Chapter 663

The warm atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala is completely unable to stop, everyone is laughing straight waist.

And on the Internet, countless netizens continue to brush comments to express their feelings.

"You can have this one, but you don't have this one. Hahaha, how did you come up with this line

"Xiao Jun is a God. He's really a God. It's the same way to create sketches."

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is worth it. Just with Xiao Jun's crosstalk and sketches, I'm also the top of this year's Spring Festival Gala. It's definitely ten million times better than before."

All kinds of comments are constantly heard, and on the stage, there are all kinds of classic sentences on Xiao Jun's side.

"I know you don't need money, sir. I mean, director Feng has come here very hard. We can't care about money when we eat and drink, sir.

You see, I'm young this year, but I sum up that people's life is sometimes short, just like sleeping.

As soon as the eyes closed and opened, the day passed.

If you don't close your eyes, you'll be gone forever

……

"Sir, I don't mean anything else. What I mean is that people can't pay too much attention to money. Money is something out of the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing in one's life? It's just that people die and money is not spent. "

"Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? People are alive, but money is gone. "

……

"Girl, look at the way Feng Dao laughs. It's just like the photo before your master left."

"Hey, Grandpa, look, it's more like not laughing."

……

"It's sunny tonight. It's cloudy and clear tonight."

"Oh, my God, why did you report the weather forecast?"

……

"On behalf of the whole family, I thank you, eight generations of ancestors. I will never forget you in my life. I will never let you go as a ghost."

……

"You let me sing one."

"What to sing? It's all about the art circle. You can't be a waiter."

"If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you."

"If you don't serve me, I'll go to your boss."

"If you go to my boss, I'll shake out all the things you told me."

"Well You, you sing better than you say

……

When the final performance of a sketch was over, everyone was in the joy, and had a deep admiration for Xiao Jun.

for many years, they were so happy when they didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala.

The joy of the new year was brought by Xiao Jun.

Just as we pondered over the sketch just now, a burst of information suddenly appeared on the Internet.

Fashion magazine and photographer he Chao revealed: "the actor" grandfather "of the sketch" not bad money ", whose original name was Zhao Benshan, accepted Feng Dao's invitation to participate in the Spring Festival gala as a grassroots, but was disqualified by another judge, the famous music producer Wang Tao. It was Xiao Jun who saw the injustice and helped to create new sketches to help the Zhao family return to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. "

Once this happened, it can be said that it completely reversed all kinds of arguments before the Spring Festival Gala.

Uncle sauerkraut and his daughter, with their honest nature, have really attracted the attention of many people. They have a natural affinity to grassroots actors.

Naturally, people who embarrass grassroots actors will be disgusted.

In a flash, Wang Tao's reputation became precarious because of this information.

Don't talk about it later, just talk about it now.

After Xiao Jun went down from the sketch stage, everyone had a doubt.

Is there anything about Xiao Jun in this year's Spring Festival Gala?

"Can't it, Xiao Jun has castrated two programs, this is to break the sky."

"I think so. Who put on several programs at the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Not necessarily. You don't see that there are several blank programs on the program list. It says to give you a surprise. I suspect the surprise comes from Xiao Jun. "

"No way."

"Wait and see."

It is for this surprise that countless viewers are waiting for the arrival of the third blank program.

Finally, it's our turn here. The host's announcement made everyone's mood fall.

"Next, please enjoy the song" meet in 2018 "by Li Yifei and Bao Hua

It's clear. It's a song. There's nothing about Xiao Jun.

"Well, I'll tell you, Xiao Jun can't go on again."

"Wait a minute. Look at the subtitles. It says that this song is composed by Xiao Jun

"Ha, is it Xiao Jun's new song? I have to listen to it."

"Well, I don't like listening to music. If there is no Xiao Jun, let's go. "

The ordinary audience was disappointed, while a technician on the other side of Huaxia star power list took a long breath.OK, it seems that Xiao Jun has completely stopped, so his popularity rating has reached the peak after "not bad for money".

In all kinds of the same emotions, on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, Li Yifei and Bao Hua sang a song "meet in 2018" as scheduled.

"Open your heart and peel away the shame of spring.

Dance steps whirl through the silence of winter.

Warm and affectionate greetings.

Continuous drizzle bath that, yesterday, exciting moment.

You greet me with warm eyes, welcome me from yesterday's joy, joy.

Come on, come on, make an appointment.

Come on, come on, make an appointment.

Meet in the silver moonlight.

Meet in warm affection.

Come on, come on, make an appointment.

