Chapter 249

He Ling answered the phone. When he first heard the first half of the sentence, he thought the opposite side was very polite. As a result, he Ling was a little confused when he suddenly turned to the "fetal God". Many of his good friends are from Xichuan. Of course, he knows what this means.

Should it be someone who has a good relationship with Li Tiezhu?

Everyone in the mushroom house only knew who he invited, so he Ling was very confused. He remembered that Li Tiezhu had only one place, and Luhani was invited.

He Ling put the phone aside and said with a smile, "iron pillar! Someone called 'fetal God' to answer the phone."

Li Tiezhu answered the phone: "shuttle leaves, flower Baogu! What do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat barbecue, roast fish, roast mutton kebabs, roast beef tendons, rely on streaky pork..."

"Roast your uncle! Return the fish."

"Is this the attitude of your mushroom house?"

"You can't get it. You're not qualified to order! Bye!"

"Hello, hello..."

Toot!

He Ling and Huang Sanshi laugh crazy. They are too happy to quarrel in Xichuan dialect, especially overlapping words.

He Ling: "iron pillar, your friend?"

Li Tiezhu: "a refugee from the performing arts industry knocked his head for three times and begged me to take him to the variety show. I reluctantly agreed. Still want to order? Who gives him confidence?"

Huang Sanshi: "Qin Tao? That little fat man, you two iron brothers, no wonder you talk so casually."

Li Tiezhu: "HMM."

He Ling smiled and asked, "iron pillar, can you popularize science? What is' fetal God '."

Li Tiezhu sat down and drank rice: "it's a good-looking male god or goddess with outstanding temperament from the womb."

Huang Sanshi: "Mr. He is also a fetal God. He is not an old fetal God."

He Ling: "poof... I don't deserve it!"

On the other side, Qin Tao sat in the car of the program group, holding a baked sweet potato in his hand, with a blank face: "am I not qualified to order?"

Staff: "really not."

Qin Tao: "then why do you want me to call?"

Staff: "just to humiliate you, iron pillar arranged it."

Qin Tao: "I want to get off!"

Staff: "master, stop. This man won't record."

Qin Tao: "Aha! I'm kidding. Do you have a sense of variety? Hey!"

Staff: "..."

The picture stops at the moment when Qin Tao urges, and the caption appears:

"Qin Tao, 18, is a quasi crosstalk actor of Yunde society. His nickname is' postpartum brother ', which represents postpartum care of sows."

When the program was put here, the barrage was lively:

"I NIMA, I NIMA..."

"Welcome my postpartum brother's first variety show!"

"Tears streaming down my face! In my lifetime, I finally see the combination of serious brother and postpartum brother again!"

"The word" fit "remains to be discussed!"

"Iron head baby head hammer warning: who wants to fit with my column?"

"My postpartum brother is arrogant and beaten in the face. I love it!"

"Qin Tao smiles every time he looks at this expression."

"The car really stopped. I was very embarrassed after childbirth. Ha ha..."

In the mushroom house, he Ling said, "it's a little too much to ask people to come without giving money and not allowing them to order?"

Li Tiezhu: "what do you say?"

He Ling: "I think it's also very good. There's no surplus food in the mushroom house..."

Leather is very happy.

Then, he Ling said, "I lost the second phase of the exam. I still work this phase. Mr. Huang is the uncle, right, tie Zhu?"

Li Tiezhu: Yes

In order to fatten Huang Sanshi by 20 jin, I put it together.

Huang Sanshi: "ah? What test questions? Why don't I remember? Guess the dog in the first period. What's the second period?"

He Ling couldn't think of it. After all, it was nonsense: "why did you forget? Iron pillar, remind him."

Li Tiezhu was also confused: "ah? It's... Fish."

Huang Sanshi: "

He Lingling moved: "bet Xu Shan to catch fish. You said no, I said yes. I lost."

Huang Sanshi thought for a moment and said, "there is such a thing, but is this an examination question?"

He Ling: "I didn't know before. Later, the program team told me that Li Tiezhu's questions were very random. Unconsciously, we put them on."

Li Tiezhu secretly skimmed his lips. You're random!

Huang Sanshi limped and reluctantly recognized it. After all, it's better to be idle than busy.

The subtitle team also specially made a secret task progress bar. The current completion degree is 2 / 20. It means that Huang Sanshi has weighed two kilograms.

Then he Ling went to the program group to hook up.

The phone rang again.

Or he Ling answered the phone: "hello? This is the mushroom house. What would you like? Braised hooves? A portion of braised hooves."

Huang Sanshi: "who is braised in brown sauce?"

Li Tiezhu: "Eight Precepts..."

He Ling: "what else? Pickled? Ah, bamboo shoots! How many of you? Six? Seven?"

The telephone said, "we are a large men's group."

He Ling: "men's League?"

Huang Sanshi went to the yard and said, "there's a men's group... The mushroom house will not receive you!"

Li Tiezhu: "seven dwarfs? Or gourd babies?"

He Ling: "poof... So you think it's fake, don't you?"

Li Tiezhu: "whether he is true or not, two dishes are counted by two people. If you don't eat enough, you will be hungry. This is the way of hospitality in the mushroom house. After all, you come to the mushroom house to experience life. What's the name of experiencing life if you haven't been hungry?"

He Ling: "I have to admit, what you said is still very reasonable. The mushroom house is a hungry and thin guest and a fat teacher Huang. Ha!"

Li Tiezhu nodded happily.

In fact, he Ling called the so-called men's group. Of course, he knows that there are only three people on the other side, and Luhani won't come until tomorrow.

