Chapter 569

Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong didn't know that Li Tiezhu and Luhani cheated pheasants into eating snail lion powder. Therefore, they were shocked to hear the words of crawling with excrement.

Are Xiangjiang artists so corrupt?

What's this special? What's the old perplexer? It's clearly confused!

Xu Shan asked, "who told you about the shit climbing?"

"The doctor's uncle said that the cake the enemy ate in the morning was poisonous, and then his intestines were broken," he said

Tao Hong: "broken intestines?"

Xu Shanzheng: "it doesn't matter. Why do you stay in the enemy and eat Baba? Is it true or false?"

"I don't know why. The stupid enemy says it's delicious."

Li Tiezhu explained, "in the morning, I invited brother pheasant to eat snail lion powder."

"Ah!"

Xu Shanzheng was slightly disappointed.

Li Tiezhu: "shit crawling, where are you staying? Take us to see him."

Crawling with shit nodded and took three adults inside: "the stupid enemy asked me to wait for you. He said he would wait for ang Kou. He would give you his last words."

Li Tiezhu trembled: "not at all?"

A feeble voice came from the ward: "I'll tell you a few words. I can't die."

When several people entered the ward, the pheasant was pale and weakly lying on the bed. Next to him, Luhani sat on the pony and peeled apples for him.

Xu Shan asked with concern, "what's the situation?"

Luhani said: "food poisoning and acute enteritis, the doctor said the problem is not big, but we should observe and treat for a day or two."

Tao Hong: "brother pheasant is lucky to suffer! The cost goes from the crew. In addition, I asked someone to check whether the group performance and staff had food poisoning..."

Luhani: "no, brother pheasant's food today perfectly avoided what we all ate."

Tao Hong: "er..."

Li Tiezhu: "is it the problem of snail lion powder or scallion cake?"

Luhani smiled bitterly: "the doctor said there was a problem! Enteritis is because the snail lion powder is too hot, and food poisoning is scallion cake..."

Li Tiezhu looked at the pheasant: "brother pheasant, I'm sorry."

Brother pheasant: "I don't blame you. The snail lion powder is really delicious. But I have a more difficult thing here. Originally, I was going to record the program with dung crawler tomorrow morning, but now I can't go like this. What should I do?"

Li Tiezhu: "let them postpone it?"

"No, the other guests are here. Do you want them to go back?"

"Will you be absent for one term?"

"Those who want to lose money! Those who have signed the contract."

"How much is it?"

"I earn one million in one phase and lose three million in the absence of one phase. Moreover, I shoot two phases at a time, two days and one night."

"So little."

"You think it's all you? You can do it. I was poisoned by eating your food."

"How do I know what to do?"

"Cough... I heard you didn't have a shooting mission tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

"Yes."

"Then you take a shit crawler to the program. I'm sick."

"How can I?"

"NAH! I'm here to make a guest appearance for you before I'm hospitalized. You should be responsible to the end."

"I've never been a father!"

"I haven't been either."

"But you are already a father, and I am not."

"Well..."

Brother pheasant was lost in thought. Although he was weak, his eyes were shining. It's not easy to get sick because of Li Tiezhu. How can I pit him this time? It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Li Tiezhu said tentatively, "why don't you call sister Cai? The program team should be flexible."

Brother pheasant frowned: "what did you just say?"

Li Tiezhu: "let sister Cai go."

"No, last sentence."

"Ah, let me see... I said you're already a father, I'm not."

The pheasant nodded, pulled the shit and said, "kneel down and call dad."

Li Tiezhu thought: "brother pheasant, let's get familiar, but it's too much for me to call your father!"

The pheasant said to the dung crawler, "it's not Dad! The dung crawler kneels down and is called Godfather."

The dog finally understood. He knelt by the bed and shouted to the pheasant, "Godfather."

Pheasant: "I'm your father. There, I'm called Li Tiezhu Godfather."

He changed his direction and said to Li Tiezhu, "Godfather."

It turned out that Li Tiezhu was the godfather of his son.

Li Tiezhu: "

He panicked, totally panicked.

In his whole life, he has never been so flustered. He has no plans and even wants to escape. How can he become a godfather? Brother pheasant is not a man!

Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong were also surprised. They wanted to laugh, held back, turned around and left. They said they were going to deal with the hospitalization procedures and expenses.

Luhani's apple almost fell to the ground and was stunned.

The pheasant said to the dog, "kowtow, three."

One, two, three

Li Tiezhu hurriedly picked up the shit and climbed up. His face turned red. He didn't speak quickly: "if not, if not... Brother pheasant, your claws?"

The pheasant couldn't help laughing: "look, you're a father now. You can record the program."

Luhani also recovered, and his face was rotten with laughter: "no problem! The iron pillar should go."

Li Tiezhu looked at him with a piece of shit, blinked, and then picked up his mobile phone: "I... I'm a little confused, you let me slow down."

Then he dialed songzhuer for instructions.

"Good thing!"

"Wow, hahaha... I have a baby!"

"Climb with shit. It's called godmother."

"So cute!"

