Chapter 473

Yi Xing was surprised: "can the coffee machine make tofu?"

Zhang Zifeng also looked curious.

Peng Peng said, "the coffee machine can grind beans. When you grind them, you can make tofu."

After three years of mushroom house experience, Peng Yuchang has learned a lot now.

Huang Sanshi said, "you can grind it. The coffee machine is a miniature stone mill, but it grinds very slowly! I thought you would grind chili noodles or something."

Li Tiezhu said, "I can improve it. The efficiency will be higher. When you come, I'll invite you to eat Douhua."

He Ling said to Huang Sanshi, "did I send the wrong thing?"

Before Huang Sanshi spoke, Wang Xiaokai couldn't help it: "Mr. He, you're giving Li Tiezhu a golden finger! These tools he borrowed are primary tools. You'd better give them directly to an industrial product! Hey..."

Wu Lei also said, "that's right! Look, Li Tiezhu is so happy that his mouth is cracked with laughter."

He Ling said strangely, "aren't you a group? I gave him good things. How do you look?"

Li Zhixuan said: "the three of us are planning and are responsible for embarrassing Li Tiezhu. It's very difficult for us to do so! The difficulty rises sharply."

He Ling patted his head: "careless! Careless..."

Huang Sanshi was most interested in the usage of the coffee machine and asked, "iron pillar, what else can you do with it besides making tofu?"

Li Tiezhu blurted out: "noodles, steamed bread, rice noodles, sweet potato noodles... All OK!"

Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "but you know, it takes ten minutes to grind a person's coffee."

Li Tiezhu: "I know. Didn't I use it last year? It's nothing."

After Li Tiezhu got the artifact hand grinding coffee machine, director Wang Zhengyu came to fulfill his promise last night.

Wang Zhengyu said: "Li Tiezhu robbed an iron pot, a kitchen knife and a cutting board in the wudoumi warehouse. It is reasonable that the program group should take back these things, but in the spirit of humanitarianism, we decided to give you a chance to take them away."

Li Tiezhu: Thank you

"Don't thank you too early. You need to answer three questions to make sure you can take them away."

"Ah? What are the conditions?"

"Mushroom house never gets something for nothing! So please prepare to answer the question."

"I'm tired. Last night..."

"Please listen to the question!"

Wang Zhengyu did not give Li Tiezhu a chance to defend.

Li Tiezhu can only shut up. After all, these three tools are very important to him.

Wang Zhengyu: "the first question is the iron pot. My uncle went to my second uncle's house to find my third uncle. He said that my fourth uncle was cheated by my fifth uncle to steal from my sixth uncle's house. My seventh uncle put it in my eighth uncle's cabinet. My ninth uncle borrowed a thousand yuan from my tenth uncle to pay my eleventh uncle. Excuse me, who is the thief and whose money is it?"

Li Tiezhu: "... How can grandma give birth to so many uncles?"

Wang Zhengyu: "leave it alone. Count down one minute and start!"

Li Tiezhu looked at his roommate, but the three were very ghost. At this time, they suddenly didn't help Li Tiezhu, because they thought Li Tiezhu had too many tools.

Or matsutake's loyalty: "it is the fourth uncle who steals the money. If the money is paid, it is the eleventh uncle, and if it is not paid, it is the tenth uncle."

Wang Zhengyu: "ah... You're right. Here's the iron pot. The second question is the kitchen knife. What will Luhani become when he gets on the highway?"

Li Tiezhu: "will he change? Will he change?"

Songzhuer raised his hand: "expressway (deer)!"

Li Tiezhu: "???"

Wang Zhengyu: "the answer is correct, and here's the kitchen knife. The third question is the cutting board. Excuse me... What's the transparent sword?"

Songzhu'er scratched his head and thought for a long time. The time was almost over: "lower the sword!"

Wang Zhengyu: "how to swear?"

Song Zhuer said, "there's no swearing. This is my answer. Let's talk to me..."

In addition to Zhang Zifeng, the ten guests present said in unison, "lower the sword!"

Wang Zhengyu had a black face: "wrong answer, failed to obtain the cutting board."

Matsushita: "what is the correct answer?"

Wang Zhengyu smiled proudly: "yes... Can't see!"

The guests were stunned collectively, and then said in one voice again: "lower the sword!"

So far, Li Tiezhu "borrowed" items from the mushroom house: a hoe, a contempt knife, an axe, a saw, a hand grinder coffee machine, an iron pot, a kitchen knife, and five eggs.

It's already a bumper harvest!

After the recording of the fourteenth issue of mushroom house, everyone returned to Xiangnan TV station by car, and then had a green killing banquet together in the evening.

The next day, early in the morning of July 6, song Zhuer and Wang Xiaokai returned to Kyoto. Li Tiezhu took the high-speed railway back to Shudu to meet Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao.

The program team has been waiting in Shudu for a long time. When Li Tiezhu arrives, he will directly get in the car and go to the mountains.

Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao were sitting in an SUV, all at a loss.

Li Tiezhu: "where was the program recorded?"

