Chapter 662

"Wait, did I have hallucinations just now? I really want to hear Xiao Jun's name. "

"Ah, it's not an illusion. Watch the subtitles."

"What? what the hell. Script: Xiao Jun, lines: Xiao Jun, performer and Xiao Jun. My God, this is Xiao Jun's sketch. Xiao Jun is going to play it again. "

"Come on, come back to see the miracle."

"Ha ha, we didn't leave at all, OK?"

When the broad masses of the people found that there was another Xiao Jun's sketch, they were really happy to hear and see it. They were all happy to celebrate and tell each other.

Only one kind of technician of Huaxia star power list, staring at the TV, can't be silly any more.

"It's impossible. How can Xiao Jun perform two programs on the stage of a spring festival gala. Hallucination, it must be hallucination

……

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, amid the warm applause, uncle sauerkraut dressed up as a farmer and wearing a big cotton padded jacket stepped onto the stage.

Behind is the little girl, Zhao Erya, who was once put on the shoulder by Xiao Junkang.

Two people are carrying a lot of agricultural products in their hands.

"Here, it's one of the most expensive hotels in Tieling, Scottish flirting."

Uncle sauerkraut's first words on the stage made many audiences laugh.

Everyone has seen the sign on the stage for a long time. It is clearly "Scottish sentiment". What is "flirtation".

"Grandfather, you're wrong. It's Scottish."

As soon as Zhao Erya opened her mouth, she pointed out uncle sauerkraut's mistake, but uncle didn't seem to hear it. She said casually, "we'll eat here."

"Grandfather, this family is very expensive."

The typical tone of northeast dialect is just a sentence, which makes people laugh.

"Expensive? What about us? We've got more than 30000 yuan? "

"I didn't take my bag, either."

"The money bag, the yellow bag."

"It's over. Let me fall on the Kang."

A few lines, although not much laughter, but successfully brought everyone into the plot.

"Can you still do things? It's for you. You've left your money on the Kang. Do you still have money in your pocket? "

Zhao Erya took out the money and counted it.

"Just over 70."

"I have 400 left."

"That's not possible."

"Yes, that's enough."

They finished talking and walked into the hotel.

The curiosity of the audience was completely hooked up, the most expensive local restaurant, how to eat with such a little money in your pocket?

"Waiter."

Uncle sauerkraut called out, and then everyone saw a different style of Xiao Jun on the stage, and immediately got up.

The audience applauded wildly and netizens commented wildly.

"Ha ha ha, it's really Xiao Jun, it's really Xiao Jun, unexpected harvest!"

"My God, Xiao Jun has come to play a sketch again. This guy is so hidden."

"I finally understand why the program list has not been announced in advance. What's a surprise for you is that the surprise is here."

"Hey, hey, I said that's Xiao Jun, how can he dress up like this?"

"No, I don't know why. I want to laugh when I see Xiao Jun."

……

At the scene of the performance, as soon as Xiao Jun came to the stage, he twisted his hips and walked forward together. He looked at Uncle sauerkraut over there and randomly raised Shi xiaoaojiao's head and orchid fingers.

"I'm sorry, sir. We are a high-end hotel. We don't accept agricultural and sideline products."

As soon as Xiao Jun opened his mouth, many people began to laugh. It's not that Xiao Jun's words are very interesting, but that Xiao Jun is too cheap now.

Uncle sauerkraut looked up and said with a smile, "girl, you are wrong. We are here for dinner."

"Oh, my God, who do you call a girl? They are pure men. "

Once again, the audience laughed uncontrollably. This is the dead virtue. Are you still a man?

"Why are you still dressed up and wearing a skirt?"

"It's packed in our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt. It's not Capris. You see, there are legs!"

With that, Xiao Jun grabs his trouser legs and shows them to everyone.

It's only at this time that the audience reacts that it's really not a skirt.

But that's ridiculous.

Xiao Jun looked at the audience laughing at him, looked down, and then covered his mouth.

"Oh, my God, I'm too worried to wear it. I said, "why is there no crotch in the aisle?"

Xiao Jun finished, but also took a few steps.

At this moment, many people can't stand it completely and burst out laughing directly.

"Oh, Hello, I'm so happy. Are you still wearing your Capris like this?""Xiao Jun is so funny. How did he come up with it?"

"It's funny, the pants can still look like a skirt."

"ha ha, he's wearing it too far."

"No crotch, I'm laughing."

The audience laughed.

Uncle sauerkraut on the stage also laughs.

"You keep that leg for tomorrow. Young man, let me tell you something. I'm going to invite an important guest to dinner today. You must treat well. "

"No problem."

"Come on, let me ask you, how much does it cost to eat in a hurry in your hotel?"

"Why are you so impatient?"

"I mean the most expensive."

