Chapter 433

"Woo ~"

This is the standard for the audience of crosstalk of Yunde society, but except for the crosstalk of Mr. Guo and uncle LV, there is no such dense cheering in general crosstalk. Offbeat audiences make complaints about bullet screen comments.

Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng make complaints about the two periods, and they can see that they are very good at buying.

Li Tiezhu: "your master is still alive?"

Yue Yupeng: "nonsense! The little black fat man backstage, the mouth thief. That's my master. My master is healthy... There!"

"Woo ~"

"Yes, it looks really healthy... Healthy!"

Backstage Guo gangde smiled and didn't care. He thought the two jobs were very good, and he was willing to listen. After all, this is the most difficult pure cash hanging. I didn't prepare any books.

"My master has a unique job. He doesn't teach his disciples easily. I can't compare with him."

"He doesn't even teach disciples? Does he teach his own son?"

"It's said that I'm ready to teach. Hasn't the paternity test come down yet? It's just these days."

"Woo ~"

"What unique work? So mysterious?"

"Bite."

"What kind of work is this?"

"Why not? Everyone knows that crosstalk pays attention to five subjects."

Li Tiezhu: "isn't it four? Talking, learning and singing."

Xiao Yue smiled strangely, "are you a layman? That's crosstalk at the primary school level. At the junior middle school level, that's five subjects."

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, which five doors?"

Xiao Yue: "talking, learning, teasing, singing and biting! The essence of this is this last door."

"Bite?"

"Look! When we perform, we often encounter people shouting for ticket refund. My master performs on the stage, and none of the following dare to shout for ticket refund. This is called strategic deterrence! AHA... The self-cultivation of crosstalk actors in history..."

"Woo ~"

"Refund! Refund!"

"Brother Yue, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years! You have a definite truth."

"Don't you talk nonsense? If my master is playing, you... Can't run away! One by one!"

"Ho ~ did the audience buy insurance? Dare to listen to crosstalk?"

"Woo ~"

Yue Yupeng: "my master is not picky about food. Whether he has bought insurance or not is regarded as biting."

Li Tiezhu: "Mr. Guo is fair! I admire him! If he doesn't teach you, you can find a donkey teacher! He can too."

"Woo ~"

Xiaoyue waved his hand: "don't mention it. He didn't teach me. He only taught me how to smoke and drink. He also hid this last unique job."

"Well!"

"So, without this unique skill, I can't compare with the donkey teacher. There are two pressing me. Don't I be a primary school student in the crosstalk world? There's no hope for me to rise at the beginning."

"Who are they?"

"It depends on the state. Generally, they are evenly matched. If the donkey is drunk, ten Guo gangde can't get close!"

"Woo ~"

A dog bites a dog!

Backstage, the younger generation burst into laughter. These two goods really don't know how to live or die! Come on! Guo Dalin and Qin Tao laughed the most.

Guo gangde and Yu Qian looked at each other. Lao Guo said, "later, I'm Yue Yupeng, elder martial brother Li Tiezhu. We'll kill them one by one!"

Yu Qian: "Oh! Here you are. I have a toothache."

Guo gangde: "Da Linzi?"

Guo Dalin: "I haven't learned it yet. You always forget? The paternity test hasn't come down yet."

Guo gangde: "Oh! Didn't your Shiniang teach you?"

Yu Qian: "go away! Guo gangde, will you die? Smoke you!"

On the stage, Li Tiezhu said, "Oh! I'm afraid the donkey teacher doesn't drink wine. Is it a red buff?"

Yue Yupeng: "it's possible."

"What's possible? I haven't heard of it! You're playing games when you're a marquis? Hurry up and go on. These two are only in junior high school. Are there any stronger ones?"

"Of course! It scares you to death."

"Who?"

"The king of crosstalk today! The first crosstalk artist in China, Mr. Jiang!"

"I heard a little. He is taller than Mr. Guo and Mr. donkey?"

"It's not just high school crosstalk!"

"Isn't that six courses? Talking, learning, teasing, singing and biting, and one?"

"No, it's still five. High school is also a middle school! The courses are similar, but stronger."

"What's a strong law?"

"Hum! Mr. Jiang is gifted and has deep internal power. He has reached the level of cheap and open. His cultivation is very high."

"Ho! Tell me more?"

Yue Yupeng: "he can bite people through the air! Isn't he powerful?"

a phrase with a double meaning.

Yue Yupeng is obviously satirizing Mr. Jiang's slander and abuse of Guo gangde and Yunde Society for more than ten years. What crosstalk is vulgar by Guo gangde, and what crosstalk is not easy to be elegant. In the final analysis, crosstalk doesn't make people laugh, and no one listens. Elegance is useless?

