Chapter 436

Qin Tao: "am I tender, my master?"

Li Tiezhu: "you're still young. Don't go back and explain yourself. Just have this idea! You don't have to be a young donkey teacher. The main thing is that you have to improve yourself, you know?"

Qin Tao: "what to promote?"

"Say the professional skills of crosstalk!"

"I'm a crosstalk actor. Why should I be promoted?"

"This crosstalk is like singing. The threshold is inside the door. He is a ladder up the mountain. You have to climb up. If you don't climb the mountain, people outside can't see you because you are blocked by the wall."

"Did the dog climb?"

"Dogs climb, too!"

"Do you climb?"

"I don't need it."

"Why?"

"I'm in a good position! You're painting outside the door. I'm different. I'm on the top of the mountain as soon as I come out. Even if I move one step, I'll go downhill."

"Woo ~"

Five hundred spectators mocked Li Tiezhu heartily, even though he was telling the truth.

Qin Tao: "ho! Good guy, you're shameless. You say you're the peak when you make your debut in the singing world?"

Li Tiezhu: "more than that! I'm the same in the crosstalk world."

Then Li Tiezhu gave himself a thumbs up.

"Woo ~"

Qin Tao: "you know, Teddy in crosstalk!"

Qin Tao said in his heart, it's more than cross-talk Teddy? The girl industry is also human Teddy. See one

Li Tiezhu: "you're Teddy! Besides, I'll smoke you."

Qin Tao: "let's change the topic."

"Woo ~"

Qin Tao glared: "don't boo me. It hurts to hit people with this goods! I asked him if he didn't stand on the top of the mountain."

Li Tiezhu: "yes! Fight."

Qin Tao: "Oh! You didn't fight before?"

Li Tiezhu: "no, I won't. I was bullied since I was a child. I knew to cry."

"What did they do to you?"

"They hit me."

"How?"

"Come here and I'll tell you."

"Yes."

Qin Tao nodded and leaned over to listen to the details.

Li Tiezhu shook his hand and slapped him.

Pop!

Li Tiezhu: that's it

Qin Tao was stunned. Why did he beat me again? Still in front of so many people? Huh? Why did I say that again?

The audience did not expect it, and immediately laughed.

Backstage, Yu Qian: "lying in the trough! Hit my apprentice?"

Guo gangde: "advanced crosstalk often only needs the most simple way of performance."

Yue Yupeng: "good guy, luckily you didn't tell me this paragraph."

On the stage, Qin Tao finally recovered and covered his face: "what are you doing beating me?"

Li Tiezhu: "didn't you ask me how to play? I'll show you."

Qin Tao: "who wants you to demonstrate?"

Li Tiezhu: "you're lucky. I haven't been cut down."

"It's good that you haven't died!"

"Yes!"

"Right what right?"

"That's how I was beaten. When I was a child, I was bullied by children older than me. Later, I began to fight with them, accumulated a little experience, and finally became stronger! Now, my master may not beat me!"

"Ah! Such a self-improvement?"

"Of course, when you talk about crosstalk, you should also strive to improve yourself, just like you take care of a sow."

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Mobile phone video, sow postpartum care you tiktok? Before the function of the machine, your father forced you to take care of sows video, I tremble......"

"Hey! Stop it."

"Yes, you can go and praise it."

"Whoa..."

Qin Tao said, "your uncle! Do you... Do you want to know how to deliver a sow?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don't want to!"

Qin Tao retaliated and said, "do you understand crosstalk? Let me improve? I think my level is very high."

"Woo ~"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't understand crosstalk, but I know crosstalk is funny. Can you make the audience laugh in one sentence?"

Qin Tao: "I can't, can you?"

Li Tiezhu: "give me music!"

Somehow, the audience immediately laughed. Another eldest sister was almost out of breath. Everyone laughed. She didn't stop and made a loud noise.

Qin Tao opened his mouth: "is that ok? It's so simple? I can too!"

Li Tiezhu: "you have one."

Qin Tao: "give me joy!"

The audience was indifferent, and even the eldest sister stopped laughing.

The audience is quiet.

Li Tiezhu: "see the difference? This is talent. If you don't have a talent like me, you have to learn and practice!"

Qin Tao: "I don't accept it! You say me first and then, of course they don't laugh."

Li Tiezhu: "I say again, they still laugh, especially the eldest sister. Do you believe it?"

Qin Tao shook his head and trembled with fat on his face: "impossible!"

Li Tiezhu pointed to the elder sister: "give me joy!"

Eldest sister: "Pooh, haha..."

The audience was also amused by her magical laughter, and all laughed.

Qin Tao was a little suspicious of life: "give me joy!"

The big sister stopped, and so did the audience.

Qin Tao: "it's not your child care arrangement, is it? Elder sister, you're happy for me too! Why doesn't she laugh?"

Li Tiezhu said, "look at me."

With that, Li Tiezhu pointed to the eldest sister, and then hooked his finger.

The eldest sister rolled her eyes again with laughter and couldn't stop the car.

Qin Tao: "what's the situation?"

Li Tiezhu: "happy!"

Eldest sister: "box box box..."

Qin Tao scratched his head.

Li Tiezhu said, "this is called talent."

Qin Tao: "I don't believe it. If you can make me happy, I believe it, and then I try to improve myself."

