Chapter 574

The lottery hasn't been conducted yet. We talked first. The topic naturally began with children, and then evolved to hope that children don't want to grow up and enter the entertainment industry. Girls' fathers are mostly opposed, while boys' fathers are relatively calm.

Deng Lun said strangely, "iron pillar, what about you?"

Everyone was no longer so strange to Li Tiezhu and looked at him one after another.

Li Tiezhu shrugged: "it still depends on brother pheasant. I don't count."

Dun roon: "who asked you? He asked you if your children would like to enter the entertainment industry in the future?"

Liu Dazhuang mended his knife: "yes, you said you and your girlfriend had children as soon as they graduated."

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, me! First of all, I should study hard. I just suffer the loss of no culture. On the premise of reading good books, they can do anything."

Du Dayan threw out a slightly more difficult question: "you made your debut in high school. It is said that you have worked on construction sites before. Do you think the entertainment industry is too complicated?"

Wu Zuen was surprised and said, "Oh really? He made his debut in high school? That's to ask. What do you think of the entertainment industry?"

Li Tiezhu is also used to it. No matter where he goes, he is that alien.

Although we are not necessarily aimed at him, we are naturally curious and ridiculed about him, because he is too popular and belongs to a type that can not be copied.

Seeing that everyone was so curious, the village head sat down and listened. Li Tiezhu didn't answer well.

Li Tiezhu thought for a moment. First, he smiled, "I dare say, do you dare to broadcast?"

The village head said, "just say, we'll cut off those that can't be broadcast."

"Yes, at least we can hear it," dunroon said

Li Tiezhu nodded: "OK! Let's talk about it a little bit. I've been hanging out with those workers who eat, drink, whore and gamble on the construction site for many years, but I still don't touch alcohol and tobacco. As soon as I step into the entertainment industry, I will smoke and drink immediately, which can explain the problem! There are also various yin-yang contracts, Sino Japanese cultural exchange support, American cultural funds, one by one. One is more evil, and another makes me deceive Chinese people A stupid organization of vegetarians and artificial meat. You're not surprised. Obviously, everyone has experienced it. So, if this circle is not clean, let me say it? "

Du Dayan: "how dare you say!"

Li Tiezhu looked at him: "don't you know an actor? Last time a coal boss came to the door to invest in my TV series, he didn't ask for anything, as long as the actress accompanied him. I almost smoked him at that time, but my agent told me that this was the simplest investor in the circle, and there were no brain crippling requirements except the actress. Hey!"

Deng lune nodded again and again: "I'm familiar with this. The coal boss is the most honest... Do you have to cut this paragraph“

The village head stared: "what else? Hurry and change the topic."

Dun roon: "iron pillar, what has changed in your life since you became famous?"

Li Tiezhu said, "I have money."

Dun roon: what's the details

Li Tiezhu: "specifically, I dare to turn on the second gear of the electric fan. Sometimes I have tried the third gear. It's too exciting. My father advised me not to waste so much, but there's no way. The conditions are already so good."

Dun roon: "

The others were stunned and then laughed.

Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "I buy instant noodles in barrels instead of in bags. Dare you believe it? It's such a luxury!"

Dun roon cried and laughed: "why do you punish me? I'm your fan!"

"Really?"

"I just fell in love with it. My daughter daonianzi is your fan. She can sing your song" you look so funny. "

"Ah..."

"How did you get along with songzhuer?"

"She looks good! Especially her eyes are big and make-up looks like sea urchins."

"Is that a compliment?"

"Yes."

"I suggest you don't praise people in the future..."

"Your suggestion is not important. Don't say it in the future."

"But she's your girlfriend! She's also a popular little Huadan and someone else's idol."

"Idols still have to pluck their nose hair."

"I..."

"Brother! Dare you say you haven't secretly torn the skin of your feet? Haven't you smelled your socks?"

Li Tiezhu can pick up people's words easily. Is this "muscle memory"?

Deng Luen was miserable. For a time, he wanted to resist. Although they said that Li Tiezhu had fierce firepower against people, he was actually a little dissatisfied. Now... He regretted it.

Several other spectators had already laughed wildly.

Du big eye also asked, "Dun roon, so have you ever torn your feet?"

Barrage:

"It's not good to provoke anyone. I have to provoke Li Tiezhu..."

"Turn on the second gear of the fan and buy instant noodles in barrels. It's really expanding!"

"Oh... Man! Money goes bad."

"Li Tiezhu is so cruel that he won't let go of his girlfriend."

"I really want to see the expression of songzhuer when he sees this program."

"I suspect serious brother installed surveillance video in my house."

"Everything is said."

"Have you ever smelled the hand pulling your ass?"

"Horizontal trough..."

"I've eaten nasal excrement. It's very salty."

"I usually save it and bake it."

"Do you still eat now? I send you one or two fresh goods every day!"

After the atmosphere opened, the village head came over with a bamboo basket filled with several sweets and invited everyone to eat sweets. In fact, it was a draw.

