Chapter 568

"Hey! Just try."

Li Tiezhu answered brother pheasant like this and made a fist gesture to him. In the old mainland movies, it was the action of heroes encouraging each other. Brother pheasant understood it, and then... The snail lion powder came.

Li Tiezhu was quick eyed and quick at hand. At the moment when the snail lion powder came up, he ran away from the scene of eating excrement with his excrement.

Luhani followed suit, rescued the bowl of rice noodles with clear soup and put it on the table outside the store. This is a roadside stall with six tables and four tables outside the store.

Li Tiezhu comforted crawling son with excrement: "eat! Rice noodles are delicious."

Crawling with excrement looked at the store, revealing a naive doubt: "angkou, why should my stupid enemy eat Baba?"

It seems that the speed of human movement can not exceed the speed of smell propagation. When the guards of the two knights retreated, he also smelled the refreshing smell and hit the mark.

Li Tiezhu said, "everyone has different tastes!"

Crawling with excrement said innocently, "but I didn't eat Baba before! Did he steal it when my mommy wasn't there?"

Luhani thumbed up: "excellent! That's it! You must not reveal the secret. Eating Baba is not a shady thing, okay, yes... But you can't let your mother... Er, mommy know. Understand?"

Crawling with excrement: "when my mommy knows, she won't kiss the stupid enemy. Cluck, cluck, cluck..."

The laughter like a sewing machine is really naive.

After a while, brother pheasant came out with his teeth and a hiccup.

Crawling with excrement, he retched: "retch..."

Luhani asked, "brother pheasant, how does snail powder feel?"

Pheasant: "delicious."

"Doesn't it smell?"

"A little. It tastes delicious!"

Li Tiezhu, as a heavy taste who likes to eat snail powder, doesn't think it's just a little smelly: "Sir, it's pouring smelly!"

The pheasant said, "I have rhinitis. I can't smell it."

Li Tiezhu and Luhani were a little disappointed.

Crawling with excrement holding a small half bowl of rice noodles, Tong yanwuji even felt a little distressed for his old stupid enemy: "stupid enemy, I know it's not easy for you to make money. Can you stop eating Baba in the future? My face is half yours!"

Pheasant puzzled: "what are you doing in Hong Kong? Don't talk at dinner. Haven't I taught you?"

Crawling with excrement looked sad. It turned out that the enemy was the mysterious person who cooked excrement behind the scenes.

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After breakfast, continue shooting.

Li Chenggong left the railway station and called his subordinates to get him a high-speed rail ticket. Finally, he got a green ticket because there were no high-speed rail tickets. No way, Li Chenggong still came to the railway station.

When filming, the pheasant followed him with a piece of shit and told him how lucky and hard it was to make a film, especially the crew and group performance. From lights, props to photography, the pheasant introduced the piece of shit to him in turn, whether he understood it or not.

From the point of view of the pheasant born in poverty, bringing children to the crew to bear hardships is more educational than going to "where's dad".

He is an old father in a real sense. He is 51 years old and his child is only four years old.

There may be a sense of crisis!

At the railway station, after filming the scene of Li Chenggong entering the station and making a phone call, it's the turn of pheasant and dung crawling to sell mobile phones.

Originally, this plot was redundant in the original script. Li Tiezhu had taken it away, but when pheasant came to guest play, Li Tiezhu took it back.

At this moment, Li Tiezhu realized.

He had analyzed the plot settings of the script many times earlier and found that selling mobile phones was the most redundant, mainly meaningless. Now Li Tiezhu understands that the cast of that time and space must have deliberately added this play for guest stars. After all, the actress looks like a famous tea who can do hair.

Lighting, photography, radio and group performance are all in place.

Li Tiezhu: "aikexing!"

Li Chenggong took his mobile phone: "do you know what Spring Festival transportation is? Listen!"

Crawling with shit walked over and took the mobile phone on tiptoe: "boss, the mobile phone is very fashionable!"

"I'll call you later." Li Chenggong grabs back his cell phone and hangs up. "Whose child? Can't take things at random, you know? What about your adults?"

Crawling with excrement sat on Li Chenggong's right hand. Pheasant with * * hat and military coat sat on Li Chenggong's left hand.

"How much did you pay for it? Is it a fake mobile phone?"

Li Chenggong looked around and said, "what's the matter?"

Clip excrement climb son: "do you want to change a new model? Hey, fruit full screen mobile phone!"

Pheasant stood up and opened the left side of his coat. It was full of mobile phones. They were all on the back of the mobile phone. There were two cameras, three cameras, four cameras... And twelve cameras. They were all fruit cards.

Li Chenggong looked silly.

Crawling with excrement: "fruit 11 to fruit 20 are available. They are strong in North China! Do you want to buy one? Just 998!"

Li Chenggong: "no!"

"Do you want to apply a film?"

Pheasant opened his right coat and rows of mobile phone film packaging and film pasting equipment.

Li Chenggong got up, took the box and left: "crazy! Such a young child took it out to cheat money. It's almost to the zoo."

Over there, the pheasant looked at the dung crawling: "big brother..."

Crawling with excrement shrugged: "Hey! Now this industry is seriously involved. Let's change a silly cheat."

