Chapter 185

Early in the morning of October 27, Li Tiezhu came to southern Jiangsu TV station. He was the first one to arrive. One after another, other singers also came, three.

Li Tiezhu got up and called the teacher. After saying hello, he sat down.

Li Tiezhu is not familiar with them, and he doesn't know whether they are popular or not. Anyway, he doesn't know anyone who didn't pay much attention to the entertainment industry before. They knew each other and chatted. Li Tiezhu sat alone and brushed history questions with his mobile phone.

Fifth, finally came a dark male singer. Everyone got up to greet him.

Li Tiezhu first: "Hello, Miss Sun."

Sun Nan: "Hello, young man. I've heard all your songs."

Li Tiezhu said, "thank you."

A female singer suddenly realized: "I dare say that Li Tiezhu doesn't know us. Just now he was a good teacher to us. The teacher was good and didn't take his last name. I thought he despised us."

Another male singer said, "he just doesn't know anyone and can't look down on you. You came out of the same program."

The female singer teased Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, do you know me?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head awkwardly: "sorry, I'm blind."

The female singer smiled: "good excuse! Do you know Miss Sun Nan because you are blind?"

Li Tiezhu snorted, "Er, this... He's black."

You mean to say that others are black?

Sun Nan smiled and said, "well, don't tease him. He's so nervous that he's black and red. Let me introduce you to Yu Wei, who comes out of a good voice like you. This is Luo Xu and that is Yang Wenwen."

Li Tiezhu: "good teacher Yu, good teacher Luo, good teacher Yang."

Yu Wei said, "Hello, Miss Li."

Li Tiezhu pulled his head and everyone laughed. The child was very funny.

"What are you laughing at? So happy?"

A delicate and gentle voice came, and a beautiful woman came into the door.

Sun Nan: "they tease iron pillars. It's really as interesting and honest as the program."

The woman smiled: "he's an honest fart!"

Yu Wei patted Li Tiezhu: "come on, face blind teacher Li, do you know this one?"

Li Tiezhu nodded: "I know aunt Yang Mi."

"Poof..."

Yu Wei smiled, aunt?

The others were laughing.

Yang Mi came to Li Tiezhu in two steps and pointed to him: "give you another chance. You can reorganize the language for me."

Li Tiezhu smiled foolishly: "then... Elder sister?"

Yang Mi stamped her foot: "call little sister."

Li Tiezhu: "little sister."

Where is it small? Obviously, it's very big, very big, I'm more than ten years older.

Yang Mi shook her head silently and sat down next to Li Tiezhu, sneering: "I tell you, he is not honest at all. If he is honest, I am the saint... Tut tut..."

I've raised cabbages for several years. Are you honest? Of course, it can also be said that the cabbage arched the pig.

Yu Wei and others are a little embarrassed. It seems that big Yang has a lot of opinions about Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu didn't understand how to offend her, so he had to be silent and didn't know how to deal with it. The relationship in the entertainment industry is too complicated. I'm not a clever little ghost like songzhuer. How can I make it?

Hey?

By the way, I forgot to give my gift. It must be so.

"Well, I brought some small gifts to the teachers. I hope I don't dislike them. Thank you."

With that, Li Tiezhu took out five cans of bamboo leaf green tea from the small box next to him and gave them to five people respectively. Each can is also hundreds of yuan. It's not cheap. Li Tiezhu himself is reluctant to drink. This is the meritorious teaching of songzhuer.

Several people simply thanked Li Tiezhu, but Yang Mi sneered:

"Is this what you call an honest man? Everyone knows how to give gifts."

Li Tiezhu was embarrassed again.

Sun Nan felt that Yang Mi had gone a little too far. He took the initiative to clear up the encirclement and said, "this program is a half true and half false program. The jury doesn't know who we are, but the director group will also prompt them to show the audience whether it is true or false. The first round is chorus. We happen to have three men and three women. How can we share it? Women choose!"