Some people draw a kilo of flour, some half a kilo, the most three kilos, and Deng Lun doesn't need to grind flour.

Li Tiezhu couldn't figure it out. It added up to less than ten kilograms of noodles. What's good to smoke.

However, he knew that none of these artists came from the countryside to travel and experience life.

……

Next, pangxuan and Jiashi crawling came to a table full of fruits and vegetables, where they can take something.

The little sister in front of the table peeled out a lollipop and handed it to pangxuan. Pangxuan refused on the grounds of losing weight. She handed it to jiashicrawler: "here you are. You don't have to lose weight."

"Aunt, are you trying to buy me off?"

Little sister: "what am I buying you for? Have a taste of it."

Clip excrement climb son to take over, ate a mouthful, said to fat Xuan: "don't worry, I have eaten, no poison."

So fat Xuan and his brother also took one.

The little sister was going crazy: "shit crawling, how can my sister poison?"

"I don't know. Godfather asked me to come down and meet one by one. If you give me sugar, I won't beat you."

Little sister: "

Clip excrement climb son and fat Xuan walked together, and then they met the crying hem.

"Don't cry, men can't cry."

Crawling with shit and eating sugar to comfort hem.

Hem saw the sugar: "I want to eat this."

Crawling with excrement took out the sugar: "this is strawberry. It's delicious."

Then he ate himself again.

Hum: "hum... I want to eat."

Crawling with excrement: "do you want to eat? Call big brother."

Hum: "big brother!"

"There's no sugar, next time."

Hum: "wow..."

He shook his head and walked away: "people who can't stand temptation don't deserve to be big brother!"

He went back to the room, took another sugar, gave it to hem, and said, "call me big brother later."

Hem immediately smiled. Just eat sugar.

Barrage:

"It's over! It's over..."

"It's really blackened. Li Tiezhu is fully responsible."

"What a big brother!"

"For Mao, I think the columnar shit crawling is more lovely?"

"You're not alone! + 1"

"I'm very careful about temperament."

"I'm so afraid of crawling with shit and punching hem."

"Suddenly I look forward to the children of Li Tiezhu and songzhuer. It must be a monster!"

"Iron front page serious brother?"

"Boys, I hope they look like iron pillars."

On the ground, Li Tiezhu went out and worked hard to grind ten kilograms of noodles with a stone mill, which solved everyone's task.

It's not that Li Tiezhu wants to be in the limelight, but that these guys don't want to experience at all and want to be paralyzed.

The program team met and confirmed that they had passed the customs.

Du Da Yan said, "thank you, thank you!"

Wu Zuen: "I think you made a stone mill in Oh Huo primitive man. You're really great."

Liu Dazhuang said, "you grind so fast, as fast as a donkey."

Li Tiezhu snorted coldly, "it's not me. I can hold two donkeys alone!"

Deng lune: "brother Zhu, what do you compare with a donkey?"

Li Tiezhu: "you can't have more than half a donkey."

Well, he was sanctioned again, but he had to eat at night. Deng Lun was not angry. He heard that there were fried snails at night.

At this time, under the organization of the program group, the children finally found the things left in their homes. The others were OK. They were ordinary. The inverted twist was different. She held a little sheep.

The children were very excited when they saw their father. Obviously, they were still a little afraid.

Crawling with excrement jumped over with a shovel: "Godfather! Look, I found the shovel. I didn't cry. I also brought candy to hem. He called me big brother."

Li Tiezhu: "well, big brother is great!"

Crawling with excrement also asked for praise. Li Tiezhu passed him directly, walked towards Deng lune and daonianzi, and picked up the white sheep with one hand.

"It must be twenty pounds less?"

"Baa ~"

Deng ruen looked at Li Tiezhu suspiciously, and then his expression gradually lost control: "brother Zhu! Is this good? Is this bad? The mother sheep is still waiting in the sheepfold. You can't let it send white haired sheep to black haired sheep."

Li Tiezhu raised the lamb: "it's also a white haired sheep!"

The village head ran over: "iron pillar! Don't do anything, okay? This is our own show. You kill the lamb? Scare the children."

Li Tiezhu: "my saliva has come down. Tell me this?"

Village head: "not anyway. Pay attention to the impact."

Li Tiezhu: "well, I have your sheep now! I'll limit you to provide ten kilograms of mutton to our five groups of families tonight, or I'll tear up the ticket!"

Village head: "this is not an unlimited challenge..."

Deng lune was also greedy by Li Tiezhu and said, "village head! My sheep! It's innocent. Let's raise our hands and vote. Those who agree to pay a ransom of ten kilograms of mutton raise their hands."

Then he raised his hand.

Du Dayan, Liu Dazhuang and Wu Zuen followed and raised their hands.

The village head was alone and looked confused.

Li Tiezhu whispered, "roast mutton at night. The village head will come together."

Village head: "ah! Life is above all else. We should set a good example for children to love animals."

Come on, he raised his hand too, pious.