Chapter 206

It's really bad!

According to the 50% probability, eight people should get three or four. It can only be said that this group of people are not good.

Director Yan was so happy that he couldn't stop: "hehe, hehe, er... I feel sad for you."

Deng Chao gushed angrily: "your mouth is cracked to the back of your head. Sadness is a hammer!"

Director Yan: "I'm so sad that I laugh. Oh! Cut this paragraph and let's continue. That... Two tickets! So... Aren't you eight? Play a game and see who gets these two tickets."

Luhani: OK

Chen Chichi gave him a punch: "what's good? Iron pillar and I got the tickets with our ability. Why should we fight for you? Director?"

Yan Dao: "since everyone agrees, let's talk about the rules of the game..."

Chen Chichi: "where did everyone agree?"

Soon, director Yan finished the rules. No one cared about Chen Chichi's opinions. Each guest finds his fellow countrymen among the passengers on the bus and takes them to the dining car for wrist breaking competition. The winner can get a soft sleeper ticket.

Deng Chao: "break your wrists? This game is a little too brain burning, isn't it?"

Yan Dao smiled: "break the wrist and burn the brain?"

Deng Chao is serious: "it's high now. Physical activity burns the brain more than mental activity."

Yan Dao: "then you abstain."

Deng Chao: "that's not necessary. Anyway, others broke their wrists, not me."

Then he left, and the people dispersed in a crowd.

Chen Chichi kept an awkward smile on her face: "is it so hasty? Does no one listen to me? Tie Zhu, do you think what I said is reasonable?"

Li Tiezhu said sincerely, "it's reasonable, but the planning ability of the program team has reached the bottom. If you don't play some games, you can't hold it. Let's go."

Chen Chichi despised Yan Dao and left helplessly.

Director Yan stopped Li Tiezhu: "I have something to ask you for instructions."

Li Tiezhu wondered, "why use such advanced vocabulary as asking for instructions?"

Director Yan: "just... You're right. The program team has run out of skills. You have a good head. Help me think about any good ideas. After all, you spend most of your time in the car. It doesn't feel like fun."

Li Tiezhu scratched his head. How can I make my head work? I'm afraid you don't have any misunderstanding about me.

"I have no idea."

Director Yan is relieved. It's good if you don't have any ideas. We have. He said, "then we have an immature suggestion..."

Li Tiezhu: "don't say it if you're not mature?"

Director Yan: "er... I still want to say that the program team is going to give you a special task temporarily. You are the only one with a special task in this issue!"

Li Tiezhu: "only I have?"

Director Yan: "well, the program team attaches importance to you, so..."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm not the only one with special tasks in each issue?"

Director Yan: "

Then he began to look left and right to see who had leaked the secret.

Li Tiezhu: "don't look, I guessed it. In the last issue, I paid special attention. The three of them laughed when they got the task. Obviously, they got my task card. Therefore, the four task cards in each issue are the same. Right?"

Director Yan: "er... Iron pillar, don't be angry. There's something wrong with the program team..."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm not angry! It's fun. Just have a good program effect."

Director Yan was a little moved: "ah? You guessed it. Why did you cooperate so much in the last period? He was bullied by Chen Chichi."

Li Tiezhu said, "it's all right. I deliberately asked them who lost on the plane and what the punishment was. Didn't I force Chen Chichi to eat instant noodles all day? No loss! My punishment is writing songs, which is easier for me than doing my homework. Nothing!"

What's the matter with director Yan? Is Li Tiezhu so black?

Li Tiezhu used to be stupid. His intelligence value of 87 is really chaotic, but now it's 99. It's almost no different from normal people. How can he still be so stupid? From Zhongxian County, Li Tiezhu was suspicious. In Shuangqing, he finally confirmed that he was "targeted". He continued to pretend to be a fool, just Chen Chichi.

When the program was broadcast here, the barrage was also amazing:

"My God, is my serious brother smart enough?"

"Iron pillar has a good character."

"The program group is full of malice. How can iron pillar not feel it?"

"Those three acts are too fake. It's a matter of time."

"Especially Chen Chichi, he doesn't bother to play."

"Really treat iron pillar as a fool? Would anyone who can write so many good songs be a fool?"

