Chapter 474

After thinking for a while, sun Xixi added: "Li Tiezhu took the lead in 'rebellion' and punished... Facial mosaic for five minutes."

After writing, sun Xixi ate the last ice cream and felt comfortable. He said to his assistant, "bring me a bottle of coke and have it iced."

Bullet screen comments make complaints about the dislike of the goods.

"Who is the director?"

"Fat, disgusting and pretending to force!"

"What does it mean to deduct points?"

"If you don't provide any food, it's really a wilderness for survival."

"Is this program too much?"

"Catch up from infinite challenge, iron pillar, come on!"

"From mushroom house!"

"Hell mushroom house, this is."

"Did the thief eat ice cream and drink coke?"

"He is one of the screenwriters of soldier assault, and also a Beidian classmate of Li Tiezhu."

"Really? So anxious?"

"His name is sun Xixi. He was admitted to the Photography Department of Beidian in his thirties."

"Whatever he is, hee, it's annoying to look at him."

He make complaints about the bullet screen comments. "I think, now I must think that barrage is calling me names, but you can't swear at the level. Come on, give me two official bullet screen comments.

The official barrage was immediately added in the later stage:

"I know the director. His relatives are in my pigsty."

"It's not easy to care for the disabled and be a director with cerebral palsy."

"The director looks very lethal!"

"It's not easy. The director completely avoided all human characteristics."

Barrage:

"Lying trough!"

"The director's play holds out!"

"Delete and let me say."

Sun Xixi said: "in fact, you audience don't have to hate me so much, because these links are not designed by me alone, but the result of the joint efforts of our strong planning team. In addition to me, they are Juchang Wang Xiaokai, big tongue playing Wu Lei and hammer Li Zhixuan."

Corresponding to sun Xixi's words, the videos of the three people appear on the screen in a split screen manner.

Wang Xiaokai: "Hello, I'm Ju Chang."

Wu Lei: "Hello everyone, I'm big tongue... Big tongue playing."

Li Zhixuan: "Hello, I'm Li Zhixuan."

He: "our goal is... To kill Li Tiezhu."

Well, when the three people appeared, the audience didn't make complaints about it. They changed their camp to hope that they would die young. Especially Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei fans were very manic.

On the other side, Li Tiezhu cut several slender wooden sticks and sharpened them to make a wooden spear.

Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao built stones to block fish in the upstream and downstream respectively. The river is not narrow, but the water is not deep. The deepest part of this section is about half a meter, which is suitable for fishing.

After tossing for about half an hour, they finally got four fish, one three fingers wide, and the remaining three are only two fingers wide, which is really not rich.

But there's food at last.

Next, Qin Tao kills fish, Zheng Yanzi picks up firewood in the opposite forest, and Li Tiezhu is responsible for the most difficult part - drilling wood for fire.

I saw that Li Tiezhu, with a mosaic face, sat on the rocky beach, sharpened a wooden stick with a contempt knife, and made a bow that can pull the wooden drill to rotate quickly with vines and sticks. This thing looks magical, but it is not difficult at all. In order to prepare for this program, Li Tiezhu specially studied the field survival skills. In addition, he was born in the countryside and has strong hands-on ability.

"Burp ~"

Sun Xixi drank coke and came to see Li Tiezhu drill wood to make fire.

Li Tiezhu asked, "what time is it now?"

Sun Xi grinned: "how can I tell you the time?"

Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes, but the audience couldn't see it, because his face was full of mosaics.

Dig out a small groove with a dry wooden stick. Li Tiezhu put the dry moss in and put the dry pine needle next to it. Then he began to drill wood for fire. Rao Shili Tiezhu also used his strength to feed.

Theory belongs to theory and practice belongs to practice.

The first time I did this, Li Tiezhu was still very unfamiliar. He had all his strength, but he failed repeatedly. He tossed about for a long time and failed.

Finally, when Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi came back from their work, a miracle happened.

The dry moss began to smoke.

Li Tiezhu lay on the ground and blew twice. There was a spark in the dry moss. He carefully put the pine needle on it. Soon, the pine needle was ignited.

Finally, there was a fire to roast fish. Qin Tao screamed with excitement. Zheng Yanzi was also very happy and almost kicked Qin Tao into the river. Qin Tao didn't dare to complain and had to laugh.

When the fire started, Li Tiezhu strung the fish with thin wooden strips and baked them on the fire.

Qin Tao was worried again. He squatted next to Li Tiezhu and said, "is it difficult that we have to drill wood for fire every day? Are we still alive?"

Li Tiezhu said, "how do you think about the problem? The most important thing is not that there is no salt? Where can we work without salt?"

Zheng Yanzi: "I'm more worried about how to go to the bathroom..."

Li Tiezhu: "what's there? It'll be over soon after drilling directly into the small tree forest?"

Zheng Yanzi: "I'm a woman."

Li Tiezhu patted his head: "Hey! Look at my memory, I always forget."