Yu Wei felt pity for Li Tiezhu and said, "I'll choose first. I'll choose my little martial brother Li Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu smiled gratefully.

Yang Mi quit: "sister Yu, give it to me? I want to work with Li Tiezhu."

Yu Wei couldn't keep up: "you're not..."

Yang Mi was stunned: "don't you think I'm aiming at Li Tiezhu? It's too late for me to hurt him! He wrote cool for my play. Don't worry, I just don't see him."

Yu Wei: "but he seems to be quite out of touch with you."

Yang Mi: "no, he hasn't seen me."

Finally, Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi were divided into a rehearsal room. Yang Mi took three assistants and a makeup artist into the room. After everything was put away, the assistant and makeup artist withdrew. Only Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi were left in the rehearsal room.

Yang Mi looked up and asked, "where's your assistant?"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't have an assistant."

"What about the makeup artist?"

"The program group doesn't offer it?"

"Can you use what the program team provides? Where did you get the makeup artist from when you went to other variety shows?"

"Rub! Infinite challenge didn't make up at first. Later, it rubbed Fang Boge's makeup artist. In the mushroom house, it rubbed Yue Ge's."

"So you're going to rub me today?"

"If you don't want to, I'll find the program group."

Yang Mi's expression is very strange: "no! I'm willing to let you rub, but I'll do it. Later, I'll ask my makeup artist to make you handsome, so that she can't eat when she watches the program."

Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "who drools? What can't you eat? Didn't you have breakfast, teacher?"

Yang Mi suddenly laughed and patted her thigh: "haha, haha, ow... That's funny! Now I finally understand where her cool point is! Who can stand NIMA! Are you too cute?"

Li Tiezhu: "in fact, I also brought two flower rolls."

"Puff -"

Yang Mi laughed with tears and was out of breath.

Li Tiezhu ignored her, just like a madman. He took out the tablet and began to chase teacher lengba's "Sansheng III". Suddenly he saw that Yang Mi was the protagonist in the play. He reacted that this sister Mi seemed to be the boss of the cat.

So she just said that she

Li Tiezhu's cold sweat came down. Did she know anything?

Yang Mi is a human spirit. She can see through Li Tiezhu's mind at a glance: "don't doubt. I know everything you should know or shouldn't know. I also know a lot of things you don't know. I also know your cat's name is Xiao Jiu."

Li Tiezhu was flustered and at a loss.

make one's mouth water? I can't eat... It's terrible!

Yang Mi picks her eyebrows and likes to see you nervous. That's probably the same idea, isn't it? Tut! It's fun!

It was not until Li Tiezhu fumbled and took out his mobile phone to "alarm" lengba that Yang Mimi said:

"OK! She's filming in the daytime, and you don't have a mobile phone. Don't be nervous. I guess it was. I asked her, she asked, but I didn't secretly investigate her. And you don't worry, I can keep your mouth shut than this two of you! She is the top card in my hand. It's going to be spread out. How can I thank you?"

Li Tiezhu nodded again and again, breathed a sigh of relief, thought and said:

"Sister MI, I'm to blame for this. You're right. I'm not honest. I'm worried when I see teacher lengba's beauty. It's all my fault. In fact, she refused."

Yang Mi looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise and didn't speak.

Li Tiezhu said, "I'm sorry to trouble you about this. It's also... Delaying her."

Yang Mi said, "I'm relieved to hear what you said. Who took the initiative? I don't know. She and I are not only bosses and employees, but also friends and sisters. We're no closer than you. She didn't hide it from me. Don't carry the pot for her."

Li Tiezhu's words are poor: "

Yang Mi's tone eased a lot: "do you know why I scared you just now? It's just to let you experience the consequences of this leak in advance, and she will be worse than you. You're a man, shrink your head and pass. Where's her? Her image is completely destroyed. Therefore, you have to be very careful."

Li Tiezhu nodded and thought, isn't the safest way to separate directly?

