Chapter 481

The director waved and a group of staff came carrying bamboo poles. The bamboo pole is about one meter high, with a 20 cm square card on it. On the card, there are pictures of the corresponding items and names.

Sun Xixi drew a line on the ground outside the hospital. The staff took a tape measure to measure the distance from inserting a bamboo rod. The nearest offline is the chopping board, five meters away, and then insert a bamboo rod every other meter, including blankets, candles, tableware, soybeans, rice, fishing tackle, tableware, kettle and bathroom.

The bathroom is 14 meters away from the starting line and is almost inserted into the river.

Then, the staff brought five balls, from big to small, namely basketball, football, shot put, tennis and table tennis.

Sun Xixi: "each of you chooses a ball. Each of you has three chances. You can get the corresponding items by hitting which card."

Li Tiezhu: "I think you look like a ball. I want to screw your head off and kick it as a ball. One kick is accurate."

Sun Xixi sprawled on the ground: "come!"

Luhani lifted his trouser legs and said, "I'll serve this free kick."

He began to run up.

Sun Xixi was startled and bounced up and said, "forget it. My head is irregular and I'm afraid it will affect the accuracy. What, you choose the ball respectively."

In the courtyard, Chen Chichi, lying on the bamboo bed, said, "do disabled people want to choose? Is this program so unfriendly?"

Sun Xixi: "Oh, yes! Mr. Chen Chichi has a low back injury in this period, so he can only throw the ball lying down, otherwise it will be invalid."

Qin Tao: "is that too cruel?"

Zheng Yanzi said, "if I had a racket, I could hit all tennis, but I didn't have a racket."

"Carry me over! I want basketball and throw it into the program team to doubt life!"

Chen Chichi put down her cell phone and shouted.

Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and Luhani carried him out with his bed and handed him a basketball.

Chen Chichi held the ball and said, "what do you want?"

Li Tiezhu: "if there are conditions, of course, it is to get a bathroom."

Chen Chichi: "do you think I can throw so far on my stomach?"

Li Tiezhu said, "then watch it."

Chen Chichi accumulated his strength and threw the ball in the wrong position. Therefore, he didn't hit any of them. The second and third times still failed. He didn't even get the latest one.

After throwing it, Chen Chichi said with a embarrassed smile, "ha ha... It's good if I can throw it out. It's called disabled Zhijian."

Luhani said, "I think you are mentally disabled and physically strong. Can't you throw it on your back? That might be on time."

Chen Chichi: "well, I'm tired. Take me back and have a rest."

Nobody paid attention to him.

Next is Luhani. He chose football, run-up and kicked a low flat ball. Because the bamboo rod is not a straight line, it is not easy to aim.

Pop!

Yes! Five kilograms of soybeans.

Several people suddenly got up and clapped their hands to celebrate.

The second time, Luhani said, "director group, the ball you provided is not good. It's a little floating."

Sun Xidong dropped a shot put on the ground: "then I'll change it for you."

Luhani: so cruel

Chen chiequatoria: "deer, kick! How about a villa awarded to the program team?"

Luhani: "get out! You can't reward a community."

Li Tiezhu picked up the shot put: "Oh! Is it too heavy?"

Zheng Yanzi said, "how far can you throw a man's shot put with a weight of 14 and a half?"

Li Tiezhu said, "don't throw it away. I want the shot put! It's used to smash things."

Luhani kicked again and got the fishing tackle.

Next is Qin Tao. He chose table tennis. After all, tennis must be left to Zheng Yanzi, and he can't throw shot put.

Table tennis is more floating. I can't aim at it at all. I can only look at luck.

Qin Tao smashed the table tennis ball on Sun Xixi's face for the first time, 45 degrees from the target direction.

Sun Xi rubbed his face: "I doubt you did it on purpose."

Luhani laughed, took off his hair band and blindfolded Qin Tao: "Tao Zi, you'd better throw it blindfolded. Maybe you can be on time."

The second time, the third time, Qin Tao, blindfolded, miraculously hit the nearest brand, two chopping boards.

The staff took back the hit bamboo pole.

Chen Chichi's eyes were about to jump out: "what ghost? Sao pig was obviously thrown in the other direction... Ha ha, crazy!"

Luhani laughed crazy, too.

Qin Tao took off his hair band and put on a powerful look of our workers: "later, please call me blind Xia!"

Li Tiezhu: "good blind pig."

Zheng Yanzi: "good blind pig."

It's Li Tiezhu's turn. Zheng Yanzi helped him correct the action and force method of throwing shot put. After all, the shot put is too heavy and the posture is wrong. It's really easy to get hurt.

This is really difficult. Now the nearest bamboo pole is six meters away. Although Li Tiezhu is in good health, he is not professional. The distance of throwing shot put is just over ten meters.

Key, those cards are one meter high from the ground.

It would be nice to throw at a distance, not to mention aiming.

Therefore, Li Tiezhu chose the nearest bamboo pole. Only when he had spare strength could he have the Kung Fu to aim. The two throws were worse.

The third time, Li Tiezhu was lucky and won four blankets.

Now, no one dares to mention the bathroom. It's really too far away.