Zheng Yanzi was kicked away by Li Tiezhu, and she dared not attack again. After all, Li Tiezhu was too strong, so she had to backhand angrily and give Qin Tao a fist.

Bang!

Qin Tao: "ow ~"

At this time, director Sun Xixi said: "salt can give you a bag! Salt is a necessity. This is the first and last exception of the program team."

Then the assistant director brought a bag of salt and a bag of chicken breast.

Sun Xixi said, "salt is for you. Chicken breast is for Yanzi. She is an athlete and her body is very important. Therefore, the program team communicated with her and prepared her a kilo of chicken breast every day so that she can keep the habit of eating boiled chicken breast every day."

Barrage:

"The program group is still human."

"Girls really deserve preferential treatment."

"Mainly because Yanzi is an athlete and has just won the championship."

"Eat chicken breast every day, and the man comes out for two steps?"

"Two steps out of Poland?"

Qin Tao: "can we have chicken breast?"

Sun Xixi: "No. besides, Yanzi is a girl. She can go to the RV of the program group to wash and go to the bathroom. You two can't!"

Qin Tao: "your RV is so far..."

Sun Xixi said, "don't bother. Starting this afternoon, four excavators will come and push the road 100 meters away. Then the RV can drive in.

Qin Tao said angrily, "so, you wasted all the funds for this program? Are the guests suffering here?"

Sun Xixi: "yes, the audience must be very happy to see you so miserable!"

Qin Tao: "

Li Tiezhu pulled Qin Tao: "turn over your fish and paste it!"

With that, Li Tiezhu tore open the salt bag and sprinkled some on his fish. Zheng Yanzi had boiled chicken breast and only picked the smallest fish. Qin Tao ate two small fish, Li Tiezhu ate a slightly larger fish and roasted his own.

Sun Xixi continued: "now you roast fish, let me talk about your current situation and the rules of the program. First of all, you are the only three people left in the tribe. All the people in the tribe died in the last conflict. You went up the mountain to hunt and escaped. Therefore, you fled to this gully."

Li Tiezhu: "do you have any previous information? I don't think it's necessary."

Sun Xixi said, "it's necessary, because you are primitive people. On your way to escape, you accidentally picked up some tools from medium civilization, such as foreheads and axes, as well as a tool of higher civilization, hand grinding coffee machine. Thank you again for mushroom house." The crew's strong support for this program. The place where you are now is not absolutely safe. There are often bears in the mountains opposite. The mountains behind are the territory of wolves, monkeys in the forest in the West and wild boars in the East. "

Li Tiezhu: "can I eat it?"

Sun Xixi: "these are fictions. If you can hunt them, you will win."

Li Tiezhu: "say an egg!"

Sun Xixi added: "the program rules, first, everyone has faith points, with a total score of 100 points. When deducted, it means death and quitting the program recording. Just now, you three left without authorization while I was talking, and I have deducted five points each."

Zheng Yanzi: "what do you mean? Why do you say to buckle?"

Sun Xixi stood up: "sorry! I forgot to introduce myself. I am the God of the world, in charge of all things in the world. God's will is supreme and has the right to deduct anyone's faith points."

Qin Tao: "is this God so obscene?"

Sun Xixi: "three points will be deducted for slandering God. The current score is 92 points."

Qin Tao dared not speak again.

Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi look at each other and discuss whether to beat the bitch? After thinking about it, forget it and beat it after the program.

Sun Xixi added, "Hey! Don't be afraid. At the end of each program, there is a sacrificial link. If I like your sacrificial gifts, I can give you extra points. Second, the program team doesn't release any tasks to you. What do you want to do? However, there will be three accidents and a natural disaster in each program."

Zheng Yanzi: "what do you mean?"

Sun Xixi said, "let's use the live demonstration. The natural disaster usually appears at the beginning of the program. The tenth natural disaster - Li Tiezhu caught fish in the water and was bitten by a poisonous snake on his left leg. In this issue, Li Tiezhu can no longer climb mountains and wade in water. The range of action shall not exceed 100 meters. Heavy physical work, such as weight-bearing, tree climbing, earth excavation, etc., is prohibited..."

Li Tiezhu said angrily, "this... This is still a fart? We don't have a house for the night! There's no food, I can't move, and I play with a hammer!"

Sun hee hee ignored it and snapped his fingers: "the natural disaster is coming!"

When the program was broadcast, Li Tiezhu directly got a blood racing Wumao special effect for his left leg, coupled with the characteristic sound effect: "Oh!"

Before the mosaic on Li Tiezhu's face disappeared, he limped and jumped again, unable to cry or laugh:

"From now on, I'm lame!"

Sun Xixi said again, "yes! There are three accidents waiting for you. Come on! Primitive people!"

Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao had an expression that life is better than death.

Come on, six!

Sun Xixi greeted the staff: "come on! Bring up the magic mirror."

Two staff members came up with a vertical screen display, about 27 inches, not small. There was a camera on it and a huge battery connected below. It looked like Bluetooth.

What the hell is this?

Show movies to primitive people?