Yang Mi couldn't help asking, "Hey, are you really not bad?"

Li Tiezhu split in an instant... That's a fierce word described by a cat. How can I talk about it? Are women so open?

Yang Mi said, "forget it! Let's choose a song. Which song shall we sing in the afternoon?"

Li Tiezhu nodded again and again, skipping, skipping... He is now in the evil tonic library, but he is still a little slow. He said, "sister MI, you choose, I can do anything. I can barely keep up with what I haven't learned several times."

Yang Mi ordered the song directly, and then they rehearsed it briefly.

At noon, Li Tiezhu waited for the program group to put a box lunch and was taken out by Yang Mi.

Li Tiezhu also struggled: "sister, the program group has boxed lunch. I'll just eat boxed lunch."

Yang Miba said, "I promised her to take good care of you and come with me. Originally, I was the next program, but she asked me to transfer it to you. She said she was afraid you didn't know how to cooperate with the program team. Hey, Li Tiezhu, what a blessing did you fix in your last life? That guy has been fascinated recently!"

Li Tiezhu didn't understand.

Yang Mi can't understand such special people as lengba. She should be angry and disgusted, right? Why

At dinner, Yang Mi also asked about Wang Dashao.

She knew that Wang Dashao had met Li Tiezhu at lengba's house, so she wondered why Wang Dashao had a good relationship with Li Tiezhu. After learning that Wang Dashao entangled lengba because of the bet, Yang Mi's appetite was a lot worse and stopped without taking two bites.

But Yang Mi also knows that this is a good thing for lengba. Otherwise, if Wang Dashao retaliates, she and Li Tiezhu can't carry it.

……

In the afternoon, the festival began to choose masks. Yang Mi chose an expression Headcover with a squint smile. The program group was named "squint smile is a chicken thief". Li Tiezhu chose a pig head cover with sunglasses. The program group was named "pig sauce flying against the wind". Others also chose their own head covers.

The first scene was the debut of Sun Nan and Yang Wenwen. Sun Nan signed two phases. There was no face-to-face meeting in the last phase. After singing a chorus with Yang Wenwen this time, he was directly met. He was invited to be a special guest of the guess and evaluation team, and Yang Wenwen entered the second round.

The second scene is Yang Mi and Li Tiezhu.

The host Li Xiang said: "... Now let's invite the second group of guests. With an oblique smile, they are very chicken thieves and pig killing sauce flying against the wind, and bring you a song waiting for you to get old."

When the stage was dark, Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi were escorted to the stage by the staff. After all, they couldn't see the way with their headgear.

This is Li Tiezhu's first time singing someone else's song. She is at least better than Yang MIM next to her. She has lost her voice several times and turned a little far. It is estimated that the teacher of later sound repair will curse.

Li Tiezhu's singing skills are average, but his voice is very good, with sharp treble and charming bass.

Yang Mi's strength is OK as long as she doesn't lose her voice.

Generally speaking, it's still good, especially after the later tuning, it won't be embarrassing on TV.

When the song was sung, the audience clapped spontaneously. Although the audience was small, it was considerable in the later stage.

The four guess and comment teachers also have different expressions. The big teacher shakes his head. Chen Jia's painting teacher nods again and again and is surprised. Teacher Qi Xian is humming with the male voice, and Tao Biro is clapping. Although there is an element of acting, it is also true.

Several guessing and commenting guests are also very eye-catching. After all, they want to grab the camera on the program.

Hou Xiaopei held his face and looked like a flower maniac. His eyes were shining: "Wow! The voice is so nice and magnetic. My goose bumps are getting up."

Sun Nan: "he's still singing. It's not all his own voice, or you might get drunk."

Hou Xiaopei: "you've met them, haven't you? Brother Nan, tell me who he is and say it quietly."

Sun Nan: "I can't say."

After singing a song, host Li wants to play: "thank you for your singing. First, let's ask the students with squint eyes. Why did you choose this headgear?"

