Chapter 575

Children don't understand what adults are doing. They are still immersed in the joy of "returning to the world".

He raised his hand and said to hem, "you, raise your hand with me."

Hem raised his hand: "why do you raise your hand?"

Crawling with shit: "I don't know."

In the end, the vote was overwhelmingly passed, and the program group needed to pay an additional ten kilograms of mutton.

Li Tiezhu put the lamb in the barrel and handed it to Deng Lun.

Then, the five groups of father and son went home with their things. The lamb jumped out of the barrel and ran in front of Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "in fact, the lamb's meat is still more tender. Ten kilograms of mutton is lost."

"Baa (mom sells the batch)..."

The sheep turned and ran back to Deng Lun. He was picked up. If it were an alpaca, he would have spit on Li Tiezhu.

When he got home, Li Tiezhu simply cooked two dishes and ate with him. Snail and mutton were moved to the night snack because the program team had just sent someone to drive ten miles away to buy mutton, which was an additional blackmail.

In this regard, Li Tiezhu won't feel embarrassed at all. He doesn't have a dime to come to this program. What's the matter with eating mutton?

In fact, everyone with a clear eye knows that Li Tiezhu took the place of pheasant to participate in the program, which made money. In addition to Li Tiezhu's huge popularity, it mainly creates different topics and gimmicks for the program to better promote marketing.

If nothing else, the topic of "Li Tiezhu's participation in where's dad" will certainly be popular.

As for whether the headlines are hard to say, it depends on whether Wang Fengfa sends new songs or not.

Li Tiezhu's dishes are very simple, including sliced mushrooms and meat, fried cabbage in soy sauce, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, green vegetables and tofu soup. In addition, he also made a colorful fried rice with excrement.

The so-called colorful fried rice is actually fried with carrots, ham sausage, cucumber, eggs and tomatoes. In order not to make the rice too hard, milk is added in the process of frying. Egg flowers are evenly wrapped on rice grains soaked with milk. They are golden and very beautiful.

Crawling with excrement ate quickly. His nose and face were stained with rice grains. He didn't eat food for him.

"Eat more vegetables."

"Godfather, why don't you eat?"

"I'll eat later. I'll eat quickly. Eat the cabbage leaves!"

Li Tiezhu tore off the cabbage rod and put it in his bowl. He put the cabbage leaves into the little spoon with excrement. His tone was very gentle.

"Ah Wu ah Wu..."

"Do you want any more cabbage?"

"Want to eat."

"Slow down, no one will rob you."

"OK."

Eating, crawling with excrement, he suddenly smiled strangely, then covered his mouth and whispered to the camera: "he likes me, Hei hei..."

Li Tiezhu couldn't help smiling. Isn't this nonsense? If I hate you, can your father cheat me? It's a big deal. I'll arrange an ambulance for him and drag him to the castle bit by bit.

The staff of the program team added a knife: "Dad Li is really much softer than brother pheasant today."

Li Tiezhu's face was black and red. He was suddenly shy. He was praised a little uncomfortable and scratched his head: "in fact, brother pheasant is also very gentle, but he is too introverted and not good at expression."

The barrage is crisp:

"I want to have a son for Li Tiezhu!"

"Serious brother, do you still lack sons? Twenty-five or six."

"This multicolored fried rice is hard at first sight."

"Tearing cabbage leaves is too spoiled?"

"Who says that a straight man like Li Tiezhu doesn't deserve a girlfriend? In fact, he is just earth, and his heart is still very thin."

"Songzhuer is so happy..."

"When will Li Tiezhu have a baby? Say it in advance. I'll pinch the time to hang myself."

"Be a man upstairs!"

"No! I'm not a man!"

"Didn't anyone say he blackmailed the program group mutton?"

"There's nothing to say. It's just normal operation."

"If it had been in Oh Huo primitive man, the lamb should have been cut out by now."

"This is a different serious brother."

After that, the program interrupted an interview with Li Tiezhu, which will be conducted after each episode is recorded. Some appropriate pictures are edited and put into the positive film for adjustment.

The staff asked, "what prompted you to participate in this program?"

Li Tiezhu: "I've known him for a long time. He's very cute, so I wrote the song exclusive memory for his father."

Staff: "so, do you write songs for him in the face of crawling with shit?"

Li Tiezhu: "otherwise? Brother pheasant's face is so smelly. Why should I give him face?"

Staff member: "are you not very happy with brother pheasant in private?"

Li Tiezhu: "he doesn't get along very well with anyone. We have a generation gap! But sister Cai is very nice! I can talk to Bao Er with shit."

Staff: "what are you talking about?"

Li Tiezhu: "talk about concave convex man, diga, Dana, Gaia, aguru, jestis, nexus... Although he doesn't know as much as I do, after all, I have a deep foundation of watching movies for ten years, but he is very smart..."

Staff: "..."

As soon as the picture turns, Li Tiezhu and Bao Shibo look at the bump man on the tablet together after dinner. Their eyes are focused, and they also make calls of surprise, excitement or depression from time to time.

"Change!"

"Please... Stop the wave, brother! I'm going to be killed."

"Damn the little monster!"

I have to say that the editor is God. After the interview, he takes this paragraph without any sense of violation.

