Chapter 570

It's a good thing that doesn't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.

Li Tiezhu doesn't need to know that lengba told her, and she doesn't know what to say about it. They are all very happy to see Li Tiezhu eat flat.

"Sister MI, you know? Look, look, this is my son crawling with shit. He is three years older than my brother."

Li Tiezhu switches the camera to clip excrement crawling. He is lying in bed reading a story book.

"Like his father! But he looks much more lovely than his father."

"Climb with shit and call me aunt."

"Good aunt!"

"Hey! The boy is so good. By the way, Tiezhu, are you really going to record where's dad?"

"Yes, brother pheasant is lying in the hospital now."

"Hahaha... What issue? I'll see it then."

"Phase III and phase IV."

"Well, well, come on! When you come to Donghai, remember to call me. My sister misses you."

Yang Mi said and the building tilted.

"Poof goose..."

Luhani laughed. Something's wrong! Something's wrong!

Yang Mi was startled: "who?"

Li Tiezhu said awkwardly, "Luhani, we live in the same house."

Yang Mi: "then don't you remind me? Hang up."

Beep ～

After hanging up, Luhani said unkindly, "iron pillar, have a good time! Brother Kui has always regarded you as a good man."

Li Tiezhu said, "how can there be good people in this circle? Only bad people."

In front of the children, Luhani is also embarrassed to ask for details. Although Li Tiezhu will probably share his experience based on their relationship, he can only bear it first.

Li Tiezhu took his mobile phone to clip excrement and climb to play children's songs. Soon he fell asleep, mainly because he was too tired in the crew today.

The next day, Li Tiezhu got up very early, washed and dressed her, took him to breakfast, and finally took a taxi to mango station to find the program group.

Li Tiezhu of mango station is ripe. He soon found the program group and put a code on it.

Then they got on the bus of the program group. The destination of this stop is an ancient castle hundreds of miles away on the outskirts of Changsha City.

The recording of the program began.

In the car, Li Tiezhu asked clip shibo'er, "how is this program recorded? I don't know. I heard I want to choose a house or something."

"To choose a house, some houses are big and fun, some houses are small and not fun. The enemy always chooses a house that is not fun. Godfather, you should choose a house well and choose the house next to the bubble."

"Why choose the house next to the bubble? Do you want to be her neighbor?"

"Yes."

"Why? Do you like her?"

"No, Hei hei... I live in a big house. She lives in an old house. I make her envy me, Hei hei..."

"Shit crawling, you won't have a girlfriend in the future."

"Godfather, what is a girlfriend?"

"Is a good friend who can sleep together."

"Ah... Well... I have to think about it carefully. It's serious."

Li Tiezhu covers his face. It's terrible! It's embarrassing. I shouldn't tell him about the advanced topic of girlfriend. The key is that he also jumped out a line from yesterday's filming. It's terrible!

When I was a father for the first time, I was seriously inexperienced. I didn't treat me as a child when I chatted.

Li Tiezhu's coquettish operation directly turned over the barrage and ate melons:

"I'll go! It's really Li Tiezhu!"

"I thought the trailer was the title party. It turned out to be Li Tiezhu."

"Why Li Tiezhu? I can't figure it out!"

"Is the program group trying to attract attention and increase the ratings?"

"Little straight man, let bubbles envy him and laugh to death."

"Can you talk about girlfriends?"

"Iron pillar brain lacks a string."

"Friends who sleep together... Take it!"

"Serious brother, as always, dare to say."

"Inner volume?"

"What did you say? You know too much at a young age?"

"I'm laughing with my nose running."

"I feel like I'm going to be crooked by Li Tiezhu."

"It's crooked!"

The program team's car soon drove to the castle. After the children got off the bus, they greeted each other happily. Hum, the great demon king clapped his hands one by one.

After saying hello, everyone is ready to go.

Wu Zuen said, "wait a minute! Brother pheasant hasn't arrived yet."

So the picture turned to Li Tiezhu and Shiba crawling.

Crawling with excrement fell asleep in Li Tiezhu's arms. Li Tiezhu whispered to the camera: "Hello, audience friends, I'm sorry to disappoint you. Brother pheasant didn't come. When he helped me make a guest movie, he had bad stomach and enteritis and had to be hospitalized. Therefore, I took him to record the program instead of him. Please understand more. Thank you. In addition, I'm already the godfather of him and kowtowed."

Barrage:

"It is said that brother pheasant was hospitalized for Li Tiezhu's film."

"Crawling with excrement recognized Li Tiezhu as his godfather, so there was nothing wrong with Li Tiezhu."

"Godfather?"

"The godfather is too young."

"I don't know why, I suddenly feel a little worried about the other dads."

"Li Tiezhu really doesn't let go of any fire program and punish it to the end."

"I want to see him punish the village head."

"The wish came true ahead of time! I've long wanted Li Tiezhu to come to this program."

"I thought it was still early for Songzhu to have a baby. I didn't expect Li Tiezhu to airborne in this way."

