Chapter 432

Yue Yupeng quickly covered Li Tiezhu's mouth: "don't talk nonsense. Why are you more yellow than my master? Besides, the audience can call the police!"

Li Tiezhu: "take your hands off, Mr. Guo is also a practicing family?"

"Woo ~"

Yue Yupeng: "hand! Ah, can you say it? Go on, don't open the Yellow cavity."

Li Tiezhu: "Hello, everyone. I'm a singer and the future singer. I'm just a primary school student in the music industry."

Yue Yupeng: "Oh, it's still the God of singing."

Li Tiezhu smiled modestly, "you see?"

Yue Yupeng: "what do you see? Aren't you a primary school student in the music industry? What kind of God of singing do you pretend to be so low-key?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's all set off by peers. Most of them are kindergartens. I can play ten alone."

"Well, you are all minors in the music industry? Then I'm also a singer."

"Oh? You have a mouth, too?"

"What do you mean I have a mouth?"

"You can be a singer with a mouth!"

"Woo ~"

"Is the threshold of your line so low? Then I'm really a singer. I have a masterpiece."

"Sing and listen."

Yue Yupeng smiled modestly.

Audience: "ah ~ five rings..."

Yue Yupeng pointed to the following: "these are my fans! How about my songs?"

Li Tiezhu: "genius! The person who wrote this song is too powerful."

"Woo ~"

Yue Yupeng: "go! Don't boast about yourself."

Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "actually, the threshold of this line is ridiculously low. Everyone! You can't believe it!"

Yue Yupeng: "tell me, how low is it? Can it be lower than crosstalk? Anyone who raises elephants can."

Li Tiezhu disdained to smile: "what's this? I know a man who sells milk tea. He doesn't have all five tones and his brain is not easy to use. As a result, he made his debut in combination with position C. so far, he hasn't sung a song and can't dance."

Yang Feifei is now very popular and has countless iron powder. Basically, anyone who scolds Yang Feifei will be sprayed to pieces, but Li Tiezhu is an exception. Yang Feifei personally admits that Li Tiezhu is her master.

Yue Yupeng: "is that ok?"

Li Tiezhu: "and they are still very popular! There are countless fans."

"Does it depend on her master? She doesn't teach anything."

"Get out!"

"Is there anything you don't know? He said that the person who bought milk tea was Yang Feiyue, who was the disciple of the future singing God. He couldn't sing a song, and he didn't teach, ha ha..."

"This is the school rule. I just accept disciples and don't care about teaching. My master is like this. It's called sheep herding teaching. The master leads people into the school to practice. There's another person, also a singer. You're afraid to say it."

"Woo ~"

"Who?"

"Pine and bamboo."

"Woo ~"

Songzhu'er got up and waved. He was praised by his own man. He was embarrassed.

Yue Yupeng: "one of them is your apprentice and the other is your girlfriend. Therefore, you have lowered the threshold of Chinese singing?"

Li Tiezhu: "I'm flattered! I just did a little trivial good."

Yue Yupeng: "what's the matter? The threshold of the singing world has been dug into a moat by you. If you want to work harder, you can't dig out a Sanxingdui? Don't destroy the singing world."

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng, then looked at the sky and blinked twice: "you have to let me think about it carefully. It may not be possible."

Yue Yupeng quickly waved: "I didn't instigate it! All the big guys in the singing world, it has nothing to do with me."

Li Tiezhu: "you don't speak of righteousness. Thanks to me, I've always treated you as a son."

Yue Yupeng: "I'll go to your uncle! How did you become a singer?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's a long story. It was a summer. Dad was moving bricks on the construction site..."

"Get out! Whose father is it?"

"Call you."

"Ah! Good son."

"Huh?"

"Don't, no mistake! It's such a relationship. You continue to talk about you."

"Oh! I was carrying bricks when Qin Tao suddenly came to me on a small electric donkey. Everyone knows Qin Tao? A pig farmer! A master of sow care! He signed up for a competition audition. When it came to the competition, he didn't dare to go alone. He said that the judges bit people!"

"Woo ~"

The audience laughed, and the backstage crowd was too happy.

Yu Qian: "this is good, this is good! Many of them are hanging up now and both work."

Guo gangde nodded: "yes, yes, yes! The judge's biting hanging can be said all the time and taken out repeatedly. It's much better than practicing in the afternoon! It's not easy in a day..."

Yu Qian: "regret it?"

Guo gangde touched his head: "I don't regret it. He won't talk about crosstalk. The child is so talented that Yunde society can't match him. Everyone has a good relationship. It's also good to ask him to talk once a year."

Yu Qian also nodded.