Li Tiezhu: "I can't make you happy yet?"

Qin Tao: "I laugh a little high."

Li Tiezhu: "one word, you have to laugh."

Qin Tao: "I can hold it."

Li Tiezhu: "if you have the ability, you can drink water in your mouth first?"

Qin Tao: "I, I..."

Songzhu'er immediately took a bottle of mineral water he had never drunk and threw it on the stage. Li Tiezhu caught it steadily.

Li Tiezhu unscrewed the bottle cap: "come on, let's call him drink!"

The audience shouted, "drink, drink!"

Qin Tao had to take a big SIP and put it in his mouth.

Li Tiezhu said, "don't aim at me, because you will definitely laugh and spray, facing the audience."

Qin Tao said vaguely, "hurry up."

Li Tiezhu smiled and even made a set of preparations and pulled his tendons.

The audience also held their breath and looked forward to Qin Tao's laughter. However, Qin Tao was ready. How could Li Tiezhu make him laugh? You have to bear it, don't you?

Li Tiezhu slowly stretched out his finger and pointed to the eldest sister under the stage: "give me music!"

The elder sister kicked her legs: "box box box..."

Qin Tao: "poof... Cough..."

The goods broke the defense and almost choked to death on the stage. Li Tiezhu is not funny. What makes him unbearable is the eldest sister below.

Li Tiezhu: "admit it! This is the talent gap. Your level... Do you have to even take it?"

Qin Tao: "yes! Yes! I'll go back to learn from Shiniang."

Li Tiezhu: "I don't want you to learn to bite, but to learn to tease and sing first."

"Whoa!"

Qin Tao: "can Shiniang do the same?"

Li Tiezhu: "no?"

Qin Tao: "go, let's ask my master."

Li Tiezhu: "it's OK to ask Mr. Guo. He can understand your Shiniang."

Then they bowed and ran away.

This end, more suddenly.

Backstage, Yu Qian smiled bitterly and was played again.

Guo gangde shouted, "I understand! Tao Zi, your Shiniang is white."

Li Tiezhu went backstage and breathed a sigh. He was tired of talking about three paragraphs, because the latter two paragraphs were improvised and not easy.

Guo gangde: "iron pillar, listen."

Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes.

It turned out that there was a lot of applause in the field, and some people shouted that Li Tiezhu had returned.

We can't go back again. It will delay Mr. Guo's military training.

But the audience won't buy it.

As a last resort, Guo gangde personally took Li Tiezhu back to the scene again. Without saying a paragraph, he joked and asked Li Tiezhu to sing half a song, which can be regarded as an end to Li Tiezhu's performance.

With Guo gangde coming forward, the audience finally didn't let Li Tiezhu return, and Yunde society crosstalk continued to perform.

However, because Li Tiezhu and Zhu Yu were in front, the response of the first two pairs of combined performances was not very good. It was not until Guo Dalin and Qin Tao that the atmosphere was reversed. Today's dalinzi was also very open and performed very well.

The stage was performing. Backstage, Guo gangde tried to deceive Li Tiezhu.

"Iron pillar, you see how much the audience loves you! You have this talent. Just talk about crosstalk!"

Li Tiezhu: "no, no, no! They just want to be fresh. After the freshness, I'll show my true colors. I don't understand anything about crosstalk."

Guo gangde: "no! You know better than Mr. Jiang! Crosstalk is funny. That's the essence. Everything else is empty. Come to me and I'll give you a special show!"

Li Tiezhu tilted his head: "open a brick factory? Although I like it, I haven't moved bricks for a long time. Do you tempt me?"

Guo gangde wiped his face and thought, "ah! You mean a brick factory? That's not impossible!"

Li Tiezhu: "otherwise? What other brick factory?"

Yue Yupeng couldn't listen anymore: "Master said to open a special crosstalk show for you."

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "that's not necessary. I'll open a special crosstalk show at any time. The national tour, with 50000 people starting each show, your theater is a little smaller..."

Guo gangde was speechless: "ah... Why did I forget this stubble?"

Mr. Yu Qian took a mouthful of wine and gloated: "you're a widow taking a bath - shame yourself!"

Guo gangde touched his heart with a dark face: "is this the shape?"

Li Tiezhu couldn't help laughing.

In terms of talent, Guo gangde is better.

In general, Li Tiezhu's debut in crosstalk today is still very good. He has returned to the scene four times in a row, which has created a record for crosstalk newcomers. It's good for ordinary newcomers not to be dismissed. How can they return?

After the performance, Li Tiezhu was treated by teacher Guo again. After drinking half a kilo of wine with Yu Qian, he took a taxi back to songzhuer's house.

As soon as she entered the door, aunt Lin brought Li Tiezhu a bowl of sobering soup.

"Thank you, mom!"

"This child, why don't you even have an assistant? Your studio is so unreliable."

Aunt Lin complained to songzhu'er, because she knew that songzhu'er was in charge of the major events in Li Tiezhu's studio, because Li Tiezhu had no brain.

Song Zhuer said, "good news! The ratings of the second episode of soldier assault tonight broke the record. Brother Meng just called me to report, tie Zhu. Guess the broadcast rate?"

Two records in one night?

Li Tiezhu drank warm but not hot sobering soup: "50 million?"

Songzhuer looked disdainful: "the domestic ratings record is 63 million. Guess again!"