All variety shows with Li Tiezhu's participation are popular, which has become the industry standard in the past two years. Even "Oh Huo primitive man", which was not favored at the beginning, has been popular all over the world. Since then, no one has questioned Li Tiezhu's ability to "bring goods".

Therefore, Li Tiezhu's airborne "where's dad" is not only happy for the program team, but also of great interest to the audience.

Li Tiezhu and Jiashi crawler finally arrived.

After getting out of the car, Li Tiezhu and several artists who met for the first time greeted each other awkwardly. The children were more friendly, but they were a little confused when they just woke up.

Li Tiezhu's palms were sweating. He nodded to several artists and said, "Hello teachers, I'm singer Li Tiezhu. Brother pheasant is in hospital. I'll replace him these two days. Please take care of him! Thank you!"

In fact, last night, the parents received the notice from the program group that Li Tiezhu was coming, so they pretended to be surprised and asked about brother Xiashan chicken.

That's all. We don't know each other in private.

Internship father Deng Ruan found that he was not the only fake father. He was very happy: "Hello, Tiezhu! We are one wave."

After shaking hands, Li Tiezhu said, "why do you say that?"

Dun roon: "because we are both post-90s, and we are both fake dads."

Li Tiezhu said, "that's different. I'm the godfather of crawling shit. I belong to my real father."

Dun roon: I'm still the father of the inverted twister

"What twist?"

"Inverted twist is a kind of fruit, that is, mangosteen. Anyway, it is my daughter's nickname."

"Oh! It's a very chic name."

"Right? Come on! Turn the twister upside down and call Uncle Li."

"Hello, Uncle Li."

"Hello, daonianzi."

Everyone led the children forward and found five donkey carts. The dads began to cheer up the timid children and touch the donkeys.

Li Tiezhu was different. He asked him, "do you know what the donkey's Baba looks like?"

Crawling with shit shook his head: "I don't know."

"It's oval, round and shiny, so it's also called donkey dung egg."

"Like that kind of flat Lantern Festival?"

"Almost, but the black one is actually more like Hawthorn pill for appetizing and strengthening the spleen. It will smoke when it is first pulled out."

"Godfather, how do you know?"

"I've driven horses and donkeys since I was a child. Of course, I know. The Baba of horses and donkeys are like that, but the horse dung eggs should be bigger."

"Then, godfather... Is it delicious?"

He looks naive with shit.

Li Tiezhu fell into meditation and shook his head: "it's not delicious."

It's a pity to climb with excrement. I probably think of my old father who is still ill in bed. I frown. The enemies are ill in bed and haven't had a hot bite to eat.

Barrage:

"Horizontal trough..."

"Sure enough, Li Tiezhu's painting style is different."

"Is it serious that it's not delicious?"

"Why do you ask if it's delicious?"

"Li Tiezhu, I don't think you've eaten this product, have you?"

"Last program, he said he ate cow dung when he was a child, so donkey dung may not be spared."

"Serious brother is worthy of being a gourmet... Dog head!"

"At the thought that songzhuer is the girlfriend of this product, I think Zhuer has a taste!"

"Something's wrong upstairs."

In the program, Wu Zuen suddenly shouted, "something's wrong upstairs!"

Several artists looked up and saw the village head wearing a coquettish general armor, standing on the castle upstairs, followed by a little fat man. It's time to choose a house again. There are five pictures of the house hanging in front of the city tower.

Then, the village head began to say his lines. He was very wordy. He had to pass his level before he could take a donkey cart into the castle.

Crawling with excrement said, "stay the enemy! No, godfather! The village head's sword is so cool!"

Li Tiezhu: "do you like it?"

Crawling with shit narrowed his eyes and nodded with a smile: "Mm-hmm."

Li Tiezhu: "it's the so-called gift of a sword to a hero. Old man, I'll come right away. You wait here for Dad!"

Then Li Tiezhu ran away, a little fast.

Several other artists were listening attentively when they suddenly found that Li Tiezhu had run away and couldn't help looking at each other:

"What happened to Li Tiezhu?"

"I don't know."

"What's wrong with your stomach? Run so fast."

"I'll go! He went upstairs..."

I saw that Li Tiezhu ran up the city tower, strangled the talking village head's neck in one hand, pulled the treasure knife around his waist in the other hand, and soon got it.

Village head: "cough! Dare you plot against this general?"

Li Tiezhu turned and left, "you go on."

Village head: "

Li Tiezhu ran back to Jiashi crawler, his face not red and out of breath, and handed the prop sword to Jiashi crawler.

Crawling with shit was full of stars: "Wow! Godfather is so powerful..."

The other fathers stopped talking and went on the program to rob things in front of their children. Is this appropriate?

Hem pointed to Li Tiezhu and said, "you robbed the village head. You're a bad boy."

"Godfather is not a bad boy! You talk nonsense!"

Li Tiezhu scratched his head and said to the village head, "did you give it to chuanshibo? This knife."

Village head: "ah... Yes!"

Li Tiezhu said to hem, "look! It's from the village head. Didn't he give you a present?"

Hem suddenly shriveled and said, "Dad, I don't have a gift."

Hum, Dad, Du is very angry. Li Tiezhu, you really shouldn't be a person!