Finally, it was Zheng Yanzi's turn. She threw a tennis ball.

Li Tiezhu: "are you sure?"

Zheng Yanzi: "if I'm a baseball player, it's absolutely no problem, but I'm a tennis player. How can I be sure?"

"Wait, I'll make you a racket."

With that, Li Tiezhu turned and ran into the yard.

Zheng Yanzi: "director! Pause."

Sun Xixi doesn't mind. Just pause. Can this condition really make a tennis racket? Are you kidding?

Luhani took Zheng Yanzi's tennis ball and tried to throw it a few times. It was very difficult.

After a while, Li Tiezhu came back and mysteriously took out his homemade tennis racket from behind: "Dangdang!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Chen Chichi fell from the bamboo bed laughing and continued to roll on the ground.

Luhani squatted on the ground with a smile and wiped his tears.

The people in the director group also laughed. Zheng Yanzi covered her face with a smile. Only Qin Tao had a loveless expression on his face and stopped talking.

I saw that the bamboo strip of Li Tiezhu was pulled in a ring, both ends closed, and tied with thin bamboo strips to make a hand-held handle. This thing is very much like what rural children hang up spider webs to catch butterflies and birds. But what's more unique is the net surface. It's a very tight four legged pants. It's yellow. There's a picachu pattern on it. Yes, it's Qin Tao's four legged pants.

Barrage:

"I'm stupid!"

"If the walls are not satisfied, I will obey you..."

"Li Tiezhu: my damn hands-on ability."

"Are the boxers serious?"

"My God, Li Tiezhu is not a fool."

"Whose underwear? Pikachu!"

"Are you serious?

Li Tiezhu was very proud: "Xiong Er, try to weigh your hand."

Zheng Yanzi didn't answer and stepped back: "you... Bah! I don't use Qin Tao's underwear as a racket."

Qin Tao: "Li Tiezhu, are you special... No, Xiong Er, how do you know this is mine, not Li Tiezhu's?"

Zheng Yanzi was also fierce: "his ass is not so big."

Qin Tao: "

Chen Chichi, who had just breathed out, hugged his head and laughed with Luhani. The French Open champion, playing with his underwear racket?

Li Tiezhu said, "the net surface is bigger, so it's easy to hit the ball. Take it, take it..."

"I won't take it!"

"Take it."

"Get out!"

"It's clean. I didn't pick it off just now. Don't you believe you smell it?"

"Smell your uncle..."

"Think about the bathroom. Do you want to run more than 100 meters to the bathroom every time?"

"Er..."

"Do you want the female guests coming in the future to run more than 100 meters to the bathroom? Our conditions are difficult, in case of diarrhea..."

"Stop talking!"

Finally, Zheng Yanzi rolled her eyes and took the exquisite tennis racket.

Li Tiezhu: "Xiong Er, you are the hope of the whole village now! Practice your accuracy first, and I'll pick up the ball for you."

Zheng Yanzi waved her racket and was speechless to the extreme. However, life still needs to continue. Then come on.

I played a few balls towards the fence of the yard, which was surprisingly good. Although the hitting strength was much weaker than the real racket, if I was used to it, I was still so easy.

"OK! Let's start!"

Zheng Yanzi looked serious, threw the ball up, took off gently and waved it vigorously.

Boom!

The tennis ball flew out and drew a beautiful curve.

Pop.

The farthest toilet card was hit.

"Wow! Is that too accurate?"

"Shit..."

"Worthy of being the champion of the French Open!"

"Handsome fried!"

"Underwear racket match high, iron pillar good."

"This is precision guidance!"

The other four yelled, as if they had won the lottery.

Zheng Yanzi is still calm, as if standing on the final court, maintaining a unique service rhythm. She holds the ball in her left hand, wipes the sweat on her forehead with the back of her hand, lifts her left and right ear hair behind her ears, takes a look at the target, throws the ball, takes off and swings the racket.

Pop.

Boil the kettle!

Luhani: "hahaha, sun Xixi's face is green. Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Chen Chichi said, "Yanzi is a walking department store."

Zheng Yanzi was confident and turned to Li Tiezhu: "what else do you want? Tableware?"

I'll fight whatever you want.

Li Tiezhu was always excited and said, "the meal is useless. Make it yourself. Take the staple food! Rice!"

“OK！”

Zheng Yanzi hit the ball again and hit the target without accident.

Three kilograms of rice.

Several people were so high that they jumped together to celebrate the harvest.

Finally, Qin Tao raised his racket and said, "I don't want my pants! Keep this racket and we'll give it up!"

Zheng Yanzi: "are you disgusting?"

Qin Tao said solemnly, "no! It is sacred and symbolizes our unity, struggle and sincere cooperation. The racket is made of iron pillars, the pants are worn by me, and the racket is used by you. Everyone has made a contribution. How rare!"

Chen Chichi doesn't think it's too big to watch the excitement: "I think Taozi's words are all right! Put it up and hang it in the most prominent position in the living room."

Then, when the director team brought the prizes we won.

All five people were silly and their smiles froze on their faces.

PS：

I'm not feeling well today and I have a little diarrhea, so I don't think so. It's normal for the third watch. I'll add more tomorrow. thank you!