Chapter 205

66%, which is the domestication value of the cat when Li Tiezhu opened his eyes the next day.

That night, Li Tiezhu was forced to try a variety of communication methods, which lengba prepared in advance. According to her own account, she has recently acquired knowledge in this field, which can be regarded as flexible learning and application. At first, Li Tiezhu refused, but in the end, he degenerated and became an impure person and a person of low taste.

After all, when a beautiful woman like lengba puts a "welcome" in your ear, who can stand it?

Li Tiezhu didn't have the noble spirit of sitting still. Besides, he really studied sitting still last night. Li Tiezhu is not disorderly, even brushing history questions, but sister lengba can be disorderly. Although the technology is still rough, it is obvious that she has done her homework.

Li Tiezhu found an iron rule, that is, lengba's mood is very sensitive when communicating deeply. She cries every time for a long time.

Do you want to make up 70%?

Li Tiezhu originally rejected keeping a cat, but because lengba liked to be a cat, the system could not be lifted. He had to break the pot and try to get it cooked as soon as possible.

After rolling the cat, the feel is still so good, and the body becomes softer because of excessive fatigue.

"Oh... No, don't move..."

Lengba couldn't open her eyes and twisted. She couldn't tell whether she wanted to get rid of the claw or cooperate with the grasp of the claw.

Li Tiezhu jumped up and said, "girl, do you want me to come again?"

Lengba: "no, no... the crotch is almost broken..."

Li Tiezhu is burning with fire. If you want to refuse, just refuse. This is a complete word of tiger and wolf.

"You really don't want to?"

"No! Not at all!"

Lengba woke up a little, bit her lips and stared at Li Tiezhu angrily.

Li Tiezhu decided to stretch out his hand to test it. Sure enough, the girl was lying again. He angrily said, "is it fun to cheat me?"

Lengba drew two paper towels at the head of the bed to wipe Li Tiezhu's hands: "it's fun! However, I really can't move. I feel so tired."

Li Tie kissed her forehead painfully, got out of bed and went to make breakfast.

"I'll make you an omelet. After eating, you can continue to sleep until noon."

Lengba curled up like a cat: "the cat wants to learn."

Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"

Lengba pointed out and said, "take me to make breakfast. I'll accompany you."

Li Tiezhu: "didn't you say you couldn't move?"

Lengba: "I can't move."

Li Tiezhu: "

Is that too obvious?

Lengba crawled to the end of the bed like a cat, stretched out his hand to collect Li Tiezhu's handle, and said, "Tiezhu, haven't seen you for a long time!"

Li Tiezhu couldn't cry or laugh.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host on getting a special song...]

The system is still busy?

All triggered special songs, so celebrate!

Where can Li Tiezhu tolerate lengba's provocation? He picked up the cat, put it on him savagely, and took it to the kitchen. Lengba's legs encircled Li Tiezhu's waist, and her arms hooked Li Tiezhu's neck. Like a real octopus, she attached herself successfully.

Every step Li Tiezhu took, lengba snorted.

Three eggs, a bowl of water, stir up, add some flour and mix well.

Burn a little oil over a small fire, spread the paste in the pot, and the smell of egg cake spreads in the kitchen

Lengba, who couldn't move, began to dance again, and attached it to Li Tiezhu's ear and said, "do you think your sister is very bad? Forcing you to do strange things?"

Li Tiezhu: "force me to make omelets? It's very bad!"

Lengba smiled, then cried and said, "iron pillar, come on! My sister wants to sleep until night."

Li Tiezhu gladly accepted the order and started the mode of stirring egg liquid, but he was still a little cautious.

Unexpectedly, lengba burst into tears and said, "Wuwu... Don't be afraid, I'm safe. Ah Wuwu..."

Li Tiezhu immediately spread the lengba like an egg cake and fried it crackling.

Finally, the delicate egg cake broke and the egg liquid was pasted in a pot. It was a pity that lengba burst into tears.

(squinting smile: hum! I'm the legendary flying car party!)

The domestication value of the cat was fixed at 69%. It's a pity that it didn't break the 70 mark.

Lengba is falling apart. She sleeps until noon.

Li Tiezhu finished the demo and score of the newly bought special song on the tablet, and tried to sing it again and input it into the demo.

