(for once & amp; Canghai Jiageng 7 / 10)
On the stage of carrying essence, Li Tiezhu should be the most advanced. After all, he is not fighting alone. He relies on systematic passive skills.
Liu Mei finally stopped talking, but she still didn't recognize Li Tiezhu's opinion.
Li Tiezhu added: "moreover, to put it mildly, Zhou Erkang, Su Lihui and you didn't say anything about their own works because you don't think it's necessary to say it? Do you think everyone must know? Brother Zhang Tang is the same. I don't understand who doesn't know his works? But if you don't know meteor shower, you can't know Binbin to eat, and you can't help but know Zhan long 2 Right? He wants to say that his representative works belong to showing off! Therefore, I think brother Tang has no problem. "
Liu Mei: "Hey, Li Tiezhu, do you think I ask too much?"
Li Tiezhu: "yes! You don't like TV dramas and songs mainly from young people. You don't know whether it's true or false if you just tell you a name. For example, I have a masterpiece called old driver takes me. Guess it's true or false?"
Liu Mei was speechless: "is it a song?"
Meng Zuoyi immediately sang: "the old driver takes me, I'm going to Kunming..."
In fact, the person set up for her by her company is a little biased towards songzhuer and very neurotic, mainly because her own personality is not pleasant.
The others laughed suddenly, and the atmosphere recovered strangely.
Li Tiezhu said again, "for example, Aunt Liu Mei, what about your masterpiece? Let me tell you for you, that guy, that battle... Gongs, drums, firecrackers, red flags, mountains and people..."
Liu Mei covered her face: "stop it! You dead child!"
You see, I'm ashamed and let others say.
Everyone's laughter is even more presumptuous. When the strong in a group are ridiculed, others can always relax.
Li Tiezhu also said: "so, in fact, I like brother Tang very much, because he is very cool, that kind of cool that doesn't make public, cool outside and cool inside."
Zhang Tang couldn't help laughing, just like everyone else.
Li Tiezhu: "why should an artist's work be said by himself? Shouldn't it be familiar to others and jump out directly? It's like the sound of gongs, drums and firecrackers, right? Aunt Liu Mei! Therefore, it's not cool to say that he represents his work! We should introduce ourselves and let others say his work."
"Good!"
"That's a great idea."
"Totally agree."
Others think this way is easier and not too embarrassing.
Barrage:
"Serious brother is not afraid of offending people. He's handsome."
"I don't think there's anything wrong with brother Tang."
"Sister Mei may not deliberately find fault, but she obviously doesn't understand the psychology of poor students."
"Is Neiku OK?"
"Make complaints about the chief is the most reliable."
"Unfortunately, the iron pillar can't stay permanently."
"Why not stay there? If he make complaints about each period, it will be very interesting."
"He's going to make a new movie."
The self introduction went on very smoothly.
After that, the program team finally announced the direction and rules of the program. In short, there were no rules. The residents of Taohuawu raised money and what they wanted to do. In a word, there are no fixed scripts except those that are full of loopholes at the beginning. This is an open variety, which is more open than primitive people.
When they were primitive people, at least Li Tiezhu's goal was clear, that is, to create a livable rural apartment.
And here? There is no shortage of anything, even high-grade.
So it was time to test the dock master.
Dock master Chen San began to scratch his head with his notebook and said, "I think so. There will be four things to solve. The first is self introduction, which has been completed. The second is how much money to pay, how to manage the third money, and how to eat dinner. I think these four things..."
Su Lihui interrupted, "I want to ask one thing first. What about water? Do we have to buy it ourselves?"
Chen San: "what opinions can we put forward in our life? I'll collect them first..."
Zhang Tang: "in fact, I have a suggestion. Dock master, what water and food are small things. I think we should first reach a consensus on what we are going to do, right?"
Chen San: "OK! This problem may take a long time to discuss. Let's talk about our ideal..."
Su bazha: "never start the discussion first. Everyone's ideas must be different."
Li Qinxue: "every time we have a speech, we will change the topic."
Zhou you smiled and covered his face. That's right.
Meng Zoyi said, "I think we should pay first?"
Liu Mei: "let me ask first. What are we paying for?"
When it comes to money, everyone is eager to talk. Zhou Erkang tries to separate personal life from public funds, but under the siege of girls such as Su bazha, he resolutely chooses to shut up, and the views of girls are also different.
Liu Mei: "our first point is that we are not a survival program, and the proportion of life is not so large..."
Su bazha: "I don't agree. I think we can talk about ideals only when we guarantee life. Can we always eat?"
Su Lihui: "we are here to build Taohua dock. It needs money, not our life."
The debate began to turn white hot. Moreover, girls were talking, and boys stopped talking, especially Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang. Smart men knew that it was appropriate to shut up.
At this time, dock master Chen San was stunned.
"Hehe, hehe..."
Li Tiezhu suddenly laughed. It was a mob. His voice pressed down all the people with good reasons, and he fought for strength.
