Chapter 242

The card game of drawing tortoise was very interesting. Finally, there was a duel between he Ling, Xu Shanzheng and Huang Sanshi. Finally, Xu Shan lost. That's all. He also said that whoever lost would wash his hair.

Everyone laughed at the amount of hair on his head.

Lengba coughed with laughter.

Xu Shanzheng said, "it's not ordinary washing. It's dry cleaning like a hair salon and a head massage. If you smoke with this fear, the atmosphere will be different."

He Ling: "it's a little interesting."

Li Tiezhu raised his head from the textbook: "brother Shan Zheng, there is a word called cocoon self binding."

Xu Shanzheng: "I just lost. The next one is definitely not me."

Li Tiezhu: "everyone will make you fall in love with shampoo."

Xu Shanzheng: "hmm? If it's me, it's not shampoo, it's shampoo skin."

Huang Sanshi said: "I wonder why Xu Shanzheng made such a request. It seems that he has deep feelings for shampoo. After all, the last shampoo should have been many years ago."

Xu Shanzheng felt his beard and thought deeply.

Finally, everyone unanimously decided to make a bet with shampoo and asked Li Tiezhu to play together. It's fun to have many people.

Li Tiezhu had to put down his textbook and sit next to lengba, waiting for Mr. He to deal cards.

Li Tiezhu quietly asked lengba, "why do you cough?"

Lengba: "I may catch a cold in the water this afternoon. Small problem. I brought medicine."

At the beginning of a new round of tortoise drawing game, Xu Shan competed for the first to go, with a look of melancholy.

Li Tiezhu said, "brother Shan Zheng was the first to leave. Sure enough, he washed his hair."

Xu Shanzheng: "I won! You continue!"

He Ling also pretended to put down his card and said, "so, Xu Shan, who do you want to serve you?"

Xu Shan's face became embarrassing: "you... Can't bully guests like this!"

After the joke, the game continued, and finally Huang Sanshi lost.

Huang Sanshi just washed it himself, so he said solemnly, "because I've washed it, I'll transfer this privilege to someone who really wants to wash his hair."

Xu Shanzheng's expression was suddenly wrong, and he had a bad feeling.

After Huang Sanshi asked everyone's opinions, he looked at Xu Shan.

Xu Shanzheng shook his head in fright.

Li Tiezhu directly got up and went to the bathroom.

Huang Sanshi: "I'll delegate it to you."

Xu Shan Zheng shook his head stubbornly: "no! The other party can delegate it only with the consent of the other party."

Huang Sanshi: "let's vote. Those who agree raise their hands."

The vote was unanimous.

Xu Shanzheng: "it's no use agreeing. My client disagrees."

Huang Sanshi: "you accept it, you still... Poof!"

I saw that Li Tiezhu took a bath towel and went directly to Xu Shan for a cover and tied it.

Xu Shan was confused: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Li Tiezhu: "you talk about you. Technician No. 3 of mushroom house serves you. My name is Tony."

Xu Shanzheng: "I said I didn't wash."

Click.

A lump of shampoo was patted on Xu Shan's head.

Xu Shan was stunned.

Everyone fell on the tatami with laughter. Lengba coughed with laughter and tears came out.

Huang Sanshi smiled enough and asked, "Zhengzi, listen to me and accept shampoo service."

Xu Shan said angrily, "I've washed it all. Is there any difference between accepting it or not?"

Li Tiezhu wiped Xu Shan's head a few times and muttered, "you can't afford bubbles!"

Xu Shanzheng: "just wash it twice."

Li Tiezhu: "that won't work. I don't have any bubbles after washing my head. It seems that I'm very unprofessional. Yes!"

Watching, Li Tiezhu pressed the shampoo on Xu Shan's beard, rubbed it twice, and then put it on his head.

Wang Hui and Huang Sanshi shook their stomachs with laughter. He Ling took a basin of water and smiled as they walked.

Xu Shanzheng said inexplicably, "I won this game. Why was it me who was punished? Moreover, no one asked me for advice. There was a simple and simple person who washed it for me without saying hello."

