"Take it easy, spicy claw, the eel head has fallen off!"
"It's Nezha! Isn't the eel too strong? I didn't make much effort."
"All right, you can kill at will. Anyway, it's shredding."
"OK! You came to the mushroom house as soon as you were eliminated? How did you arrange the notice? If you don't eliminate, you can't come?"
"Brother Yue brought me here temporarily. He said the announcement fee was 30000."
"So little?"
"Little? Sister spicy claw, how much are you?"
"It's Nezha, ten times more than you. Besides, I didn't take part in variety shows. I'm going to take the Nortel exam next year, and I'll show my face more next year. Yes, we're still in the same grade."
"How expensive! What school is Nortel?"
"College."
"Is it a computer book? Is the score high?"
"Well... This question baffles me. Let's change it."
"Are you good at trigonometric functions?"
"Well..."
"I tell you, I brought my summer homework this time."
"Let's continue to kill fish happily?"
Mr. He Ling shook the teacup around and went back to the shed to share, laughing happily: "those two brain circuits are really strange. Do you know what they are talking about? Is Nortel a book? Do you learn computers and trigonometric functions well... And the beautiful girl is still learning to kill fish, and her technique is becoming more and more proficient."
Several people laughed.
Xiao Yue added, "what is a trigonometric function?"
Several people burst into laughter.
Peng Peng is slightly melancholy: "it's good! They won't take the college entrance examination until next year. We are both old."
The laughter stopped suddenly and several people were silent.
Yes, time is a pig killing knife, but those two, one seventeen and one eighteen, are envious.
At half past eleven, Li Tiezhu fried crucian carp with lard and began to make soup. In another pot, start to fry meat saozi, shredded pork with pickled cabbage, fish soup noodles.
"Eh? How did I start cooking?"
In the kitchen, Li Tiezhu was a little distracted. He was stunned. He bowed his head and continued to fry meat. He was so happy to cook... He had to rob Mr. Huang Sanshi. I hope he won't be angry.
Barrage daily joy:
"The newcomers are so arrogant that they dare to rob the old artists of their jobs."
"The world is going down. Huang Sanshi has been famous for many years. Unexpectedly... It looks so fragrant."
"The fish soup is really white."
"I suggest Li Tiezhu stay in the mushroom house. It's much better than that broken sound."
"Support."
"The main reason is that the image of serious brother is too suitable for rural life."
Other people were sitting in the shed drinking tea while song Zhuer was consulting Huang Sanshi about Beidian.
Xu Shanzheng is fooling Xiao Yueyue into making a guest appearance in his new film. Peng Peng wants to participate in the film. Teacher he helps Peng Peng recommend Xu Shanzheng.
Xiaoyue thought for a moment and asked, "is the new film about teacher Shan Zheng a comedy?"
Xu Shan nodded: "of course, otherwise how to find you."
Xiaoyue took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll recommend another person to you. Take a look at this paragraph."
Gags of the Three Kingdoms: the video of Li Tiezhu stabbing Nie Yao with a gun.
Xu Shan competed for the first time to see it. He laughed back and forth and made a decision immediately: "I didn't expect Li Tiezhu to be a comedian! When I saw him for the first time, I thought he was a Muggle... I'll ask him if he would like to play a movie later."
Xiaoyue patted his chest and said, "don't worry! Wrap it on me. Iron pillars will go as long as there is a pay."
Xu Shanzheng: "ah... Do you want to pay?"
Xiaoyue smiled angrily: "brother! Are you looking for me to make a free guest appearance? I have no problem. I mix the box office data. My brother Tiezhu is stingy. I'm afraid he won't agree."
Pumbaa: "I'll go. I don't want pay! I can play anything."
Xu Shanzheng patted Peng Peng on the shoulder and said, "well, I'll give iron pillar the film reward I gave you."
Peng Yuchang lost control of his expression on the spot: "
Xu Shanzheng suddenly fixed his eyes on songzhuer: "Zhuer, I tell you, it's easy to test Beidian. With your ability and experience, it's just that you have participated in a few film and television dramas recently. As long as you play another film, you'll be stable. It happens that my new film is in full bloom." The shooting will start soon. I'll arrange a role for you. The lineup of this play is strong enough. Let me tell you, the younger brothers of Fang Bo, me, Xiao Yueyue, Li Tiezhu and Peng Yuyan... "
After fooling for several minutes, Xu Shan was thirsty and drank a mouthful of tea.
Unlike these three, songzhu'er is a famous professional actor. He never lacks resources and has many fans. Although Xiao Yue is popular, he is not a professional actor. The other two are newcomers.
Songzhuer was dazed.
Xu Shanzheng added another fire: "three women, four women and five women, choose at will. Don't thank me, hit it off!"
"Head round?" songzhu'er thought carefully. He didn't understand the logical relationship in this. He said after a while, "Li Tiezhu wants to play? He also wants to play?"
Xu Shanzheng: "yes."
Songzhuer turned and asked Huang Sanshi, "Mr. Huang, do you think Li Tiezhu can take the Nortel exam?"
Xu Shanzheng: "
Fooled for a long time, fooled a lonely, what school do you care about Li Tiezhu's examination?
Huang Sanshi was also surprised: "he's choking, can't he pass the appearance? Why do you care about him?"
Matsushita: "yes, I'll just ask. He taught me to kill fish and asked me if I had any good recommendation from a junior college... His grades can't pass the undergraduate course. Eh? It's delicious! I'll go and have a look."
Before the conversation was over, songzhuer jumped into the kitchen. Huang Sanshi grinned. I hope he won't be assigned to my class next year. He's too jumpy and difficult to manage.
"Acting? I don't know."
Li Tiezhu used a spatula to shovel some shredded pork with pickled cabbage for spicy claws. He looked puzzled. When did I promise Xu Shan to fight?
Matsushita: "well, it's delicious. What, he said you would play his film because he has a round head."
Li Tiezhu glanced from the window: "it's OK. It's worse than brother Yue."
"Why don't you try Beidian or Chinese opera? After all, your grades are too poor. Of course, your appearance is also poor. Beidian Chinese opera is choking, and there is still hope. Chen Chichi..."
"Speaking of Chen Chichi, I miss Tianba again."
"Me too. Eh? You should learn to dress yourself up and wear trendy clothes. In fact, you are pretty good-looking. Dress up and there is still hope for the school entrance examination."
"Fashion? My father will beat me. He used to wear a pair of second-hand torn jeans and was almost hung up."
"Why?"
"My old man said he was like a rascal. In other words, those stars dressed strangely... Don't have a father?"
"Yes? Anyway, my father doesn't beat me. It's your father's problem, clothing problem."
"My father's clothes are really average. How much do you eat, spicy claw?"
"It's Nezha, two sides."
"OK."
"Teach me to pick eels in the afternoon?"
"I guess I have to work. The mushroom house has to work."
After a while, six bowls of steaming pickled cabbage, shredded pork and fish soup were served. The six people moved chopsticks together. He Ling ate two mouthfuls of praise, and then asked, "iron pillar, what's your share?"
Li Tiezhu took out a huge basin from the kitchen and said, "I have."
Xu Shan was surprised: "do you have half a kilo of noodles?"
Li Tiezhu: "six Liang."
Huang Sanshi: "eat! Eat more. When you're full, work well in the afternoon. Hey hey..."
"Puff..."
Peng Peng choked. Two acres of paddy fields!
(thank you for 100 points if you are sad, thank ran Jianxi for 100 points, and thank Feng Yu for his nickname 100 short board. Thank you!)