The fight ended with Li Dan shivering and carrying an axe to continue chopping firewood. Qin Tao guided. Li Dan, who originally said he had no strength and couldn't work, gradually learned to chop firewood. Although his attitude was not very correct, after all, the firewood was split.
Li Tiezhu walked back and suddenly asked the ruler, "can you work?"
The ruler said in an instant, "yes! And I love working."
Li Tiezhu nodded. Children can be taught.
It's so outrageous. You want to eat or not work in the mushroom house? You think you're Chen Chichi? Chen Chichi didn't meet me, Li Tiezhu!
Li Tiezhu returned to the shed and continued to drink coffee. Huang Sanshi quietly winked at Li Tiezhu. He Ling smiled without saying anything.
In fact, it was not Li Tiezhu who made trouble for the guests. In fact, the attitude of the goods was too bad. As soon as they came up, they offended all the three bandits in the mushroom house.
I'm here for dinner. Can I not offend people?
You made Huang Sanshi your cook?
Are you uncle?
Li Tiezhu saw Huang Sanshi's face black at that time.
Huang Sanshi can't get along with Li Dan himself. Li Tiezhu won't get used to him.
Seeing that Shao Gang's expression was slightly embarrassed, Huang Sanshi joked: "our iron pillar is best at helping people develop their interests and hobbies. If you don't like working, you will become diligent when you come to the mushroom house, such as Xu Shanzheng!"
This is a round, but also supporting Li Tiezhu. Xu Shanzheng was abused by my iron pillar. This little boy is an egg!
He Ling puffed out a mouthful of coffee: "poof..."
He remembered the picture of Xu Shanzheng being squeezed by Tigress to wash his hair with shampoo.
When the program was broadcast here, the barrage was controversial for the first time:
"Li Tiezhu is a little too much?"
"What's the origin of this plum egg? I don't work. Who do you think you are?"
"The ending is very comfortable."
"It's still a familiar recipe @ Mr. Tony."
"Li Dan has his own way of comedy, and Li Tiezhu bullies people."
"Egg is always the first person on the talk show. Isn't the mushroom house too disrespectful? People don't work, just talk."
"Li Dan? I haven't heard of it!"
"In the words of Da Xichuan, make ugly people do more mischief!"
"Joy? Sorry, I didn't see it."
"On the sense of joy, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao finished blasting him!"
"The so-called talk show is just written in advance and said on stage. If you have the ability, you can hang it up now!"
"What is hanging now?"
"Anyway, I think Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are doing well."
He chopped three more pieces of firewood, put down his axe, rubbed his shoulders, wiped his sweat, and said as if nothing had happened: "Oh, I'm so tired to work. I have to have a rest."
Qin Tao didn't care about him. He went straight to the shed to drink coffee. Li Tiezhu poured it for him.
After Li Dan came in, he didn't dare to talk to Li Tiezhu, so he ordered the ruler to chop firewood and said, "it's too hard for you to experience it."
Shao Gang handed over his coffee: "have a rest."
In fact, Lee egg split firewood for three minutes.
The ruler went to experience it. Li Tiezhu shouted, "brother ruler, come back and have a rest. The coffee is getting cold."
When the ruler came back with a smile, Li Dan smiled strangely.
According to international practice, uncle Huang began to arrange work: "pickled and fresh, I have to buy a piece of bacon. Some of you dig bamboo shoots and some people get shepherd's purse. It's best to dig more bamboo shoots. The rest can be dried bamboo shoots for money. Shepherd's purse is the same. You can make plum dried vegetables."
Li Tiezhu said, "let's go dig bamboo shoots. Mr. He and Mr. Shaogang go get shepherd's purse."
Shaogang said to Li Dan and ruler, "yes! Let's divide our work and cooperate. You dig bamboo shoots well."
The ruler nodded and plum egg was silent.
He Ling: "OK! In addition, we have to buy vegetables, hooves and so on."
Huang Sanshi said, "I have to go, because cooking is my job with Tiezhu."
Originally, every program is basically like this. Huang Sanshi is leisurely and doesn't do farm work. Everyone is used to it. After all, cooking is very tired.