After turning on the sound changer, Yang Mi's voice was a little low: "because the headgear you prepared is very ugly and extremely ugly. You can see it. Are you looking at this next door? What ghost..."

Li thought, "so this is a beautiful woman, so..."

Yang Meigui said, "can I still be a handsome guy? Is my deep V evening dress very masculine, or is my career line not deep enough?"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Li Xiang said awkwardly, "I'm sorry to offend you! I'll punish myself three cups."

He pretended to drink three glasses of wine and came to Li Tiezhu: "if I'm not wrong, the pig sauce flying against the wind should be a man."

Yang Mi said again, "are you blind? People's arms are thicker than your legs. How many female stars have you seen with these arms except Jialin? And people are half your head taller."

Li thought, "I... whatever I said is wrong anyway. I asked directly, can you kill pigs with pig sauce?"

Li Tiezhu hesitated: "er..."

Li thought: "what are you hesitating about? I'm... Very embarrassed. I guess the teachers of the evaluation group don't have to ask any more. It's so simple."

Li Tiezhu hesitated: "I can't kill pigs."

Li thought, "don't stammer when you lie."

Yang Mi laughed wildly: "hahaha..."

The guessing teachers and guests on the opposite side also smiled. NIMA solved the problem directly. It's so embarrassing!

The first battle is the last!

Defeat!

How do you record the program? This is a program with suspense!

There are some people who don't know. They also harvest information in whispering and show an expression of sudden enlightenment. After all, Li Tiezhu is famous during this period of time.

Seeing that everyone knew, Sun Nan had to tell Hou Xiaopei.

Hou Xiaopei blushed even more and shouted exaggeratedly: "it's you! I know you. The song you wrote is really invincible and beautiful. Moreover, you have a great figure. I've seen the picture of you showing your abdominal muscles on the Internet..."

The audience also laughed back and forth. Li Tiezhu is worthy of being Li Tiezhu. The painting style of the programs he participated in is always different from others.

Li Tiezhu was a little flustered. He thought for a long time. When everyone laughed less, he said to Li Xiang: "just that pinch, let's play it again? If it was guessed at the beginning..."

Li thought, "are you afraid of affecting the effect of the program?"

Li Tiezhu: "that's not true. I'm just afraid of appearing too stupid."

There was another laugh.

Li thought, "OK, the program team will cut it off for you, so let's do it again!"

A week later, when the program was broadcast, this paragraph was not cut off.

Barrage dog ridicules:

"Li Tiezhu, ha ha..."

"The program group is too dog."

"Serious brother is also a really cute man. He reveals his stuffing when he asks."

"Heartache, serious brother."

"The key is that I didn't cut this paragraph. I asked it twice later. Look at the serious answer."

"I'm so happy."

"So, Li Tiezhu is not a star, he is a comedian."

Li Xiang said again, "Li Tiezhu, you should be sure this time, be decisive, don't hesitate, you know?"

Li Tiezhu: "I see."

"Can you kill pigs?"

"Yes!"

"Ha?"

"Hahaha... Again, director, I'm sorry."

"Excuse me, pig sauce, will you..."

"No."

"Kill... Er, kill the pig. You'll rush to answer!"

"Laugh."

Li Tiezhu's IQ is not stupid now, but he has been full of simplicity for 18 years, and it is difficult to cure him for a while.

Yang Mi squatted directly on the ground and smiled with a quiver.

The audience was even more happy. Qi Xian had already slid down the chair with a smile. Chen Jia was wiping his tears. The big teacher was patting the chair. The most exaggerated thing was Hou Xiaopei.

Hou Xiaopei laughed wildly and said, "hahaha... He's so cute. I like this kind of boy... Hahaha..."

Barrage:

"Iron head baby killed you!"

"I'm afraid the woman doesn't know how hard the iron head baby's head is."

"I doubt she's acting. Look at the wave."

"It's just for the effect of the program."

"But I still support songzhuer to kill her."

