Chapter 435

The whole audience booed throughout the small theater, and the martial brothers in the backstage were nervous. This was not just Qin Tao's experience, but the situation that everyone might face.

Originally, because Li Tiezhu is a newcomer who has never talked about crosstalk, he was arranged in front.

That's good. Zhuyu is in front, not only Qin Tao, but also those who follow. If they don't speak well, they are likely to be booed. This is no joke. There have been a lot of things like Yunde society. Many times, Guo gangde has to apologize in person.

This... Is the small theater.

But!

As a non staff member, Li Tiezhu is not a famous crosstalk artist. What's his virtue and ability?

Because he's awesome!

Because he's red!

Because he can say!

Crosstalk, like pop music, has a low entry threshold! But the real threshold is inside the door.

In fact, Qin Tao is also very angry. I'm going to support my brother. Why are you booing me? Just because I'm not as red as Yue Yupeng? When you clapped and shouted, you called Li Tiezhu, not Yue Yupeng!

The audience gradually realized that the boos gradually weakened.

After all, they only saw Qin Tao at the beginning. They thought Qin Tao and Guo Dalin were here again. They didn't perform very well a few times ago. When they see Li Tiezhu coming out behind Qin Tao, they don't hush. After all, what they want to see and listen to is Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu doesn't have any professional quality, but he can play and has a big brain hole!

(Note: they all learned from pine and bamboo, and those who are close to Zhu are red)

Now that Li Tiezhu is back, he is back. Everyone doesn't care.

Although the audience in Jinmen are picky, they also know the weight best. Li Tiezhu, the person, said crosstalk for the first time. He didn't have so many jokes. He didn't cooperate with Yue Yupeng for a long time. He forced him to call the most familiar Qin Tao. It's not a crime. It's acceptable.

However, many viewers generally lowered their expectations.

After all, the gap between Qin Tao and Yue Yupeng is not a bit. He and Guo Dalin can't compare with Yue Yupeng.

But Li Tiezhu didn't care. As soon as he came on the stage, he said, "Oh! You Shh me! That's why you don't want me to return? Go! Taozi!"

"Whoa!"

"Li Tiezhu, you're floating!"

"Don't go!"

"We shush Qin Tao."

Li Tiezhu was happy: "Shh, Qin Tao? Then I won't be angry. Come on, Qin Shou, stand straight away. Let's shh."

In the six months of the time when Li Tiezhu was in Beijing, he was familiar with Mandarin, and was taught by Lu Bo's line class. He also learned many Beijing accent, though he had a lot of differences with the dialect, but at least it was more reliable than trump.

"Whoa..."

"Qin fat man, get down."

"Shoushou, I love you."

"Postpartum brother, show your hand..."

"Serious brother, postpartum brother fit again!"

Qin Tao has been learning from donkey teacher for more than a year. He is not good for nothing.

Although it was started six months ago, the basic skills are not weak. Immediately, it is a sentence: "where do you come from? Hush me? Shut up! If it weren't for me, Li Tiezhu would be red? If it weren't for me to worship uncle donkey, you could hear him say crosstalk in the people's theater?"

The audience was suddenly quiet, because Qin Tao had a certain truth, and Li Tiezhu really relied on him to bring it out.

Although Qin Tao himself was eliminated by the good voice, Li Tiezhu won the championship!

Qin Tao added: "so, without me, there would be no Li Tiezhu! Of course, I don't blame you. I'm glad that you can like iron pillars. I'm happy to be a father..."

Boom!

Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao over.

That's it.

Cheng Dalong's action crosstalk is also very happy. The audience laughed. Qin Tao flew out straight

Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao, who teased the stem, and stood up: "don't listen to this grandson's nonsense. I'm red because of his factors, but I mainly rely on... Selfie!"

Songzhuer jumped up: "shit, selfie! Bah!"

Li Tiezhu picked up the fan on the table and threw it at songzhu'er. The technique was a little gentle. Songzhu'er received the fan and began to fan. He said happily: "we, the old and young men of Jinmen, kill them! Whoa ~"

Audience Jing Cong: "whoa..."

It's nothing to make trouble with pine and bamboo. Yunde society has never lacked audiences to make trouble, but has become an atmosphere.

Li Tiezhu pointed to songzhu'er and said, "go home and I'll kill you!"

Sun jumped up: "dare you! I'll kill you."

Aunt Lin took sun and said, "crosstalk is a joke. Are you crazy?"

Songzhuer: "slightly! If you don't hit, you are a grandson!"

Qin Tao got up, silently walked to the teasing position, and smiled: "it seems that brother's position at home is not very high!"

Li Tiezhu said, "Oh... I have a girlfriend."

Qin Tao: "others don't know, but I know that Li Tiezhu didn't come to Jinmen for crosstalk this time. He came to see the woman's parents. The woman's father seems very dissatisfied with him."

Sun murmured, "satisfied with a ghost!"

Li Tiezhu: "but... I have a girlfriend."

Qin Tao: "you say you are so successful and so popular, how can you be looked down upon?"

Li Tiezhu: "I have a girlfriend, you don't."

Qin Tao: "you're paralyzed!"

Li Tiezhu: "moreover, as far as I know, you are still a virgin!"

"Woo ~"

Qin Tao suddenly went crazy and pinched Li Tiezhu's neck.