But this time it's different.
Li egg got up instantly with an angry smile on his face. Maybe he thought it was very comic?
The ruler was stunned and stood up.
Li Tiezhu stared at the ruler, and the ruler sat down again.
Li Dan: "isn't that right? Miss Huang, I don't think it's too bad... I can also order one in a restaurant!"
He Ling laughed loudly, relieving embarrassment.
Huang Sanshi is barefoot on the table, leaning back, wearing sunglasses and a bright smile.
There is a barrage saying that Huang Sanshi's posture is indecent and disrespectful. Unexpectedly, he is angry.
Whether to buy vegetables or not is the second. What does it mean to order one in a restaurant?
Li Tiezhu lay on the bamboo chair with his head in his arms and laughed.
Find a hotel? You order one? Why don't you come to the mushroom house? I thought I was humorous! In fact, this sentence offended Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu, and even he Ling was unhappy.
Shao Gang had a high EQ and hurriedly said, "Li egg! Li egg!"
Li Dan also smiled proudly. I looked very smart. Praise my appearance quickly. Hate people! Li Tiezhu will, so will I. can he be better than me? I'm a professional talk show actor!
As everyone knows, Li Tiezhu is cruel to others, but he never offends others. Instead, he will turn people into friends.
That's the difference!
Shaogang saw that the goods were still proud, his face changed, pointed to him and said, "stop talking! Stop talking!"
Plum egg seems to have found that the atmosphere is wrong. Although the three demons in the mushroom house are laughing and smiling brightly, they always feel very wrong.
He picked up the milk and took a SIP to hide his embarrassment.
The ruler on one side sat well and forced Qin Tao to squeeze out a small face.
Qin Tao is playing with dogs. In the past six months in Yunde society, he has greatly improved his Eq. he has long found something wrong, so he has not spoken.
Shao Gang is an old Jianghu in the end. When he speaks, he is a classic: "children are not sensible. It takes some social experience to bargain. Let's go!"
He Ling took a sip of coffee and sprayed it into his coffee cup. He was stunned.
Shao Gang's strength lies in that Huang Sanshi can't care about a child who is not sensible. Later, let's go and break the embarrassment in an instant and play an excellent variety effect.
He Ling: "I usually follow Mr. Huang when he goes shopping."
Shao Gang said, "you're tired enough. You have to rest at home and dig some shepherd's purse when you have time."
He Ling: "
Li Tiezhu stood up: "before that, the program team, first collect our honey and dried bamboo shoots!"
The director calculated the money, a total of 128 yuan. Li Tiezhu collected the money and added one yuan to the money for rice transplanting last time, a total of more than 260 yuan.
He Ling: "mushroom house has never been so rich."
Huang Sanshi whispered, "we have to find a way to spend all the money. It's best to owe money and let Li Tiezhu take out the 300 reserve money."
He Lingbi makes an OK gesture. He is now a double agent. He helps Huang sanshikeng and Li Tiezhu raise fat Huang Sanshi.
Huang Sanshi said, "well, let's go shopping together and get shepherd's purse when we get back. Who's the older of you four? How old were you?"
Li Dan: "89 years."
Ruler: "95."
Qin Tao: "we're 98. I'm half a year old."
Huang Sanshi: "well, tie Zhu takes his three brothers to dig bamboo shoots. How much..."
Li Dan: "hey? Why not the biggest..."
Li Tiezhu: "two baskets, full."
Huang Sanshi's eyes lit up and knew that Li Tiezhu was going to do something: "yes! You four have to finish your work. If you don't finish it, you won't have dinner at night. Do you know?"
Li Dan sighed and pulled his T-shirt.
He Ling: "you have to give us the money to buy vegetables before you start."
Shao Gang: "is Li Tiezhu really in charge of money?"
Huang Sanshi: "otherwise? Iron pillar is a bully in our mushroom house!"
Li Tiezhu pulled out 200 yuan: "a hoof, plus mutton kebabs, beef tendons, streaky pork and so on. Buy some for barbecue."
Huang Sanshi: "no problem..."
Qin Tao licked his lips. He is worthy of being my brother!
"Go!"