When the program was broadcast here, the barrage also began to revel:

"Li Tiezhu really dares to start!"

"There are other things in the world that he dare not do? The one with the popsicle is still nearby."

"Huang Sanshi was also robbed by Li Tiezhu's group."

"Wang Hui was thrown by Li Tiezhu on his bike. He saw it in the film" in full bloom. "

"I've been bullied except teacher he."

"Didn't you find Xu Shan's expression very unnatural?"

"Xu Datou is really embarrassed."

"I have to say, this head is very funny!"

"Rubbing bubbles on your beard is very essence..."

Xu Shan's facial features on his round face are distorted and maintains the embarrassing character shape: "I didn't expect to use shampoo in my lifetime..."

Li Tiezhu: "what do you usually wash with?"

Xu Shanzheng: "facial cleanser, from the face to the back of the head. When I pass the shampoo section in the supermarket, I always have an idea in my heart... This thing is not necessary!"

Li Tiezhu: "I know one who washes his face with shampoo, and now I know another who washes his hair with facial cleanser."

Xu Shanzheng: "is it your agent? I tell you I envy him..."

He Ling suddenly asked, "iron pillar, how do you feel?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's amazing! I've never washed my bald head. It feels like washing tea eggs..."

Xu Shanzheng: "do you have such a big tea egg? Ostrich tea egg?"

There was another burst of laughter.

Li Tiezhu solemnly cleaned his beard and head, then took out a dry towel and pulled a cart to dry his head.

Xu Shanzheng: "are you polishing?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes, do guests need waxing?"

Xu Shanzheng: "

After washing, Li Tiezhu asked, "the last question, do you have a card?"

Xu Shanzheng: "what card? VIP card for washing tea eggs?"

Next, the tortoise game continued. Li Tiezhu didn't finish. He went outside to prepare supper for everyone.

In this round, Xu Shanzheng and Huang Sanshi imitated small h and small O. at the end of the performance, everyone applauded, and then Li Tiezhu came in with a tray with a small bowl of scallion noodles.

It was a late night and everyone was hungry.

Xu Shan scrambled to eat noodles and suddenly looked up: "no! Why is lengba's supper a pear?"

Li Tiezhu carried a basin, squatted down to eat noodles and said, "she caught a cold and her throat was uncomfortable. She steamed her a rock sugar Sydney. What's the matter?"

Xu Shanzheng: "if my voice is uncomfortable..."

Li Tiezhu: "six yuan is a pear. It's precious. This is the last six yuan in the mushroom house."

He Ling translated: "it means, Mr. Xu Shan, you don't deserve such an expensive supper."

Xu Shanzheng: "Oh... But I look delicious."

Lengba drank Sydney soup silently, sweet in her heart.

When everyone finished eating noodles, the phone rang again. It was a call from tomorrow's guests.

Xu Shanzheng answered the phone nearby: "howl?"

Everyone looked at it strangely.

Xu Shan said: "yes? Why do you speak English? Hoo Hoo! He said he couldn't tell me! Who will come?"

Li Tiezhu volunteered to answer the phone: "howl, vomit, goose, ouch? Ouch, three grams of oil can be pressed?"

A string of Sichuan flavor English directly gave the other party a dry smile, and the other party also came to gouchuan flavor English: "howl, Doo, Doo? Oh, rice soil!"

Li Tiezhu said to everyone, "I'm from Xichuan."

The phone said, "Hey, people from Western Sichuan..."

Li Tiezhu: "what's Watt's dish?"

He Ling held back a smile: "you open hands-free, let's listen together."

Li Tiezhu put down the phone: "which is hands-free?"

He Ling: "you've hung up."

Li Tiezhu said to the phone, "Oh, call another one, Pulis."

After a while, the phone rang again and directly hands-free.

The other side, a foreign accent Chinese: "I want taro roast chicken and crucian carp with bean sauce."

He Ling: "ah! I know who it is."

On the phone: "no, you don't know."

Li Tiezhu: "bye."

Toot!

On the other side, Zhang Xiaojie looked confused: "is it so decisive?"

