Chapter 493

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Odin patted his dark buttocks twice more and winked at Li Tiezhu. He looked like you were ready.

Li Tiezhu... Stupid!

Qin Tao was frightened. Zheng Yanzi was not shy and pushed Li Tiezhu to sign for him.

Fortunately, the security guard responded quickly and directly carried the exhibitionist away. Even if he was taken away, the old bitch named Odin was still shouting:

"Li! Ouch, ouch ~ I like your program. You are the only light in our hearts! Brothers! Say hello to our 'doomsday light'!"

Therefore, dozens of humanoid creatures with different shapes shouted in unison:

"Believe in the light! Aenpera Lee will lead us through the darkness to a bright tomorrow! Hula -"

This is not a serious gang.

Not only the Chinese program team was stupid, but also the reporters were stupid. They turned the camera to shoot, and hundreds of other people who also welcomed Li Tiezhu and his party were also stupid. They looked at dozens of Mavericks with fags' eyes

There seems to be something strange among our fans!

In fact, the flights of Li Tiezhu and others have not been announced. The outside world only knows that it is this day. Therefore, the hundreds of people on the scene are no small matter. They are likely to have been waiting here since the early morning.

Even in China, Li Tiezhu has never received such a grand treatment, because he never spends money to hire someone to pick up the plane.

While the reporter was shooting to pick up the fans, Zheng Yanzi smiled and translated the meaning of the sign held by those people to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was embarrassed.

"Oriental Mike?"

"Your one eyelid squint is very sexy! I really want to have a shot with you."

"Your song intoxicates me!"

"The best living composer in the world."

"Music elves from the Far East!"

"The chosen son of fashion."

"Welcome to the pheasant, my prince!"

"Hey, um, cam! The soul of the red child chasing dreams! (welcome, chasing dreams, the heart of a red child)"

"I can't help but want to dig Mike out and sing with you..."

Li Tiezhu quietly Mimi said: "are these people mentally retarded? No wonder there are not too many people who like me at home, but there are a lot of people abroad. For many years... I have no IQ generation gap with them. They think I am kind. It must be so."

Zheng Yanzi said, "I agree!"

Qin Tao said, "eh? Is there anyone who welcomes me?"

Zheng Yanzi said, "yes! There are three brands. One is' welcome sow care master ', the other is a painted pig head, and the other is' wave! I want to hear you talk about the talk show'. How do you feel?"

Qin Tao: "hammer talk show, Laozi, this is called crosstalk, high-level language art!"

After that, the airport expressed the hope that Li Tiezhu would sign for the fans first and persuade the fans to leave. Li Tiezhu also agreed. After all, there are too many people and chaos, which is prone to safety accidents.

Li Tiezhu signed for a small number of fans. When they signed for a white child, the child said, "Li! Do you really eat cat meat?"

The atmosphere was suddenly embarrassed.

Li Tiezhu was very calm. He asked Zheng Yanzi to translate for him and said, "we don't eat cat meat. No one in China eats cat meat. This is a rumor. No matter who told you this, you can't trust him anymore! Why do you like me?"

The child said, "my sister likes your songs, but I like everything you do in the wild. It's cool!"

Li Tiezhu said, "including killing pigs?"

Child: "of course! I'm very excited. You can do anything."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm afraid pigs don't think so! Pigs are also life. Why should they be eaten? You Americans also eat pork. Have you considered the feelings of pigs?"

Child: "pigs should be eaten!"

Li Tiezhu: "what about cattle? China has banned eating beef for thousands of years, because cattle are a member of the family, but why are you so cruel when you eat beef?"

Child: "love dongte..."

Li Tiezhu: "Dogs are so cute, but we eat dogs. I've eaten them many times. Are you afraid? Do you know that you Westerners eat goose liver? Deliberately develop geese into fatty liver, a serious disease, and then eat their liver. Caviar and snails... Oriental people feel disgusted. Son, I won't whisper to you because you are my fan. You need trees Establish good values. What you don't understand doesn't mean wrong, and what you're used to may not be right. "

The child was speechless. The child's sister smiled apologetically and said, "sorry, Tony didn't mean to offend you. He's still young."

Li Tiezhu also signed her name and said, "it's because he's still young that I tell him this. When I grow up, it's not necessary. For example, if I tell you that the Chinese love peace now, you must think I'm just looking for an excuse to soak you, right?"

The child's sister looks dull. What's the situation?

Li Tiezhu left and continued to sign for his fans. He was never articulate, but the passive skills in the system went wild again.

