Chapter 571

Crawling with excrement danced around in front of hem with a prop knife, and voiced himself: "Qiang Qiang... Biubiu ~"

Hem's eyes were red: "Dad!"

Du Dayan quickly picked up hem and stayed away from the fake father and son. He can't quarrel with Li Tiezhu on the program, can he? According to reliable information in the circle, he is a fool!

He didn't know how to stop when he saw the good, so he caught up and pulled a knife on Du Dayan's ass: "up! Where can the bad guy escape!"

Du Da Yan looked at Li Tiezhu helplessly, which meant you didn't care?

Li Tiezhu said to him, "don't do this. You want to jump up and chop. Can you master lightness skills?"

Then he demonstrated and jumped in place.

Crawling with excrement was eager to try, and there was a great trend to change rowing to stabbing. Du Dayan quickly turned to the hairy child and said, "the village head said the game is about to start! Put away the knife."

Wu Zuen and Liu Dazhuang held their daughter in their arms one after another. They always felt that brother pheasant was absent and that someone had taught him to climb with shit.

Li Tiezhu nodded at the dog.

Crawling with excrement took the knife into the scabbard and said coldly, "for the face of my godfather, spare your life!"

Du Dayan said sarcastically to Li Tiezhu, "I thank you!"

Li Tiezhu: "you're welcome."

Barrage:

"Li Tiezhu is a real dog!"

"Even children don't let go..."

"Heartache hum."

"Serious brother is too disobedient here. He doesn't look like a bear child like his father."

"In fact, which program does Li Tiezhu look like a bear child?"

"Jump up, chop or poke?"

"This is the essence of Li Tiezhu @ Nie Yao."

Next, the competition began.

The rules are very simple. They are as simple as boring. If you lose a balloon upstairs, the fathers below wear tennis racket hats and stick the balloon to the photo. Whichever you hit will get the house.

The best room 1 has the smallest photo and the worst room 5 has the largest photo.

The children were not chirping enough. The fathers scrambled to play balloons and tried to pick a better house. They looked very tired.

Li Tiezhu's painting style is different. He untied the village head's belt, was tying up the prop knife, and then carried his back behind the dog. He looks like a great Xia in the movie. It's cool.

Crawling with excrement was very proud. He swayed around in front of the bubble with a knife on his back and gave an inexplicable laugh: "Hey, hey, hey..."

This laughter translates into: Look! Am I awesome?

However, the little bubble only had his father in his eyes and ignored the shit crawling, which made the little guy a little lost.

Hem still said sarcastically, "I have a gun in my house. You can't beat me."

"Did you buy it?" he said cleverly

Hum: "yes."

"But my knife was a gift from the village head. You didn't."

Hum: "

In the face of the gradually pillared dung crawling, the Lord of hem has no power to parry.

The four dads over there worked hard for a long time and couldn't get the house.

Wu Zuen said, "why didn't Li Tiezhu come to play balloons?"

Du took a big look and said, "he should not understand the rules. I heard he was a little... Too naive."

Dun roon: let's call him over

Liu Dazhuang said, "don't let him learn a lesson. Don't think this program is so easy to record! How tired it is to be a father."

Du Dayan: "yes! Don't remind him."

Li Tiezhu even took down the tennis racket on his head. When he was a weapon, he fought with the shit crawler. He roared and laughed like a sewing machine. He swept away the loss that had just been ignored by the bubble.

"The white crane has bright wings! The immortal points the way..."

"Wow, wow..."

The barrage was stunned:

"Li Tiezhu is really a fool!"

"Brother, you are twenty, not twelve..."

"Ye Qinghui!"

"That's how we played when we were young."

"Boys are like this."

"Maybe this is the stupid enemy that crawling with shit wants?"

"No wonder he likes serious brother so much."

"I'm serious. I've got a good blade."

"If brother pheasant can play with crawling shit like this, I can't imagine the picture."

"I suddenly want to be Li Tiezhu's son."

"I'm afraid you don't want pine and bamboo... I tell you, children in rich families drink Mammy's milk!"

"You're disgusting."

The village head couldn't help but come over and remind him, "iron pillar, you're going to rob the house."

Li Tiezhu: "don't rob!"

The village head was stabbed by crawling with excrement: "Ouch! I'm injured. You have to pay for my medical expenses."

Clip excrement climb son: "up, eat me a knife."

While hiding, the village head said, "don't eat, don't eat. Iron pillar, go and rob the house. I'll help you climb with shit for a while."

He was also worried that Li Tiezhu did not understand the rules, resulting in the unsatisfactory effect of the program.

Li Tiezhu took a look and shook his head: "I don't rob."

There are already three houses over there. Wu Zuen's room 2, Du Dayan's room 4 and Liu Dazhuang's room 3. Only the fake father Deng lune is still struggling frantically. He is stunned that there is a problem in sports coordination and can't hit the balloon.

Inverted twist refuelled beside: "Dad Deng, refuel! Room 1! Refuel!"

Deng lune saw that the village head was persuading Li Tiezhu to participate in the competition. He was even more worried. Li Tiezhu had a good physique. Just like just now, he was pushed around by Liu Dazhuang and Wu Zuen and couldn't stand stably.

