Chapter 544

Li Tiezhu's antagonism has a great characteristic, that is, he is serious and peaceful, even with a little taste of humility. It is very emotional for the audience, and he is very angry for the people who are antagonized, but he can't tear his face.

Su bazha was very angry, but still kept smiling: "Li Tiezhu, I can't answer this question, because my recipes are different every day and are carefully designed by a professional team. However, I can say one thing, that is, my program, my activities, the food standard of all artists is no less than 1511 days, and the staff is between 500 and 800."

Liu Mei smiled with Su Lihui in her arms, a little gloating.

Li Tiezhu didn't rush to refute, but looked at other artists, some smiled bitterly, some nodded, but most of them bowed their heads and pretended to be dead.

"You are also the top class in the variety industry. What is the standard of food expenses when you go to the variety show?" she added

Li Tiezhu said: "This thing is divided into two aspects. First, I know that the living standard of high school students is about 50 or 60 a day, which is considered rich. In fact, most ordinary people I know are lower than this standard. They can eat enough and have enough nutrition. I know a girl who plays tennis. She is one of the richest high school students I have ever seen. The daily living expenses and nutrition expenses are about 150 And often buy me milk tea. "

Su bazha: "you said it was an ordinary person..."

Li Tiezhu: "the tennis player's name is Zheng Yanzi, the French Open women's singles champion this year. She said you invited her to bazaar night this year, but she wasn't free."

Su bazha: "

Liu Mei: "when I first came to Kyoto, I lived on 80 cents a day."

Li Tiezhu added: "But the second aspect... When I went to the variety show, except for the primitive people who cooked by themselves and the mushroom house, the food cost was basically not less than 1500 yuan a day, which was written into the contract. The best even reached the standard of 2500. Therefore, from this point of view, aunt Su bazha is used to nature, but the audience can't understand your point of view, I said on behalf of you Make it clear so as not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings. "

The barrage reacted strongly in this area:

"Is this dragon meat? Six hundred and five is not enough."

"Sue Bassa looks disgusting."

"I'm so annoyed with the old woman."

"The cost of living a month is four times my salary. It's really rich and arrogant."

"Is the food standard of artists so high? Doesn't it mean eating boxed lunch?"

"It seems that the sun photos of stars are not credible."

"That's an ordinary person, ha ha... She's a man?"

"Zheng Yanzi is only 150."

"I have two bags of instant noodles every day. Don't I deserve to be a person?"

"What Tiezhu said is true? Is he fifteen?"

"What the hell is going on?"

"The entertainment industry is really unspeakable, and iron pillars are extravagant. Ha ha!"

"Other artists like this, Li Tiezhu can't be special?"

Supasha was surprised to find that Tiezhu seemed to be a friendly army, and her attitude was a lot kinder: "Oh, I said 650 a day is not enough? We are now lower than the average level of artists."

This belongs to robber logic.

Li Tiezhu is not used to it either: "There's a difference! You cook your own food here, and you buy the finished products at 1500 in the program group. Except for labor and freight, most of them pay IQ tax. Have you eaten the meals at 1500? What? The cost is at most 20, no more. The reason is very simple. The meals are sold by the" relatives "of the program group or TV station! For example, designated by a TV station Assistance package! In other programs, I dare not say, but this program has no problem. "

Guo Dalin came out again and said, "yes! This is a penguin program. You are the first brother of penguin. You can say anything."

Indeed, this is also the reason. In other programs, although Li Tiezhu hates people, he will not shake out the dark scenes and fishiness behind him. There is still a difference between offending people and killing their parents.

"Well, six hundred and five... Enough?" said Sue Basha carefully

Li Tiezhu also had a headache: "let me tell you, native eggs cost two yuan each, but they are still big. Milk costs five yuan a bottle, which is very fresh. If you want to consider organic, pure natural and brand, uncle Zhou?"

Zhou Erkang then said, "organic soil eggs can be three pieces at most, double yellow eggs."

Su bazha: "is it so cheap? Don't lie to me. I often cook. I cook very well. My aunt buys the best eggs, one in twenty..."

Some people have laughed, snickering.

Meng Zoyi suddenly said to Su bazha, "Hey, aunt, do you still lack a nanny?"

Su bazha: "ah?"

There is a reason why Meng Zuoyi recruit black people, because the goods are really cheap: "I found that the secret of getting rich is in two places, one in the criminal law and the other in your home. You are so cute!"

She also raised her thumb.

Su bazha finally understood, and felt very ashamed. Tie Zhu didn't hate it. Meng Zoyi was disgusting.

Li Tiezhu is a little stunned. Meng Zoyi's style is tough enough!

You should call Meng a demon!

Guo Dalin xiaocute went online again: "sister Meng, my father lacks a nanny. Recently, he always says he is unhappy. Although I can't imagine my father's happiness, it's always right for me to find someone to take care of him."

