Chapter 661

As the Spring Festival Gala approaches, Xiao Jun also stops completely. In the last few days, he is busy rehearsing programs.

But the outside world is because of the mischievous price list of the Spring Festival Gala program group.

Since Wang Tao's people quit the Spring Festival Gala, there are six programs on the program list of the Spring Festival Gala, and one of them is the final singing star chorus program.

As a famous music producer in China, Wang Tao has come across many song stars.

As soon as he left, the Spring Festival Gala lost a lot of color.

Everyone thinks that Xiao Jun can make it, and Xiao Jun does, but the name of the program is not published on the program list.

This made the masses of the people unable to understand.

"What's the matter? The party won't start soon. There's no show yet, is there?"

"It shouldn't be. Didn't it say that Xiao Jun was on top?"

"What's the use of Xiao Jun? He's on his own. There are six programs missing. He's not three headed and six armed."

"Xiao Jun is also on the stage with a star. Aren't there Li Yifei, Bao Hua and Han Yixing?"

"Wipe, what's the use of these people. They are all singers. A good Spring Festival Gala looks like a concert. "

"Forget it, it's all gone. It's estimated that this year's Spring Festival gala will be the same as before. It's meaningless. "

"I just came to see Xiao Jun, and I'll leave after watching Xiao Jun's cross talk."

"I'm also here to see Xiao Jun's cross talk, but the question is, why doesn't the program list say the name of Xiao Jun's cross talk?"

There are so many program vacancies that many people lose confidence in this year's Spring Festival Gala.

But even in the absence of confidence, we still keep the original habit. On New Year's Eve, we still turn on the TV and switch to CCTV.

Familiar host faces, festive opening, one program after another.

Or the original taste, many people are watching dull, until a moment, the host of a screen call, suddenly let everyone excited.

"Next, please enjoy the crosstalk" black sheep ", performed by Xiao Jun and Li Qian."

This sentence, countless people are shouting.

"Here, at last, I'm waiting for Xiao Jun."

"Black sheep, this name sounds happy."

"My God, what time is it? Did Xiao Jun come on stage at 8:40? We didn't expect any more. Forget it, you can just finish reading it and go to bed early. "

"Do you think Xiao Jun will really engage in a cross talk of 300 or 400 people?"

"Stop making noise and watch the show."

No matter how noisy the outside world is, it will not affect the live performance of the Spring Festival Gala.

In the middle of the stage.

One long table, two microphones.

Xiao Jun and Li Qian wore long robes and stepped up.

"Hello, audience friends, here we are, new year's greetings to you first!"

Xiao Jun bows his hands and says, "Happy New Year and all the best for you all!"

The audience applauded warmly.

After the applause, there were faces full of curiosity. Everyone was looking forward to Xiao Jun's amusing.

Xiao Jun: "it's new year's Eve, so I'll introduce myself here. My name is Xiao Jun, Xiao is... "

Xiao Jun pauses slightly, the audience is happy, at that time help cavity way: "romantic Xiao."

Xiao Jun: "Jun is..."

Audience: "Yushu Linfeng Jun."

Mr. Li Qian: "well, as soon as I came to the stage, I changed my voice. It's not 300 people's cross talk, it's people's cross talk all over the country. "

As soon as this was said, all the audience were laughing, both on the spot and in front of the TV.

Xiao Jun shook his head haughtily: "I can't help it. The audience likes me too much."

Li Qian: "yes, I like your shameless energy."

Xiao Jun: "come on, don't be envious here."

"I envy you for such things."

"I'd like to introduce you. You should all know me. This is the famous crosstalk artist, Li Qian (owe), owe the teacher! Let's applaud. "

Countless applause, accompanied by laughter burst out, Xiao Jun there then took a sentence: "I don't know what your family owes others, give you such a name."

Li Qian: "my name has provoked you. Please pronounce it accurately."

Xiao Jun: "good, Li Qian, Miss Li."

"Yes, it's me."

"Mr. Li is very nice."

"I don't deserve it."

"It's mainly the happiness of Mr. Li. You can see that there's nothing wrong with living such a long life. It's a miracle of the world.""I'm not supposed to be in such good health, am I?"

"Hey, no, I just want to say, I envy you, you are happy."

"What do you want?"

"I, hum, I'm on my way to happiness."

"Speak well, don't be so gnashing your teeth, how can happiness not return."

