Village head: "there's no excuse. If you lose, you'll lose. You see, the three of them are red and still holding on."
Dun roon was speechless and had to admit defeat.
Li Tiezhu said, "they blushed, probably because of hemorrhoids. My brothers and uncles, I brought Ma Yinglong!"
Du Dayan: "shut up!"
Li Tiezhu: "inhale, exhale! Inhale, fart."
Du Dayan: "Po ~ village head, I reported that someone harassed me and interfered with my horse step."
Li Tiezhu said, "you are also called a horse step? Except for uncle Liu Dazhuang and me, you are all squatting in the toilet and are not professional at all. Come, learn from me, raise your head, raise your chest, tighten your abdomen and hips, that is, tighten your eyes..."
"Poof... I can't stand it!"
Du Dayan gave up and blew himself up. He couldn't carry it anyway.
Wu Zuen is still insisting. Anyway, he is also a fitness maniac. Hold on for face.
Li Tiezhu quietly Mimi came over and said, "Uncle Wu, I've seen you play shaking fish. It's so handsome and miserable. At that time, I was still in the first grade of primary school..."
Wu Zuen inhaled: "that was your uncle Guo! Don't talk!"
Li Tiezhu: "Oh... Guo Lindong was so handsome when he was young? I remember he sang very well, round and round..."
Poof
Wu Zuen was so angry that he stood up, and the balloon burst, drenching one end of the water. He said to Li Tiezhu, "you said it was Lin Jiangnan. Although it was very similar to Guo Lindong, it was not alone. You're going to kill me!"
Du big eye low voice to Deng Lu Tu Tu: "make complaints about Li Tiezhu!"
Dun roon: variety bar
Over there, Liu Dazhuang showed his muscles and shouted to Li Tiezhu: "come on, all the idle people have retired from the race. Let's compete and see who has been walking for a long time!"
The three weak chickens eliminated were immediately dissatisfied:
"Who are the idle people?"
"We are persecuted by Li Tiezhu!"
"If it hadn't been for Li Tiezhu, I could have gone to the end of the world..."
Li Tiezhu looked at Liu Dazhuang. In terms of muscles, he is indeed stronger than himself, but at the same time, he has a heavy burden, because he weighs more. Moreover, he is an old comrade who is almost 50 years old.
inappropriate.
So Li Tiezhu said, "my horse step is not very standard, because my master doesn't teach me Kung Fu. I admit defeat, but it's not me, it's Cheng Dalong."
People suddenly looked silly. Is that ok?
I'm afraid it's not a fake apprentice? It is said that he is still the last disciple to enter the house! Cheng Dalong's night holiday is not guaranteed... Er, well, he has no holiday!
Village head: "everyone practiced very well today. How do you feel?"
Dun roon, who was the first to give up, said shamelessly, "it feels very good!"
Village head: "where are the legs?"
Dun roon: "er..."
Du Dayan: "no legs, what are legs?"
Dun roon: "yes, I'm a drama man now."
Liu Dazhuang's serious face: "just after practicing, the whole body is hot. After practicing for a while, it's just time to eat."
Li Tiezhu said, "yes! I didn't run five kilometers today, just to make up for the amount of exercise. I'll make up some carbon water at noon, perfect!"
Village head: "I didn't expect you to ask me about food. Don't you care about the children?"
Li Tiezhu: "Dad wants to eat too!"
The lunch was really rich. The children came back from their work and chirped. Only hem and cry, which seemed very aggrieved.
It's awesome to climb with shit. I brought back the county magistrate's token and said that I would lose the sign if I wanted to hit anyone in the future.
After dinner, as usual, there is a lunch break, and then another round of small games. Then, the recording of these two episodes is over.
Finally, the children and fathers were interviewed separately.
Li Tiezhu's interview was always very wild. Later, the staff didn't dare to ask, but they couldn't stay overnight before they finished asking the questions on the card.
"Well... Mr. Li Tiezhu, what do you think of the way you take care of your children? What's your score if the full score is 10?"
"Ten."
"Ah? Don't you be a little modest?"
"What is modesty? I think this way is very, but I don't do well. Give me four or five points."
"Why is this way so important?"
"Because my father took me this way when I was a child. My mother left early. He had to take me to work alone, and I didn't get bad. Isn't it too much?"
"So... Did you learn your father's way of crawling with shit?"
"Yes, but it must not be so good. It's not me to climb with shit. I don't know if my way is right."
"Is there anything between you and your father that makes you remember deeply?"
"Your question is not on the card?"
"The audience should want to hear."
"Well, there are many things that I remember deeply. For example, when I was a child, I wanted to ride a cow but couldn't climb up. Other people's children would be beaten, but my old man would hold me on the back of the cow. When I was ill, he never made medicine for me personally. Instead, he drove me to the town hospital to spend money on medicine, although he often treated other people's children. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, and he went back to work No matter how tired I am, I will try my best to cook delicious food for me. Basically, it's not heavy for a month. I learned my cooking skills at that time. Now, my brother begins to add supplementary food, and he studies recipes online all day. It's very good. "
Speaking of this period, Li Tiezhu seemed extremely proud and proud of his father.