Li Tiezhu turned around and threw Qin Tao on the stage. He said calmly, "sorry, everyone! I'm in a hurry to go out today and forgot to bring the dog rope, but rest assured that he doesn't bite. The biter is backstage and hasn't come out yet."

Audience: "Whoa!"

Li Tiezhu added: "today, I'll make an exception and tell you a single mouth for the first time! After all, I'm back. I can't help meeting a partner without a rope. Take one of the names of the single mouth and call it... Threshold!"

Qin Tao got up again and stubbornly stood back to his teasing position: "Whoa!"

Li Tiezhu: "I've performed two paragraphs before. One is" I'm a singer "with a Taiwan version and the other is" I'm a crosstalk actor "without a Taiwan version. This latest paragraph," threshold ", is a sequel to the first two. If the duration is long, I'll ask..."

With that, Li Tiezhu looked at the side curtain strip. From here, you can see Guo gangde and Teacher Yu Qian.

Guo gangde didn't make any gestures, but directly shouted, "just say it! The whole audience will do!"

The audience cheered!

Li Tiezhu smiled: "I'm not a person! Give me 30000 yuan. Let me say that I'm not a person all night..."

Qin Tao made trouble: "ho! Good guy!"

Li Tiezhu glanced at him and said, "look at this goods! Yes, it's Qin Tao. Do you think there is a threshold in crosstalk?"

The audience shouted, "no!"

Li Tiezhu: "wrong! Right threshold! And the threshold is not general."

Qin Tao was overjoyed: "ah? Isn't the threshold low?"

Li Tiezhu: "that's not generally low. You can come in as long as it's crooked melon and split dates. People hate dogs. If it's normal, you can't come in!"

Qin Tao: "who are you talking about?"

Li Tiezhu: "so, do you know why I became popular in crosstalk?"

audience:

"Woo ~"

"Postpartum brother, learn!"

"This self mockery is OK!"

"Cow force."

Li Tiezhu: "it's the same in the singing world. As mentioned earlier, Yang Feifei can't sing a song like that and can make his debut in C position! What about the crosstalk world? Qin Tao, who can't fart with his three shoulder poles, can still climb on the small theater stage of Yunde society! Whose fault is this?"

Qin Tao: "me?"

Li Tiezhu: "you don't deserve it! It's all my fault! It's my fault that I didn't enter the music world and crosstalk world earlier, which led to the inner volume of these two industries."

Qin Tao: "your uncle."

Li Tiezhu: "what are you talking about?"

Qin Tao: "uncle!"

Li Tiezhu: "Hey, nephew, don't be discouraged. It's man-made. As long as you work hard, you will become an excellent ticket refund station staff. On the premise, you have to compete with brother Yue's daughter-in-law!"

Qin Tao: "brother Yue, let me go?"

Li Tiezhu: "I can't help him for the future of Yunde society!"

Yue Yupeng poked out his head: "I won't let you! Well..."

Li Tiezhu: "look, those who cover his mouth are the pillars of Yunde society!"

Audience: "Whoa!"

Qin Tao scratched his ass and said, "is this... Reliable? Your IQ has never been high. It's hard for me to believe you!"

Li Tiezhu: "let me tell you, when I entered the singing world, guess what?"

Qin Tao: "hmm?"

Li Tiezhu: "I, Zhao Liya, Justin and Yi Xiaomao are all gifted? If you want to be talented, you need to have a good face. Apart from Yi Xiaomao's poor face, what else can you say?"

Qin Tao: "I beg your pardon!"

Li Tiezhu: "at that time, the four of us stood at the starting line of our debut. Looking back, Ho! Good guy."

Qin Tao: "what's the matter? Has your ass been bitten?"

Li Tiezhu: "that's not true, but when we look back, we see a Chinese pastoral dog standing on the starting line!"

Qin Tao: "er..."

This made him unable to pick it up, because Li Tiezhu and the four of them entered the finals together with luofeiyan in eastern Guangdong. Today, the four people have names and surnames, but only one luofeiyan is missing. Isn't she the Chinese pastoral dog?

Qin Tao was afraid because his words made Yunde society offend people.

This is the weakness of his character.

Who knows, at this time, a girl under the stage jumped up and shouted, "Luofei smoke! Fuck NIMA!"

Five hundred spectators immediately shouted, "good!!!"

Li Tiezhu said, "Qin Tao, do you understand? The more forward-looking and timid you are, the more popular you will be! You see, your brother Yue wants to break out of Yunde society, and your brother Da Lin wants to rob the class and seize power in the change of Xuanwu Gate. What about you? Advice!"

Backstage, Guo Dalin said, "Dad, don't listen to him. Hasn't the paternity test come down yet?"

Yue Yupeng: "when you come down, master will bite uncle Guo to death. How can you seize power?"

Guo Dalin: "yes..."

Guo gangde: "hum? What's going on? Let me stroke it..."

Under the stage, sun lowered his head all the way. I'm also a big boss of Jinmen. My wife and daughter are so unpretentious, which makes me very embarrassed! Li Tiezhu, your uncle's! If I hadn't been your father, I would have cut you to death!

Qin Tao thought for a moment and said, "well... I'll kill my master too?"

Li Tiezhu said, "you're not qualified! So the threshold of crosstalk and singing is low? There are Yang Feiyue in the singing world and Qin Tao in the crosstalk world. These two circles are rotten. Look back at the Chinese pastoral dog. It has beautiful eyes, high spirits and unique talent..."