Lengba woke up and shrunk in the quilt: "what's the name of this song?"

Li Tiezhu: "long time no see."

Lengba: "Pooh, hahaha..."

Li Tiezhu ignored her. She is a strange woman who likes to be abused. Li Tiezhu exported an audio file and sent it directly to Mr. Ethan via wechat:

"Mr. Ethan, I wrote you a song to see if you like it."

Soon, Chen Ethan called in person to express his thanks. He really liked the song "long time no see", and his team also spoke highly of it.

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In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu made an appointment with Chen Chichi and Lu Hani to fly to Lanzhou to record the last two episodes of SiHa, Lanzhou station and luoxie station.

Li Tiezhu did not record the ninth issue, so on the plane, he asked Chen Chichi, "who lost your secret mission in the last issue? What was the punishment?"

Chen Chichi yawned and played the game late last night: "what secret task?"

As soon as Luhani saw that he was going to reveal his stuffing, he hurriedly said, "brother Chi Chi lost."

Li Tiezhu was curious: "really? What is the punishment?"

Luhani's brain is a little confused. Punishment? Now think about it. Where's the time? He looked at Chen Chichi and said, "brother, say it yourself. The punishment is a little cruel. It's interesting to say it yourself."

Chen Chichi also returned to his senses and said with a embarrassed smile, "ha ha... Don't say it? It's too ashamed."

Li Tiezhu: "shame? Punishment for not wearing pants to record programs?"

Chen Chichi angrily said, "can this be broadcast?"

Li Tiezhu: "you can play mosaic. What is it?"

Chen Chichi looks to Luhani for help, and Luhani resolutely puts on headphones and goggles to sleep.

Chen Chichi thought again and said, "that's the program. I can only eat instant noodles."

Li Tiezhu: "what's the shame? Moreover, instant noodles are so delicious and expensive..."

Chen Chichi thought, can I say more? That's not yourself?

Then, Chen Chichi quietly sent his punishment to the program group with his mobile phone, allowing the director group to collude with other guests and provide props to avoid going through the gang.

In the ninth issue, Chen Chichi really ate instant noodles all the way. He was greedy for Lanzhou food and cried. He really regretted digging a hole for himself.

The secret task of this period is to ask Li Tiezhu to borrow something from Deng Chao, Luhani and Chen Chichi. It is obvious that Chen Chichi will not borrow it. Li Tiezhu naturally lost. He needs to write a song in the next issue, and will broadcast it to tiktok when the program is finished.

This is a special request of the program team. Li Tiezhu's punishment is different from others. Others sing and Li Tiezhu writes songs.

Of course, Li Tiezhu himself agreed.

The theme of the ninth issue is Lanzhou folk songs. The laughter is not dense, but it has feelings and musical atmosphere. In particular, Li Tiezhu's singing is also very healing and the effect is good.

Since the fifth issue, the quality of "ha ha ha" has been online, and the program has become popular all over the network.

After a day's rest in Lanzhou, the next morning, in addition to Yan Qi, who was sick and rested, SiHa members collectively rushed to luoxie City, the capital of new Tibet.

Luoxie City, also known as the city of sunlight, is a pearl on the snowy plateau. There is the Holy Land bulada palace.

Still on the bus to the railway station, everyone was very excited.

Chen Chichi also changed his humble appearance in the past and said with emotion: "many people may not go to Xinzang once in their life, so let's go."

Deng Chao was also very excited: "have you been there?"

Chen Chichi: "it's my first time."

Wang tie: "my first time."

Luhani raised his hand: "the first time."

Chen Yi: "I haven't been here either."

Teacher Chen Ming said, "I have been there when I was twelve years old."

Deng Chao: "I've been there once."

Tian Yu said, "I've been there several times, and so has Tiezhu? I think you sang the song" a Diao "in your song."

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I went to the snow area of Xichuan Province - kangzang area, not Xinzang."

Tian Yu: "that's also very powerful. It's to do public welfare, isn't it?"

Luhani helped explain: "it's an activity of teacher Han Hong's fund, a trip to Qianshan. Li Tiezhu helped many people, as well as the sister-in-law Liang named a Diao. Li Tiezhu specially made a Diao Education Fund."