"I thought my serious brother would be angry."

"Writing songs is easier than doing homework. It's really... Offended."

"Both are offended."

"Li Tiezhu has no sense of variety."

"A group of people play with the iron pillar as a fool. I didn't expect that the fool was myself in the end, ha ha ha!"

Director Yan was stunned and said, "well, our secret task for you is to get two of the guests out of the car."

Li Tiezhu: "get out of the car? Who is it if you fall dead?"

Barrage crazy call:

"Who's the one who falls to death?"

"Is the iron pillar ready to throw people directly?"

"This brain circuit, no wonder it's a natural match with songzhuer."

"Guide Yan, make it clear, or Li Tiezhu really dares to do it."

"Laugh to death!"

"In the middle of the night, he laughed and cried, and was kicked out of bed."

Director Yan also pulled his head: "I mean, you persuaded two guests to get off at the midway station. Do you understand?"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Can't I just throw it down? What's the reward if I win?"

Yan Dao: "ah? What more rewards?"

Li Tiezhu: "otherwise? I want to fart! There is no next issue, and there will be no punishment. What am I afraid of? Of course, I want a reward."

Director Yan frowned and thought hard: "I really didn't expect that. I even want a reward..."

"Now you want to."

Li Tiezhu was not in a hurry and sat down to drink tea.

This is a real secret mission!

Director Yan communicated with the planner and came over again: "100000! If you win, we will inject 100000 yuan into a Diao fund."

Li Tiezhu got up and left: "deal!"

After two carriages, Li Tiezhu didn't find Xichuan villagers. When he got to the third carriage, a group of Tibetan guys were singing.

Wang tie walked over and asked, "are you from the Northeast?"

The dark skinned Tibetan Boy, copying Xichuan's tongue, said, "Hey! You just laugh. Do you think the clothes I wear look like your northeast people?"

Wang tie joked and waved away: "I see your figure."

Li Tiezhu came over and wanted to say hello. He was slapped on the shoulder. A group of Tibetan guys shouted:

"It's Li Tiezhu!"

"Don't listen. You can pee upside down?"

"Miss Li, sit down."

"Thank you."

Li Tiezhu is a little confused. What's the situation? Chaoge Luhani, they all passed here, and they didn't see the battle? Am I more popular than them?

After some communication, Li Tiezhu found out that they are from Xichuan kangzang. Almost all know the song "a Diao" written by Li Tiezhu. Many kangzang people are grateful to Li Tiezhu. Therefore, everyone is particularly enthusiastic about him.

Then, Li Tiezhu was flattered and stuffed with all kinds of delicious food by them. Tibetans are forthright.

"Where did you come from?"

"We are studying in Chang'an. This is a pilgrimage to luoshaobulada palace."

"That's good."

"It's the wish of the old people at home. They can't walk. Let's go for them."

"In the past, my grandma and I walked from kangzang to luoxie. They ate 100000 long heads and walked for more than half a year, rain or shine."

"But now that there is a railway, it will be convenient to take the old man in the future."

The boys are very talkative. Li Tiezhu was infected by them and more and more understood the significance of this railway to the Tibetan people. In addition to the material significance, it also has the spiritual significance, the real road to heaven.

After that, Li Tiezhu took one of the strongest guys to the dining car competition: "what's your name?"

The young man began to be a little shy: "in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, let me."

After arriving at the dining car, Chen Chichi met Li Tiezhu again: "Tiezhu, why did you find a local? Did you collect it in your hometown?"

Li Tiezhu: "this is zerang of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, Xichuan Kang Tibetan. Do you think it's my hometown?"

Chen Chichi hasn't spoken yet,

The Eastern Zhou Dynasty asked, "we are a pro Sichuan Tibetan family."

Chen Chichi: "what you said... I can't refute it at all."

Then, we introduce our own people.

Deng Chao brought three swordsmen: "the characteristic of the three of them is that they didn't bring their daughter-in-law out to play. They were as hasty as SiHa and said to go."

A swordsman: "I bought the ticket at 3:06 and left at 3:21. I brought my ID card and mobile phone."

Deng Chao: "so temporary?"

Chen Chichi: "it's a good trip to go."

