Chapter 664

The audience had already laughed.

Xiao Jun on the stage blinked and asked softly, "where is the exciting point?"

"Come on, sit down. Look, you are the only one in our section who can play table tennis. If you play table tennis to make your leaders comfortable, won't you become the red man around the leaders? "

Xiao Jun did not know why, "red man?"

"Yes, who does nine thousand mean, you know?"

"Eunuch."

"Fart, I'm talking about the red man around the emperor. The emperor's company is comfortable. Long live the emperor. He is nine thousand years old. And you? "

"When I live to be 100 years old, I'll burn incense."

"I'll tell you how old I am!"

Hu Fei took a deep breath and stood up.

"Well, you don't need to understand. From today on, the only task for you to go to work every day is to practice table tennis. Let go of that job and make clear the priority

"Then I can't just leave my work and play ball with the leaders every day. Isn't that a flatterer?"

Hu Fei has just sat down here and hasn't had time to take a drink. When he heard Xiao Jun's words, he waited for his eyes.

"Who are you talking about! Who are you talking about! Who is the flatterer

"Chief Ma, that's not what I mean."

"Hao Jian, I'll put the words here for you. You can do it if you can. If you can't do it, you can leave. Make that position free for me. Hey, I really tell you, our country has never been short of flattery Ah bah, there is no shortage of people who can play table tennis

It seems like a slip of the tongue, but the burden rings.

It's not funny, but it's thought-provoking.

There is no lack of flatterers in China.

Xiao Jun hurried over and quickly explained: "chief Ma, I didn't mean that. I thought that if I played with the leader, I would become the red man around the leader? Isn't that so? "

"No? Haha, Hao Jian, I'm taking you as my own person now. I'll show you how Ma Jingjing came to this day step by step. "

While speaking, Hu Fei shakes her hand and turns over the laptop on the desk.

At that time, Xiao Jun exclaimed: "leaders like pictures!"

Hu Fei smiles and shakes his fingers in the air.

"I tell you, I can clearly say each leader's preference, constellation, blood type and birth date!

This, like fishing, I dive into the water to his hook on a hanging fish!

Well, I like playing mahjong, so I'll listen to him.

Well, if I like writing and playing, I will bring my grandfather's relics to him to wear.

This, like me... "

At this point, Hu Fei immediately Leng for a while, and then with lightning speed to buckle up the computer.

Then, leaning on his desk, he pretended nothing happened and said, "so, Hao Jianna..."

When it comes to Xiao Jun, the most important thing is that I want to return the computer to ma

This made the audience laugh.

There are also many male compatriots cheering loudly.

It's a pity that Hu Fei didn't let everyone get what they wanted. He continued what he said as if nothing had happened.

"So now you know how I got to this seat?"

"I see. If you are not good, section chief, your flattering skills are flowing in your blood."

"Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? I said, "you mouth!"

"Oh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh. As soon as you speak, it makes people angry. I'm also puzzled. I find that every time I hold a meeting, the leader only nods and smiles at you. Is it because you are more beautiful? "

Huffy sat down on the chair with a proud smile.

"It's not just that. I tell you, Hao Jian, meetings are about skills.

As soon as the leader makes a speech, as soon as he makes a speech, he throws out his point of view. I'll give one right away, eh?

The leader thought about it. What do you mean by questioning me?

As soon as the leader finished speaking, I didn't know what he was talking about, but I was immediately followed by a "Oh..."

I want to let the leader feel that I am baptized by his words, and have a thorough understanding! "

After listening to these words, Xiao Jun immediately learned the way Hu Fei just talked, and made a very embarrassing sudden realization.

"Oh Listen to what you say and change your outlook on life. "

Hey, Xiao Jun, this is a change of old saying.

The audience under the stage burst into laughter and applause.

Hu Fei said: "so, Hao Jian, you don't just have to play well with the leaders. You also need to make the leader only want to play with you, let him think of you when he thinks of the ball, and itch when he thinks of your hand! ""I see. Let me set up a bad image. Can I become a regular if I don't have a good image?"

"It's more than becoming a regular." Hu Fei pointed to the desk with a smile, "see, my office will be yours, chief hao?"

Xiao Jun quickly waved his hand: "Oh, don't do it."

Hu Fei said with a smile, "chief Hao!"

Xiao Jun shivered all over, "Oh, don't do it."

