After dinner, Peng Peng, Xiao Yueyue and a fellow countryman carried a large wooden bucket for threshing millet together and moved slowly along the trail. In front of them, Li Tiezhu carried a 150 kg pedal thresher and rode like a flying horse.
"Iron pillar! The direction is wrong. The paddy field is over there!"
Peng Peng saw Li Tiezhu carrying a thresher and ran to the mushroom house. He was startled. Is this an animal?
Li Tiezhu looked back and said, "I know. First go back and have a look at the stewed soup."
Peng Peng: "
Xiao Yueyue smiled treacherously: "hahaha... Now you know why I brought brother Tiezhu? Otherwise we'll be tired to death. Hahaha hiccup... I'm really a clever ghost."
Li Tiezhu rushed into the courtyard of the mushroom house, piled the thresher on the ground, went to the kitchen, frothed the pig bones in the pot, added water again and began to cook soup. Soak several kinds of dried chili peppers in cold water in proportion, fry the bottom material at night, and soak the beans for zhu'er's pig feet in warm water.
After that, he put on the thresher and ran away.
Huang Sanshi, Xu Shanzheng and he Ling are stunned. Can't you put the thresher on the side of the road and walk back? Heavy or not!
Your professional operation from thresher to kitchen makes us look more than a lot!
Songzhuer put on waterproof pants, sunshade hat, ice sleeves, sunscreen, spray anti mosquito liquid, tie the horse's tail again, and set off with a sickle.
"I'm going to thresh millet, too, alas!"
Then she fell into the ditch and was not flexible in waterproof pants.
Xu Shanzheng watched Zhu Er struggle to get up and stubbornly kill him in the paddy field. Then he looked at the poisonous sun in the sky and said:
"I don't have to go, do I? My head will explode!"
Huang Sanshi shook his head: "it's no use painting sunscreen on your head. Drink tea, drink tea! Who asked him to light a hot pot, let them work."
He Ling: "why don't you make coffee? I'm idle anyway."
Therefore, the three elderly groups in the shed were also busy.
Li Tiezhu carried the thresher to the paddy field, came back to carry the barrel, and finally came to pick up the pine and bamboo stuck in other people's paddy field. He was too busy.
The threshing movement began vigorously. As a result, Xiao Yueyue urinated in less than five minutes. Peng Peng is honest, but he hasn't done farm work. The progress is slow, and songzhuer is more like a tourist. He gives Li Tiezhu seven or eight ears of rice at a time.
Li Tiezhu had to cut a pile by himself, then beat it by himself, sweating like rain.
I, Li Tiezhu, am a labor machine without emotion!
Songzhuer was so happy that she stood on the pedal and rubbed the rice head against the thresher. She was so happy that if Li Tiezhu hadn't stopped her, she might have been rolled in.
Little Yue Yue lay in the shed and had no love: "it's so tired to thresh!"
Huang Sanshi said, "are you tired? You see how hard people work? Have you had enough rest? Go to work."
Xiao Yueyue: "I may have heatstroke. I need to rest for a few days. Is there any more coffee?"
He Ling: "you are really good!"
Xiao Yueyue poured himself coffee: "what's the matter with me? I can't work. Although I'm also rural, I'm lazy. Besides, didn't I bring brother Tiezhu? He can hold ten of me."
Xu Shan argued, "I thought you were talking about righteousness. I didn't expect it was for laziness."
Xiao Yueyue: "of course, it's for laziness. By the way, talk about righteousness. My master said that people should know how to be lazy and give more opportunities for newcomers like Li Tiezhu. You see, there will be a lot of scenes in this issue of Tiezhu?"
Huang Sanshi smiled: "ha ha! Iron pillar wants to thank you?"
Then Li Tiezhu came back with the first load of rice.
Xiaoyue pushed the coffee cup and stood up with a smile: "brother, back... Back? Are you tired? Sit down and have a cup of coffee?"
Li Tiezhu basked the rice in the yard dam and said with a smile: "don't you want to be a tough guy? A tough guy who can urinate?"