Come on, come on, let's meet in 1918.

……”

There was thunderous applause.

Online.

"It's Xiao Jun's lyrics and music, that's good."

"Yes, beautiful Yifei and brother Bao Ju sing very well."

"Unfortunately, if only Xiao Jun could go on stage and sing himself. Just now in "not bad money", my curiosity was linked up. I really want to hear Xiao Jun sing a complete song

"Me too, but I don't have Xiao Jun any more."

Many viewers are disappointed, but it's only 10 p.m. now. It's still early for the new year. There's nothing else to do. So let's continue to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

However, surprise is always in this casual, quietly.

"Next, please enjoy the short piece" to his liking ", performed by Xiao Jun, Hu Fei and Li Qiang."

What is it?

Xiao Jun?

All of a sudden, the audience and the netizens are boiling.

"True or false, is it Xiao Jun?"

"Did I hear you right?"

"Am I right?"

"That's right. Look at Xiao Jun!"

Xiao Jun, dressed in casual clothes, ran onto the stage quickly, and the audience was shocked. All eyes were wide open and clapped subconsciously.

With warm applause, Xiao Jun spoke.

"It's over, it's over, it's over. Something big happened. Unfortunately, the old bureau chief of our unit was photographed in prison by the inspection team above. Another one from the top, er, should be a new one. As soon as the new director was in office, he carried out rectification. At this point, our section chief summoned me. Usually I have so many small problems. I guess I will lose my job this time

Xiao Jun's words brought the audience into the scene.

Just listening to this scenario setting, countless people are interested.

In the previous crosstalk, Xiao Jun boldly satirized the corruption of officialdom. Now, is it hard for him to do it again?

When the camera gets to the position of the desk, many people find that there is still a person sitting on the chair, and they are sleeping with their hands up.

Hu Fei, dressed in a capable professional suit, is snoring.

Xiao Jun blinked his eyes carefully and said in a soft voice, "chief ma? Chief ma

Huffy woke up in a flash.

"Ah, who? Oh, Xiao Hao, come in, come on

Xiao Jun scratched his head: "sorry to disturb your sleep."

Hufei took the cup and smacked it.

"It's OK. I'll sleep for a while. I won't delay!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Hu Fei a cross two legs, leadership style is full of style, pressure hand way: "sit, recently, the home is very good?"

Xiao Jun sat rigidly on the sofa with his hands on his knees.

"Yanba, qianer is still working. What's the future like Leave it to fate. "

There was laughter again.

Hu Fei glanced at him. "I heard that you like to play table tennis when you're at work?"

Xiao Jun was startled.

"I think I'm too playful. Playing table tennis is harmful to others and myself. If I play table tennis later, I will give up my hands. Refuse me, Huang! No gambling! No table tennis

Hu Fei didn't interrupt, but he was smiling meaningfully.

"Hao Jian, let me tell you this. The new director Li, coincidentally, also likes to play table tennis. Ha ha, do you know how to do it?"

"Section chief, you're embarrassing me. The most I can do is to control myself. How dare I manage the director?"

……

At this point, the audience's laughter again.

"You said that Xiao Jun was cheap, and he named himself Hao Jian. It's a blessing."

"Isn't this guy brainless? He can't hear what he understands. This is what he likes. Who let him take charge of the director?""I knew Xiao Jun would not let us down. I like this sketch!"

The audience was in high spirits and the performance continued on the stage.

Hu Fei was so angry by Xiao Jun's words that she rolled her eyes. He stood up and went to Xiao Jun.

"Hao Jian, your ability to understand intention is too bad. The reason is that you don't want to make progress in your mind. I tell you, if you want to go on like this, you will be a staff member in your life. "

Xiao Jun jumped up with excitement at that time.

"Really? Then I can rest assured that my work is stable at last. Thank you, chief

Xiao Jun bowed to Hu Fei deeply, and the audience was also amused by him and bent over with a smile.

Hu Fei caresses his forehead helplessly.

"Hao Jian! Now it's your hobby. What kind of opportunity is it when you run into the hobby of leaders? This is a good opportunity for your ancestors to cheat their bodies! Aren't you excited? "

A good chance for ancestors to cheat corpses?

Can you still use this kind of word as a metaphor?

"My God, this line is written by Xiao Jun, it's definitely his style."

"That's right, only Xiao Jun would be so damaged."

"I like Hu Fei so much. I didn't expect that Hu Fei's acting skills are so good."

"Top Xiao Jun, top Hu Fei!"

A spring festival gala was pushed to another high court because of Xiao Jun's second sketch.