"Twist down, twist down, give me a balloon and throw it up."

Inverted twist picked up a balloon on the ground and threw it up. Deng lune also dialed it up and patted it with his head on his head. This is a blatant cheating, but it's nothing.

Over there, three dads who got the room went to find Li Tiezhu to show off. The most obvious one was Du Dayan.

"Iron pillar, can't you adapt to it for the first time? This program is so cruel that you have to compete for everything. In order to give children better conditions, fathers are often tired."

Du Dayan got a relatively good room 4 and was suddenly refreshed.

Liu Dazhuang also nodded. This program is really a little miserable. His children have never suffered like this.

Wu Zuen said, "it doesn't matter. Crawling with excrement is a boy. It's almost all right to live. Unlike brother Liu and I, we don't want our daughter to suffer."

Li Tiezhu said, "is room one the best?"

Wu Zuen was stunned and said, "it should be that it has the smallest photo and is hiding behind room 4 and room 5. It's not easy to fight."

Li Tiezhu: "that's it. Why should I compete? The balloon is so floating. How can it be accurate? When you pick the remaining room 1, it will be ours."

Suddenly, the three dads turned and looked at Deng Lun. He just took a purple balloon on the photo of room 5.

Deng Ruan: "my God! I clearly aimed at room 1! Why..."

The inverted twist can hardly hide its lost color.

Li Tiezhu shrugged: "look, room 1 is ours."

The air was suddenly quiet and the atmosphere was a little embarrassed.

Du Dayan: "it turns out that we are innocent!"

The village head also felt his scalp numb. He let the shit crawl cut his legs and scratched his head: "this... Is OK?"

Deng lune came back, looked at Li Tiezhu and shook his head: "I'm so tired... Tiezhu, you're so treacherous! You're worthy of being the big devil who can stir shit at the variety Festival!"

Barrage:

"I'll go! Take it."

"This wave, Li Tiezhu is in the atmosphere!"

"No move wins!"

"I can't refuse. After all, I'm a serious brother who has sanctioned the mushroom house, unlimited challenges and gallop..."

"I've never lost in variety show!"

"Li Tiezhu: they all say I'm a melon. In fact, I'm a witty group!"

"I'm so happy. A group of people beat me to death and left the best to Li Tiezhu who didn't do anything."

"Shit crawler: This is the real father!"

"Du Dayan has never been beaten by an iron pillar!"

"On this program, Li Tiezhu is beating kindergarten children. I mean those dads."

"I suddenly thought of the Yellow Sanshi in the first season."

In the program, everyone took the photos and began to set off separately to find their own house.

Li Tiezhu helped him put the sword back in its sheath, took him on the donkey cart, then drove the donkey to the ancient castle, and soon found their mansion.

Crawling with excrement was very happy. He pulled out his sword and killed a bloody storm in the yard. The village head who came to visit was chased away.

Fat Xuan, who followed the village head, said, "you're nothing. My father is the champion."

"What's the champion?" he said

Li Tiezhu came out: "a fighting game. I have it on my mobile phone. Do you want to play it?"

Crawling with shit: "godfather, I want to play."

So Li Tiezhu gave him his mobile phone to play games and went to wash the dishes himself. It was almost noon. The program team prepared tomatoes, eggs, pork, cucumbers, etc.

Fat Xuan was unconvinced. He chased Li Tiezhu and said, "the champion is not a game."

Li Tiezhu looked up and said, "do you want to eat at my house, too?"

Pangxuan: "the champion wins the game, not the game."

Li Tiezhu looks at an old acquaintance... Village head.

The village head was a little embarrassed. He just wanted to rub the rice. After all, he didn't listen to teacher he praising Li Tiezhu's cooking, so he licked his face and said, "many people eat together, it's lively! Ha, I brought you bacon, fried bacon with pepper, thief incense."

Li Tiezhu: "it's too small to eat chili or bacon."

Village head: "

Although the atmosphere was a little awkward, the village head and pangxuan still didn't leave and settled down firmly.

Fat Xuan went to see the shit crawler playing games: "my father is the champion."

He took a look at him and was turned around silently. He didn't let him see the game that Godfather gave him.

The village head cooked the rice in an electric cooker and gave a hand to Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu cut the fresh pork into strips, wrapped it with starch, added a little pepper noodles and salt, and then beat an egg. Cut Cucumber Strips and tomatoes, wash the bacon brought by the village head, cut it into thin slices, and steam it in a bowl filled with half a bowl of plum dried vegetables.

Village head: "is this meat steamed with flour?"

Li Tiezhu: "slippery broth."

At this time, Deng Ruan came in with some vegetables and inverted twist, with a slightly embarrassed smile: "iron pillar, how about cooking? What a coincidence! Inverted twist, call uncle."

Inverted Nianzi: "uncle, our house is old."

Deng lu'en said, "poor child. She hasn't had a decent meal since she followed my surname Deng. It's not easy to get you here. It's not appropriate not to rub a good meal..."

Li Tiezhu: "

So direct?