Chapter 186

When Hou Xiaopei spoke, her eyes showed greedy light without concealment. The female artists in Baodao were used to large-scale programs on the island. They suddenly came to the mainland and couldn't close their legs for a while.

However, in recent years, the scale of variety shows in the mainland has also made great breakthroughs, but it can still accommodate.

But Sun Nan on one side couldn't stand it. He had an expression that I didn't know this woman, and his body was sideways.

The audience began to coax: "take off one."

Hou Xiaopei also shouted: "take off one, take off one!"

Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "elder sister, this is a public place. Your request... Is very immoral."

Hou Xiaopei laughed and whined, "ha ha... Oh, you're so cute!"

The four guess and comment teachers are also very happy. Li Tiezhu's way of speaking is too symbolic. Even if you don't expose yourself in front, you will explode here.

A week later, there was a fierce argument on the barrage:

"What's wrong with this woman?"

"It's disgusting. That face is like a man who hasn't slept in eight lives."

"It's just the effect of the program."

"Fart! She really wants to see Li Tiezhu's abdominal muscles. I want to see them, too."

"Look, look!"

"Iron head baby hammer warning!"

"Pine and bamboo still have 30 seconds to reach the battlefield."

"No, songzhuer said that tietouwa also wanted to see it!"

"Meow ~"

"Anyway, I think this Hou Xiaopei is very annoying."

The big teacher said, "Li Tie... Bah! Who, the student with pig sauce, have you ever heard of the saying 'iron speaking and iron speaking'?"

Li Tiezhu: "nothing."

The big teacher said: "there is a draft champion named Li Tiezhu. He often meets the host and tutor in the program. His way of speaking is simple and sharp. He is simple and honest with a wild taste of killing all. Netizens call it 'iron language and iron language' and 'Cool language and cool language' as two magic languages in the entertainment circle. Your way of speaking is very similar to him!"

Li Tiezhu thought, "really? It's really fate."

God has no fate.

Sure enough, it's hard to say!

He smiled directly to the big teacher who had to talk. He couldn't speak at all. He became a box spirit and kept talking.

Yang Mi, who beat the ground, trembled with laughter. The magnificent waves in her deep V Neck sparkled. Li Xiang's eyes were straight. It seemed that she saw the sea and forgot to speak. Her heart said that it was a fight with Liu Yan.

Qi Xian saw that the host was distracted, so he had to go on: "you see, you sing like Li Tiezhu, your body is like Li Tiezhu, and your way of speaking is like Li Tiezhu. You are so lucky. Do you want to bow down in the future?"

Li Tiezhu: "ah... I'm 45. Let him be my son."

Qi Xian jumped up on the spot and raised his thumb: "I thank you for Li Tiezhu! You will be Li Tiezhu's godfather in the future! Cowhide!"

The audience clamored even louder. You take yourself as a son. You're very fierce.

Chen Jiahua said, "at the age of 45, I should be the generation of brother Qi Xian and a singer. Who will it be?"

Qi Xian said with a bad smile, "Jiahua, wait a minute. I have another question to ask him. You are 45 years old, so I ask when you were born?"

Li Tiezhu: "

There was a lot of laughter under the stage.

Chen Jiahua jumped up and clapped hands with Qi Xian. Well done.

Sun Nan also scratched his hair with a smile. These people really can play with NIMA.

Hou Xiaopei broke his fingers and shouted to Li Tiezhu, who was still in a daze on the stage, "July 1! Tiezhu, July 1!"

Li Tiezhu cried, "I was born in 1971."

Qi Xian: "what are you in 1971?"

"Chicken."

"No."

"Ah... Let me see, it's a pig."

"Yes.

Li Tiezhu said, "right? So today I chose this pig head cover for a reason."

Qi Xian couldn't keep up for a while: "... Ah... You're right!"

Tao Bi Luo: "now we are all confused. We can't guess who it is."

The big teacher said, "it's so hidden that even the selection of headgear has been carefully planned. It's hard to guess. Let's ask the next one first."

