Chapter 480

Chen Chichi, who was "recuperating", heard that Luhani was coming, and also got out of the leaky roof hut. He propped up his waist and went to the yard and said, "Luhani is coming, too? Why didn't he tell me? Today, we, the four Kazakhstan and three giants gathered and invincible..."

Li Tiezhu: "your waist is broken. Can you still move?"

He's best at picking up which pot he doesn't open.

Chen Chichi ignored Li Tiezhu. However, he pushed Qin Tao away, grabbed the bamboo stool and sat down. He said, "I can see that you are invincible. I'll sit here and wait for the deer to see what he got in the lucky draw today."

Qin Tao had to appoint Qu Baba to sit on the stone: "do you think everyone is as lucky as you?"

Chen Chichi said seriously, "this is prejudice! This is not luck, this is character."

Qin Tao: "that's over. If character is inversely proportional to appearance, Luhani should not have got anything good."

Chen Chichi: "what I drew was the most valuable pig! A pig!"

Qin Tao: "so you have the best character!"

Chen Chichi: "no! I suspect you are scolding me."

Li Tiezhu: "don't doubt, here... Fat deer is coming. Qin Tao will pick it up. There was a rainstorm two days ago, and the road was very slippery."

Chen Chichi: "what about when I just came? You didn't come to pick me up?"

Li Tiezhu: "you have a large tonnage and are not easy to fall. Besides, your brother is on your way to protect you."

Chen Chichi: "I don't have any blood relationship with Xiaolv! If you talk nonsense, I'll sue you for slander!"

Soon, Qin Tao followed Luhani back to the yard. Zheng Yanzi also came back with a pig. Several people exchanged greetings for a while. Luhani was most curious about Zheng Yanzi and pestered Zheng Yanzi for a long time. He likes sports. If it weren't for his girlfriend, there might be an affair. The reason is uncertain. It's mainly because Zheng Yanzi is several centimeters taller than him, and he's also strong. He's much stronger than Liu. He's not right.

After greeting, Chen Chichi asked first, "silly roe deer, what did you draw?"

Luhani was unwilling to show weakness: "what did you smoke?"

Chen Chichi sneered: "look! I took the pig tied by the woods over there! Compared with me, you are too young. Of course, we don't dislike you. Just say it. What is it?"

Luhani took down his backpack from his back: "then I can't compare with you. All I smoke are small things..."

With that, he opened his backpack and took it out bag by bag.

Fennel, star anise, cumin, pepper, dried pepper, fragrant leaves, ginger, garlic, rock sugar, a box of thirteen spices, a bottle of bean paste and... Three bags of salt.

This is packed in a box with a note on it: complete seasoning.

Luhani is quite ashamed. From his cognition, these things seem to be of little use to Li Tiezhu and others in the "primitive society".

Then, he was knocked to the ground by Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and the disabled Chen Chichi.

"Good job!"

"Well done..."

"I love you, brother Lu, Mu ~"

Li Tiezhu, what they lack most now is seasoning. Now, Chen Chichi sent fresh pork, Luhani brought a full set of seasoning and sausage.

But how to kill pigs?

Li Tiezhu's "leg injury" in this period has healed and let others work. He took his contempt knife and went to the waterfall. He walked along the cliff for a while and finally found a Banzhu forest.

Bamboos are the thinnest and hardest of bamboos. He cut down more than ten bamboos without shaving the branches, and directly carried them back to the yard.

At this time, Chen Chichi, who had a waist injury, was shameless. He dragged out the bamboo bed in the house, lay down in the yard and watched everyone work. He was still talking:

"Hey? Why don't we give this yard a name? The mushroom house is called the mushroom house, and our house is called the boar house?"

Luhani helped to row bamboo. Although he was unfamiliar, he was diligent and said, "shut up, will you? Have fun with your mobile phone."

Qin Tao: "but I also think I should choose a name."

Zheng Yanzi smashed a pebble into pieces with the back of an axe. She was full of power and said, "it's better to call it zizhulou!"

A name for a strange flower.

Qin Tao looked at the crushed pebbles on the ground and didn't dare to speak.

Chen Chichi looked at the strong biceps under Zheng Yanzi's T-shirt and said with a bitter smile, "I think you have a point. It's called zizhulou! Zheng Yanzi's little bamboo Lou! Well, it's very poetic."

Straight man Luhani: "how poetic? Ha! Yanzi is named waste, hehe..."

Zheng Yanzi is not an ordinary entertainment star. If he doesn't do two, he takes two steps. He grabs Ruhani's face in both hands. He rubbed the foundation with strong rubbing. "Look at you, face high tech, the last show is insincere..."

Luhani was silly: "don't I just put on makeup? Where is high technology? Those netizens have a high-tech face and are all high-tech!"

Zheng Yanzi: "all in one? I'll tell Guan Shuangshuang when I look back. You've studied the body of wanghong!"

Luhani: "ah?"

Chen Chichi giggled on the bamboo bed. Of course, it was the sound made by the bamboo bed, which was slightly abnormal.

Barrage:

"Bright people don't talk in secret. I like that little sister!"

"Zheng Yanzi dares to say!"

"The program group doesn't delete it?"

"This is philosophy! Black holes can devour life and create life!"

"I suspect you're driving."

"That dilapidated place is still the place my heart yearns for. This is fate!"

"Even if I have been pumping water to discharge the flood, I will try my best to plug the gap until I am tired." - Dayu flood control "

"The upstairs is so dirty!"