The three views of the barrage are destroyed:

"I'm blind! Li Tiezhu, do you see a man so devoted?"

"It's louder than crawling with shit..."

"Who has a video of killing attapulgite? Send it to Li Tiezhu to let him see the dangers of society."

"Serious brother is so naive."

"When watching mushroom house and oh Huo primitive man, I felt that Li Tiezhu was mature and distressing... Unexpectedly!"

"I didn't expect that serious brother is not serious at all!"

"Very good. At least he's not a bitter poor child. He'll be in charge early. He'll still watch TV."

"Be tolerant of him. He's only twenty."

"Li Tiezhu: I'm still that boy!"

"When he was on the good voice of China two years ago, I saw him watch it."

"No wonder it's so good to climb with shit."

"Don't be a godfather and a son. Why don't you two bow down?"

"Shit, it hurts me."

The staff of the program team reminded: "teacher Tiezhu, it's almost time. It's time to go."

Li Tiezhu waved impatiently: "Oh, don't make trouble! It's about to change."

Staff: "but..."

Li Tiezhu: "after watching this episode, there will be one episode!"

Staff: "Pooh... Er, OK, OK."

Therefore, Li Tiezhu and Jiashi crawling are the last father and son to arrive at the mission site. Moreover, they are still discussing the plot all the way, and the atmosphere is quite warm.

The game was played in a large room covered with tatami. Everyone took off their shoes and entered.

After the village head briefly introduced the rules of the game, he asked everyone to take their seats according to their age. The atmosphere was a little embarrassed and asked each other about each other's year of birth.

Village head: "if brother pheasant had been here, he should have been the first. He was in 1969. Who is the eldest brother now?"

Then he looked at Liu Dazhuang.

Liu Dazhuang also looked at the village head and wondered, "is it me?"

He said in his heart, how can you be younger than me when you are so old?

Village head: "I'm 73."

Liu Dazhuang was speechless and consciously climbed over and sat first. The village head followed the climate and occupied the position of second brother.

Then, Wu Zuen and Du Dayan looked at each other.

Wu Zuen: "I'm seventy-nine."

Du Dayan immediately made a gesture of invitation: "after 80, ha ha..."

Then Du big eyes looked at Dun roon again.

Dun roon slammed the second kill: "don't look at us after 90."

Du Dayan shook his head and sat down.

Now, behind Du Dayan is Deng ruen, and then behind Li Tiezhu.

Liu Dazhuang said, "what about you two? After 90."

Dun roon: "yes, I'm older than him. I'm 92."

Liu Dazhuang was also severely hit, which is a 20-year-old gap! He was born in 1972.

But he couldn't help but wonder: "where's the iron pillar?"

Li Tiezhu is doing a concave convex man's transformation posture across the air with a piece of shit. He is stunned and says, "I was in 1998, my father was in 1973, as big as the village head."

The crowd burst into laughter and Liu Dazhuang beat the ground.

Damn Li Tiezhu, he's only twenty!

Next, the real game begins. According to international practice, this game is much more boring than giving up your seat just now. It's a question of who should eat the eggs. First give it to the oldest, and then slowly let it back.

The children are so bored that they explode. Why isn't it over yet?

Hem and crawling with excrement often run around to make trouble. Du Dayan has a good character. He doesn't have a fierce child, and Li Tiezhu doesn't.

The village head couldn't help sighing: "if brother pheasant was there, the shit crawler would be severely stared back."

Li Tiezhu: "is he so violent? Dare he beat children on the program?"

Village head: "I'm talking about staring with my eyes, not pedaling!"

Li Tiezhu: "Oh."

At this time, the egg came to Du Dayan's hand: "thank you for Deng Lun's help in taking care of my children. He was lucky and hard that day. Moreover, he was the youngest of our permanent guests. It was not easy. So I think the egg should be given to him!"

The eggs change hands. It's Dun roon's turn to perform.

Deng Lun is also an old schemer. Bo Ai: "I have a habit of eating eggs. I don't eat egg yolk or egg white..."

Laughter rang out.

The children look blank. Are the fathers crazy? What's so funny about such a boring thing?

Then, Deng Lun looked at Li Tiezhu and was ready to continue to be humble.

Li Tiezhu said, "I don't eat. I want to keep my stomach for mutton kebabs."

Dun roon: "er..."

The village head was speechless: "OK, cut off the sentence just now. You can eat it directly, otherwise you can't end this link."

So Dun roon ate the egg yolk and left the egg white on the plate. Of course, the camera didn't shoot the egg white.

Finally, it was the children's turn to be humble. No child dared to eat the same routine.

Finally, Li Tiezhu was worried about the snail and mutton at home. It happened that the egg came to Jiashi crawling's hand and said, "Jiashi crawling, do you want to eat?"

"Godfather, i... hey hey..."

Li Tiezhu: "it's very simple. You can eat if you want, but ask other children if they want to eat. You can share what you want. OK, big brother!"

Shit crawling realized.

He put down the plate and stood up, his expression gradually sacred: "if you want to eat eggs, call me big brother, and I'll give you a piece!"

Hum: "big brother!"

(I went back to the countryside to eat tender corn, so the update was a little late. Sorry!)