Chen Jiahua raised his hand: "the girl is still laughing. Let her slow down. Let's ask Li... Er, pig sauce, is the girl next to you older or younger than you?"

Li Tiezhu said, "small? She looks less than forty."

Yang Mimi came to sweep the hall's legs, and Li Tiezhu hid.

Yang Mi stood up slowly and finally laughed enough.

Hanhai Boping, Li wants to come back to his senses: "thank you for the wonderful answer of pig sauce. Next, let's interview the students with squint smile. Are you a singer?"

Yang Mi: "guess."

Qi Xian said, "are you very popular recently?"

Yang Mi: "all the people on this program, except the guessing and commenting group, are just red. For example, the one next to me."

Li Tiezhu: "ah, yes."

Chen Jia smashed out all the dolls in his hand: "what are you right? Am I not red? Have I been red too? Which of us has not been red?"

Li Tiezhu: "what she said is just red, not red."

Chen Jia turned his eyes and asked Qi Xian, "how did this kind of person win the championship? It's strange that he wasn't killed!"

Li Tiezhu: "I told you I'm not Li Tiezhu."

Qi Xian: "I told you that he is not Li Tiezhu, and now he is asking girls. And I tell you, the reason why his son was not killed is that ordinary people can't beat him."

Tao Bi Luo then asked: "squint smile classmate, are you particularly confident in your appearance and figure? I think you dress very well."

Yang Mi turned half a circle to show her figure. Her high forked skirt showed a big white leg: "do you think I have a reason for not being confident?"

The big teacher said, "conceit is OK! However, I don't think you are a singer. You should be an actor."

Yang Mi: "why?"

Big teacher: "the one next to you has a very general singing skill in the singing industry. Your singing skill seems to be... Worse than him. Therefore, if you are a singer, it may not be fair to us."

Yang Mi: "but you can't sing well."

Big teacher: "er... Well, my question is over, next."

Qi Xian said: "the big teacher is right. Your singing is really not as good as Li Tiezhu... His godfather! Ah! Godfather! But you are born with a better voice. The big teacher is different. He is not good at singing, but his voice is a little ugly."

The big teacher nodded, "no problem."

Qi Xian asked, "have you ever acted in a film with a box office of one billion?"

Yang Mi: "over a billion, can you afford it?"

Qi Xian gave up: "can I ask for nothing?"

Chen Jiahua: "squint smile, have you ever played a divine carving?"

Yang Mi: "I'm not Liu Yifei. Thank you. My chest is twice her size."

Chen Jiahua: "I can see that. Do you usually use products such as breast cream? Is there anything you can recommend?"

Yang Mi: "it's a gift. You can't learn it."

Chen Jiahua: "I... today's players are so arrogant! It's so difficult. Recording a program will be humiliated!"

Tao Biro: "let the program team add money."

Li wanted to take over the topic: "if you add money, add a little to the host by the way. After all, the hosts who have been rejected by 'iron words and iron words' have suffered serious internal injuries. Next, ask you what talents you have to show you."

Yang Mi: "I can knit a sweater."

Li thought, "what's there to show? My mother can knit sweaters, too."

Yang Mi: "have you ever seen a beautiful woman with such a good figure knitting a sweater?"

Li thought, "that's not true. Let's have a look."

Yang Mi began to fan Er: "put on the props."

The staff took a sweater and a stick.

Li thought, "you..."

Yang Mi picked up the stick and began to squat down and knock on her sweater.

Bang Bang

Yang Mi lost her stick, stood up and clapped her hands gracefully: "thank you for your appreciation, thank you!"

Applause broke out.

The teacher stood up and raised his thumbs with both hands: "good play! I've never seen such a wonderful talent show!"

Chen Jiahua couldn't stand up with a smile: "so, it's really knitting, not knitting, right?"

Qi Xianren was silly and opened his mouth in surprise. Does NIMA treat me as a fool?

Li thought: "thank you for your squint smile. It's a chicken thief's crotch pulling performance. What's your talent with the pig sauce flying against the wind?"

