Chapter 573

Caijie video was soon connected:

"Thirteen is amazing? Don't lose if you have the ability... Hey! Iron pillar, how was your first day? Is it naughty to climb with shit?"

"Sister Cai, crawling with excrement is very good. He and I went to the field to catch a lot of snails. Look!"

"So many? I want to eat it. Did you climb into the water with shit?"

"No, but it's still dirty. Look, ha ha..."

"Little cat, this is. Go take a bath. By the way! Don't put fried snails too spicy. Crawling with excrement can't eat spicy."

"I know! I fry with Perilla."

"Well, climb with shit. Listen to Godfather!"

"OK, Mommy. Hey, hey..."

"Hey, you see, my son can catch snails!"

"Well, sister Cai, I'll take a bath for the dog. I wish you luck."

After hanging up the video, Li Tiezhu went to the bathroom with a piece of shit. When he saw the village head curling up, he couldn't help feeling strange. There's something wrong with this man! God nagging.

The village head is more curious. Isn't sister Cai very strong? Why don't you blame Li Tiezhu at all? Is it because you're unfamiliar? If you don't know him well, how can you bring him the baby?

I don't understand at all, so... Go and see if pangxuan is awake.

When the village head came out of the villa, he suddenly remembered, ah, yes, I also helped others with their children today. Is it because I'm familiar?

No, it should be out of trust.

If the village head can't bring a good baby, the champion can kill him.

After taking a bath, Li Tiezhu just dressed his shit crawler on the bed. Bubbles of Liu Dazhuang and his daughter were drilled in the tunnel at the head of the bed.

"Wow! It's amazing... There's a tunnel!"

"We haven't known for a long time."

"It's so dark below. I don't know the direction at all."

"How did the program team find the place?"

Daily embarrassment.

Although several guests had known about the tunnel for a long time, Li Tiezhu opened it and studied it for a long time in the morning. This is the routine of the program. The guests must be informed, otherwise the next task can not be carried out without the consent of the fathers.

In addition, when Li Tiezhu is stunned and unknowingly, he may copy a brick to meet Liu Dazhuang's father and daughter at the tunnel entrance.

After all, Li Tiezhu has a criminal record.

Liu Dazhuang and Li Tiezhu are really unfamiliar. They have hardly heard of each other. Therefore, they will only talk awkwardly when they meet.

Crawling with excrement was very excited. He gave bubble the bamboo catapult made by godfather, and then took her to see the snail, ostentatiously saying that he caught it himself.

Liu Dazhuang: "didn't you take a nap? Did you catch snails?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes. We had to catch it for a while, but the program team told us to come back early for fear that no one would open the door from the tunnel."

Liu Dazhuang: "er..."

Of course, this paragraph can only be cut off. Li Tiezhu is too sincere.

Liu Dazhuang scratched his ears and cheeks and switched the topic: "how's brother pheasant?"

Li Tiezhu said: "enteritis and food poisoning are not serious, but he is too old and his health is not as good as that of young people. He will probably be fine tomorrow."

Liu Dazhuang: "yes, he asked for leave when he was ill. Why do you fight so hard. Fortunately, you came forward to help him!"

Li Tiezhu thought, how can I stand up? I was arranged to be clear, okay?

He said, "brother pheasant signed a contract with the program team."

Liu Dazhuang: "you can't ignore your body?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "you should have principles in life! You can't even want money for your body?"

Liu Dazhuang nodded again and again. Then he found that he was wrong. Did he hear wrong?

"I heard you have a girlfriend so young?"

"Yes."

"But it's still early to have children? After all, they are all artists."

"Born after graduation."

"Ah? Ah?"

"Are you and brother pheasant so old to have children?"

"I... we are in our prime."

"You are weak and strong. Although your muscles are big, I can beat three like you."

"Ah... It's a nice day today."

Barrage:

"Liu Dazhuang was confused by Li Tiezhu."

"You can't even want money for your health? Truth."

"These two are really embarrassing."

"Two straight men of steel..."

"Straight men see straight men, men plus men!"

Finally, Liu Dazhuang couldn't carry it. He ran away with a small bubble. Originally, the program team asked them to talk a little and reserve more materials. As a result, the two people were wrong.

Li Tiezhu's cameraman said, "why don't you talk more?"

Li Tiezhu: "we talked very well. He suddenly had something to do."

The cameraman was dumb: "

After a short rest, the director group reminded parents to take their children to participate in collective activities.

This program is the most relaxed program Li Tiezhu has ever had. There is no one more relaxed than the mushroom house. Basically, I do one hour's work in the morning, one hour in the afternoon and one hour in the evening. There are no other requirements.

It's just a leisure tourism program. It's easy to make money.

Li Tiezhu asked the cameraman, "can I bring my brother next season?"

The cameraman shook his head wildly.

Li Tiezhu: "why?"