"Ten or twenty thousand."

Uncle sauerkraut's face was confused at that time.

"Well, do you have this kind of situation? If you finish eating today, you will pay tomorrow."

"White paper?"

"No, it's not a white note. Money is not bad." With that, uncle sauerkraut took out the money from his pocket, took out one and handed it to Xiao Jun: "here, tip."

"Oh, my God, you are so bright, you are so handsome."

Xiao Jun made the audience laugh again.

"I tell you, the money is not in vain. When the guests come, you must give me enough face. When I order, you will carry some for me."

"Why

"Give me face, and don't let me spend too much. That is I'd like something expensive

Xiao Jun quickly said: "I said no Bai."

"That's right, come on, come on!" Uncle sauerkraut took out the money and gave Xiao Jun a tip of 30 yuan.

Xiao Jun's eyes are open to money: "OK, sir, I'll give you something to understand. You can rest assured."

……

This sketch is different from crosstalk in that it uses actors' acting skills to make a story vivid. Xiao Jun's acting skills were awesome on the stage of

, while many people saw clearly that the uncle of the sauerkraut was quite powerful.

The only fly in the ointment is that the little girls who go up together have no effect at all.

In addition, Xiao Jun's sketch has a lot of laughs.

Many people feel a little disappointed, but next, Xiao Jun is really out of the big move.

……

As soon as Xiao Jun and uncle sauerkraut reached an "agreement", the little girl came up with a sentence.

"Grandfather, I'm hungry."

"Hungry? A bowl of noodles, please

Xiao Jun: "78 a bowl."

"What noodles are so expensive?"

"Scottish lasagna."

"Is your bittern expensive?"

"No money."

"Then give me a bowl of bittern."

Super dialogue, God level reply, let the laughter resound through the whole scene in an instant.

"Ha ha, how can you think of a bowl of bittern to say it?"

"I laugh to death. Xiao Jun is so talented."

"I can't either. Xiao Jun doesn't want us to die here with laughter, does he?"

One question and one answer, once again let the scene hot up, cheers continue to come.

"This old man, I want to say noodles don't cost money, and you want noodles!"

After a sigh, Xiao Jun left the stage.

The whole stage was handed over to Uncle sauerkraut.

"Come on, girl and I. After a while, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, director Feng, will come over. You must fight for me, won't you? This is the best chance in life. Grandfather has trained you for more than 40 years. "

In the laughter of the audience, the little girl raised her face and asked, "grandfather, how old am I?"

"I have trained your father for more than 30 years. Your father is a semi-finished product. I have trained him to be the head of the cultural station. Do you have the determination to surpass him?"

Semi finished products?

The audience couldn't shut their mouths with laughter. What do you think of that?

The little girl on the stage nodded hard: "yes!"

"Well, show me your determination."

I appointed the Honghu water wave to beat the wave, the Yangtze River back wave to push the front wave, one wave is stronger than the other, so I patted my father on the beach. "

This sentence made the audience laugh again

In the laughter, Xiao Jun returns to the stage with a bowl.

"Sir, there is no noodles in your Scottish stew."

……

A dialogue, flat narrative, the mood of the audience just a little calm, this time saw an unexpected character came up.

All of a sudden, the scene was a big applause.

That's director Feng, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala. He really came to guest star in Xiao Jun's sketch.

……

On the stage, director Feng and uncle sauerkraut are playing against each other. All kinds of lines amuse the audience. Finally, with the development of the situation, the focus comes to Xiao Jun."Order, waiter, bring the menu."

Xiao Jun flurried to pass the menu in the past, but also very exaggerated to Uncle sauerkraut a clear look.

Here comes the spirit of the audience, here comes the play.

"Four Australian abalone."

"Sorry, No."

The audience booed.

"A lobster of four catties."

"Sorry, it's not that big."

"Yes How big is it? "

"Yes Is there more than a kilo? "

"Do you have more than one kilo?"

"Yes Still no! "

"Well Let me tell you, this is your shop, don't you know? We don't need money here. "

"Ah, that's not true."

Xiao Jun definitely nodded.

"It's not your hotel. Why don't you have anything? What's this for? Get your boss. "

"No

"You just remember that one doesn't exist, do you?"

"Boss! The boss is out

"Where have you been?"

"I don't know!"

Two people on the stage staring at the eyes and talking lies.

At this time, director Feng tentatively said: "let's have some common food."

Uncle sauerkraut thought deeply and nodded: "OK, let's come to the folk. Let's have a little pheasant and mushroom."

Without thinking, Xiao Jun replied, "No."

Sauerkraut uncle a Leng: "this can have."

Xiao Jun is also a Leng: "this is really not."

This sentence, the scene completely burst into laughter.

Who can stand the classic God's reply?