Chapter 492

Stir fry butter, vegetable oil, ginger, garlic and bean paste until fragrant, add dried pepper, dried pepper, Douchi and various spices, throw a rock sugar, a little soy sauce, a little soy sauce, a little vinegar, stir fry the washed crayfish, and then add beer... There is no beer. Unfortunately, we can only cook with water.

Cook for ten minutes, and then come out of the pot. The aroma is overflowing, spicy and refreshing.

The sun was about to set, and six people sat around in the shed peeling crayfish. It was very comfortable.

Li Tiezhu put four rosin torches around the shed and lit two candles inside.

Yi Xing: "when will the mobile phone be returned? The program team has confiscated it for a day. It's very insecure!"

Qin Tao said, "return it after dinner. If there is an emergency call and news, your assistant will come to you with your mobile phone."

He Ling asked, "there is no electricity here. What do you do at night? Just look at your mobile phone?"

Zheng Yanzi ate a small bowl of hot and sour powder cooked by Li Tiezhu: "play mahjong! Xiong Da made a pair of mahjong with bamboo. In the evening, the six of US fought a bloody battle!"

More than four kilograms of shrimp balls, Leng was finished by six people, exactly five people.

Zheng Yanzi only ate a few symbolically, and then silently ate boiled chicken breast. Even in this environment, her physical state did not deteriorate.

Therefore, she also wants to make the tractor a self-discipline donkey, which belongs to the ardent expectation of the old mother.

"Yao chicken!"

"Touch!"

"Touch again?"

"Four, do you touch?"

"No, I don't!"

"Nine?"

"Hu, three times."

Zheng Yanzi's card skills are first-class. Yi Xing, who sits next to him, lost tragically, but others are very happy. Fortunately, Yi Xing's teacher is good at lighting guns and doesn't give Zheng Yanzi the chance to touch herself. Dead friends don't die.

Mahjong is made of bamboo. It is very rough and small. It is only as big as nougat, but it doesn't affect everyone's enthusiasm to play cards.

Zheng Yanzi with Hu's card began to brush her mobile phone. Songzhuer's psycho harassed her again.

"Two cakes. Eh? Mr. Huang, is this gambling?"

He Ling asked.

Huang Sanshi touched a card and said, "how can playing mahjong in Xichuan be called gambling? It's called doing as the Romans do! Feel the traditional culture of Xichuan people. Right? Iron pillar? Six cylinders."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "of course! Everyone knows that our program is not very popular at home, but it is very popular abroad. We call it showing foreigners the charm of our quintessence. Five."

Qin Tao: "Hu! All foreign friends in front of the TV, log in to Sanda Bu slip, order mahjong and Kang Mu, and learn how to play mahjong! It is recommended to learn the seven card bloody battle playing method in southern Sichuan, which is the simplest. Mahjong is actually a necessary artifact for home travel and friends gathering!"

Zheng Yanzi: "so, where can I buy mahjong?"

Qin Tao: "that's a good question. On the website just now, you can not only learn playing methods, but also buy Mahjong Online!"

Yes, this paragraph is an embedded advertisement of a website. It is only once, which is specially used to make foreigners' money. In addition to the oral broadcast, the website is also displayed at the bottom of the screen.

Barrage:

"Sleeping trough! This implant caught me off guard."

"What's special about God? It's a necessary artifact..."

"A good French Open champion, Leng was led off by Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao."

"It has become a supporting city."

"How do you know that Yanzi has been biased? Their classmates have been biased for three years. Who is not sure."

"It should be the same smell that makes the relationship so good."

The next day, Li Tiezhu and others carried a bamboo cover to cover a lot of fish. Zheng Yanzi fed the tractor with the crayfish shell left over from last night. The donkey was almost too hot to die on the spot.

Just when Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi made tofu milk, the airdrop came again, which was sent by Peng Yuchang who didn't come to the program.

Huang Sanshi and he Ling answered the video call. Zheng Yanzi and Yi Xing went to get the airdrop. Peng Yuchang had hung up when they got it back. Otherwise, Zheng Yanzi had to scold him. What luck!

In addition to a little ginger and pepper, the rest is sorghum, a full 15 kilograms.

Huang Sanshi: "well, the next guests can have sorghum rice."

He Ling: "the next issue is metamorphosis..."

Li Tiezhu said, "don't eat sorghum rice, astringent throat. Next season, we start with sorghum brewing bar! It can make four or five kilograms of Baijiu."

When seeing this, Odin lit another Oriental cigar with a bright light in his eyes: "are you finally going to make wine? Hum! Since you sincerely popularize science, I'll try my best to learn..."

In addition, Li Tiezhu found two round stones by the river and hit a stone mill with a chisel.

The stone mill is not big, with a diameter of more than 30 cm. It is only the size of a washbasin, but it is enough.

The donkey didn't get the chance to pull the mill. The stone mill was installed next to the waterwheel by the river. The power connecting rod can be switched between the coffee machine and the stone mill. The stone mill is used for more grinding, and the coffee machine is used for less and fine grinding.