The audience loved it. What they said on the stage is not afraid of death. Are we afraid of farting when we listen to crosstalk?

Backstage, many young people of Yunde society were surprised. Is brother Yue dead?

Guo gangde glared: "this means hi!"

Yu Qian: "it's over! But it's over. You can't reduce it at this time. If you want to finish, you'd better let the audience shine in front of you."

Guo gangde nodded: "it's this reason. If you say it, you'll be brilliant, otherwise it'll be malicious slander. If the paragraph is brilliant, it can be better."

Yu Qian: "can you? I offended the master."

Guo gangde: "what are you afraid of? Iron pillar's status today? Besides, he doesn't mix crosstalk circles. He scolds when he scolds."

Guo Dalin: "Dad! My master said brother Yue was dangerous."

Guo gangde: "Oh, that's all right. It happens that he's a little floating recently. It's good to have some pain."

Yu Qian nodded, "haven't you protected Xiao Yue too well? Now he's willing to let him suffer?"

Guo gangde pointed to the podium: "Li Tiezhu's debut is less than two years. He has experienced several storms. He is not old, but he is obviously much more calm than Xiao Yue in major events."

Guo Dalin followed his father's fingers and looked at Li Tiezhu on the stage through the channel of the side curtain, as if thinking.

Li Tiezhu also heard a little about Jiang's holiday with Mr. Guo, but he didn't advise: "this is a long-range attack! It's really powerful. Does he have any achievements?"

Yue Yupeng pointed to the backstage: "my master! As far away as Jinmen, teacher Jiang tore a piece of meat from his ass hundreds of miles away from Kyoto."

"Terrible! Why?"

"Have you heard a word?"

"What do you say?"

"Stepping on Li Tiezhu is doomed, and biting Guo gangde is red and purple!"

"Ho!"

"Woo ~"

Pa pa... Applause and cheers are heard one after another. Although the second half is a joke, the first half is genuine!

Backstage, Guo gangde clapped his hands: "yes! It's done!"

Yu Qian was also happy: "the burden shook loudly."

Yue Yupeng: "Hey! It's so wild! How about high school?"

Li Tiezhu: "is your master's hip still well?"

"I'm not well, I'm not well. I'm bitten every three or five times. It can be said that it's full of holes and buttocks. Anyway, it's not as full as his face."

"Is it black, too?"

"Woo ~"

"I didn't notice that. I... why don't I go down and take a look, and then come up and describe it to everyone?"

"Not at all. We're not too interested."

"Woo ~"

"Interested!"

"Go and pick it!"

"Want to see!"

Yue Yupeng pointed to a big man who made a fuss: "you! Get out!"

Li Tiezhu: "indeed, brother, your aesthetics is not suitable for listening to our crosstalk. It's not elegant at all."

Yue Yupeng was happy: "Hey! Yes! Yes! Yes! We are a perfect match. Our crosstalk is as elegant as the Royal engine."

"That is."

"Back to business, I can't even compare with my master and uncle donkey. Why can I compare with Mr. Jiang?"

"Yes, after all, although you have a big face, you are not too plump."

"Mainly afraid of pain!"

"I understand. No one is a tough guy like Mr. Guo who bites the green mountain and doesn't let go."

"Isn't it? The key is to bite people across the air. It's too sudden to prevent. You say if I suddenly turn around, it's ok?"

"Woo ~"

The crosstalk of Yunde society is not recorded and will not be displayed to the public. Except for public performances, most of them are such small theatres, so they are often open-ended. But the audience of Yunde society never talks about martial ethics. They often hold mobile phone videos and then transfer them to the Internet. You can't stop it.

This is not true. The crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng was photographed and fried on the Internet that night.

The first paragraph "I'm a singer" is OK. It's just Versailles. It's harmless to make fun of the singing world. But the second paragraph "I'm a crosstalk actor" poked a hornet's nest, especially when Yue Yupeng said that Mr. Jiang bit people in the air, he was fired.

Many defenders of traditional crosstalk scolded Yue Yupeng for not knowing his dignity, humiliated his elders and asked him to kneel down and apologize.

Many netizens said that while Li Tiezhu helped the tyranny and tarnished the art of crosstalk, he even slandered the celebrities in the crosstalk world, which belongs to the performance of poor character.

Of course, these are all later words. At this moment, the performance on the stage continues, and the audience is particularly happy to hear it.

Li Tiezhu: "there is a certain truth! However, is your crosstalk the highest level in high school?"

Yue Yupeng: "no! There is another college student, the only college student!"

"Oh? Is there anything more biting than Mr. Jiang?"

"Ah... Mr. Jiang is better than him, like a firefly competing with the sun and the moon!"

