For a long time, the lips are divided.
Lengba leaned against Li Tiezhu and beat him gently: "do you still like your birthday gift?"
She said the gift was just like this.
Li Tiezhu nodded and remembered the expensive looking wallet given by lengba. His head hurt a little. He remembered the feeling that lengba pinched his head last time and said:
"I like it, but I feel almost nothing. Remember the last time I got drunk? At your house."
"Well, of course!"
"Just that time, I still remember that touch... It's so comfortable. Would you pinch it for me again?"
"Can't you be subtle? What's touch?"
"It's soft, cold..."
"Shh! Stop talking. I'm so ashamed. Don't be heard."
"Huh?"
Leng Ba Chen said strangely, "bamboo is here. How can I give you... What? I don't want face?"
Since you asked me to bring a collar, the cat knew you were not kind, but the cat didn't expect you to be so straightforward! Sure enough, after tasting the sweetness, he became presumptuous.
Li Tiezhu has some doubts. Is it embarrassing to ask you to massage my head? What if bamboo sees it? Forget it, it may be the burden of a big star. I can't blame her. She's good enough.
But Li Tiezhu still showed a little regret: "forget it."
Lengba's mouth rises. Is the little guy eating marrow and knowing the taste? Looking at the wronged look, tut Tut, she said softly, "I'll sleep with songzhu'er first. When she falls asleep, I'll give you... Pinch..."
Li Tiezhu is more confused. I'm asleep. What else do you pinch?
Just about to speak, the bathroom door opened, and Matsushita came out in Kumamoto's pajamas.
Lengba felt guilty and wiped her mouth.
Li Tiezhu said, "do you wash first or I wash first?"
Lengba: "you go first."
When Li Tiezhu went to wash, song Zhuer sat cross legged on the sofa, holding Xiao Jiu and kissing and rubbing Xiao Jiu. Then she suddenly looked at lengba strangely:
"Eh? Sister lengba, why don't you go home so late? Isn't your house nearby?"
Lengba's teeth are itchy. Did you ask me? He raised me. What's the matter with you? Is there any self-knowledge?
"I... take care of you. You drink too much. In case something happens, it's inconvenient for Li Tiezhu to be a man."
"What's inconvenient? Tie Zhu and I are very casual!"
"In short, it's inconvenient."
"Have you ever received a heart-shaped stone?"
"Nonsense! Who hasn't received it? The man wholesales several sacks. What do you say?"
"Lend me your cell phone."
"What are you doing?"
"Bring it, you!"
Songzhuer was drunk and bleary eyed. He grabbed his mobile phone and began dialing.
Lengba: "who are you calling?"
"Hello? Are you... Lengba?"
"Grass Mud Horse! It's me again. Can't you think of it? Grass Mud Horse!"
Toot~
After hanging up the phone, songzhuer lay on the sofa, kicking his legs with laughter and began to sing: "ha ha, one day I'll let spicy claw tell a joke when I'm free..."
Lengba looked at the crazy songzhu'er and suddenly felt a little guilty. She really risked her life for Li Tiezhu. What about me?
Then she took back the phone and called luofeiyan. No one answered for a long time.
Songzhuer stopped laughing and glared at lengba. Do you want to be a traitor? Do you want to call to apologize?
But I finally took it.
"Pine bamboo NIMA..."
"I'm lengba. She just robbed my phone."
"Oh, what's the matter with you?"
"Nothing, just... Grass Mud Horse!"
Toot~
Then lengba and songzhuer looked at each other and laughed at the same time.
Li Tiezhu, who took a cold shower inside, looked blankly. What did the two laugh at night?
After taking a shower, Li Tiezhu changed his clothes. When he came out, he found that songzhuer lay on the sofa and fell asleep. Xiao Jiuyi farted on her head. Lengba is playing with her mobile phone, and her expression is a little confused.
Li Tiezhu wondered, "did you knock her out?"
Lengba rolled her eyes: "do you think I can beat her?"
"That's true. Her combat effectiveness is second only to ban Hua, and she is also a rare expert among girls."
"We had a good talk just now. We were discussing the dubbing of the rabbit. She... Suddenly lost Xiao Jiu Yi and fell asleep with her eyes turned over. It startled me!"
"Well..."
"I also stretched out my hand to explore her nose and was angry. Only then did I know that she was asleep. Who is this?"
"She's always so straightforward."
"Is this especially called frankness? This is called late neuropathy!"
Li Tiezhu smiled and didn't care about everyone's misunderstanding of songzhu'er. He said, "have you brought anything?"
Lengba suddenly became nervous and unnaturally pointed to her handbag.
"Take it out."
"Come on, bamboo is still here."
"Whatever she does? Take it out."
Li Tiezhu stretched out his hand strongly.
Lengba whetted haw, took out the cat collar and handed it to Li Tiezhu: "too much..."
Li Tiezhu said, "lengba, let's finish raising cats?"
"For... Why?"
"Because it's immoral and disrespectful to you, I don't want you to belittle yourself like this. I won't play this game. I won't transfer money to you from tonight."
Lengba didn't dare to look up. Her ears were red. Sure enough, the one who should come came came! After all, this guy is an adult today, and she gave a little, uh huh.
Li Tiezhu finally put down his moral burden, took the cat collar and went into the bedroom.
Keep a cat or something, just think it hasn't happened!
Then he took out a large white shirt, handed it to lengba and said, "I'm watching her here. Go take a bath and use this as your pajamas. Then, let's rest early and it's late."
Lengba's hand trembled, took the shirt and gave Li Tiezhu a white look.
Shall we have an early rest?
We?
Even the clothes are ready? The white shirt you wore when you hid in the wardrobe? Unexpectedly, he still has this hobby?
Li Tiezhu said blankly, "what's the matter?"
Lengba quickly went to the bathroom: "nothing, just be happy!"
Li Tiezhu sat on the sofa, brushed his mobile phone, sent back messages to those friends who sent birthday wishes, and... Received red envelopes. He was very happy.
It's much easier not to have a cat.
From tomorrow on, try to catch up with sister lengba, hey hey!
Speaking of it, I have studied theoretical knowledge for so long, and I don't know my practical ability.
Will she accept it?
If you kiss, you won't refuse me, will you?
Does she think I'm young? Will she think I
Hey?
Hey?
incorrect!
Wait a minute! There seems to be a bug!
Li Tiezhu collapsed from the sofa, his face turned white and his eyes were stunned. I... Didn't receive the news that the system deducted IQ points!
Check it out!
Current intelligence: 99 points.
Remaining Intelligence: 38 points. (reward 30 intelligence points for the first three)
Music Achievement: 291 points.
Variety achievement: 280 points.
Film and television achievements: 55 points.
Tiktok: 31 million 410 thousand. (it's up a lot tonight)
Cat domestication: 27%.
Not only did you not deduct IQ points, but also the task of training cats was not cancelled. Even... The degree of domestication increased by 2%???
What the hell?