Luhani: "it's just a little waste washboard."

A group of people stared at Luhani.

Luhani realized later and covered his mouth: "I didn't say anything."

Chen Chichi: "Mingming is a traffic idol. What's it like? Some things are too natural and distressing."

Luhani smiled on Li Tiezhu's shoulder: "brother Zhu! I can't go back..."

Soon, the wrist breaking game began.

In the duel between Li Tiezhu and Chen Yi, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty won second, but finally fell in front of Chen Ming's two female Xia.

After that, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "I'm afraid if I win them, they will cry."

Li Tiezhu said, "that's a good excuse."

This game is also hasty. Anyway, Chen Ming and Luhani finally got sleeper tickets.

Then, Deng Chao and Chen Ming humiliated themselves to challenge nvxia. They were killed by a girl in blue and stunned everyone.

Chen Chichi began to play sword again: "there are too few soft berth tickets, which makes the program team very stingy."

Yan Dao: "originally, there are no two sponsors."

Chen Chichi: "ah? So honest?"

Deng Chao: "it's true that there are still too few two. Have some more."

Yan Dao is also incorruptible: "give us the remaining necklaces in your righteous stronghold and give you two at a discount."

Chen Chichi: "four."

Deng Chao: "five."

Chen Ming: "six, eight of us, just all soft bedrooms."

Luhani: Yes! Let's sleep together

Chen Chichi: "our brothers sleep together!"

Director Yan: "four at most. How about it? Do you want it?"

Chen Chichi: "that won't work. We will cry, we will cry!"

Yan Dao: "then don't give it. Forget it."

Chen Chichi counselled: "ah?"

Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "listen to the program group, four is four."

Li Tiezhu: "are there too many four?"

Luhani said, "pillar! What are you talking about? Which end of you?"

Li Tiezhu: "then don't we have six soft bedrooms? In this case... It's no different from the collective soft bedrooms."

Luhani doesn't understand.

Li Tiezhu is counting. When he gets off the bus for two, all the soft sleepers are. The program team is still not cruel enough!

Then there is another round of game, which is also very interesting.

Finally, Luhani and Li Tiezhu didn't grab the berth ticket and went to the hard seat.

Because Deng Chao and others went to the soft sleeper, Luhani and Li Tiezhu occupied the position of seven or eight people, which was also extremely spacious.

Li Tiezhu said, "these three seats can be used as soft sleeper directly."

Luhani: "it's also ha! The air is good. Chen Chichi has been farting all the time when he was high. He was in the soft sleeper box, ha ha..."

Everything in the picture, Deng Chao covers his nose, Chen Ming can't cry or laugh, and Chen Chichi farts as continuously as he snores.

Li Tiezhu took out his tablet and continued to write songs.

Luhani looked at the scenery outside and said, "iron pillar, help me write a song when you're free. I feel like I'm going to waste..."

Li Tiezhu: "what's the matter?"

Luhani sighed: "the film pay is more than 100 million, and the box office is on the street. I was scolded miserably for acting, and I really don't have any acting skills. They both said that I don't have acting talent, but if I study hard, I still have a chance. Singing, it's all old songs, and the company's resources are slowly decreasing, saying that I'm red to the top. The variety show is OK, and brother Chao and brother Chi take good care of me..."

Li Tiezhu: "this is not miserable."

Hannillo said sadly, "I'm Versailles. Don't you hear it?"

Li Tiezhu: "I didn't hear it. I think I'm even worse. An album can't get down when it ranks first in the best-selling list. Hey, I feel a little bullying Mr. Wang Feng and disrespect for the elders. I heard that I've bought more than 100 million albums."

Luhani didn't hold back: "hahaha, you Versailles are too low!"

At this time, a sister ran over with a red face: "Hello Luhani, I used to be your fan. Can I take a picture?"

Luhani: "ah? Used to be my fan? When did you take off the powder? When did I announce it with Shuangshuang Guan?"

Sister shook her head: "when Li Tiezhu became red."

Luhani: "the enemy is right opposite me! Why did you come to take a picture with me?"

Sister: "Oh, I'll take a picture with Tiezhu. I want to take a picture with you by the way..."