In fact, Li Tiezhu can't remember so many words, that is, he remembers the rhythm after saying it several times, and Yue Yupeng has been helping him control the rhythm. So it's very smooth, but in fact, a lot of words come out temporarily. For example, if the judge bites or Li Tiezhu slaps his head and jumps out, Xiao Yueyue has rich experience and can take it.

This is not true. Yue Yupeng said unkindly, "tell me, who bites the four judges?"

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: "I heard! I just heard that I haven't really bitten."

Yue Yupeng: "I heard that there is also a name. Don't you sing God? What are you afraid of? Say it!"

Li Tiezhu looked down at the stage and said, "what a big play? Really?"

The audience shouted, "say!"

Li Tiezhu: "this legend will bite the judges..."

Songzhuer stood up and shouted, "lengba!"

Li Tiezhu clapped his hands: "what she said! It's none of my business!"

Yue Yupeng: "is it so magical? Did she bite?"

Songzhu'er thumbs up to Li Tiezhu, then sits down and looks like I'm covering you. Besides, she would have bitten.

Li Tiezhu said, "no! Maybe it's not to my taste, or maybe she's not hungry at all. In short, she was very calm when I accompanied Qin Tao to sing."

Yue Yupeng: "so you asked her to help you with your popsicle because you were afraid she was hungry, right?"

Li Tiezhu took a surprised look at Yue Yupeng, and you hung it up for me?

He said: "it's not true. I'm still reluctant to give up. My family is not rich. It's rare to eat popsicles once a year. Qin Tao invited him. Then Qin Tao sang. I helped him sing harmony. Naturally, he was eliminated. Another old judge insisted on me to sing, but I didn't dare not sing..."

Yue Yupeng: "I understand. I'm afraid he'll bite."

"Woo ~"

Li Tiezhu stared at Yue Yupeng: "what are you talking about? Teacher Chen Poisson is wearing dentures. How can he bite?"

"Woo ~"

Pop pop

Yue Yupeng nodded, "so children should brush their teeth frequently."

Li Tiezhu: "so I sang... What are you doing? Don't teach bad children. Remember, biting is wrong! I suggest you cultivate some other interests, such as smoking and drinking..."

"Smoking and drinking are hot and biting!"

The audience of Yunde society is really wrong. They have to stare at the rhythm of the actors.

Li Tiezhu: "so Mr. Yu Qian... I stayed in the same room with him for several hours today. No one told me?"

Yue Yupeng: "his old man didn't do this before. It's estimated that it will be like this from now on."

Backstage Yu Qian was also happy: "these two shriveled calves!"

Guo gangde: "elder martial brother, you know me. My meat is salty. You hold your mouth high. Yunde society is young and tender. There is no shortage of your food..."

On the stage, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng continued, and it was always said that Li Tiezhu won the good voice champion.

The audience responded very well. It's basically a burden in ten to twenty seconds. It's very compact.

Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng are also getting better.

"You won the championship and made your debut. Have you made any achievements in the past year and a half?"

"Ashamed! Ashamed! So far, the results are average."

"What have you achieved?"

"In the top ten of the hot songs list, when I was young, only four or five songs were sung by me. In addition, I wrote only six or seven songs for others. Only once, the top ten were all my songs. Unfortunately, it didn't last long and lasted only one and a half months. I'm ashamed..."

"Woo ~"

"You call this general?"

"Isn't that right? And the sales volume of my first album is not very good, so I barely broke the sales record created by director Zhou ten years ago, only a little more than him."

"How much is a little?"

"He's 35 million, I'm 60 million."

"It's called a little bit?"

"That's not true! The second album has only been out for more than a month. Alas, the sales are also worrying..."

"How much?"

"63 million."

"So little?"

"Yes! I was so worried that I ran to make a TV play."

"How about the TV series?"

"The first episode was broadcast last night, and the agent calculated it for me. It's only like the second and third in ratings last year. Hey! What can't I do! I'm sorry fans!"

"Didn't you make a good movie? You won the Best Newcomer Award."

"Hey! The movie is to play with tickets. I blame myself for not working hard. The two films mainly involved, the rabbit and the God of medicine, only grossed $5 billion."

"That's a lot. It's much better than my master."

"How do you talk? Why take teacher Guo and bury me? Does he deserve it?"

"Woo ~"

"I also don't think he deserves it."

"Aren't you afraid he'll kill you?"

"I'm also a corner. If he dares to hit me, I'll break out of Yunde society! Hum!"

"Woo ~"

Li Tiezhu peeked backstage and said, "how old are you this year?"

Yue Yupeng: "thirty three."

Li Tiezhu: "what a pity! He was thirty-three years old! Why can't you think of it?"