Li Tiezhu stood up, Qin Tao followed, and the ruler hurriedly followed. Li egg stood up and yawned.
Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao carried a bamboo basket, four people a hoe and walked out of the yard.
In the awning, Shao Gang Tucao: "Li Dan is a little bit of work, and he refuses to make complaints about manual labor."
He Ling: "great! Let him change today."
Huang Sanshi smiled: "I believe Tiezhu can inspire anyone's labor enthusiasm. Even Mr. He and I are squeezed by him and can't touch the money."
Shao Gang touched his chin with an ominous feeling.
How to listen, I feel that Huang Sanshi's words are like taking preventive shots.
It seems that he Ling and I can't control Li Tiezhu. If that guy in your family plays tricks and doesn't work, Tiezhu must have a way to deal with him. You should be mentally prepared.
The four people went up to the bamboo forest. Their slogans were uneven and their actions were inconsistent. It was obvious that there was no tacit understanding.
At the beginning of bamboo shoots digging, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao basically dug them. Those two watched the excitement.
Li Dan also quietly said to the ruler, "look at Qin Tao's fool. Do you still want to be popular in crosstalk these days? He looks stupid and only deserves to do some farm work."
The ruler didn't speak. It's a little embarrassing.
In fact, Li Dan whispered, but the accompanying cameraman quietly showed the recorded video to Li Tiezhu. After all, Tiezhu is also a giant in the mushroom house and has a high status.
Li Tiezhu smiled and directly divided the task: "Qin Tao, you and brother ruler have a basket of bamboo shoots. Brother egg and I have a basket of bamboo shoots. Let's act separately."
Qin Tao: "good!"
Digging bamboo shoots is still very simple for Qin Tao. He has done a lot of farm work.
Li Dan is a little happy. Just work with Li Tiezhu.
Soon, Li Tiezhu dug seven bamboo shoots, which was half basket. Before that, Li egg had been watching. When he dug the eighth root, Li egg volunteered and said, "I'll find the bamboo shoots. When I find them, you can dig them. How easy it is."
Li Tiezhu said, "find yourself and dig! I dug eight trees. You only need to dig six."
Li egg shook his head and walked away: "I'd better find bamboo shoots. I can't dig."
Li Tiezhu didn't speak.
Soon, Li Tiezhu dug the bamboo shoots, and Li egg came back: "I didn't find the bamboo shoots. I think there should be no bamboo shoots. Let's go back."
Li Tiezhu said, "six trees!"
Li Dan: "there are no bamboo shoots. I can't dig them."
Li Tiezhu: "I'll help you find one here."
Li Dan: "I have no strength and can't dig."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not confident."
"Why not confident?"
"Because I have no strength."
"Hum! Six!"
"I really can't dig. You can do it in three or two. Don't be so troublesome."
"Six."
"I don't dig."
"Then you can't go down the mountain."
"No, why threaten the guests?"
"Cameraman, don't shoot first. Go and have a cigarette next to you! Six, I said! Dig enough to go down the mountain."
"Why? Can't I stop eating?"
"No! It's your business to order or not, and it's my business to do or not. I can stay here with you until midnight, and the program team won't cut out half of the lens. No one knows what's happening here. Even if you quit now and don't record this program, you have to dig up the bamboo shoots for me!"
"You... You're against me."
"Yes!"
“……”
"Why don't I help you up?"
Li Tiezhu rubbed his hands, crackling a burst of bean explosion, as if to convince people with virtue.
Li egg shrunk his neck, the cameramen ran away, and he was beaten for nothing. But he knew that Li Tiezhu's "wind review" had always been bad.
Finally, Li Dan dug bamboo shoots and was full of energy. Li Tiezhu dug as he instructed.
"This is broken. It doesn't count. Dig it again."
"This is too small. It's half a root."
"Dig deeper."
"Swing the hoe higher..."
The cameramen came back and looked at each other. Who knows what dark magic Li Tiezhu used.
After a while, Qin Tao also came with a basket of bamboo shoots and a ruler on his back, stared at the dog one after another, and watched Li Dan dig bamboo shoots "in high spirits".
Is the sun out in the west?