Chapter 576

Little bubble: "big brother!"

Inverted Nianzi: "big brother!"

Brother and sister: "big brother!"

Crawling with excrement is very happy. He has finally become a real big brother. Divide eggs, divide eggs, you and him

The fathers applauded one after another, and the children knew how to share.

The eggs were quickly divided, and there was one piece left... The smallest.

The little mouth shriveled up and crawled with excrement. It was wronged. Baba looked at the egg the size of the fingernail in his hand and at Li Tiezhu: "Godfather..."

Dads are overjoyed and immoral.

Li Tiezhu said, "now you know it's hard to be a big brother? Big brother has to take care of his little brother and eat small pieces by himself. Do you still want to be a big brother?"

Crawling with excrement ate the egg white, shook his head, and then nodded again.

Li Tiezhu: "this question is too profound. Keep it and think about it slowly. You don't have to tell me the answer right away."

Of course, I can't understand it. I look at a loss.

Du Dayan was also dazed: "it's still profound. What's so profound? Brother can't divide things himself. Of course, he has to bite first before dividing them! Ha ha..."

Dun roon nodded and smiled.

Liu Dazhuang said, "you're wrong. Our big brother was the big brother in the Xiangjiang film. He came out to talk about righteousness to cover his little brother, right?"

The village head nodded again and again: "yes! The memory and understanding of an era are different. Tie Zhu, what's the big brother in your eyes? Do you have a big brother?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes."

He didn't say any more, because people like him know it's not suitable to say this on this occasion.

Village head: "is your eldest brother the eldest brother? Your master?"

Li Tiezhu couldn't resist: "hee hee... ER! No."

Soon, the evening game was over, and everyone began to prepare supper in the yard where the game was recorded, because... There was an electric oven here.

Li Tiezhu skillfully sliced and pickled mutton, while others were responsible for stringing mutton kebabs. Li Tiezhu cut the snails with scissors and quickly prepared the side dishes. Then live, burn firewood, put oil in the hot pot

Before long, Li Tiezhu took out a large basin of Perilla fried snails. In the yard, the village head and Du Dayan had roasted the mutton.

Children each have a bottle of yogurt and adults have a bottle of beer. The atmosphere suddenly rises.

However, because the village head's craftsmanship is too anti-human, Li Tiezhu once again tied an apron under the attention of thousands of people. With his skillful barbecue skills and the natural and elegant style of cumin, Li Tiezhu once again conquered a group of food friends.

Dads applauded one after another, then quickly bowed their heads and picked snails with toothpicks, which was too perfunctory.

Crawling with excrement picked five snails and put them in the bowl. He took the bowls and chopsticks and fed them to Li Tiezhu. He said with a smile, "Godfather! Snails eat well. Here you eat ~"

Other dads were sour and hinted that their children fed themselves snails.

Li Tiezhu handed a freshly roasted mutton kebab without pepper to jiashicraw, took the bowl and said, "I'll do it, you're free!"

Then he looked up and inhaled the five snail meat storms.

Crawling with excrement, holding a bowl, nibbling on the delicious mutton string, hopped away.

Barrage:

"What did I say? Where Li Tiezhu goes is the mushroom house."

"Turn all variety shows into food programs."

"If iron pillars were more handsome, they would be really invincible."

"Joke, does Li Tiezhu need a face?"

"He has become such a global superstar. His album is out of stock in beimi."

"No matter how handsome you are, there won't be much bonus."

"Serious people, who likes handsome guys?"

"It's too warm to climb with shit! The first warm man."

"Brother pheasant cried faintly in the toilet."

"Watching the program, I silently opened my mobile phone and ordered a roast mutton kebab."

"I've gained ten pounds since I powdered Li Tiezhu!"

"Songzhuer: me too."

"Ha ha! Indeed, pine and bamboo have won a lot in the past two years!"

……

When the program was broadcast, it was two weeks later.

The pheasant family watched the program at Xiangjiang's home. They could bear it in front. When they saw that they were crawling with excrement to pick snails for Li Tiezhu, the pheasant finally couldn't help it and said sour:

"Why? I haven't stripped anything for me to eat, but there are still five..."

Sister Cai: "ask your son yourself, what am I doing?"

The pheasant looked at his son watching TV with a giggle and said, "forget it, Li Tiezhu will drop his head, they said."

Sister Cai turned a huge white eye: "shit crawling, why do you feed godfather to eat snails?"

"Because of you, he is very lucky and bitter! And... I like him."

Sister Cai suddenly came to the spirit: "you like Godfather more than you stay in the enemy, right?"

Crawling with excrement glanced at the old father: "yes, ah... Yes."

Pheasant frowned: "why?"

Crawling with excrement and dancing: "because Godfather will fall and get hurt, godfather will also play with mud and catch snails, and he will fight with me with a wooden stick. In addition, he will make his clothes very dirty... He doesn't hurt me... The most important thing is that he knows a lot of bump man, and he knows every bump man's unique skills..."

Sister Cai looked at the pheasant and said, "do you understand?"

Pheasant: "do you understand?"

Sister Cai sneered: "I don't know what it means for you to pretend to be cool in front of your son all day. Crazy line! There is a word in the mainland called grounding."