Yue Yupeng stuck his neck: "what's the matter? It's so hard! Hey ~ I'm red! Ha ha ha!"

Li Tiezhu: "your master's mouth is fine. I'm sure that a few minutes later, Mr. Guo bit you backstage!"

"Woo ~"

"Bite him!"

"Miss Guo bit!"

"Bite ~"

Yue Yupeng's face changed and he knelt in the direction of the backstage: "master, I'm wrong! Leave someone under my mouth!"

Li Tiezhu: "Miss Guo? Bite? I'll hold it down for you!"

Yue Yupeng is still kneeling: "master?"

A voice came from backstage: "just say it, don't bite you!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Yue Yupeng fired a bullet: "my master asked me to speak casually. I went out of Yunde society to set up my own house! I also scolded Guo gangde! With my ability, I destroyed Yunde society..."

Backstage: "Li Tiezhu, hold him down for me and wait for me to grind my teeth."

The audience laughed wildly.

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: "do you still talk about crosstalk?"

Yue Yupeng: "stop talking. I have to kowtow to my master first, or I'll really die here tonight."

"Didn't you say there was no size on the stage?"

"And the second half... There is a new grave under the stage."

Li Tiezhu: "crosstalk is still a high-risk industry? I don't understand it when we say crosstalk for the first time. Will it be hasty if we end like this?"

Yue Yupeng: "just be hasty! Otherwise, my life may end more hastily."

Originally, it should be Li Tiezhu and Versailles several times in the book. Yue Yupeng wanted to say that we sympathize with each other. I am as mediocre as you in the crosstalk world, because after I surpassed my master and uncle Qian, I lost my goal and invincible is always so lonely.

But the stubbornly bitten stem deviated from the rhythm, but there was nothing bad.

Li Tiezhu: "that's it, old and young men, thank you for your support!"

Yue Yupeng: "if I don't die, will you come back next time?"

Against the warm applause from the audience, they bowed and walked towards the side curtain strip.

Yue Yupeng felt something wrong as he walked. The applause of the audience became more and more enthusiastic, and many people were shouting Li Tiezhu's name. He was surprised. Is it so good? Li Tiezhu really said crosstalk for the first time. Is that all you do?

He wanted to hold Li Tiezhu, but Li Tiezhu walked too fast and got off the stage.

Yue Yupeng had to follow off the stage.

Backstage, Mr. Guo and Yu Qian stood up with everyone and applauded.

The Marquis of the press didn't go to the stage and applauded.

Miss Guo: "great! Go."

Li Tiezhu: "what?"

Yue Yupeng dragged Li Tiezhu to the stage again: "listen to the applause outside. My master is just like this. This is asking us to return."

Li Tiezhu was stunned: "what is return?"

When he came to the stage, when the applause gradually decreased, Yue Yupeng said, "don't you embarrass me, fat tiger? We prepared a crosstalk and finished it. Besides, the one next to me doesn't even know what it means to return. You let us return. What shall we do?"

Li Tiezhu: "return, do you want to add money?"

Audience: "add!"

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: "it's OK to add money. Just make two sentences."

Yue Yupeng: "what did you say?"

Li Tiezhu: "said the singer, said I was a crosstalk actor?"

Yue Yupeng: "OK! I'll tease you. Can you hold it?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes."

This is Yue Yupeng. He is afraid that Li Tiezhu is a layman. He has no work in his stomach and doesn't understand. He helps him reduce his burden and pressure.

They changed their positions on the stage. Yue Yupeng smiled with shame: "my name is Yue Yupeng. I'm a primary school student in the crosstalk world."

Li Tiezhu: "Ho ~"

The audience laughed. What are you holding? A surprise.

Yue Yupeng was surprised: "why? Will you cheer?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes! You see the audience laughing."

Yue Yupeng: "you're wrong. You have to pass me a message and learn from Uncle Xueqian. You have to say how you are such a popular pupil? Yo, you're modest and so on."

Li Tiezhu: "I don't! I don't take the usual way. You see, the audience laughs, and it's right. Why should I learn from Yu Qian?"

"OK! The whole... You'll be miserable if the audience doesn't laugh."

"Good guy!"

"Er... You can't fix me. Why am I a pupil? I'm not modest, but there are experts in crosstalk!"

"Ah ~"

"You... Who is the expert?"

"Good fellow, how tall?"

"One meter six."

"Oh! There are such strange people in the world?"

"What's the matter? One meter six is strange. His distant relative Guo Laosi is only one meter."

"Is this... Heredity?"

"Go! I'll just say it alone. This strange man, no, expert, is my master. He's an old man..."

"Immortality?"

"I... master, bite him!"