"You think there is only one way to pass, but others have already passed three."

"Lying trough!"

"This is a master..."

"Sorry, I just came to this program. Do you laugh directly or what program do you want to follow?"

Li Tiezhu came back carrying bamboos. Seeing that all four people in the yard were laughing, he couldn't help wondering: "what's the matter? Did Qin Tao Dance pole dance again?"

Luhani: "again? Hahaha..."

Fat deer and Chen Chichi clapped their hands and laughed. Zheng Yanzi also laughed.

Qin Tao was shameless. As soon as he threw away his nonexistent shawl and long hair, he jumped up. He was graceful and jumped. He leaned over and used Li Tiezhu as a steel pipe. Then he was kicked over by Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu cut a sharp spotted bamboo with a contempt knife and said, "you can kill the pig! Hurry up, kill the pig in the morning and build a house in the afternoon, otherwise you can't live at night!"

The section of killing pigs was skipped. There were not many scenes, and most of them were mosaic.

The scene was ferocious and bloody, much more terrible than normal pig killing.

In normal rural pig killing, it is generally necessary to get a stone platform with low front and high rear, but there are no conditions here, so they directly press the pig on the slope. Anyway, the pig is not big, more than 80 kilograms, lighter than people.

Pig blood also gave up directly because there was no basin.

Black pig screamed bitterly, but Li Tiezhu was not soft, because he didn't have a professional pig knife, so the process of killing pigs was a little slow. First cut the pig's throat with a kitchen knife, then cut the bones of the pig's throat with an axe, and finally stabbed it with a sharpened bamboo stick to pierce the pig's heart.

Little green is not easy, but after all... This is not a warm mushroom house. This is the cruel primitive man.

The shot of killing pigs was skipped, but there were many shots behind.

Blowing, shaving pig hair, opening edges (half cut), taking internal organs and dividing meat

Although the black pig is not big, it is much bigger than the little pig killed by Li Tiezhu in the mushroom house. Therefore, it is not too difficult at all.

The meat broke down quickly.

The little green that was still alive at the beginning has now become a piece of bright food.

Chen Chichi didn't move at all. He lay in bed playing games and said, "sausage! I want to eat sausage!"

Luhani: "where are sausages?"

Chen Chichi said, "Tiezhu promised me!"

Li Tiezhu could only nod: "wait, you can eat at night."

The next thing became simple. The hand grinding coffee machine presented by the mushroom house was also used. It was handed to Chen Chichi who played the game. Li Tiezhu asked him to grind all kinds of spices and put them into a prepared bamboo bowl.

Chen Chichi: "what are you doing? I'm playing games! This makes me Xu Chu, a top meat outfit! And I'm a disabled person..."

Li Tiezhu grabbed the mobile phone and pressed Chen Chichi, who was ready to grab the mobile phone: "sorry, you are disabled now. It's worse than my last period. Your disability is your waist!"

Therefore, Chen Chichi can only grind spices and watch Li Tiezhu play his hero 1-13.

"No pepper! No pepper, no soul!"

In order to get back his mobile phone, Chen Chichi is also intelligent online.

Li Tiezhu returned his mobile phone to Chen Chichi: "there are wild pepper on the mountain. I'll pick it."

Li Tiezhu not only picked back the wild green pepper, but also picked a group of chicken fir with pleasant growth!

Chicken fir fungus is a fungus symbiotic with termites in nature. It only exists in the forests of southern provinces and cities such as Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan.

Chicken fir fungus has thick and fat meat, fine white texture, fresh, sweet and crisp taste. There are many ways to eat chicken fir. Whether fried, fried, pickled, fried, mixed, stewed, roasted, stewed, steamed or made soup, its taste is very fresh, which is the highest among bacteria.

Therefore, when Li Tiezhu found the chicken fir, a group of people turned over, which was much more delicious than pork.

Zheng Yanzi personally washed the chicken fir. Li Tiezhu dried the green pepper in the pot and threw it to Chen Chichi for grinding. Then he began to cut streaky pork and prepare to make sausage. At the same time, Qin Tao was washing pig intestines to prepare sausages, while Luhani squatted by the river under the guidance of Qin Tao and washed all kinds of pig viscera.

This noon meal, no doubt, must be a big meal.

Just after Li Tiezhu boiled the pig bone and just boiled the pig bone soup, the bitch sun Xixi came to the spicy chicken drumstick castle. Yes, he ordered takeout with the funds of the program group.

Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing? Shooter."

Sun Xixi said with a smile, "good thing! The program team will never provide you with any materials, but guests can, and sponsors can. No, we just talked about ten more sponsors, and they sponsored some things."

Li Tiezhu was overjoyed: "what do you have?"

Sun Xixi read to the card: "overlord kitchen and bathroom provides a bathroom, sheep provides four blankets, angel lighting provides 20 pairs of candles, Laoban electric appliance provides a kettle, white tower porcelain provides four sets of tableware, goldfish dragon provides five kilograms of soybeans, COFCO provides three kilograms of rice, Daoyun kitchen provides two chopping boards, and sun Shan fishing gear provides a set of fishing tools."

Li Tiezhu: "Why are there so many suddenly?"

Lying on the bamboo bed, Chen Chichi grinded chili noodles and said, "there must be conditions, right? And the conditions are very harsh! Ha ha! I knew! Any director group is a pervert!"