After simply signing the name, the fans gradually dispersed under the persuasion of Li Tiezhu and the drive of security guards, but... The media gathered again. Moreover, after Li Tiezhu "frightened" the children just now, the reporters' questions became more acute.

After all, not all the media who come to interview are pro Li Tiezhu. Most of them want to see him make an embarrassment or find a way to make him make an embarrassment.

"Li, is your program aimed at spreading Chinese culture to the world and invading other countries?"

"Are you a newspaper? I really can't imagine a newspaper reporter asking such a stupid question. Yes, you can report me without changing a word. If there is no Chinese culture, your newspaper doesn't exist, what else do you do as a reporter? Is your news printed on tree leaves or sheepskin scrolls? Please remember that paper is the invention of China and movable type printing."

"Ian perra, do you have any different feelings after you came to the United States? I mean within this airport."

"There are thousands of feelings. Why is your international airport so dilapidated? Why is your food and drink so hard to swallow? Why are your flight attendants so ugly and their service attitude so poor? Why can you reporters block me without paying?"

"Aha! Funny Oriental humor... Break the taste. Why can a male star like you be popular in China?"

"It's very reliable and can be a total bucket. Why can't I be a star?"

"Oh, Virgin Mary! I like the way you speak. You are not Chinese at all. You are as Frank as Americans."

"That's your prejudice. The Chinese have always been so straightforward."

"Really? Can you tell me who the American star you hate most?"

"Very reliable."

"Wow! Broken fitter! Why do you hate Mr. bucket?"

"His hairstyle... It's hard to say. It's like a piece of shit."

"Mister Lee, do you like American girls? I mean Blonde white beauties, they are sexy..."

"I don't like women with body odor."

"Perfume..."

"The body hair is also very long. The freckles on his face make him fat into a bucket waist after he is thirty..."

"You offended many American girls like this!"

"Don't you like my frankness? I don't think the girls who are not hypocritical will mind me telling the truth? After all, the girls in damilijian are independent and strong and won't be brainwashed by the media like you."

"Last question, Li, do you think there is anything in the United States that you Chinese don't have? You can say a few more."

"Say as much as you like?"

"Yes."

"OK! First of all, tramps, we haven't seen them in China for many years. Second, we don't have guns. After all, free Millie fights every day. Finally, there is no racial discrimination in our country. In my country, ethnic minorities are always the object of preferential treatment, not the opposite. Because there is a saying in China that" rare things are precious ", this ethnic minority bag Including crooked nuts. "

Li Tiezhu's firepower was fully opened and a fierce meal was output.

Finally, with the intervention of Zhang Xiaomeng, the interview ended because he felt that Li Tiezhu had gone too far and might stimulate the mood of the American people.

After leaving the airport, Zhang Xiaomeng took everyone to the five-star hotel where they stayed, and then painstakingly said to Li Tiezhu:

"Iron pillar! Uncle Li! I beg you. Just say a few nonsense in China. This is the United States. Pay attention and convergence, okay?"

Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "I'm not afraid in China. I'm still counselled when I come to the American territory?"

Zhang Xiaomeng was speechless.

Li Tiezhu added, "can I follow those banana people and find that the air in the United States is sweeter than that in China when I get off the plane? It's full of sweet blood?"

Zhang Xiaomeng: "that's not what I meant. I just said there was no need to jump into a dispute..."

Li Tiezhu: "then you're wrong. You just want to make things happen! Otherwise, how can you be angry? Have you forgotten how I became popular? I'm not afraid to cause controversy when I eat popsicles in the audition, tie makeup artists in the competition, and sing the Royal engine in the national competition. That's a good thing, brother Meng!"

Zhang Xiaomeng: "er..."

Li Tiezhu said, "besides, we represent our own country when we go out of the country. Can we bow our heads and admit counsellors? Fuck! I like what I like and fuck what I don't like! I'm not rare."

Zheng Yanzi said: "yes! I'm afraid of their farts. Even if we are careful, the American media will still add fuel and vinegar. Brother Meng, are you professional or not? I'm hacked by the media every year. You don't know. People say I'm on drugs every year. Shit! I also say Xiaowei is transgender!"

Qin Tao said, "that's not what I said. I'm afraid extreme Americans will shoot us with guns."

Zhang Xiaomeng said, "yes!"

Li Tiezhu was very hard: "yes, hammer, yes! Do you know how low the shooting accuracy of ordinary people is? Let me tell you, as long as I find a good terrain, I can kill three or four. I learned from Wu Jing. I've been practicing shooting recently..."

Qin Tao said angrily, "what if... What if another 100 people take off their pants and show their ass at you?"

Li Tiezhu immediately panicked: "this, this..."