"Is brother pheasant okay?"

"You take a shit crawler to record the program. Practice in advance. Sooner or later you have to be a father. What a good opportunity!"

"I won't talk to you. I'll find sister Cai video to talk about what gifts to prepare for the children."

"Hang up, hang up..."

Beep ～

Li Tiezhu was even more at a loss.

"Angkou, do you take me to record the program?"

Crawling with shit asked.

Pheasant: "Godfather."

Crawling with shit: "godfather, isn't it?"

Li Tiezhu: "ah, yes... I'll take you to record the program."

Crawling with excrement, his eyes narrowed with laughter: "Hey, hey..."

He doesn't know what godfather is, but he feels relaxed as long as he doesn't face his father's poker face all day. Moreover, he likes the iron column buckled. Although he vomited him when he met for the first time, he was impressed.

Luhani handed the apple to the pheasant and said, "tie Zhu, now you and brother pheasant are in laws. He helped you make a film and was hospitalized. Don't you write him a song?"

Pheasant: "no! Since I'm in laws, I'll see if I want another song."

Li Tiezhu apologized: "yes, yes, I'll write you a song after the play. Uncle, you can rest assured."

Pheasant: "that's very interesting. However, if you have to write to me, I won't refuse, so I won't see you outside."

Li Tiezhu: "yes, yes."

The pheasant said again, "the couple are gone, so only the fawn witnessed the dung crawling. I worship you as the godfather. He is the witness. Write him a song! Ask for a good prize."

Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani and said in his heart, I have a special intelligence value of 89 points, and the remaining intelligence value is 3 points. Do you still write?

It's all about debt. Zhao Liya has two songs to go, and two more today?

Luhani pretended to refuse: "I'll forget it! I didn't do anything. Iron pillar doesn't have to write for me."

Pheasant Yi airway: "that's no good! It's the deer who sent me to the hospital. I want to repay this feeling. Tie Zhu, give him the song he wrote for me."

Li Tiezhu had a headache and said, "write! One song for each person. Wait until I finish making the film..."

Luhani: "Oh, Tiezhu is too polite. I'm embarrassed to refuse."

Then Luhani and pheasant looked at each other.

Done!

Although the stomach still hurts, the pheasant is in a good mood. He not only has finished the new song, but also doesn't have to record the laoshizi program. It's too tired to take the baby. Would you like to go out tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? Uh huh, call Luhani.

what?

Enteritis and food poisoning? Just one night! If it hurts, just bear it. Waves are the most important.

Next, the pheasant told Jiashi crawling about Godfather. When Jiashi crawling understood, he was even happier.

Then, the crew found a nurse for the pheasant. Li Tiezhu and others left the hospital and took away the dung crawler. Can't children sleep in the hospital? Besides, Li Tiezhu will take him to record the program early tomorrow morning.

That night, Li Tiezhu's footsteps were a little floating and felt something wrong. I was only 20 years old. Why did I record where's dad?

However, after calling the program group, Li Tiezhu was a little relieved. It turned out that the program group also had a fake father, which was more fake than him. He was not even a godfather.

Zhao Liya and lengba sent congratulatory messages to inquire about Li Tiezhu's journey of becoming a father. Even Zheng Yanzi sent wechat to tease Li Tiezhu.

Obviously, zhu'er made an announcement in the "magic zoo" again.

He took a bath for chuanshicraw. Li Tiezhu put on his pajamas, carried him to bed and blew his hair with a hair dryer.

Luhani in the shop next door burst into laughter: "ha ha ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu: "what's funny?"

Luhani still smiled and didn't answer, holding his cell phone to return the message. The pheasant just told him to go to Changsha snack street tomorrow and drink and dance in the evening. It's strange that Luhani can't laugh when he looks at Li Tiezhu, who is forced to take a baby across the street.

Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone to watch the video. The name of the video is: teach you to wear diapers for your children.

Although he is four years old, he still has to wear diapers at night for fear of wetting the bed. This is what sister Cai told Li Tiezhu just now. This is what happens when she climbs outside because she's afraid of causing trouble to the hotel staff.

After clumsily putting on his diaper, Li Tiezhu watched another video: the steps of making milk powder.

Two thermostatic kettles? A 45 degree water? A boil?

First scald the bottle with boiling water

Originally, Li Tiezhu, who was not very smart, had frequent problems. Finally, he succeeded in washing milk by himself.

After washing the bottle, Li Tiezhu put the dung crawler on the bed to go to bed. Li Tiezhu felt more tired than moving bricks on the construction site. He really wanted to lie down and sleep, but he couldn't. He had to wait for the dung crawler to fall asleep first.

Be reasonable, crawling with shit is really good. He hasn't cried and has been smiling like a little warm man.

Deng Deng

It's almost twelve o'clock, and Yang Mi still makes a video call.

Li Tiezhu was in love with Leng Bazhu, and he was in friendship with Yang Mi. He had a deep friendship that time. She usually doesn't contact Li Tiezhu. I think there is something important, so Li Tiezhu picked it up.

"Tie Zhu, Congratulations! Show your sister your baby!"