And others cooperated to make ginger and pepper, and... Dried salted fish.

In the afternoon, at the end of the program, three primitive people and three mushrooms sat in the arbor and drank milk tea.

He Ling said, "iron pillar, I'm afraid your house yard and resources will surpass the mushroom house in a few more phases. How do I feel that this place is so suitable for recording mushroom houses?"

Yi Xing: "I like it here, too."

Huang Sanshi said, "come on, you three. It's called primitive people planting trees and enjoying the cool in the mushroom house! Hahaha! Where they build, our future programs will follow, without spending a penny. They can also make more bacon, sausage, salted fish and so on. We'll eat it directly when we come, hahaha..."

Of course, this is a joke. After all, it is still two independent programs.

Li Tiezhu didn't stir fry the hot pot bottom from beginning to end, but carefully preserved those seasonings, because now the ingredients are too scarce, and it's meaningless to stir fry them.

Is it... Hot pot cooked bacon?

This program is also over. Huang Sanshi takes three sausages and he Ling takes a packet of fern root powder. Yi Xing is the most honest. Sorry to ask for something, Li Tiezhu gave him a piece of bacon directly.

After all, Yi Xing made the greatest contribution. It brought donkeys.

Also from this issue, the primitive tribe formed new rules, and each issue will give guests a little gift.

Big wa Odin watched the program with the attitude of online class. After the program, he went back and paused the picture of Li Tiezhu's stone grinding texture and took a screenshot.

After the destruction of the world, computers are naturally useless.

Therefore, Odin carefully traced it in his notebook. He did this by first placing the computer monitor flat, and then tracing it stroke by stroke with a page of paper covered on the monitor.

"These textures are really beautiful, and each stroke emits the brilliance of wisdom!"

Odin couldn't help admiring.

This is an eight Zone stone mill. A circular hole is made from the center of the stone mill as the axis. The circular stone mill is divided into eight sectors by eight linear stripes, and then parallel lines are chiseled along the cutting line. These tooth lines are on the upper and lower grinding discs, and the direction should be consistent.

The direction of the tooth pattern arrangement and the oblique direction of the inlet determine whether the stone mill rotates clockwise or counterclockwise.

Amazing technology and wisdom!

In fact, there are stone mills in the West. Although they are different from the East, they are equally effective, but Odin doesn't understand this knowledge.

After half a month, the program recorded two more episodes.

Last night, the primitive family finished the brewing process, raised several ducks, tamped the yard, beautified the interior, and reclaimed several vegetable fields.

And the best thing is

Li Tiezhu caught a few rabbits in his trap, ate two, and raised the remaining four.

In late August, Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, accompanied by Zhang Xiaomeng's team, boarded the plane to milijian.

They were going to participate in a live interview program on American International Television. The original plan was to go before the Fark primitive man was broadcast in the United States. As a result, the TV station's own schedule was not able to be scheduled, so it was a few weeks late.

This is an American flight. Qin Tao, who had already prepared paper towels to see the American stewardess, almost threw up. The "stewardess" on the flight are black and strong, with big arms and round waist. They are old enough to be Qin Tao's mother.

Fourteen hours later, the plane landed in the international metropolis.

The tired party yawned out of the airport and was frightened.

Dozens of media flocked to interview Li Tiezhu. Hundreds of ordinary people gathered outside the airport and welcomed them with various signs. Many airport security guards were maintaining order.

What the hell?

What we do is only make complaints about the domestic ratings. But why are they different?

Zheng Yanzi's English is very good. After understanding the demands of the media, she discussed with Zhang Xiaomeng and felt that she would act as an interpreter for a short interview.

The reporter asked Zheng Yanzi, "why did you give up Wimbledon and record this program? Do you want to turn to the entertainment industry in the future?"

Zheng Yanzi: "no, I just haven't trained in the grass field. There will be opportunities in the future."

"Aenpera Lee, as far as I know, the primitive man program was founded by your company. Why? Why did you think of doing such a program? After all, the ratings of this program in your country are not too high."

"We overestimated ourselves! We thought there would be a fire, but we were beaten in the face. Fortunately, some friends like it."

"You are very popular in the West. Have you considered coming to Hollywood?"

"If Hollywood has learned Chinese both in front of and behind the stage, I will consider it, otherwise they will feel inferior if they can't understand me."

"Haven't you considered learning English?"

"Ah! I haven't thought about it."

"I heard that you plan to build your own fashion brand? Can you tell me?"

"It's not fashionable. The brand is called 'primitive man'. It sells some natural things, such as straw sandals, coir raincoats, hats, straw hats, bamboo chairs and linen Tang clothes. It's still in preparation and hasn't opened yet."

"Excuse me..."

At this time, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd not far away. A bald man with beard rushed out, turned his back towards Li Tiezhu and took off his pants. His movements were so skillful that he showed half of his ass in the blink of an eye and slapped:

"Hey! Lee, hey, moodin, can you sign for me? On my full hips! Kang Mu Ang's North nose!"