Tian Yu nodded, "that's good."

Li Tiezhu said modestly, "just do what you can. My family has been helped by many kind people before."

Deng Chao took his mobile phone: "let me tell you the precautions. Try to eat more local food. For example... If you want to sit indoors, sit cross legged. You can't straighten your legs and face people with the soles of your feet... Accept gifts with both hands..."

The eldest brother is still very competent. He has done a lot of homework to respect the customs of the young people.

This issue is the last one, and there are no more so-called secret tasks, because there is no punishment for the next issue, so the program team chose to let Li Tiezhu go.

A group of people arrived at the railway station and boarded a green train from Kyoto to luosome with tickets.

The program group broadcast: "dear passengers, the next stop is luoxie city. The whole journey is 2188 kilometers. It is expected to arrive in 26 hours. SiHa travel agency will serve you all the way."

After getting on the bus, a group of people gathered in the dining car.

When the director set up the machine, Tian Yu and Chen Ming made up lessons for the young people about the difficulties of pruning the new Tibet railway and how many miracles the new Tibet railway has created.

Listening, Li Tiezhu suddenly remembered a song he had tried to listen to in the system before. Since he was going to be punished for writing songs in this period, it's over.

It's written. It should be very appropriate to sing to Aunt Han Hong.

Li Tiezhu took out the tablet from his bag and was ready to start composing music. As soon as I opened the composer app, Luhani's head came up.

Luhani: "iron pillar, what are you doing?"

Li Tiezhu said, "didn't the program team punish me for writing songs?"

Luhani envied, "are you inspired?"

Li Tiezhu said, "I was moved by what Tian Yu and Chen Ming said just now. I suddenly wanted to write a song for this railway to heaven on earth."

Luhani: is the song called the new Tibet Railway

Li Tiezhu: "no, it's called Tianlu."

Luhani tut said: "it's nice to have talent. It's cool to write songs while recording programs. Unlike me, it's only self-worth."

Li Tiezhu looked seriously: "no, it's different now. You still have round value."

Luhani touched his increasingly mellow face and laughed: "ha ha! Again, it's like being insulted and praised. It's a very complex feeling."

[Ding! Pay 5 intelligence points to buy the song Tianlu]

As soon as I started writing songs, the wrong director came.

Yan Min: "well, your seats are... Deng Chao, air-conditioned hard seat, No. 33, car 8."

Wang tie, Luhani and Chen Chichi were surprised:

"Hard seat?!"

Li Tiezhu put away his flat plate. He didn't understand what to shout. How good is the air-conditioned carriage.

Yan Min continued: "Chen Chichi, Bache 34. Luhani, Bache 35. Li Tiezhu, Bache 37. Wang tie, Bache 37..."

In a circle, all eight people are hard seats.

Chen Chichi: "all hard seats?"

Deng Chao: "what do you mean?"

Yan minjianxi turned on his cell phone and said, "but we have a soft sleeper!"

Chen Chichi rolled her eyes with anger.

Luhani giggled.

Yan Dao added: "we should be more humane. We are willing to give up some soft bedrooms, but we should ask everyone's consent."

Luhani raised his hand directly: "I agree."

Others also raised their hands. Li Tiezhu was held up by Chen Chichi.

The staff in the dining car erupted in malicious ridicule. Do you agree that it's useless?

Director Yan said, "well, let's be hasty, stone, scissors and paper. If you win, you can sleep in our bunk."

Chen Chichi: "too hasty."

Luhani: "as always, I was careless. At the beginning, the yacht drove away directly after a meal. Now I have to rely on stone, scissors and cloth to grab the berth."

Yan Dao: "then Luhani doesn't have to participate."

Luhani jumped up and rolled up his sleeve: "I don't! I'll come first without saying a word. Who will come?"

A staff member stood up.

Luhani: "one game is the winner, stone, scissors, paper... Hey..."

Luhani lost directly.

Chen Ming was surprised: "the deer is gone?"

Luhani took two steps and turned around. He said hastily, "two wins in three games. I counselled. A big husband can bend."

The second guess, lost again.

Luhani smiled: "ha! I knew I wouldn't advise! Tui~"

The second is the female staff member who flirted with Luhani, that is, Li Tiezhu held the one.