Hu Fei took him to the leather chair. "Chief Hao, chief Hao, come and sit down. Sit here."

Xiao Jun said hastily, "no, no, No

"Feel it."

Huffy said and pushed him down.

"No, no, No

"Sit down."

"Oh..."

When he finally sat on that chair, Xiao Jun gave a comfortable sigh.

"Sit down again."

"Oh..."

Xiao Jun's face is full of enjoyment. He doesn't know how to hold the chair.

"Ouch, let's try to be a leader. Oh, this chair is comfortable. No wonder you always sleep at work. After that, if I become this son, then I will not be able to sleep with the world? "

Hu Fei said with a smile, "you can sleep as you like."

I'm talking here, but the phone on the office suddenly rings.

Xiao Jun stretched out his hand to answer the phone, but Hu Fei beat his paw down.

"What's the matter? Let me give you a feeling. You really take yourself as a leader. Let's go

"All right."

Xiao Jun is scared to flash. Hu Fei stares and answers the phone, but then he changes his face.

"Ah, director Li, are you coming now? OK, OK, ouch, that's great. Just in time, I have good news waiting for you! "

Hu Fei laughs when he hangs up.

"Hao Jian, here's your chance. Director Li will be right there."

"Great. But the question is, where are we going to play when he comes? "

Hu Fei snapped his fingers and went to the other side of the stage, where a simple table tennis table was placed.

"Hao Jian, I've already prepared for you. The old director went in. I also dealt with his mahjong table. In the future, you will play with me and I will be your referee

"Hao Jianna, it's not an ordinary table tennis table for you. It's the ladder of your life."

Hearing this, Xiao Jun was extremely excited and held Hu Fei's hand deeply.

"Dear man, chief Ma, no, chief Ma!"

Hu Fei was busy with a sly smile.

"Oh, I dare not. Chief hao

"Sooner or later, director Ma."

"Oh, I can't, chief hao?"

"Director Ma."

"Chief Hao."

In the end, they both gave a sly smile.

"Win win, win win."

Guzhong is also the performance of these two people, laughing back and forth.

But in such a "harmonious" seven minutes, suddenly came a roar.

"If anyone plays table tennis again at work, I will punish him!"

Huffy was stunned.

Xiao Jun was also stunned.

The atmosphere of the stage changed all at once.

At this time, a suit of Li Qiang came out, hair also played mousse, a leadership style.

The audience immediately sent out a warm applause!

"Oh, director Li, what's the matter?"

Hu Fei hurried up to meet, but also to avoid the director's line of sight, desperately to Xiao Jun there gesture!

Xiao Jun covers the racket, dare not have too big movement, carefully to hide the racket.

Li Qiang was arrested by Xiao Jun to be a strong man because he couldn't find an actor to bear.

I thought Li Qiang might have stage fright, but when I did the shooting, this guy acted the leader perfectly.

At the moment, Li Zhen's voice is really dignified.

"You don't know who it is. I've heard that I love playing table tennis. Now some comrades in the Bureau practice it at work. What kind of behavior is this?"

When Li Qiang spoke, Xiao Jun moved step by step over there, quickly and nervously cleaned up the ping-pong table and reached for the net on the table.

The audience was tickled.

Hu Fei is still covering for Xiao Jun.

"Oh, director Li, it's no big deal to play table tennis."

"It's nothing to play table tennis, but it's just a bad habit to take advantage of it."

Then Li Qiang turned around and saw Xiao Jun take a table tennis net.

When the audience was quiet, they wanted to see what Xiao Jun would do. As a result, the guy's action made everyone laugh.Xiao Jun was stunned. As soon as he reached out, he hung the ping-pong net around his neck, pinched his head and threw it back like a scarf.

Li Qiang walked over with his hands on his back, squinted at him and reached for something around his neck.

"With a counterweight on the neck?"

"It's windy. My mother's afraid of losing it."

The classic dialogue lake makes the audience laugh again.

Hu Fei rushed to the rescue.

"Ah, director, this is our unit's new little comrade, you sit down first, sit down and say."

"Well, chief Ma, you are an old comrade. Our unit appeared this work style problem, should you take the lead

"Chief, I said they had. I said that even if you practice again, you can't reach the level of director Li. Director Li is the champion every year in his former unit. "

"Don't flatter me. One year I was runner up. But that year I was deputy director. "

This burden shakes out, and Xiao Jun's sketch really makes satire to the extreme.