"Who? What do you know?"

"Six lessons! Talking, learning, teasing, singing, biting and rubbing!"

"Where to start?"

"Just skip talking, learning and singing. He is proficient in everything. He is also the ancestor of music crosstalk! People start with 50000 people in a special crosstalk session! Unlike us, 500 people are embarrassed to talk to others. Do you say that such people have animals rather than animals?"

Li Tiezhu: "

The audience shouted, "animals!"

Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "why is it an animal? Tell me carefully what it is like to bite and rub, and bite people every other space!"

Xiao Yue smiled: "hum! It scares you to death."

"You say so!"

"It's not a simple bite in the air, it's a group of people biting in the air in an all-round way! He doesn't have to move his mouth. Under the leadership of tietouwa benwa and fenwa, his hundreds of millions of fans bite one by one and fight all over the world!"

Pine and bamboo jumped up again and waved in all directions: "Hey, hey... That's right! I did it!"

Sun covered his face as usual and wanted to find a ground seam to drill in.

Aunt Lin was elated and said to the people around him, "this is my daughter, and that's my son-in-law on the stage!"

On the stage, Li Tiezhu frowned: "why is this person so familiar?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Yue Yupeng: "don't talk about whether you are familiar or not! What he is best at is only the unique homework at the university level - rubbing!"

"How to rub?"

"I don't know the specific rubbing method! This is a unique skill of others. Only people know it. However, you can see his achievements."

"Oh? Is it great?"

"Is it still powerful? Look at your inexperienced strength. It's quite powerful! Lengba knows?"

"The judge who bites, I know."

"Woo ~"

"She was rubbed into a hard core fan and a guide for her debut. She directly took infinite challenge with her. Later, she had to support him every game."

"Ho! Is lengba blind?"

"You said it! I didn't say it."

"Hi."

"Does Han Hong know? His aunt! Does Chen Yisen know? He is a mentor. Does CCTV know? Directly support him and invite him to the Spring Festival Gala. Does Cheng Dalong know? His master! Does Zhou Xingxing know? Ask him to be the No. 1 man in the new film. Does Penguin know?"

"Penguin knows, big business."

Yue Yupeng: "his father."

Li Tiezhu: "your father!"

"I said crosstalk master, why did you scold me?"

"I thought you were talking about me."

"No! This man has never talked about crosstalk before today, but his legend has always spread in the crosstalk world! Jianghu people call him Teddy in the crosstalk world."

"Wait a minute, what Teddy?"

"It's Taishan Beidou, or teddy for short."

"That's called the leader."

"Don't care about these details. I'm from Central South China and speak with an accent."

"Go away! Get lotus root, master."

"Didi, Teddy."

"Are you special..."

"God who loses lotus root, di who gets lotus root, this is a typical double label! I don't care. Anyway, the heavenly king Lao Tzu is here, and he is also Teddy in crosstalk!"

Backstage, Yu Qian said, "put it right? Lose the lotus root and get the lotus root! This is really good."

Guo gangde: "Hey! No matter whether it's a coincidence or not, the two crosstalk pairs these two, which is their ability."

Li Tiezhu said silently, "all right, Teddy! That's powerful enough."

Yue Yupeng: "so, I say I'm a primary school student in the crosstalk world. Is that ok?"

"HMM. but you have to find a way! You can't always be a primary school student. You have to make progress."

"Yes! Everyone doesn't teach me what to do?"

"What should I do?"

"I teach myself!"

"Can you teach yourself this thing? Just have a mouth?"

"Of course it's not that simple! I'm going to study by myself, but I have to find a partner to practice."

"What are you looking for?"

"So I went home to find my daughter-in-law..."

Li Tiezhu hurriedly stopped: "no, wait a minute! I have to remind you that there is a difference between biting in crosstalk and biting behind closed doors."

Yue Yupeng was stunned: "what are you talking about? I don't understand!"

"Whoa!"

The audience roared and Li Tiezhu drove!

Song Zhuer: "Whoa!!!"

Li Tiezhu's old face is red: "it's a closed door to bite people, that is, a husband and wife fight.

"Whoa!"

The audience doesn't believe it.

Yue Yupeng said, "that's not a fight. As soon as my daughter-in-law raised her hand, I knelt down and didn't bite."

"What about the end? Did you learn it?"

"My daughter-in-law learned."

"Woo ~"

"Where is that sister-in-law now?"

"Yunde Club ticket refund station."

"Ho! Good guy, there is a risk of ticket refund. Be careful when you coax! Everyone!"

"Woo ~"

The audience cheered as usual.

Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng looked at each other tacitly, bowed, and the second performance ended.