Xiao Yueyue blushed and walked away with a diabolo basket: "I'm not lazy, but the coffee is so delicious that they have to buy me a drink... Go! I'll show you what a real tough guy threshing..."
Next, there is up to four hours of high-intensity work.
But in the program lens, it is another scene.
Iron pillars cut rice as fiercely as a humanoid harvester, and it purrs when stepping on the thresher. Peng Peng's hands are too soft to cut. Xiao Yueyue is playing with his fingers and complaining. Songzhuer is chasing a flexible little frog. The three old people in the shed of the mushroom house just drink coffee and chat.
This section of the barrage will inevitably become dense:
"Serious brother is so fierce! It's almost a man beating rice."
"In addition to Peng Peng barely being able to help, the other two are just making up."
"Is Xiaoyue really a rural man?"
"Listen to the Royal engine and watch the program. Hi to the explosion!"
"Look! Pine and bamboo are stuck again."
"This woman's movement coordination is too poor, isn't it?"
"Chasing a frog can drop yourself under the ridge? It's just stuck in the canal!"
"Nezha, where's your wind fire wheel with three heads and six arms?"
"Li Tiezhu is really a good man. He has come to save Zhu Er again."
Li Tiezhu carried more than 100 kilograms of wet rice, pulled pine and bamboo out of the canal with one hand, put down the burden to help her catch the frog, and then carried the rice back to the mushroom house.
Pine and bamboo followed, holding the frog and saying, "quack! Iron pillar, frogs are delicious! There are many frogs in the rice field."
Li Tiezhu couldn't help swallowing his mouth: "it's delicious! Diving frogs, fried frogs with pickled peppers, beautiful frog fish... Cough, what, let's record the program now. We can't eat frogs. The impact is bad. The teacher said frogs are beneficial insects."
Matsushita: "shall we eat in private?"
Li Tiezhu: "after recording the program, I'll fry it for you. Cut it out, program group."
At six o'clock in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu finally finished threshing the rice in two paddy fields. Fortunately, the area of these two paddy fields is not large. So Li Tiezhu went to return the thresher to the villagers barefoot, and then came back to fry the hot pot bottom.
While frying the bottom material, another pot began to braised pig's feet, and pine and bamboo preserved egg lean meat porridge was simmering on the small stove.
The charming fragrance, like sunset glow, covers the whole mushroom house.
Songzhu'er set fire to Li Tiezhu, choking tears. Li Tiezhu also drove Songzhu out to continue playing with frogs.
Peng Peng and Xiao Yue lay on bamboo chairs and spread their bodies, shouting that they couldn't live.
The old three just drank coffee and took it easy.
He Ling: "Hey, Mr. Huang, why don't we keep Li Tiezhu? You see, he can cook and work. He has no shortcomings except eating more."
Xu Shan argued: "the key is cheap! After listening to the announcement fee you gave him, I have to reduce my film pay."
Huang Sanshi nodded again and again: "that's right! Unlike Peng Peng, you can't do anything. You're second in the meal."
Peng Peng smiled bitterly: "isn't the first place for dinner? Sure enough, there is no grass in the iron pillar. Brother Yue, you sum up very well!"
Xiao Yue: "hum..."
Huang Sanshi sighed: "I'm tired of cooking in these three periods. This period is too easy and suddenly I don't adapt."
He Ling: "then leave Li Tiezhu. It's so simple."
Peng Peng also said, "I think it's OK. I'll chop firewood and cook for him in the future."
Huang Sanshi shook his head: "no! He still has to make a good voice. He can stand up wherever he falls. The top ten must be won. Next week, I'm going to take shaoshao to the scene. Do you have anyone together?"
He Ling: "I don't have time."
Peng Peng: "I don't have enough coffee."
Xu Shanzheng: "I happen to be free. Call me then."
Xiao Yueyue: "I've booked all the tickets. Tiezhu is promoted. I'll invite everyone to have a snack. Who makes him my idol!"
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