Chapter 620

It's like a hero with residual blood hiding in the grass. Seeing that he was surrounded by several people, he flashed and opened up. He was ready to break the boat. As a result, he found that everyone's blood bar had a color, and the other party gave him a tube of blood.

It's also like before you punch out, you find a ball of cotton opposite.

Li Fugui slapped high-grade Ye Ziyan with a slightly melancholy expression.

Lao Sun said to Li Tiezhu: "you earn so much money a year, won't you buy cigars and red wine to improve your taste?"

Li Tiezhu's daily anti killing: "won't I be cheated when I buy? I have that insight and use it to improve my taste? It's because I know that your things won't be fake. I can rest assured to use them to improve my taste!"

Lao Sun: "but..."

Li Tiezhu: "don't talk when you're angry, otherwise it will hurt."

Lao sun was completely defeated. Since the evil was brought home by his daughter, he had not won, nor had Wangcai.

On the other hand, aunt Lin and Aunt Liu have been in love and talked about the engagement between Li Tiezhu and songzhu'er.

"Good Chinese style! Good Chinese style."

"If you want to do it more grandly, you'd better invite some media reporters and some celebrities in the entertainment industry."

"I can't understand this. Sister Lin, what do you do when you see it? I'll make a set of Chinese jewelry for Zhu Er..."

"OK! I'll find a professional planning company."

"We'll pay for it."

"It's all the same. Mr. Zhou was very generous when he got married. I asked my friend which company he was looking for. Money is not a problem!"

"The one who sings?"

"That's right! The entertainment industry is like this. The king stars finally found a clever and obedient one. But they are not as clever and gentle as my bamboo son!"

"Why?"

"Rich and powerful men, who likes strong wives? My family is not honest. Last month... If I weren't smart, I'm afraid... Hum!"

"It's all the same! Iron egg, his old man hasn't gone out to fool around. I caught him and beat him all the way home to kneel on the washboard."

"No wonder iron pillar... Ha ha ha!"

Aunt Lin's smile is wonderful.

Aunt Liu was in a panic. What a mess. Did I say the wrong thing?

Li Fugui and Lao sun, who were "criticized by name", were already very embarrassed. When they named Li Tiezhu, they were even more embarrassed.

There was an awkward atmosphere in the suddenly quiet air.

Lao sun looked at Li Fugui and said, "smoke."

Li Fugui looked at Lao Sun: "smoke."

The hearty Li Tiezhu was also a little embarrassed: "Mom, change the topic."

It's impossible to say that songzhuer's parents don't know about it.

But their family is not ordinary people. They not only see this kind of thing more, but also have experienced a lot.

Aunt Lin nodded: "Oh, OK! The little guy is still shy! Lao sun, why don't we have a baby too? Look how cute the iron egg is!"

At this time, the lovely iron egg was tearing meat and kicking Aloe on the balcony.

Lao sun was pushed even harder.

Aunt Lin: "I asked Tiezhu to find Chen Yisen, Hei hei..."

No one can compare with songzhuer's mother when she says she has a big heart. Her heart is abnormal.

This is honed in the war of blood and fire. She has torn no less than 20 junior three in her life, which can be called invincible. After all, Lao sun is rich, talented and handsome. How can he be alone?

Lao Sun: "you are old and unsafe."

Aunt Lin: "what do you mean? You still want to find a younger one?"

Lao Sun: "don't mess around, will you? Do you have to say this now? Close the door and say it?"

Aunt Lin turned to look at the door and turned back: "I closed the door."

Genetic genes are powerful and not transferred by human will.

Lao sun covered his face: "Lao Li, smoke!"

Li Fugui: "good smoke! Good smoke!"

Aunt Lin and Aunt Liu chatted again: "sister, let's listen to the crosstalk of Yunde society later! It's useless to listen to crosstalk when we come to Jinmen. Jinmen is unique, crosstalk, Mahua, fried cake and Goubuli."

Aunt Liu: "OK! Can I have your autograph?"

Aunt Lin: "Hey! What's a signature? It's OK to sign an iron egg's ass with an iron pillar."

In fact, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu did a lot of preparatory work before they came, but when they came, they found that the originally thought game of playing strange customs clearance had become a direct chat and tea with the boss.

There was nothing to talk about Li Tiezhu and songzhu'er, so we set a time and a way, and then it was gone.

It feels very empty.

Then, Li Fugui gave the gifts he brought. Everyone took a car to eat some Jinmen snacks, and then went to the new theater of Yunde society.

At six o'clock, the crosstalk began on time.

After the warm-up, one after another, I have to say that Lao Guo's disciples are also striving for success. They didn't give him a share, and the picky old and young men in Jinmen often gave applause.

Li Tiezhu and his family sit on the left in the middle of the second row. The ticket price is very expensive.

From left to right are Aunt Liu, Li Fugui, Li Tiezhu, songzhu'er, aunt Lin and Lao sun. The faces of the three on the left and the three on the right are completely different. They don't look like a family.

Li Fugui and Aunt Liu, who listened to crosstalk at the scene for the first time, were so happy that they didn't even bring iron eggs and threw them to Li Tiezhu.

At first, Li Tiedan was very good. Later, he slowly made mistakes and began to struggle and cry.