Deng Chao talked a lot and tried to bribe Wang tie's body to the female staff in exchange for berth tickets, which was rejected by words. Deng Chao did not give up: "Wang tie, was born?"

Wang tieyileng: "date of birth, right? I......"

The female staff member directly said, "I know you are younger than me. I don't like people younger than me."

Wang tie smiles bitterly. I don't like you either.

Deng Chao looked at Chen Ming and finally at Li Tiezhu: "although we have the strongest debaters, I'm still going to give you the task of persuading her, Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu solemnly looked at the female staff, remembered a doggerel given to him by Uncle Huang, switched to Xichuan dialect, and blurted out: "this sister, I tell you: young people have good physical strength. They sleep late and get up early. It can be done every day. It's not enough to do it three times a day... HMM!"

Uncle Huang Haibo is really yellow.

Deng Chao was so frightened that he quickly covered Li Tiezhu's mouth and blushed: "Li Tiezhu, don't talk about other girls greedy."

Anyway, this section was destined to be cut off, and Deng Chao followed Huang.

Wang Tielian, a native of Northeast China, is red. I'm afraid I'm going to enter the ICU three times a day.

Everyone laughed and shouted that Li Tiezhu was dishonest.

The female staff laughed the most and showed no sign of shyness at all.

Deng Chao had to give up Li Tiezhu and said to Chen Ming, "brother Ming, you have to come here. Li Tiezhu's iron words are basically pimping. You're still good at persuading people."

When the program was broadcast, many bullet screens were curious:

"What did Li Tiezhu say?"

"It must be something terrible!"

"Was it deleted?"

"Does my iron Han Han also have a yellow accent?"

"The truth upstairs."

Chen Ming began to perform: "my wife insisted very much before she met me. She couldn't accept a boy younger than her..."

The female staff was influenced by Li Tiezhu, and the columnization was very serious: "that's because your wife's position is not firm enough."

Chen Ming is suffocating: "Beautiful fate is like this. Only by breaking through all the rules you set can it prove that it is love. If you like an older one and find an older one, it is the slave of the rules. But if you don't like the younger one but find Wang tie, that's true love. Believe me, you must try true love in life, especially in Xinzang..."

"Ho ho ho..."

Deng Chao called good guy, what a slave to rules.

Chen Ming is also very satisfied with his speech. She is confident and has an extraordinary appearance.

The female staff member turned over each other in one sentence: "you have a little truth, break the rules... Why don't I try to find a girl?"

Chen Ming: "

Then, guess.

Deng Chao was forced to wear clothes for a long time and lost in seconds. Chen Yi, Chen Ming, Tian Yu and Wang tie all lost. Only Chen Chichi won.

Finally, it's Li Tiezhu's turn. The other party comes up with a strong man, who is the security guard of the program group.

The security elder brother was fierce: "why don't you break your wrist?"

Li Tiezhu: "brother, why insult yourself? Let's guess boxing."

Security: "I'm stronger than you. Break my wrist."

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I tell you, if this paragraph is broadcast, your future security career will encounter Waterloo."

Security leader: "I will never lose to you."

People began to coax, so let's break our wrists.

They sat down and Luhani shouted to start.

The security elder brother took the lead and made great efforts. In an instant, he pressed Li Tiezhu's hand obliquely. Li Tiezhu gritted his teeth and supported it all the time. His arm has been inclined to 70 degrees.

The security elder brother gnashed his teeth. Li Tiezhu's face turned red and he was still insisting.

Li Tiezhu: "brother, when you exert yourself, the fat on your face trembles. Are you making me laugh?"

Security: "don't try to affect me, I won't be distracted..."

"Drink!!"

Li Tiezhu suddenly broke out, suddenly kicked at his feet, and a huge force in his right arm instantly overwhelmed the other party with a bang.

Then, Li Tiezhu stood up: "brother, don't talk when you try hard. If you don't have gas, you won't have power."

It turns out that Li Tiezhu deliberately leads the other party to talk. Once his breath is vented, the other party will not respond if Li Tiezhu makes more efforts. This is the experience summarized by working on the construction site!

Director Yan: "it's over! The eight of you only got two tickets in total."

Tian Yu smiled: "too bad!"