Pheasant: "I'm also a poor man. I'm poorer than Li Tiezhu."

Sister Cai's tone suddenly softened: "do you know how bitter he is? When you first started out, you were not a fool. Why did you cheat Tiezhu? You can't worship Godfather well? You have to force the palace!"

The pheasant counselled, bowed his head and muttered, "it's a little higher. I didn't lie to him."

Sister Cai: "how dare you say that you didn't let jiashicrawler recognize him as the godfather in order to leave a way for his son? Do you think we are old and jiashicrawler is too young?"

The pheasant immediately felt uncomfortable all over, scratched left and right, tilted his mouth and tilted his head: "you say it is, I went to take a bath."

Sister Cai turned her eyes and shook her head. She said in her heart that men are really stupid! As everyone knows, people have long been insightful, but they don't mind. Nothing else, it's wrong for pheasants to bully Li Tiezhu.

Seeing the foolish enemy gone, crawling with shit came over and said, "Mommy, can Godfather take me to the program next time?"

Sister Cai: "why?"

"The food made by godfather is delicious. Godfather also taught me to be a big brother. When a big brother, I have to share and take responsibility."

Sister Cai looked at her son in surprise. He was only four years old.

He thought about it carefully and said, "be a capable person, and then help others, the disabled, the elderly and small basin friends who can't afford to read..."

Sister Cai hugged him and said, "you've finally done something."

At this time, it was being broadcast on TV that the barbecue party was over. Li Tiezhu climbed home with excrement on his back, and then skillfully made a fire to boil water to wash his face, feet, pajamas, milk, diapers, and tell stories to coax him to sleep.

Then there are several others who are in a hurry to burn hot water.

Seeing this scene, sister Cai admires it. Songzhu is so lucky! Unlike my family, when I go home, it's like a wild boar going down the mountain... It's an arch to my son.

This one, the pheasant with great speed of light bathing skill, came out after taking a bath, and then... Rushed to climb with excrement and rushed over

Sister Cai sent a wechat to songzhuer: "my family is like a wild boar. It's hopeless!"

Matsushita: "this one in my house is a donkey."

Sister Caixin said that Tiezhu was really stupid in private. In this way, it was a little balanced.

……

On the second day of recording the program, Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning. After washing, he didn't go running. He wore headphones to make music arrangement. It wasn't a song he bought. It was an episode in "people in an embarrassing way". He bought it from the film.

By 7:30, crawling with shit didn't wake up.

Li Tiezhu knew that he would start to record the program at 8:30, so he put down his tablet and made breakfast.

Soup dumplings, egg cakes, eight treasure porridge.

Although there were only three, they immediately compared other dads.

When Li Tiezhu saw that he hadn't woken up yet, he made several hand rolling noodles, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Deng Lun and the village head, inviting them to come over for breakfast.

After getting ready, it was already eight o'clock. Li Tiezhu went to wake up Jiashi crawling.

Crawling with excrement was confused. Li Tiezhu took off his diapers. I'll go. Is it two and a half kilograms?

Change your clothes, take shit and climb out to wash your face, and then wake up.

The other two families also came and we had breakfast together.

Then I went to record the program.

In the morning, afternoon and evening, the three recordings were not long. They went early and finished early. They were still a little dry at noon.

This is a wonderful task, or do adults and children separate. Several dads changed into escort clothes to learn martial arts, while the little basin friends were divided into two waves. One wave went to the bank to settle accounts, and the other wave played the role of solving the case. Among them, as the eldest brother, Bao Er with shit naturally became a county magistrate.

The first case was the case of a little girl whose parents brushed their mobile phones at home and didn't play with her. When everyone looked at the dog, the big brother was very calm.

"Cut!"

I lost a sign.

A group of people almost laughed crazy. The little girl who played the victim was always on-line. She didn't hold up and laughed.

Everyone advised one after another that they should not be sentenced to another.

"Then I don't know."

Master: "do you think the children are right, or her parents are right?"

Crawling with excrement suddenly showed a strange smile: "chocolate!"

Huh??

Then, the program team intervened. Temo chocolate came and let him play freely. It may be popcorn.

Reminded by the program team, he said, "you can't play with your mobile phone in the future."

The two actors immediately repented and performed well.

Clip excrement to climb son: "OK! Call me big brother, and you can go."

Actor: "big brother!"

Actress: "thank you, brother!"

The escort agency is a little strange. A row of fathers squat in a row with barbed hats. It's called Zha Ma bu. There are also needles under their hips. It's a loss to pierce the balloons above or below.

Li Tiezhu couldn't help but make complaints about it: "village head, this is not a horse riding step, this posture is squatting large size. Five people squatted into a row, should be old style public toilets."

Village head: "don't talk nonsense."

Li Tiezhu looked at Deng lune: "elder brother, have you been pulling for a long time? Constipation or thin? Eh! It sounds like thin, and there is a breath sound."

Deng lu'en broke his kung fu in seconds and burst his balloon: "ha ha... Village head, Li Tiezhu cheated!"

Playing variety shows, Li Tiezhu is the real brother.