Chapter 243

"Ah!!!"

After 0.05 seconds, Xu Shanzheng jumped up and screamed. The whole person was crazy.

Up there, Tigress's ass was closed and she was scared to fly away. The dog didn't build a nest. Go after her daughter-in-law quickly.

He Ling smiled with soft feet, but he ran over and gave a paper towel for the first time.

In the shed, although everyone thought it was immoral, they couldn't help laughing.

Lengba smiled and said, "the mountain teacher is so poor."

Li Tiezhu sighed: "maybe... Tigress saw me when I washed my hair last night. I also wanted to call down the mountain for brother."

Huang Sanshi: "this thing can also rub bubbles?"

Li Tiezhu: "rub it to know."

Wang Hui: "stop talking. I still have noodles!"

Xu Shan wiped his head with a paper towel, ran out and rushed to the shed to roar:

"I said I wouldn't come! Li Tiezhu insisted that I come! What else did he say? Strike while the iron is hot and kill cooked food rather than kill living things... Ah!!! I'm so bored! Look what I've experienced since I came here? I was stung by a bee when I came here, and then I went into the water to insert rice. My waist was almost broken. I still cook by myself. I also treat eels differently. I have to work for them. Lengba has Li Tiezhu's help with everything, Two big dishes! In the evening, she also has rock sugar Sydney. What about me? I lost the first game, won the second round, washed my hair! Polished! I went out to buy breakfast in the morning and stepped on dog shit. When I came back, I sat down. What's special... Birds wash my hair??? "

Everyone looked sympathetic.

Lengba, in particular, frowned and nodded to understand his pain, and then: "Pooh..."

Huang Sanshi shrugged with a smile. Wang Hui almost choked when he lowered his head to eat noodles.

He Ling held back his smile and said to Xu Shan, "iron pillar asked you to come? I thought the program group arranged it."

Xu Shan argued angrily: "why laugh? It's Li Tiezhu. He has to say that my film has a good box office in the Spring Festival. We should strike while the iron is hot and quickly publicize a wave of medicine gods. He also said that the geomantic omen of mushroom house is good... What's good?"

He Ling: "then why were you fooled?"

Xu Shanzheng immediately said, "I, I... He is an honest looking person. Fooling people is the most fatal!"

He Ling: "poof... Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you, poof ha..."

Xu Shanzheng: "

Li Tiezhu said, "why don't you wash it? Bird droppings are very corrosive. Don't really polish it at that time."

The crowd laughed wildly again.

Xu Shanzheng: "I want you to say! Of course I want to wash, but I want to vent my anger first."

Li Tiezhu: "it may be too early to vent now."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, you have to stay most of the day, in case..."

"No chance! Absolutely not! I said."

"Don't talk too full, brother Shan Zheng. I suggest you keep a low profile."

"Uh... Okay."

Li Tiezhu helped take the small half of the package in his hand. Xu Shanzheng ran away with his head covered and went to the bathroom to wash ostrich tea eggs.

When he came out, the noodles were finished, the code was gone, and there was only one packing bag left for xiaowanneng.

Xu Shanzheng: "what do I eat? If I don't keep noodles for me, I can eat my little food?"

Li Tiezhu: "in the pot, I boiled you water and noodles."

"What about the code? What about the seasoning? Do I have noodles in clear soup?"

"With scallions, you can make scallion noodles."

"I'll do it myself?"

"What else? Everyone is so busy."

At this time, he Ling was making coffee again in the shed. Wang Hui and Huang Sanshi were studying a stone picked up by the river. Li Tiezhu was cleaning bamboo leaves to make zongzi.

But the most irritating thing is that lengba is eating rock sugar Sydney again.

Xu Shanzheng pointed to the pear and said, "didn't you say the money was spent? What's that?"

Lengba: "rock sugar Sydney."

Xu Shanzheng: "I know!"

Lengba: "do you still ask?"