Meng Zuoyi: fuck you

Li Tiezhu: "woo ~"

Meng Zuoyi groaned angrily, "what are you calling for? I'm not talking for you yet, iron pillar. You have no conscience."

And wink.

The sisters are familiar! And it's ambiguous.

The others burst into laughter and the atmosphere returned.

Li Tiezhu wondered, "you can't speak, so do your best to help. Well, I don't blame you. Sit down, so I think, these 650 can be enough for you to eat and drink for several days. However, my point is that everyone lives by themselves, and collective funds are best used for projects. After all, everyone has different requirements for food, and sharing is unfair and unnecessary."

Zhou Erkang: "yes, I think so. Take care of yourself."

Zhang Tang: "this can better promote the project."

The three of them make a lot of sense, but

Liu Mei: "we are a collective! How can we split? We should be together when we eat bran and swallow vegetables."

Su bazha: "the ideal life starts with life. Let's try how long we can eat for 650, and then discuss it."

Meng Zuoyi: "what project are you doing? Aren't we here to play?"

Other women also agreed.

Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang looked at each other and leaned powerlessly on the back of their chairs. The straight men's group failed in their last struggle.

Li Tiezhu sat down happily and said to them, "lie flat! There's no other way."

He's not angry at all. It's none of my business. Not only not angry, but very happy. This chaotic, inefficient and embarrassing program is the first time to see you. It's interesting.

Don't call it peach blossom stronghold. Just call it wonderful show.

Naturally, everyone began to pay money one after another. Soon, 15 guests urged each other and paid all the money.

Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "I'm not a guest. I don't pay. I've been on nearly 100 variety shows in two years, and I haven't paid for any of them!"

Guo Dalin: "I'll testify! He went to our crosstalk, followed our watermelon backstage, and took two big children home to be filial to our future father-in-law and mother-in-law. Therefore, we don't want him to pay money, we have to prevent him from going along with things."

Let's have a laugh and continue the discussion.

Chen San: "the last question is how to arrange dinner tonight."

The answer given by the ladies is: the first dinner on the first day, of course, is a big meal! Luxury.

Aunts and sisters danced in place and screamed with joy.

The men shook their heads and smiled bitterly, with a strong contrast.

The meeting ended and everyone left.

Li Tiezhu, Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang naturally came together. With inexplicable and strange smiles, the three looked at the ladies who were still wanton and hi in front, with complex expressions.

Zhang Tang: "Tiezhu, how do you feel about following the program up to now?"

Li Tiezhu said, "I only have one issue, but now I suddenly have an impulse to have another issue. It's too... Too wonderful!"

Zhou Erkang: "then come and see the play. I think it's your role. It's much easier. Now I'm tired."

Zhang Tang: "Tiezhu's schedule is tight. I'm going to guest star in brother Jing and brother Teng's films. I have to start shooting my new film. How can I have time?"

Li Tiezhu said, "you can still come and see it tomorrow, if the program group welcomes it."

Why is the program not welcome?

To be reasonable, the disorder and embarrassment of this program has surpassed almost all large variety shows at present. Although it also brings an alternative sense of joy, Li Tiezhu still plays a good slow-release role.

For example, the program group's flawed script at the beginning, such as the awkward laughter and communication at the beginning of the meeting, and then such as the classic 60-50.

To some extent, Li Tiezhu and Guo Dalin hold the lower limit of the program.

Soon, the afternoon passed quickly, and it was time to cook dinner.

In the kitchen, Su bazha commanded ruosu, with seven or eight people busy, preparing the first meal in Taohuawu.

Due to the lens editing of the program group, it still looks very organized.

Also openly with a narrator: "although the meeting was not a success, but the dinner was skillful, we finally had a tacit understanding."

However, this is not what Li Tiezhu saw at the scene.

Li Tiezhu wandered around with his hands on his back and would never help.

They a large group of people, holding all kinds of finished and semi-finished food, pounded for nearly two hours, in a hurry. In the meantime, the scene was once very chaotic. The vegetable leaves, eggshells and water on the ground, and a rag flew to the hanging cabinet. Anyway, these must be the work of the program team staff.

"Hehe, hehe... That's interesting."

Li Tiezhu sighed silently. He suddenly had a bold idea. He took the time to let the four little animals in the zoo do their own food and housework, and watch the play like an uncle. It must be more interesting than this. I don't know if he will order the house.

Meng Zuoyi stirred a pot of excrement yellow paste, and Li Tiezhu frowned.

She said, "I hate it! What's your look? It's authentic Xichuan spicy hot! Although it doesn't sell well, it's really delicious."

Li Tiezhu nodded. "You has the final say."

"What do you mean? You're from Xichuan. Haven't you ever eaten spicy hot?"

"There is no such thing as spicy hot in Xichuan."

Anyway, the dinner was cooked and everyone ate it. None of them died on the spot. It can be regarded as perfect.

Li Tiezhu was very cautious and ate symbolically. Then he drove his little black man back home 50 kilometers away. He didn't spend the night in this program group.