Cameraman: "you are too expensive..."

Li Tiezhu joins Du Dayan's father and son with a piece of shit. They go to the task site together. The two children run crazy in front.

Du Dayan: "slow down."

Li Tiezhu: "boys run at will."

Du Dayan: "what if you fall?"

Li Tiezhu: "get up when you fall. If it hurts, you can lie down first."

Baji

The dog who ran behind fell and fell to the ground, and rolled around because of inertia.

The cameraman was frightened and hurried to pick up the child.

Li Tiezhu shouted, "don't touch him."

Crawling with shit fell unconscious and hurt a little.

Li Tiezhu trotted past as like as two peas in the body, and he fell into a similar way.

Then, Li Tiezhu turned his head and looked at Jiashi.

The shit crawler was stunned. Godfather was too big. When he fell, the ground shook.

"Ah! It hurts."

Li Tiezhu said grandly.

He got up and helped Li Tiezhu: "godfather, are you okay?"

Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "I'm hurt."

Clip excrement to climb up flustered: "then how to do? Will you die?"

Li Tiezhu: "that's not true. I need to take care of me next."

Crawling with excrement: "OK!"

Li Tiezhu: "so you can't run around. Be careful not to fall, or no one will take care of me."

"Don't worry, godfather! I'll protect you."

Hem laughed at Li Tiezhu's stupidity. Adults also wrestled. Du Dayan took his son and walked quickly. Don't play with fools, which will affect the child's intellectual development.

Barrage:

"Li Tiezhu is really a NIMA dog!"

"This calls the child's way, so that the child has no way to go."

"In short, it's right not to help."

"It's not that your children don't love you, is it?"

"Open your mouth and come. Don't you see how good Li Tiezhu is at crawling with excrement?"

"There is a difference between heartache and doting."

"Although stupid, Li Tiezhu's starting point is right."

The program continues. When we arrive at the grinding yard, the children are divided into two teams to go down the tunnel to do the task and find some lost items at home. Of course, this is also a routine.

But parents are still worried that the tunnel is too dark and the children are afraid.

Deng Lun said, "Li Tiezhu certainly doesn't worry. From his educational point of view, the tunnel is a little black, isn't it?"

Everyone looks at Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu held Jiashi crawler: "how can you not worry? Children are most afraid of darkness and the unknown. I was afraid of darkness when I was young. I don't want Jiashi crawler to go. Is the design of your program group a little stupid? Haven't you considered the feelings of children?"

The other four dads were stunned. The painting style changed suddenly.

Dun roon: "iron pillars are also afraid of the dark?"

Li Tiezhu said, "yes, what's the matter? What I fear most in the entertainment industry is Gu Dale and Zhou Xingxing!"

Wu Zuen: "wait! Gu dale is black, isn't Zhou Xingxing black?"

Li Tiezhu: "his heart is black."

Wu Zuen: "

Village head: "don't worry, dads. There will be no problem if the cameraman and the staff of the director team go down with the children. You can also practice your courage."

Dun roon: "I dare not go down and let the children go. It's too claustrophobic below."

Li Tiezhu: "I think we should pull the village head to take the jumping machine to practice courage."

After a while, the children were still going down the tunnel to perform their tasks.

Crawling with excrement was a little afraid: "godfather, is there a monster below?"

Li Tiezhu: "no! But remember, don't run when you see something you're afraid of, you know? Beat him! Kill him!"

"Really?"

Li Tiezhu: "are insects afraid?"

"Afraid!"

"Are dead insects afraid?"

"Not afraid."

"That's right! You must be right to listen to me. Fight when you encounter something you're afraid of."

"I know, Godfather."

Then, there was a strange scene in the tunnel mission. Hem was directly frightened to cry, while crawling with shit was directly incarnated as a warrior. No matter what NPC he met, he was punched and kicked.

Fat Xuan was stunned: "climb with shit. I think you can be the champion when you grow up."

Crawling with shit: "isn't the champion your father?"

Pangxuan: "yes!"

He thought, "why should I be your father? I'm still a child! I don't have a girlfriend yet."

Pangxuan: "

Crawling with excrement: "why don't I be your godfather?"

Pangxuan: "stop talking!"

The accompanying cameraman and staff laughed, and sure enough, the columnization was serious.

Barrage:

"What a good child. It's a pity to meet Li Tiezhu."

"Fat Xuan doubts life, ha!"

"It's super brave to climb with shit!"

"That NPC was probably kicked so that his ankle hurt and I laughed to death."

"Hum, it's really hard to say. It's really not pleasant."

"The three girls and three boys didn't cry, so they hummed and cried."

"Why should I be your father?"

"I have to eat half a bucket of instant noodles again..."

On the ground, five dads were sitting around a stone table, ready to draw lots for their next task. I don't know why, after the children left, the fathers suddenly became a lot more cheerful and immoral.