Xu Shanzheng: "where did I come from? Didn't I have no money?"

Li Tiezhu: "you can advance! Brother Shan Zheng, are you amnesic?"

Xu Shanzheng: "

Finally, Xu Shan left in good spirits and went to cook noodles for himself by the earth stove. He still muttered and didn't know what to say.

Lengba whispered to Li Tiezhu, "isn't he really angry?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "yes."

After cooking noodles, Xu Shanzheng sat alone by the fence and ate clear soup noodles. He said to the lantern standing on the fence thinking about life: "they isolate me, and you don't fit in! Now we're together."

Lantern: "Ga!"

Pulled a thick bubble

Everyone laughed again.

Xu Shan was so angry that he jumped up and scolded, "lantern, do you despise me? I have a good chat with you. Do you respond to me like this?"

The lantern fluttered its wings and flew away.

Xu Shan was confused: "can it fly?"

Huang Sanshi silently took a net and put it next to Xu Shanzheng: "eat slowly and catch the lantern after eating."

Xu Shanzheng: "why should I go?"

It's self-evident that you scared away the lanterns.

However, after a few mouthfuls of noodles, Xu Shan carried the net to catch the lanterns, chasing the lanterns and reading: "lanterns, you can't do this! I'm also a film emperor with a box office of billions! The last variety show was bullied so badly that even you dare to tease me?"

The lantern didn't run far, so he slipped away from Xu Shan a few meters away. Xu Shan strove to step on the field, and his shoes were wet.

Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Wang Hui and lengba, lying on the fence of the yard, cheered and applauded, and gave advice and advice to Xu Shan.

After a while, Xu Shan was so tired that he sat on the ridge with a loveless expression on his face: "don't shout! Come down and help me catch it!"

In an instant, the four heads behind the fence retracted.

Xu Shanzheng: "

Here's the program. The audience are distressed by the barrage of bullets:

"The people in the mushroom house are too much. Brother Shan Zheng is so poor?"

"He is so fat, how can he catch up with the lantern?"

"Xu Shan is sweating on the top of his head!"

"These people are too dogs!"

"Although brother Shan Zheng is very poor, I still laugh very happily."

None of the old three is willing to ask for help. Lengba is still active. She puts on gloves and is ready to catch ducks.

She and Xu Shan fought for containment at both ends. However, the lantern could fly. She flew directly over Xu Shan's head and stepped on his head. Lengba squatted down with a smile.

Xu Shanzheng pointed to his forehead: "it's humiliating me! It can fly! How can it be caught."

Li Tiezhu finished chopping the remaining firewood and followed him out: "it's too fat. It can't fly far at one time. It's easy to catch as long as you predict the landing point."

Xu Shanzheng: "you speak lightly. If you can catch it, I'll eat the net."

Li Tiezhu goes to the lantern, and the lantern flies away. Li Tiezhu catches up in two steps. Before the lantern falls to the ground, Li Tiezhu holds it around his neck.

Xu Shanzheng: "

Li Tiezhu carrying a lantern: "brother Shan Zheng, don't eat the net. You can solve the fish cooking today."

"Catch fish?"

"No, there's a small pond over there. You can fish."

"Then I'm good at it. If I can't catch fish, I'll..."

"Just what?"

Xu Shan stroked his head: "if I can't catch fish, I'll buy one out of my own pocket, okay?"

You can't just set up a flag!

After that, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Hui organized a group to go fishing. Li Tiezhu, lengba and he Ling continued to plant rice seedlings.

Huang Sanshi also wanted to plant rice seedlings, but he Ling and Li Tiezhu jointly refused.

The obvious reason is to let Mr. Huang make dried bamboo shoots and make zongzi at home. In fact, the reason is to let him grow 20 kilograms of fat.

With Li Tiezhu, the rice transplanting progress is very fast. Today, the paddy field is the largest. After planting, the program team will give 150 yuan. Everyone is full of energy.