Everyone in the mushroom house also began to wash and rest. Li Tiezhu covered the lady's small room with a quilt and lengba lived in. They were very polite in their words, but they also exchanged their eyes a little. After all, they had a full tacit understanding.

"Tiezhu, thank you for your rock sugar Sydney. My voice is much better."

"You're welcome, sister lengba. You should have a rest early."

"You too."

"Good night."

"Good night."

Back to the man's big bunk room, Li Tiezhu went to bed.

Xu Shanzheng said, "Li Tiezhu, what shampoo did you use to wash me? Why is my head still cold now?"

Li Tiezhu: "lengsuanling."

Xu Shan was shocked to sit up in his dying illness: "really?"

Li Tiezhu: "fake! I turned off the light."

So far, the first phase of the second season of mushroom house has officially ended, and the effect is very good. Li Tiezhu's joining has brought new changes to mushroom house. The most important thing is that he is not as transparent as Peng Peng. He really dares to say and do. Even big men like Xu Shanzheng dare to start directly, which is very good.

In addition, three new small animals, radish, dog residue and Tigress, also add color to the effect of the program.

After the broadcast of this program, the audience rating directly exploded, and the audience rating of variety shows temporarily ranked first.

In the mushroom house, everyone is lying in bed ready to rest. The radish is squatting next to Li Tiezhu's pillow. Li Tiezhu's mobile phone receives a message.

Captive cat: "I'm going to make two little swings on the balcony of my apartment."

Cat keeper: "can I help you?"

Captive cat: "no, I can handle it. Good night, dog leftovers."

Cat keeper: "good night, tigress."

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The next morning, Xu Shan got up very early, but there was an earlier one. Li Tiezhu had already cut firewood in the yard.

"Iron pillar, when did you get up?"

"Six thirty."

"Yes, what do you eat in the morning? By the way, you've run out of money, haven't you? That pear!"

"Yes."

Xu Shanzheng became proud: "hahaha! I have money. I'll go out and buy food for myself. I won't give you food!"

Li Tiezhu: "er... You should be careful when you go out."

"Be careful what?"

"There are many dogs in the village."

"I'm afraid of dogs?"

"No, I mean..."

Xu Shanzheng directly found a stick in the woodpile and took it in his hand: "I've practiced! Ha ha, buy breakfast. I won't give it to you. Hey, hey..."

Until Xu Shan was far away, Li Tiezhu murmured, "I really didn't have money to buy food, but there were yesterday's noodles and eggs... Besides, I asked again yesterday morning. There was no breakfast in the village."

Xu Shan wandered around the village and asked where he could sell breakfast. In the end, he got nothing.

With his stomach growling, Xu Shanzheng bought a packet of noodles at a grocery store. While eating, he walked back to the mushroom house: "Hey, hey! Go back and greedy for you! He also frightened me that there are dogs in the village. These dogs are small pet dogs and don't bite... Er..."

Bravo.

Xu Shan stepped on a mine and looked down with distorted expression and depressed eyes.

At this moment, he finally knew what Li Tiezhu meant when he said that there were many dogs in the village.

After wiping the soles of his shoes on the roadside grass, Xu Shan walked back to the mushroom house and pushed the gate open. He was so angry that the whole person was square.

Li Tiezhu, lengba, Huang Sanshi, he Ling and Wang Hui were sitting in the shed eating delicious fried egg noodles, and there were three plates of code fried with leftovers from last night on the table.

Xu Shan scrambled for half a bag of noodles in his hand, and it didn't smell good in an instant.

Later, the program group was awesome, and directly embarrassed the P of Xu Shan's contention.

He groaned and sat under the eaves, sulking.

Li Tiezhu shouted, "brother Shan Zheng, come and sit down!"

Xu Shanzheng ate a mouthful of plain noodles, but it didn't smell good: "I don't! I'm not a food for a long time!"

Li Tiezhu: "no! You sit under the swallow's nest. Swallows are easy to shit."

Xu Shanzheng: "it can't be such a coincidence... Er..."

For a time, the whole mushroom house was banned.

PS:

Thank you for my 13000 rewards and monthly tickets stolen from this flower room, as well as other rewards and monthly tickets!