Luhani: am I just passing by

After the group photo, my sister gave them a bag of pickled pepper and chicken feet, and praised Luhani for being more lovely when he got fat.

Luhani: will you powder me when I get fat

The sister shook her head decisively: "no, I'm a serious Gang now."

Luhani said bitterly, "it's not serious to hear it."

Sister: "who pursues the stars?"

Luhani: "... No, iron pillar. Your fans are crooked by you. They are infinitely strong against people!"

Li Tiezhu: "we are just not hypocritical."

Sister's gone.

Luhani and Li Tiezhu began to eat chicken feet. Luhani was hot and sweating. Li Tiezhu began to encourage Luhani to get off, and the secret task was started.

"Iron pillar, look at a lot of sheep."

"Well, the sheep is delicious at first sight."

"Yes, Xinzang is so beautiful! If I wasn't afraid of heights, it wouldn't be my first time."

"Is it beautiful? Do you want to go down and have a look?"

"Of course it's good, but I don't have a chance to record the program."

"There are still opportunities. Hanigo, I can write you a song. I have one now. But how can you repay me if I write you a song?"

"HMM... money? Not enough! The song you wrote must be very good. Shall I take you to a concert?"

Luhani is really greedy for new songs, especially after listening to Li Tiezhu's album 17 years old. More than a dozen songs, with a high standard, people in the industry marveled one after another. It is not one main song or two, but all main songs.

For ordinary singers, the songs in the 17-year-old album can be split into five or six albums, and the quality is still very high.

Therefore, now there are countless stars inviting Li Tiezhu to sing, all in line.

Li Tiezhu sneered and said, "Round faced fat deer! It's like who can't afford a concert. Penguins are already preparing. After graduating from high school, I will directly open a national tour concert in 12 cities."

Luhani was stunned: "I'll go! It's stronger than me! Then... I'll take you to play?"

"Brother Shan Zheng is going to play a film next year. It seems to be called" drug God ". He asked me to play an important supporting role."

"Sir! I can't seem to help you anymore."

"A cup of Erguotou, oh, choking tears, born Dan Jingmo ugly, oh, heroes don't look back..."

"What? A new song?"

"I'm going to give it to you, but hanigo doesn't seem to want this song very much."

"I want it, I want it! Just tell me what to do."

"Get off."

"Ha?"

"Find a stop, get off and have a walk."

See the picture of Li Tiezhu.

Luhani was shocked: "is it so big? The program team won't allow it!"

Li Tiezhu turned and looked at Yan Dao.

Director Yan nodded directly: "no! The program team allows us to be so hasty."

Luhani smiled: "you have to pretend to think about it. It's... So decisive that I doubt you have planned."

Director Yan stopped talking.

Luhani looked at the grassland and snow mountains outside and Li Tiezhu. He hesitated.

Li Tiezhu held the tablet to compose music, and soon played it, which was the demo of "you are cruel", although there were only two sentences. This is what Li Tiezhu heard when he tried to listen to the song. He only played so much to seduce Luhani. He agreed to buy again, otherwise he would waste his IQ.

Finally, Luhani said, "tomorrow? Will you get off with me tomorrow? Let's pick a station with good scenery."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "OK! Program group, my secret task has been completed!"

Luhani: ah? It's really premeditated

Yan daomeng: "I really thought of this operation. Do I count myself?"

Li Tiezhu: "carry it out hastily to the end."

Director Yan: "that's OK. After the program is recorded, 100000 will be credited to the account of a Diao fund."

After a while, Wang tie came to visit the two hard seat brothers, but he heard them singing happily.

If you want to go, I won't stay

Forced love won't last long

Can't bear to walk alone

Don't think underground relationships are airtight

Wang tie was stunned at that time: "didn't tie Zhu say to write the heavenly road? It doesn't sound like this song? Don't tell me it was just written!"

Luhani laughed: "hahaha! Sounds good? Tiezhu just wrote me a new song. I'll send a single when I go back. The chorus and arrangement are almost the same. Tiezhu and I are filling in the words of the rap part. Come together."

Wang tie sat down: "this is... Too strong?"

Li Tiezhu smiles proudly, strong right? In exchange for IQ!