He Ling cares about lengba's body: "lengba, are you okay with a cold? Otherwise, don't go to the field."

Lengba jumped out of the field in waterproof pants and said, "it's all right. I've eaten two pears. Besides, I can't eat the pears in the mushroom house for nothing. I have to work! Hey!"

He Ling: "if you're not good, I'll stay in the mushroom house for one more day and let the iron pillar steam more pears for you."

Lengba was stunned: "ah! In fact, my throat is still a little itchy, and I haven't made any announcement recently..."

He Ling: "so honest?"

Li Tiezhu said, "she eats less. Like a cat, it doesn't matter to stay. She doesn't eat as much as Xu Shan."

He Ling: "you mean to say that others eat more? You eat the most! Besides, Mr. Shan Zheng is miserable enough this time, and you dislike others. Hey, do you think he can catch fish?"

"Should not."

"Why?"

"It's a little difficult for them to use dough as bait to catch crucian carp."

"Ah?"

By the pond, Xu Shanzheng, wearing a big brimmed hat, confidently made the fishing rod and bait and said, "if you catch too many fish today, cook fish hot pot!"

Wang Hui: "when you say that, I suddenly feel that my future is slim."

"What do you mean?"

"What happened to you these two days is evil."

"Er... I'll tell you, I'm a professional in fishing!"

Xu Shanzheng threw out the fishing rod.

Then... The fishhook hooked out the hat on his head and fell into the pond.

The air was suddenly quiet.

Wang Hui silently carried the bench away from Xu Shan for more than ten meters before he got off the hook.

Xu Shanzheng sat on the pony and touched the back of his head: "fortunately, I'm wearing a hat, otherwise I'll lose my face."

After that, Xu Shan's bait was eaten up several times, the hook was entangled by a branch once, and the socks were hung up once, but he didn't catch any fish. His patience is slowly running out.

Giving up always comes too soon!

"I'm going back to eat Zongzi!" Xu Shanzheng praised when he walked through the rice field with a fishing rod: "you transplant rice seedlings very fast!"

Li Tiezhu raised his head: "if you can't catch fish, come and plant seedlings."

Xu Shanzheng immediately stopped: "who said I couldn't catch it?"

"Didn't you give up and go back?"

"Wrong! This is my tactic! Let them think I'm gone. In fact, I walk around and go back. When they relax their vigilance, I catch a pile!"

"Don't you think the bait has fed all the fish?"

"Er... Not at all."

Xu Shanzheng was a little embarrassed by Li Tiezhu, and walked pitifully towards the pond.

Li Tiezhu washed his hands, dug a jar of earthworms with a hoe and sent them to Xu Shanzheng and Wang Hui. Wang Hui expressed his gratitude. Xu Shan argued that it was disgusting and had to cut off the string hook?

Li Tiezhu shrugged and left.

After a while, Wang Hui caught a fish, and Xu Shanzheng began to resist nausea and use earthworms. Finally... The bait was eaten up again.

At noon, when he returned to the mushroom house, Xu Shan fought empty handed, and Wang Hui caught five crucian carp.

Xu Shan argued with a black face: "I'm going to make friends with the fish!"

Li Tiezhu: "why? Is it because the fish won't pull Baba at you?"

Xu Shanzheng: "Li Tiezhu, you've had enough! I've endured you for a long time! Don't deceive people too much. I'll tell you."

He Ling: "what happens if you deceive people too much?"

Xu Shanzheng: "I will be angry."

He Ling: "Hey! I thought there were some serious consequences."

Xu Shanzheng: "am I not seriously angry?"

Lengba: "it doesn't seem serious. It just makes people feel embarrassed. You're so cute when you're angry."

Xu Shanzheng: "I'm so angry that you think it's cute? Embarrassed?"

Huang Sanshi: "you see how talented you are. A trip to the mushroom house turned into a comedy movie. Xu Shanji! Ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu didn't speak because

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