The staff was also quite moved: "you have a good father."
Li Tiezhu nodded, not modest at all: "Of course! When he was the poorest, he would insist on donating some money for three or four months, but he would take me with him every time. After donating the money, he would receive some donated clothes for me. When I was a child, I asked him why we didn't take our own money and buy new clothes directly? He said that it doesn't matter if the clothes are old or broken, but it's too poor if people are ill and injured."
"You'll teach your children the same way in the future, won't you?"
"Of course."
Barrage:
"When I saw Li Tiezhu miss his mother, I didn't expect his father to be so good."
"I'll go, and I'll be moved."
"Cooking for a month is not the same? This is a talent!"
"Suddenly I want to see where old man Li takes Li Tiezhu to his father."
"In fact, it's OK for old man Li to take an iron egg on the program for two years."
"The program group is arranged!"
"When I was a child, I rode a cow and was hung up to fight."
"Li Tiezhu's simplicity emanates from his bones."
"So is earth."
"Old man Li's poor donation behavior is estimated to be a pile of people in the house?"
"It is the foolish behavior of old man Li that makes Li Tiezhu such a foolish superstar."
After the recording of the program, Li Tiezhu said goodbye to several other pairs of father and son, because he was not familiar, so there was nothing to say goodbye. They couldn't even say goodbye to Li Tiezhu next time, because Li Tiezhu didn't come.
It's already evening to get back to Changsha in the program group's car. Li Tiezhu rushes to the hospital with shit, but he learns that brother pheasant was discharged yesterday morning.
Li Tiezhu was not surprised. He knew he had been plotted by pheasants.
He took out his cell phone and dialed. It was very noisy there. He couldn't hear what to say. The other party hung up.
Soon, pheasant sent a wechat saying that the hotel was waiting for them.
When Li Tiezhu came back to the hotel with a piece of shit and waited for another hour, brother pheasant came back with a slightly drunk face.
In the first sentence, brother pheasant said, "it's annoying to take care of children?"
Li Tiezhu: "don't bother! Why do you have this idea? You have a problem with your attitude. Let me tell you, uncle, you are the best kind of child. You are obedient, sensible and know how to love people. If he were a father and you were a son, you would never dislike you."
Pheasant: "OK, you like it. Then you'll take him to the program in the future."
Crawling with excrement: "OK!"
Li Tiezhu: "Hey, uncle, you'll lose your shit."
The pheasant still pretended to be cool and hiccupped.
Crawling with excrement: "the foolish enemy has gone to the nightclub again. I want to go back and tell mommy."
The pheasant immediately counseled: "no, no, the enemy is going to have a snack and drink some beer with some old friends at the stall. Don't tell mommy about this. Mommy is so busy..."
Finally, the pheasant said some words of thanks to Li Tiezhu with a cold face. Li Tiezhu didn't take it seriously. He said a few words to jiashicrawler and left.
"Hello? Don't forget the new song!"
"I can't forget! I really owe you."
"Bye Godfather! Remember to come and see me."
"OK! Next time I'll buy you a super invincible huge concave convex man!"
"Hey, hey..."
Li Tiezhu waved and left.
He left his hotel room long ago, and there was a car waiting for him tonight. He had to go to Northern Hubei all night to meet the crew, and he would continue filming early tomorrow morning. Although it was only more than 300 kilometers away, it was early morning when he arrived at the crew, so Li Tiezhu had to make up for his sleep in the car.
I can't help it. I'm tired. If I carry this bowl of rice, I'm not qualified to feel bitter. After all... Actors don't have holidays.
The car was speeding in the dark, and Li Tiezhu was sleepy.
Didi.
The mobile phone rang. Li Tiezhu picked it up and looked. It's time to correct his homework again.
Xu Jiazhen took a bath and took another selfie in the bathroom in front of the mirror. This time, the collar of the nightdress was a little low, revealing less than half of the white steamed bread with a small bag on it.
"I didn't sleep well last night. I got up in the morning and ate a fried dough stick. I'm worried that you didn't eat well in the crew breakfast. Remember to have an egg and a bottle of milk every day. I went to shoot after breakfast. There are a lot of scenes today. The director scolded me for a long time. The deputy director wanted to rule me, but I ignored him all the time, so today I was a little targeted at me. Female No. 2 also said that I robbed her lens. It's a little wronged, but it's also difficult Fortunately... I finished filming late at night. I was so sleepy that I couldn't sleep again after I returned to the hotel. I just took a bath and shaved my legs. Alas, I was bitten by mosquitoes on the crew. After taking a bath, I found such a big bag on my chest. I don't know how mosquitoes get in and bite. It's itchy! Good night! - Xu Jiazhen reports. "
Li Tiezhu replied: "I asked brother Meng to call your producer. It's okay."
"Ah..."
Xu Jiazhen trembled and replied, "thank you. I'm fine."
Li Tiezhu scratched his head and always felt something wrong!