On the stage, Guo Dalin was interrupted by the child's cry and said, "yo ~ what's the matter? Look, my egg brother is so anxious. What's the matter? You cry when I say to drink milk. Are you hungry?"

The audience burst into laughter. They teased Li Tiezhu in several programs earlier. Everyone knows that they also come to listen to crosstalk.

Aunt Liu was ashamed. She slapped Li tieegg in the face, took out the bottle and put it in her mouth. The iron egg was immediately refreshing.

Guo Dalin: "brother egg! Brother egg! Yo ~ don't cry? I'm so hungry. Hey! Aunt is a refreshing person at a glance!"

Partner Qin Tao said, "that's right! Aunt Liu is familiar to me. I beat Liu Xiaohua three times a day."

Guo Dalin: "really? No wonder your body looks so strong! You guys, you may not know the one who cried just now. His name is Li Tiedan, Tiezhu's brother, that is, my egg brother. I thought we couldn't play well. My egg brother was angry! Scare me. Where did I just say?"

Qin Tao: "said feeding."

Guo Dalin: "just say, I'll go to your house, and your daughter-in-law doesn't have to be taboo to feed her!"

Qin Tao: "taboo! Taboo!"

"What should we avoid in this relationship? We don't avoid washing rice and cooking. What should we avoid when feeding milk?"

"Can't you avoid it? It's your surname Guo!"

"Why?"

"Nonsense! Feeding, can you see it?"

"Why not? Why not?"

Guo Dalin pointed to the egg under the stage.

Qin Tao: "ah! You mean feeding with a bottle?"

Guo Dalin turned his back and said, "what else?"

Qin Tao: "I thought... Feed with a spoon."

The audience burst into laughter.

Guo Dalin endured a smile: "just feed the child with a bottle."

Saying this, he made a wonderful move, pretending to hold the child in his left hand and lift his clothes in his right hand, then slapped the children in the face, grabbed something and put it in the child's mouth.

Audience: "woo ~"

This is the current hanging, which comes from brother egg's current hanging.

What they are talking about today is their representative work "entrusted his wife and offered his son", which has not been mentioned before.

Qin Tao: "why do you lift your clothes with a bottle?"

Guo Dalin: "put the bottle in your clothes, close to your heart, keep warm!"

Qin Tao: "go away! I haven't heard of it."

Guo Dalin took another action of lifting his clothes with his left hand: "there's another one here! Didn't you expect? My sister is careful to be prepared! There should be a preparatory plan for everything. The milk on the left is spiced and the milk on the right is spicy."

That's too much.

Qin Tao: "shut up! I'll beat you up again! Don't think your father is the leader of the class. I dare not beat you up. My brother is sitting below today."

Guo Dalin: "brother Zhu, I'm sorry. This is a kind of description. The wife doesn't avoid it. It's about friendship. It's about being able to entrust his wife to offer his son. Next time I'll tell you about this scam... Er, story! What about today..."

Qin Tao: "don't next time! Tell me now. You just said that for most of the day, everyone is waiting."

Guo Dalin: "what you asked me to say! What you asked me to say!"

Li Tiezhu also listened with interest. Qin Tao has made great progress this year and is now a little famous. Of course, most of his fame comes from his girlfriend. However, the strength is obvious to all, at least with the little class leader Guo Dalin.

Songzhuer whispered to Li Tiezhu, "Tao Zi has changed too much."

Li Tiezhu: "yes, he can support the farm now. He doesn't have to go back to raising pigs."

"I mean, he was drained."

"Oh, he said he lost weight."

"Guess I believe it?"

The performance continued. At 8 p.m., the final program came. It was "my life" by Guo gangde and Yu Qian. It was full of laughter. The laughter and applause of 3000 small audiences in the theater did not stop.

After the performance, of course, it's a return. Generally speaking, Guo gangde performs in the theater. If he doesn't return five or six times, the audience will hold their urine and want to end early.

On the fifth return, Guo gangde came up alone. The audience were surprised. Was the donkey teacher drunk again?

No, I just woke up after the performance.

Guo gangde came to the stage and said, "thank you! Thank you. Don't ask. Mr. Yu didn't drink. Today, he smoked in the background. The main reason why he didn't bring him up is that since some people came, they didn't say a few words. That's sorry, audience friends."

The audience was stunned and then applauded.

"Woo..."

"Li Tiezhu has a paragraph."

"Serious brother, go up!"

Li Tiezhu is stupid. What else can he do?

Songzhu'er also followed the coax, jumped up and shouted, "iron pillar! One! Iron pillar! One!"

Guo gangde wiped his face: "ladies and gentlemen, if you marry your daughter-in-law, you should marry someone who pushes you into the fire pit at the critical moment. Bamboo son is good!"

Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed.

The audience shouted louder and louder, and even the future mother-in-law joined them.

Guo gangde smiled: "come on! Anyway, the audience likes to watch."

Li Tiezhu had to take the stage. He was no stranger to this stage. This was the first and only serious crosstalk in his life.

On the stage, Li Tiezhu came up to the microphone: "flattered! Flattered! I didn't expect that I could talk crosstalk with the living teacher Guo gangde in my life."