From the guest lineup, this issue is relatively thin, so Qin Tao is added to the program group, at least there are many people. However, the program team still firmly believes that these three people with good comic talents can record good programs.

Soon Qin Tao came, carrying a canvas bag, wearing tight leather pants and leather jacket, and looked timidly at the door.

Li Tiezhu is chopping firewood. Huang Sanshi is processing the dried bamboo shoots in the previous period. They have been dried. He Ling is making coffee.

Huang Sanshi first saw Qin Tao: "what are you looking at? Come in directly. There is no dog at home."

He met Qin Tao. He is not a stranger.

Qin Tao pushed the door and came in: "don't lie to me, you have two dogs! I've watched TV!"

He Ling said with a smile, "Qin Tao, right? Welcome."

Qin Tao nodded his thanks: "thank you..."

With his left foot mixed with his right foot, Qin Tao fell very hard. Xiao h, who ran to meet the guests, put his butt on his face and jumped up quickly.

Li Tiezhu glanced at him: "what are you wearing?"

Qin Tao: "I want to be myself! I like to wear leather clothes and leather pants! What's the matter?"

Li Tiezhu looked at the bright sun. He smiled and threw his axe: "come and chop firewood!"

Qin Tao put down his bag and began to chop firewood. He knew later: "what about you?"

Li Tiezhu: "I went for coffee."

Qin Tao: "I'm a guest!"

Li Tiezhu: "the rules of the mushroom house are that the guests work and the host cooks."

Qin Tao: "Oh."

Under the influence of songzhuer and lengba, Li Tiezhu gradually accepted coffee. Although it was still not as good as Zheng Yanzi's milk tea, at least he could swallow it without losing face.

He Ling poured Li Tiezhu a cup of coffee and said with a smile, "you don't let people order, but you let people work when they come. He didn't put his bag. Are you such a friend?"

Huang Sanshi said, "this is a true friend."

Fortunately, Qin Tao is not spoiled. He takes off his leather jacket. His short and fat body is very flexible. It's nothing to chop firewood.

Soon, Shaogang arrived with plum eggs and ruler.

He Ling then came to the shed and introduced each other.

Li Tiezhu didn't know anyone: "Hello, Mr. Shaogang! Li Dan? Dan? Oh! OK. Ruler? Don't your father beat you in this way?"

Ruler: "why did you hit me?"

Li Tiezhu: "why not beat you? If you look ugly, you should dress plainly, as my old man said."

Ruler: "..."

Who make complaints about Tucao Wang?

The three were arranged by he Ling to sit down and drink coffee together. Finally, Shaogang asked, "who is the little fat man chopping firewood over there?"

Li Tiezhu said, "the one who speaks crosstalk like them is Qin Tao."

Li Dan: "we are not crosstalk, this is a talk show, originated in Europe..."

Li Tiezhu: "that's foreign crosstalk! I understand, I understand!"

Li's face looked like you know an egg, but he didn't say anything.

On the way here, Shao Gang told him and the ruler to get along well with Li Tiezhu and don't make trouble.

After all, though they are also famous, this year, they are making a new show of the "Tucao" grand meeting with the penguin video. The ratings are good. So they can't make complaints about the first penguin card, even they want to invite Li Tiezhu to play a new stage.

It can only be said that those who deal with Penguin culture have to give Li Tiezhu face. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu is not only at the height of the sun, but even penguins have made it clear that they want to build him into a star with all-round development.

Over there, Qin Tao was unconvinced: "Li Tiezhu! Why do I work when I come and they drink coffee when they come? Doesn't it mean that all guests have to work?"

Li Dan took the lead and said, "I can't work. Work is not my strength. I'm here for dinner."

Li Tiezhu: "there is no free dinner or free lunch in the mushroom house."

Huang Sanshi sneered: "only free breakfast..."

He Ling: "monkey Gu Mi Xi!"

Li Dan: "then I won't order. I eat rice for three meals."

Li Tiezhu: "yes, but we want to eat meat!"

"Ah?"

"If you don't work, we won't have meat."

"What do you mean?"

Li Tiezhu immediately said, "Tao Zi, brother egg is coming to chop firewood."

Li Dan helped his glasses: "I said, I can't work."

Li Tiezhu: "yes! So you have to learn. Go ahead. Taozi will teach you. When you come to the mushroom house, we will make you fall in love with work."

Qin Tao immediately pulled the unwilling Li egg over, handed over the axe and began to guide. There was still a tacit understanding with Li Tiezhu.

He chopped several times and missed once.

Li Dan threw his axe: "Oh, I'm not suitable for work."

The ruler Snickers.

Shao Gang was a little embarrassed and hurried to make things right: "the child really didn't do much work, let alone chop firewood."

He Ling and Huang Sanshi don't mind. The key is Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu walked over with a smile and secretly winked at Li Tiezhu: "it doesn't matter. Working mainly depends on your interest. We'll help you fall in love with working!"

Li Dan is at a loss. I'm here for dinner and knitting!

At this time, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao have completed the front and rear attack.

Plum egg feels a little dangerous, but it's too late.

Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao started at the same time... Tickling, tickling Li's eggs until they trembled and laughed. Finally, they turned to the ground and continued to smoke. Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao still didn't stop.

He Ling and Huang Sanshi laughed back and forth. The serious brother and the postpartum brother fit together, but they are different! Raising your hand is a combination skill!

At present, only teacher Tony and... Li Dan have enjoyed such unique skills.

Shao Gang was a little confused and frightened by the ruler.

Li egg was dying and cried, "geese... Haha geese... Please geese... I love working!"

Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao stopped hand in hand and condescended.

Li Dan sat on the ground and wiped his tears: "I... Love chopping firewood! All right? Where's my axe?"