He smiled very happily, his voice was not loud, but his range of action was not small.
In fact, he wanted to laugh for a long time. He couldn't bear it from the fake smile when these guys met for the first time to the selection of dock master. At this time, he couldn't bear looking at Chen San's silly face.
Meng Zuoyi squinted at Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, what are you laughing at? Do you think we're all wrong?"
Li Tiezhu covered his stomach and smiled: "hehe goose... Don't you think the dock master is like... Like an ignorant duck?"
Meng Zoyi looked at Chen San and burst out laughing.
The others laughed, too.
Chen San glanced and shook his head.
Li Tiezhu said, "as I said, you are the experimental object!"
When the program was broadcast here, the barrage was particularly happy:
"It's really a lot of demons. It's too difficult for the dock master."
"Who made him want to be the dock master? Su bazha wanted to be the dock master so much that he wanted to be the dock master."
"Everyone is the same."
"Tiezhu is right. The dock master is the experimental object."
"Don't you think the dock master really looks like a duck?"
"If it were Li Tiezhu's own program, he would not watch it like this."
"If you don't make up your mind, use wise learning! Just like Huang Daming is arbitrary."
"Yes, as long as you don't encounter goods like Li Tiezhu, it's not a big problem to make decisions alone."
"You see, Zhang Tang and Zhou Erkang are going crazy!"
"I'd be crazy for me."
Chen San was not convinced and asked, "how do you think this should be decided?"
Li Tiezhu: "it has nothing to do with me. It's mainly because you're too soft, like mud. Whoever pinches it will deform. If it's brother Tang, no one can pinch the straight man of steel."
Zhang Tang: "I envy you, brother."
Li Tiezhu's identity is particularly detached. He can enjoy the farce here, but unlike him, he can only feel pain, a pain that others write one plus one equals three in front of you.
Over there, the girls continued to argue. Li Tiezhu's smile was just an episode.
Meng Zuoyi: "I suggest that we play this program!"
Liu Mei: "just play games! I think it's OK. Happiness is the most important."
Zhou waved his little hand again: "Yeah! I like playing games. Happy!"
Other girls were also happy. Even Su bazha agreed: "delicious, good to drink and fun. This is the ideal life. Great!"
Liu Mei: "our program is a suburban tour group!"
Zhang Tang looked at Li Tiezhu. They also laughed. This is outrageous!
Zhou Erkang also wanted to struggle: "Hey, hey?"
However, the girls' Carnival screams overwhelmed his voice, or pretended not to hear and ignored him.
Zhou Erkang grabbed his hand and smiled desperately at Li Tiezhu and Zhang Tang: "Hey, it's lively enough! Don't you two plan to talk?"
Zhang Tang shook his head. Why?
Li Tiezhu let it go. It's none of my business. I've never seen such a chaotic and wonderful program. It's interesting. I watched music at the recording site. After cutting it out, it should be very interesting, but I'm afraid there will be no less criticism.
Zhou Erkang looked at the dock master: "Da Da duck, what about you?"
Chen San: "reachable, reachable..."
Guo Dalin: "the dock master has been elevated. Let me tell you, hahaha..."
Chen San can only smile helplessly.
At this time, President Su Basha waved with a big hand: "structural problems should be shelved first. Let's do this. Everyone should pay the board expenses first."
Li Qinxue: "yes, pay the board fee."
Several others also seconded.
Finally, Liu Mei made a decision: "one person should pay 650 first."
It can be seen that Su Lihui showed a surprised expression. Obviously, she disagreed with this figure, but she didn't speak.
Su bazha: "six hundred and five is really not enough, one day."
Liu Mei: "why?"
"Wow! You don't drink milk in the morning? You don't eat eggs in the morning? We need to eat better. I can't eat such bad food," said Sue Bassa with an expression when talking to the mentally retarded
Liu Mei was so angry that she stood up, sighed heavily and walked to Su Lihui.
Su Lihui: "we'll have a meeting when it's not enough!"
So it was settled.
Dock master Chen Sanxiao became a vague duck. He had no sense of participation and became a meeting record.
On the other hand, Li Tiezhu, Zhang Tang and Zhou Erkang shrunk in the corner and laughed all the time. They felt that they were not coming to do the program task, but to participate in the self funded tour group, of which Li Tiezhu laughed the loudest.
Zhang Tang: "very good, no investment, just pay the board fee."
Zhou Erkang: "isn't it bad? No, Tiezhu, you have to say something. You have to say something."
Li Tiezhu: "I like to watch them make noise, don't say."
Zhou Erkang: "uncle, please. Now it's up to you to punish them."
Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "have you done all your sisters?" then I make complaints about it. This is my duty.
"OK! You say."
"Pay attention to your attitude."
"Be gentle."
Hey, sisters. You're welcome to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu said, "it's very simple. If you want to manage food and drink, you won't want to invest the same amount of money in the reconstruction project in the future. It's easy to say. What I don't understand is that the food of 650 yuan a day is not enough. Aunt subazha, what's your ideal food plan?"