Zheng Yanzi: "you asked me? Didn't your studio do it?"

Li Tiezhu said, "they don't tell me. I wonder if you two have pried some information out of the shooter's mouth for two days."

Qin Tao said, "no, Le Gou Yue's mouth is very strict, and so are the people under his hands."

After driving for a long time, they came to a small town deep in the mountains in the southwest of Shudu. It was almost ten o'clock when Li Tiezhu and others got off the car. They only knew that this was a small town inhabited by Han and Qiang.

Take out your mobile phone and see, good guy, it's 500 kilometers away from Shudu. It's even more remote than Li Tiezhu's hometown.

Then... Eat, shower, sleep.

Because everyone is tired.

Saturday, July 7.

In the morning, Li Tiezhu got up early, ran five kilometers around the town with Zheng Yanzi, came back to wake Qin Tao, and then... Watched the program team members eat breakfast together.

yes!

The program starts from now on. The guests of the program group are not eligible to eat.

Sun Xixi said, "welcome to episode 0 of Oh Huo primitive man. This program is named after Mengniu pure milk and specially broadcast by huami mobile phone. Thank the evildoers for their strong support for this program, especially the friendly support of mushroom house!"

Qin Tao was so hungry that he growled. He looked at other people's rich breakfast and drooled. The most disgusting thing is that director Sun Xixi gave them popular science while eating. The characteristic breakfast here is all the information checked online.

Li Tiezhu said, "eat your food! Go to the destination after eating so that we can have dinner."

Qin Tao: "yes! We still have five eggs."

Li Tiezhu: "this is for hatching chickens. You can't eat it."

Qin Tao: "what shall we eat?"

Li Tiezhu: "we'll talk about it then."

Qin Tao looks sad. He is really hungry.

Barrage:

"For Li Tiezhu!"

"For Sharapova of the East."

"For my postpartum brother..."

"The program group is a real dog!"

"Really don't give me food?"

"Is this to force them into master Bei?"

"So, is this program the Chinese version of wilderness survival?"

"I'm happy to see Li Tiezhu so miserable."

The program will be broadcast in six days, that is, at 9 p.m. on Friday, July 13. The previously planned three phases of xiantun were broadcast again. Later, due to the special links of the program, it was overthrown and changed to shoot and broadcast immediately.

Soon, after breakfast, the program team drove Li Tiezhu and the three of them to the mountains, drove on the bumpy dirt road for about an hour, and finally reached the destination... Nearby.

Everyone got off the bus and started walking again.

Li Tiezhu was carrying a hoe, axe and coffee machine. Zheng Yanzi was holding a contempt knife and kitchen knife. Qin Tao stuck a saw on his body and held an iron pot and five eggs in the pot.

It was a ten minute walk before we finally arrived.

Here is a depression of the mountain. The mountains on both sides are nearly 2000 meters above sea level, but the absolute height is only a little more than one kilometer.

The valley is slightly gentle. Not far away, there is a small river five or six meters wide flowing from west to East. The river is very turbulent. There is also a small waterfall at the bottom of the depression, half a mile away from the depression. Under the waterfall, a stream less than one meter slowly flows through the depression and flows into the river.

On both sides of the river, except for the flat grassland and riprap beach near the river, there are dense forests up, and there is a bamboo forest near the waterfall.

The temperature here in the morning is relatively low. Everyone needs to wear two clothes.

As the aerial camera explained the environment, sun Xixi ate ice cream, sat on a big stone and said:

"This is the most suitable place for the program team to find after looking for a month. There is no one living here for a mile, and there are no farmland, shops, etc. it is close to the original state. You will live here for 12 periods with the tools in your hand. Oh, plus today's period, there are 13 periods in total. The program team will not provide you with anything, including houses, quilts, food, etc Need to be self reliant, or... Wait for the guests to bring it to you. "

Qin Tao: "really no house? Where do you live?"

Sun Xixi said, "we rented two RV's and many tents. In addition, we specially prepared a dining car and a diesel generator, which can make barbecue and hot pot."

Qin Tao: "Mom (I) sell (love) batch (you)."

Zheng Yanzi shook her head.

When the program was put here, the picture suddenly pulled away, revealing the empty valley, with the words: "Oh, Huo! Nothing!"

Sound effect: "Oh, Huo ~"

Li Tiezhu asked, "in other words, guests can bring things, right?"

Sun Xixi licked the ice cream: "yes! But these things are determined by the program group, and they are randomly selected. Don't worry, there won't be too good things for you. More likely, the guests will bring things you can't use. You may be hungry with the guests."

Qin Tao: "speaking of hunger, what do we have for breakfast?"

Sun Xixi said, "let me finish the rules first..."

Li Tiezhu: "listen to me! Go and catch fish. I just saw that there are fish in the river."

Li Tiezhu left with Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, completely ignoring sun Xixi.

Sun Xixi was not annoyed. He took out a small notebook and wrote down a sentence: "if all the staff disobeyed the director and challenged the authority of the program group, five points will be deducted per person."