Li Tiezhu said, "I will do a lot, but it's inconvenient to show."

Big teacher: "it doesn't matter. I can bring you a pig to kill."

Li Tiezhu said, "no, you lead the pig up. I don't know who to kill. After all, I'm blind and easy to be injured by mistake."

The teacher covered his head and jumped up: "what did I hear? It's a personal attack, isn't it? I'll sue you! I'll tell you, he's not finished."

Qi Xian: "at most, it's a pig attack. People are blind."

The big teacher sat down and shook his head.

Waterloo, who presides over his career, has been turned over countless times by Li Tiezhu today.

Li Tiezhu still has a sense of variety. Although he blew himself up as soon as he came up, it was an accident. In fact, Li Tiezhu is also trying to cooperate and performed well. Of course, many times he is still making trouble with passive skills, just like this sentence just now.

Li thought, "so what's your talent to perform?"

Li Tiezhu: "spit bubbles."

"Ha?"

"Spit bubbles."

"What bullshit bubble?"

"Just spit bubbles with your mouth. Director, he said dirty words and deducted his money."

Li thought, "you're wearing a hood, brother. How can you spit bubbles? Besides, what talent is spitting bubbles?"

Li Tiezhu was melancholy: "ah... I forgot I was wearing a hood. It's all right. Give me a paper towel."

When the staff sent paper towels, Li Tiezhu dug a hole, turned around, half uncovered the cover, covered his face with paper towels, only exposed his mouth, and then began to spit bubbles.

"Quack, quack, quack..."

I saw that Li Tiezhu's mouth moved quickly, and a string of small bubbles flew out of his mouth and floated towards Li Xiang.

Li wanted to hide in fear: "don't vomit at me."

Everyone under the stage was silly. This NIMA is comparable to a bubble machine!

The guess and comment group laughed wildly again.

"Quack, quack, quack..."

Finally, Li Tiezhu finished vomiting and put on his headgear.

Next to Yang Mi, who has always maintained the style of an imperial sister, suddenly burst into laughter: "poof goose..."

She fell back, stumbled under her feet, then fell to the ground, continued to laugh wildly, and the waves surged again. While laughing, the staff who came to help her said, "it's okay, it's okay, I'm okay, goose... Goose..."

……

A few days later, when lengba saw here, she couldn't help asking Yang Mi, "sister MI, what's the matter with you? Why are you laughing so exaggerated? Spitting bubbles is lovely, but it's not like this?"

Sister Mi smiled strangely: "do you know what I thought? My God!"

"What?"

"I don't know why. At that time, a picture appeared in my head. You knelt down and bowed down to give him that. He was so happy that he vomited bubbles. Do you think I can bear it?"

"Hahaha... You're disgusting!"

"Disgusting what? You didn't try it in Kyoto two days ago?"

Then they fight again.

……

Originally, everyone stopped laughing when they saw Li Tiezhu spit out bubbles. Suddenly, they were stunned by Yang Mi's strange laughter, and then they laughed.

Li thought: "squint smile, you just haven't smiled. What are you laughing at after his performance?"

Yang Mi couldn't stop laughing. The pictures in her head kept playing, the kind with sound: "geese... I squint, slow response, geese..."

Qi Xian said: "very good! Li Tiezhu's godfather, I personally appreciate your performance of spitting bubbles. I have never seen such a versatile singer in my life! It makes me even more confused."

The teacher nodded: "the thief is confused. He is more blind than his face."

Qi Xian: "let's guess who? Let me guess the pig sauce? Squint and make her laugh first."

Chen Jiahua said: "this group is too difficult to guess. Ask the opinions of the guessing and commenting guests."

Sun Nan: "I can't say I've seen him."

Chen Jiahua smiled and cried, "brother, we've all seen him. What can't you say? Just don't guess it's Li Tiezhu."

Sun Nan suddenly said, "well, I guess it's Peng Yuyan."

Hou Xiaopei pointed to Li Tiezhu on the stage: "I guess Peng Yuyan, if I guess right, I guess wrong, you run naked!"