Then they saw Li Tiezhu coming with his luggage on his back, eating scallion cakes and looking around.

As soon as the picture turns, crawling with excrement and pheasants squat in the corner of the station and chew onion oil cakes. Pheasants still have seven or eight in their plastic bags.

Pheasant: "brother, one mobile phone for ten scallion cakes..."

Crawling with excrement: "but the scallion cake he made is so fragrant! Ah Meng, ah Meng..."

Pheasant: "will we lose?"

Clip excrement climb son: "hey hey, now roll inside."

"Card! After that, finish work for lunch."

Li Tiezhu shouted.

The group performers went to pick up the boxed lunch in turn, while the big guys climbed around with shit and boasted, especially Tao Hong, who liked his performance very much. In fact, the illiterate clip shit crawler said his lines very smoothly when he was just filming. Basically, he didn't have much ng experience. On the contrary, Xu Shanzheng and pheasant often couldn't catch the clip shit crawler.

The pheasant tried to be modest by force and was squeezed out.

He found Li Tiezhu: "is it really OK to shoot like this? Why doesn't it feel like the style of mainland comedies when I climb with shit?"

Li Tiezhu said: "in fact, at the beginning, Zhou Xingxing helped to change this paragraph, that is, changing the scallion cake for the mobile phone. Later, I thought it was useless and took it off, but it was very appropriate for me to play this paragraph with shit crawling, so I put it back."

The pheasant nodded. His expression was a little ugly, but he didn't say anything anymore. Since Zhou Xingxing changed it, he didn't dare to say anything.

Li Tiezhu asked, "what's the matter? Do you think the plot just now is not good?"

The pheasant shook his head: "no, I'm a little uncomfortable in my stomach."

Li Tiezhu: "let me send you back to the hotel to have a rest. Anyway, your play is finished."

Pheasant: "no, I'm fine. Let's take a shit crawler to the crew and let him know the happiness and hardship of filming."

Li Tiezhu: "OK. You won't have a bad stomach, will you?"

Pheasant: "shut your crow's mouth."

At noon, we all eat boxed lunch, two meat and one vegetarian. Crawling with excrement is also eating boxed lunch with relish, while pheasant chooses to eat scallion oil cake.

Li Tiezhu said, "brother pheasant, don't you eat boxed lunch?"

Pheasant: "I think scallion cake is more delicious. Anyway, it's a prop. It's a waste if you don't eat it."

Li Tiezhu: "then eat less. This was bought by the props teacher at the roadside stall yesterday. He put the refrigerator last night..."

Pheasant: "I'm in good health."

It seems that in order to prove that he is really in good health, pheasant Kaka dried four scallion oil cakes.

In the afternoon, it was a car scene.

For convenience, the crew directly found a place for scenery, a section of railway, several green carriages, plus dozens of group performances, which is safe and efficient. As for the location of the train running, it's OK to find a road section to make up for it in the future. You don't have to prepare yourself. It's OK to take a normal passing train to save money.

The boarding play is wonderful. The atmosphere of Spring Festival transportation is very full, just like war.

Then, Niu Geng and Li Chenggong, playing fruit 20 mobile phone, met again successfully. Li Chenggong bought a fake ticket and made up for it. Several passengers changed up and down the road, and three girls came. Then Luhani's musical talent also appeared. The acting skills of the three dragon girls immediately became enthusiastic and didn't have to play.

On the contrary, Luhani was red faced by the three girls. He didn't have any lines. He also frequently ng, so it's better to play smoothly.

Then, Niu Geng's crow mouth came true again. There was a landslide in front and the train couldn't go.

A group of people got off the bus and prepared to transfer to the bus.

After shooting the scene on the third day, the crew returned to the hotel again and several leaders held a meeting.

Producer Tao Hong said, "we've made a fifth of the play in three days, and it's going very smoothly. Next, the crew is going to shoot the next play in Northern Hubei. It takes about two days for the crew to transfer equipment. If we can't shoot in these two days, we should let the actors rest. No way, our crew is poor!"

Sun Xixi: "if only I had money, got two sets of equipment and people, and the actors ran back and forth to seamlessly connect various scenes, that would be good."

Li Tiezhu: "don't even think about it. Why spend $50 million on something that can be done with three thousand omnipotent?"

Xu Shanzheng said, "just slow down. Let the post team carefully cut the previous photos in the past two days to see the effect, check the deficiencies and fill the gaps. I happen to have a dinner party tomorrow in Kyoto."

Tao Hong: "entertainment? Or wine bureau?"

Xu Shanzheng: "it's Fang Bo. He's going to make his own film next year. Let me give him some advice."

Tao Hong: "then you go. You must go back to the set the morning after tomorrow, or I'll deduct your pay."

Xu Shanzheng: "... Why kill each other?"

At this time, a staff member hurriedly ran in and said, "no, brother pheasant sent him to the emergency room."

Li Tiezhu: "what?"

Staff: "just sent it, brother Lu followed. He said it might be food poisoning."

Li Tiezhu and others got up and left.

When he came to the hospital, Li Tiezhu saw the shit crawling child sitting in the corridor. He was in a stable mood. Looking at Li Tiezhu, he said, "ang Kou, it's poisonous in the Baba eaten by the enemy!"