"Dog system, you come out!"
[Ding! I advise you to be civilized, otherwise it will affect the mood of the system]
"Don't talk nonsense. Didn't I cancel the cat training task?"
[no]
"I just told her not to play, and she promised."
[the host needs to understand that the system does not change due to language, but only follows the most primitive inner fetters]
"What bullshit fetters?"
[in short, duplicity cannot be used as a reason for lifting]
"I have no duplicity!"
[that's her]
"Ah? Ah? Ah?"
[as the saying goes, there is no cat in the hand and there is a cat in the heart]
"Hum?"
No cat is better than a cat
"Hammer, don't give me a break, you old man."
[Ding! Cat domestication 1%, current 28%]
"Why does it go up after taking a bath? Ah - Xi - right -"
Li Tiezhu is crazy. What's the matter with lengba? I don't want a cat! I just want a snow-white and soft female ticket!
I'm not a pervert!
"Tiezhu, are you..."
Songzhuer turned over and muttered in his sleep.
Li Tiezhu was shocked. I talked to the system in my head. Can you hear me? Although our brain circuits are similar, we don't communicate brain waves, do we?
Songzhu'er threw up a bubble and broke it quickly: "iron pillar, you are the best! Let's catch... Little frog, quack..."
"I used to talk in my sleep. I was shocked!"
Li Tiezhu breathed.
I've tried my best to keep a cat. I can only think of a way later. At present, it seems that teacher lengba has a problem with her self positioning. We must find a way to get rid of her cat positioning.
After a while, lengba came out after taking a bath. Li Tiezhu was thirsty.
Lengba pinched a little: "what are you looking at?"
Li Tiezhu giggled: "hey..."
"Take her to the second bed and fall asleep just in time to avoid trouble."
"Oh, oh."
Li Tiezhu picked up songzhu'er and put her gently on the second bed. Lengba crept to cover her with a quilt. Obviously, they didn't want to wake her up. They cooperated well.
Li Tiezhu was looking forward to lengba's massage, so he smiled a little proud.
Lengba's breathing quickened. Is this guy too obvious?
After settling down, Li Tiezhu whispered, "lengba, let's go! I can't wait."
Lengba bites her lips and silently walks out with Li Tiezhu.
"The little frog is delicious!"
Lengba was startled and looked at songzhu'er.
Li Tiezhu whispered, "it's all right. She talks in her sleep!"
Songzhu said, "iron pillar, I just dreamed of catching a little frog. It smells good!"
Lengba looks at Li Tiezhu with horror. Li Tiezhu is also surprised. Is he dreaming in a dream? Or
Sure enough, the pine and bamboo son on the bed twisted his head: "let's buy a little frog tomorrow? It's not illegal to breed artificially."
Lengba covered her forehead with one hand: "are you so... Fast asleep and fast awake?"
Li Tiezhu was also very helpless: "well, buy a little frog tomorrow. Go to bed quickly."
After that, Li Tiezhu and lengba looked at each other and left disappointed.
Lengba had to close the door and sleep next to songzhuer.
"Have you ever eaten a little frog?"
"No."
"It's delicious, fragrant and tender... Li Tiezhu is very quick in killing frogs!"
"Go to sleep, I turned off the light."
"I actually had a nightmare just now, but I didn't want tie Zhu to worry and didn't tell him."
"I'm sleepy."
"I dreamed of catching a little frog, and then I met a huge frog, as big as Xu Shan's head, and kept chasing me..."
“……”
"Sister, are you still in trouble?"
"Shut up!"
"Li Tiezhu has gone through that. He still carries an apple flavor with him. Hey, ah! What envy!"
"He didn't."
"How did you know?"
"I really slept."
"I like him."
"HMM... hmm? What did you say?"
Pop!
The light was turned on.
Lengba sat up in horror and forcibly pulled the drunken pine bamboo up with an angry face: "what did you just say?"
Songzhuer giggled: "I may be in love, hey, hey..."
Lengba thundered: "I said how you fought for Li Tiezhu and iron head baby. I should have thought of it!"
Songzhu'er was drunk, but he could still maintain some consciousness: "but I dare not chase him. I haven't learned to chase boys. I'm afraid I'll scare him away. I'm really afraid... Wuwuwuwu..."
Lengba is so bored. Why are you still crying?
I didn't cry!
"Really shed tears? In fact, Li Tiezhu is nothing good. Can I introduce you to a handsome boyfriend?"
"No! Wuwu... I don't want handsome."
"Well... Li Tiezhu already has girls he likes. They... Are already together."
"Ah? Wow, woo, woo... If you hesitate, you will lose... Woo, woo..."
"Hey, hey... It's okay. Forget him."
……
Master bedroom, Li Tiezhu waited for a while. Lengba didn't come, so he fell asleep. If you don't press it, there will be opportunities in the future.
Sleeping until midnight, Li Tiezhu heard a rustling sound in his confusion.
Then a mass of fragrant soft jade got into the quilt and stuck to his body. The warm body temperature and clear fragrance came to his face. Li Tiezhu woke up in an instant.
It's the smell of lengba!
Why did she get into my bed?
"Hello? Here comes the surprise."
Lengba arched herself and asked in a low voice.
Li Tiezhu's brain was still down. He couldn't figure it out, so he didn't make a sound. If you come for massage, you won't get into the quilt?
Lengba muttered, "are you really asleep? The pine and bamboo son was so bored that he cried and hawed for more than half an hour before he fell asleep again."
Li Tiezhu wondered more. Why did pine and bamboo cry in the middle of the night?
Her?
Iron head doll! Strike the queen!
Can you cry?
Can't you dream of a little frog and cry?
Horizontal groove!!!
What rhythm is this? Did I dream?
Li Tiezhu found that lengba grabbed his hand, then sent his hand into her clothes and climbed to an inexplicable highland
"Wheeze! Wheeze!"
Li Tiezhu's breath is in disorder.
"Wake up?"
Lengba raised her head and looked at Li Tiezhu.
Then, in the dim yellow light of the bedside lamp, she found his eyes shining.
Li Tiezhu had 10000 doubts, but he drove them out of his head and didn't want to think about any problems. He shook his hand unconsciously, and then rolled over like crazy.
Lengba almost begged: "no! You can't go too far as you said last time! I'm... Not ready."
"Like last time?"
Li Tiezhu's head suddenly cleared up. He was drunk last time... It's not a dream, it's a real cat! So tonight he said massage, but the cat... Misunderstood.
This
"I like you. So I said I wouldn't keep a cat. I bought a book for nine yuan and nine yuan. I've been learning to chase girls. I'm afraid you won't agree. I'm afraid you can't see me. I'm afraid..."
Li Tiezhu was incoherent, so he didn't say it. He tore open his shirt and buried his head.
Lengba was tearful and clenched her lower lip.