Li Xiang was stunned: "Li Tiezhu, you make me very nervous. I find I won't host!"

The names were called out directly.

Li Tiezhu said, "don't reveal my identity!"

Li thought, "do you blame me?"

Qi Xian got up from his chair and said with a suppressed smile, "it's your fault! Li Xiang, will you host? The pig sauce player hides so well that we don't know who he is. You've seen him backstage. Don't disclose it, otherwise the program will not be pure."

Then he laughed himself.

The big teacher also said, "yes, yes, yes! We can't guess your identity at all. You're so good at disguise."

Li thought, OK, that's the only way. He said to Li Tiezhu, "iron... No! Kill pig sauce, can you answer the question of the teacher of the guess evaluation group? They urgently want to find some clues from you."

Li Tiezhu nodded, almost got rid of his headgear and covered it quickly: "OK."

This action makes people laugh again.

Chen Jiahua: "excuse me, poof geese... You almost lost your head, forehead geese..."

Qi Xian held back his smile: "Jiahua, smile first, I'll ask first. When I'm finished laughing, you'll ask, let's swing. What, pig sauce player, what do you think of this pig head cover?"

Li Xiang smiled and smoked.

Yang Mi hasn't stood up yet. She's afraid she'll have to laugh later and squat down. It's inconvenient to wear a dress.

Li Tiezhu said seriously, "this pig head plastic smell is too strong. I strongly suggest that the program team clean and disinfect the props at the same time, otherwise... It's very unfriendly."

Qi Xian hissed: "hiss... His answer was smooth and steady. I had no clue at all."

The big teacher said, "your question is so pointless that you can't get effective information. Look at me, Mr. pig sauce. Do you know anyone whose nickname has the word upwind?"

Li Tiezhu looked at Li and thought, "can I tell a lie?"

Li thought, "yes."

Li Tiezhu: "that's not true. Just now I asked if I could cut off the lie?"

Li thought, "of course."

The teacher nodded and said to his friends, "well, I guess he didn't lie, so he still didn't get the information."

Chen Jia painted, "he is so sincere that of course he can't lie! So my question is, are you a singer?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes."

Chen Jiahua suddenly jumped up: "I've got valid information! He's a singer!"

A crowd of guessing and commenting groups gave a thumbs up to Chen Jia's painting one after another.

Barrage:

"I'm so upset. I feel like they're bullying iron pillar."

"No, it should just be the effect."

"Li Tiezhu is naive, and Li Tiezhu should be cooperating."

"Serious brother has his own funny attribute, which makes the program biased."

"Be reasonable. I don't blame the guessing and commenting group. Li Tiezhu blew himself up as soon as he came up. They were the most embarrassed."

"So we can only change suspense into sand sculpture!"

"I look very good. Li Tiezhu's simplicity doesn't affect our liking for him."

Tao Biluo asked, "you all know how to ask questions. I'm not very good at it. Let me ask one. You're 18 years old, aren't you?"

Li Tiezhu: "no, I'm forty-five."

"Poof..."

Tao Biluo didn't collapse. In fact, no one can collapse. Li Tiezhu, you are too confident.

After a while, Tao Biro said regretfully, "I guessed wrong. I thought it was the 18-year-old singer I knew. He was the champion of a singing talent show! It's good to sing! It's also good to write songs..."

Li Tiezhu: "you said it was Li Tiezhu. I'm not as good as him."

Yang Mi, who was about to stand up, squatted down again and beat the ground with a smile. You are so naive. Lengba, you found the treasure! No wonder you're crazy

The guessing group and the audience laughed together. Tao Biro was speechless: "you're great, too..."

Hou Xiaopei, who looked like a flower maniac, said, "let me ask, do you really have eight abdominal muscles?"

Li Tiezhu: "six. You can only see eight if you work hard. Why do you ask? It's impossible to guess who it is."

Hou Xiaopei held his face: "I don't guess, I just want to see the abdominal muscles."

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