Li Tiezhu panicked: "no, no, I'm afraid to scare my male compatriots."

Hou Xiaopei's eyes were shining: "so powerful?"

Qi Xian: "enough is enough. Don't close the program. I guess Peng Yuyan. After all, Peng Yuyan will spit bubbles."

Big teacher: "Peng Yuyan."

Tao Bi Luo: "since he is a singer and has such a good figure, it can only be Peng Yuyan."

Chen Jiahua: "he is 45 years old and can kill pigs. It must be Peng Yuyan."

Li didn't want to say anything more: "OK, audience friends, please vote. I think it's Li Tiezhu's vote a and Peng YuYan's vote B. next, please go to the meeting area."

Yang Mi ends with a smile, and Li Tiezhu is helped to the interface area by the staff.

Li thought: "these audiences also made the right choice. Among the 200 viewers, 180 chose Peng Yuyan and 20 chose Li Tiezhu. What do you think of those who chose Li Tiezhu? People say they are not Li Tiezhu. Next, let's count down..."

5、4、3、2、1……

Li thought: "there is no one in the interface area. He... Is not Peng Yuyan!"

It's time for acting again.

Big teacher: "impossible! He is definitely Peng Yuyan!"

Tao Biro: "how can you guess wrong?"

Chen Jiahua: "did the director make a mistake?"

Qi Xian: "it doesn't matter. In the second round, we'll ask for more information. After all, he pretended so well that we can't guess."

Hou Xiaopei: "I guessed wrong, streaking! Streaking!"

Sun Nan: "it's my fault. I'm dazzled backstage. I'm also blind."

After the third group finished singing, the program group let the artists rest for an hour. Li Tiezhu naturally took off his head and ate. The afternoon tea sent by the program group tasted good. It was said that it was bought by a fan support group.

Sister Mi drank coffee and watched Li Tiezhu wolf down.

Li Tiezhu: "sister MI, don't you have some?"

Yang Mi shook her head and said, "cat king asked me to bring you a message."

Li Tiezhu almost choked: "cough..."

What fucking cat king?

After beating his chest with his fist, Li Tiezhu swallowed the cake and looked embarrassed: "what did teacher lengba say?"

Yang Mi smiled and pondered: "cat Jun said that she bought your apartment in the East China Sea and gave her the rent directly in the future."

Li Tiezhu was stunned and didn't want to understand: "why did she buy it? I also said that when I saved enough money to buy it."

Yang Mi: "why did you buy it?"

Li Tiezhu: "of course it's because... I won't tell you."

Yang Mi disdained to smile: "the reason why she bought the apartment is not the same as you?"

Li Tiezhu bowed his head and ate the cake. Well, it's really fragrant and soft

Soon, the second round of singing began. This round is a solo. Yang Mimi came on first and was guessed wrong and left for the next episode. After all, she signed a contract for two episodes.

Yu Wei and Luo Xu were guessed.

Yang Wenwen was also kept for the next issue.

Li Tiezhu finally came to the stage. This is the order of the temporary adjustment of the program group, because although Li Tiezhu has no suspense, he has gimmicks and stems.

This time, Li Tiezhu sang a song "Hiroshima love song" sung by men and women. The voices of men and women switched seamlessly, which shocked the guess and evaluation group and the audience with his strength. When the program was broadcast, the bullet screen did not hesitate to praise it. After all, it is the best champion in the history of good voice. Why don't you do some work?

After the concert, the applause was also very warm.

Li Tiezhu bowed and thanked: "thank you, thank you... Hey... My head!"

When bowing, the head cover fell off, and the huge pig's head rolled forward. Li Tiezhu caught up with him in two steps, picked it up and put it on his head. He didn't forget to say: "the program team remembers to play mosaic!"

During the broadcast, Li Tiezhu's face was indeed mosaic.

A huge close-up of the face, which reads several lines of words "I'm Peng Yuyan", "Li Tiezhu Godfather", "I'm mosaic", "scared my head off", and these words perfectly avoid Li Tiezhu's facial features.