……

From going on stage to pay New Year's greetings, to a self introduction and interaction with the audience, and then to getting to the main topic, it's really consistent. Everyone was deeply attracted to the past, fully integrated into Xiao Jun's crosstalk. Even on the Internet, there is no comment. They all listen to crosstalk seriously. They are afraid to miss a laugh.

Xiao Jun: "as you all know, I am a strong man."

Li Qian: "I can see it."

"In fact, I've done everything these years, and I've done business. My biggest business is coal. Buy it from Pingdingshan, the second largest coal base in China, and sell it in Datong, the first largest coal base. As a result, it's cheaper than me. "

" nonsense, you have to die like this. "

"I'm sorry. In those few years, the poor couldn't sleep. They didn't even have a quilt and a band aid. But the problem is, guy can't sleep at all. Staring at the ceiling, no, no matter what, people have to sleep. "

"That's right. You can't stay up."

"I heard that you have to count sheep when you sleep. It helps you sleep."

"It's a way."

"A sheep, Hoo..."

"Hey, a sheep's going to sleep? Well, you call it sleep deprivation, you know

……

There was a lot of laughter under the stage, but some people didn't understand it when they heard it. You're so poor. What's the matter? How can you be a loser?

Xiao Jun: "I can't live this life. I can't do private business at all. I want to be like my second uncle."

Li Qian: "who is your second eldest brother?"

"Haven't you met my second uncle? Big back and glasses. That's great in the unit. Chairman of the board, and general manager, and director of accounting, and security team leader

"How can you be a security captain?"

"That's right. Anyone who gives advice will be beaten."

"That's great. What a big deal is it?"

"Not much. He is a cadre at the section level. Although the officials are not big, they always take people from their work units to go abroad for investigation. It's called "emancipating the mind and broadening our horizons.". We all went abroad on a big yacht. As a result, it broke down. When we went abroad, we even met Shanghai thieves. "

"Ah, that's dangerous."

"Yes. Pirates with guns, a stop, yacht stop it. My second uncle asked why? The pirate said, money! Others are afraid, but my second uncle is OK. He is not afraid at all. He asks how much do you want? The pirates said, "half a million."

"Ah, 500000 is not a small number. Who can take it out?"

"No, my second eldest brother took it out and said," I'll give you a million, and you'll give me a two million invoice. On hearing this, the pirates cried and said, "you are still making money."

……

As soon as this second burden came out, the audience could not help but give Xiao Jun a thumbs up.

This Xiao Jun really dares to speak, this sarcastic criticism, absolutely no problem!

Xiao Jun: "I can't compare with my second eldest brother, but I have my own wish. I hope I can succeed one day. I can earn a lot of money, and then I spend my life! "

" how to spend it? "

"I eat. Oil cake, fried dough sticks, sesame seed cake, fried cake, egg filling cake. I'll put three eggs in the egg pancake! If someone asks me why I did it, I'll say I laundered money. "

"No! Is there anyone who launders money from egg pancakes? "

……

At this point, the audience finally understood what the meaning of "black sheep" was. After a long time, it was just a dream of hanging silk.

But this dream, expressed by Xiao Jun in the form of crosstalk art, only makes Rena feel full of joy.

Xiao Jun: "everything is for the purpose of spending money."

Li Qian: "just to spend money?"

"That's right."

"You can't do that. I tell you, wake up and don't dream. It won't work. There's an old saying that it's from thrift to extravagance. You can't live such a good life without failure. "

……

A crosstalk work ends unconsciously, with a burden, a smile, and finally an educational discourse.

It is a complete work, perfect work.

Until Xiao Jun and Li Qian have stepped off the stage, many people still have more than enough.

"It's really Xiao Jun. this crosstalk is interesting.""Yes, Xiao Jun did well. What's more, Li Qian won well."

"Ah, how come it's over. I want to listen to it a little longer."

"Forget it, Xiao Jun has played it. There's nothing to see. It's all gone."

After waiting for such a long time, Xiao Jun's cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala finally arrived. After watching it, everyone was relaxed and had no other ideas.

Among all the people who pay attention to Xiao Jun, who is the happiest at the moment is definitely the behind the scenes staff of Huaxia star power list.

Because Xiao Jun's Spring Festival Gala performance ended, which means that this guy's attention has reached a peak since then.

The summit is here. What's wrong with his score.

A group of technicians, who have spent such a long time on Xiao Jun, now have a sense of victory.

After 40 minutes, however, these people couldn't laugh.

"Next, please enjoy the short piece" not bad money ", performed by Zhao pickled vegetables, Zhao Erya, Xiao Jun and Feng Gang."