Barrage:

"Exquisite mosaic!"

"This is the first program to mosaic Li Tiezhu, conscience program group!"

"I just want to know if Li Tiezhu is wearing SpongeBob liner today?"

"Serious brother Kuo Yi!"

"A suspense show was taken by him into a hilarious variety show."

"Li Tiezhu's simplicity is not pretended."

Li Xiang was speechless again: "that..."

Qi Xian would throw his pen to the ground: "then what, I lost my pen, ah... Ah? What just happened? Who lost his head? I didn't see it!"

The big teacher also lost something: "I also lost something."

Chen Jia looked up and said, "I'll drop eye drops."

Tao Biro bowed his head: "my silk stockings are broken."

Hou Xiaopei held his face: "Li Tiezhu is quite handsome."

Sun Nan: "I'm going to play something."

Qi Xian said, "OK! Ask another question and start to guess. What do you think of my song, pig killing sauce?"

Li Tiezhu thought for a while and then thought, "do you also write songs? What's the name of the song?"

Qi Xian: "

Big teacher: "I don't even ask such suicidal questions. He will certainly humiliate me! Let's guess directly, Li Tiezhu!"

Chen Jia painted: "I guess Zhang Youxue."

"Li Tiezhu."

"Zhang Youxue."

"Li Tiezhu."

"Li Tiezhu."

Li thought: "OK, please go to the meeting area again with the pig killing sauce flying against the wind. Audience friends, Zhang Youxue chooses a and Li Tiezhu chooses B. the final result of the teachers' choice is Li Tiezhu. Is He Li Tiezhu or not? Let's hey... I can't play. What choice is the result? More than half of the audience chose Zhang Youxue. Let's reveal the answer."

At the end of the countdown, Li Tiezhu smiled shyly with a pig's head in his arms and said, "Hey, hey... It's me, didn't you expect?"

I don't know why, I suddenly want to learn bamboo.

When the program was broadcast, he took a mouthful of milk tea and sprayed it on the screen: "cough... Ha ha, it's worthy of being my man!"

Qi Xian stood up and took the lead in clapping: "welcome Li Tiezhu!"

Li Tiezhu came: "thank you, thank you! I'm sorry to be missed by the host as soon as I appeared. I pretended very well."

Li didn't want to talk, even shaking his feet.

The big teacher said, "it doesn't matter. We all know it's not your fault. Even, your excellent camouflage skills once deceived us. Gao, it's really Gao!"

Li Tiezhu: "it's not so powerful, just ordinary."

Chen Jiahua said, "no! You're too good. At first, the host who won't host said you were Li Tiezhu. We don't believe it. If you were cheated by the host, you can go to the second round. You're too strong!"

Tao Biro: "well, great."

Sun Nan: "I... forget it, I don't talk."

Hou Xiaopei: "now, can you show us your abdominal muscles?"

Li Tiezhu: "No."

Hou Xiaopei: "why?"

Li Tiezhu: "because something is wrong with you."

The audience laughed again.

Hou Xiaopei is finally angry. He doesn't speak. He is stingy. A man with bright abdominal muscles attracts more ratings.

After laughing and making trouble, Qi Xian said, "I still want to say to Li Tiezhu sincerely here. Thank you for your presence. You have injected new vitality into the whole singing world! I look forward to the day when you become the king of heaven!"

Chen Jiahua also said, "indeed, your musical talent is super! When you become the king of songs, remember to perform a bubble spitting for everyone."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm flattered, I'm flattered."

The big teacher said, "we're all here. How can we let him go? Do you want to hear big fish and a Diao?"

The audience shouted, "I want to!"

Therefore, Li Tiezhu sang the two songs separately, and the recording of the program ended.

Hou Xiaopei came to Li Tiezhu for wechat. Li Tiezhu flatly refused, which made Hou Xiaopei very embarrassed.

Li Tiezhu returns to the backstage. After saying goodbye to sister MI and others, he returns to the East China Sea alone with the box. It's cool to earn hundreds of thousands a day.