Chapter 621

(the previous chapter is monthly ticket plus 1015. This chapter lost a bet with people in the group last night. Yes, it's the goods again!)

Guo gangde: "so, do you still want to talk to me about crosstalk?"

Li Tiezhu: "ah? What are you talking about? How do dead people talk about crosstalk? You can't even laugh."

Guo gangde: "that's not necessarily! If I die and pestle here, I can make many people laugh for a year. They've been looking forward to this day for a long time."

The audience understood: "woo ~"

Li Tiezhu: "hope what? Hope... Eat?"

Guo gangde choked heavily: "you too. If you hang up, more people will laugh than me. At that time, a lot of people must say on the Internet that once a man was right with the whole music world, and then... He died!"

"Ha ha ha..."

The audience laughed and applauded.

Is Lao Guo really special? Dare to say! Keep up with current affairs and compete with some honest mushroom.

Li Tiezhu also smiled and said nothing. His backhand gave uncle Guo a thumbs up.

Guo gangde continued: "there will be many versions, and I can think of many! Once upon a time, a man was very popular but didn't cooperate with others to make yin-yang contracts. One day... He died! Once upon a time, a singer was very good at writing songs but never scolded Guo gangde, and then... He died!"

Li Tiezhu: "woo ~"

Guo gangde looked at Li Tiezhu with a smile, and then looked at the excited pine and bamboo children under the stand: "so, what's going on today? This is the rhythm of eating happy candy?"

Li Tiezhu did not intend to hide: "no, first discuss the engagement."

The audience applauded:

"Oh, oh..."

"Get married in place."

"Kiss one!"

Guo gangde nodded: "ho! Good guy. Now the audience has a strong taste. Iron pillar, forgive me and let you kiss me. Hey... I didn't expect it! But I have no problem, as long as you can talk."

Audience: "woo ~"

Li Tiezhu: "no, no, my old man said he couldn't eat too salty at night."

Audience: "ha ha ha..."

Guo gangde was stunned. He looked at Li Tiezhu and his side. Then he wiped his face, licked his hands and smashed his mouth:

"You're not old... You're pretty accurate."

Several female viewers have already laughed.

Li Tiezhu: "that is, ten fat people are nine salty, and one is diabetes."

Guo gangde raised his hand: "Teacher Yu is not salty."

Audience: "woo ~"

Li Tiezhu: "have you tasted it?"

Guo gangde is not a vegetarian: "no, there is a dog in my family who always likes to steal candy at home. On a business trip, he went to Mr. Yu's house for foster care for a few days and never stole sugar. After receiving it, he didn't think the sugar at home was sweet enough and didn't eat it. He had to go to Mr. Yu's house."

According to the routine operation, Mr. Guo should say that what my sister-in-law told me is right.

Li Tiezhu was even more arrogant: "Teacher Yu is idle. Does the egg hurt? Help the dog play..."

Audience: "whoa..."

Guo gangde quickly covered Li Tiezhu's mouth and said to the backstage: "elder martial brother, don't take a knife! Misunderstanding! It's all misunderstanding."

Yu qianzhen poked his head out of the sidebar and shouted, "are you two dead?"

Li Tiezhu struggled: "don't dogs bite?"

Guo gangde loosened Li Tiezhu and smiled, "the golden bell jar!"

Li Tiezhu: "iron cloth shirt!"

Audience: "woo ~"

Guo gangde feels very happy. It's very interesting to perform impromptu with Li Tiezhu!

It's different from cooperating with Yu Qian. He holds him and paves the way for him. He is a tit for tat master with Li Tiezhu.

Guo gangde said, "well, what I just said is all jokes. Teacher Yu doesn't have the fourth bad hobby."

Li Tiezhu: "if you don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors."

"Happy today, ah! Remember to invite me to be the master of ceremonies for you when Tiezhu is engaged. Uncle Guo, I don't have any other skills. The host is OK."

"Thank you, sir."

"You're welcome. When I get married, you'll sing a song."

"Ah?"

"My son is married. I've been married. I forget it. I'm so happy."

"What are you happy about my engagement?"

"After you have the master, no one will grab rice and ice with me."

Audience: "woo ~"

Guo gangde: "in fact, tie Zhu and I have a lot of fate. We all know that Yue Yupeng is his fan? At the beginning of the game, I watched tie Zhu singing competition with them. Sometimes after the performance, sometimes when I had dinner with my disciples at home. Some people said that you also watch variety shows? Isn't that nonsense? I still surf the Internet, otherwise where did I copy my jokes?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes, Mr. Guo is literate. He can not only surf the Internet, but also use wechat."

"Ha? Is that a compliment?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"For the first time, I was praised to want to curse... Tiezhu, a child with naked eyes! I mean the talent of crosstalk. In fact, after you were eliminated, I thought about accepting him as an apprentice. I planned to go with brother qian'er, but I didn't go because of something. The truth! I don't deceive people."

"Oh! Thank you, thank you."

"Later, you came back and won the championship. I gave up the idea. You have a wide road. You don't have to eat the bowl of cross talk."

"You flatter me."

"Really, I didn't give up because I couldn't beat your master!"

"It's all right. You may not lose if you choose a place with less furniture."

"Ah? I'll try it next time... If one day I'm black and blue and say crosstalk on the stage, it's designated that Cheng Dalong did it."

"Or you can eat directly."

Guo gangde pushed Li Tiezhu: "can't you expect me to be better? Well, no kidding. Tiezhu can come to listen to crosstalk. I'm very happy to see him pay for a ticket to speak crosstalk on stage. Everyone must be happy. Is it worth the ticket price?"

The audience shouted, "value!"

Guo gangde also said to Li Tiezhu, "you are very popular this year. It's not easy to be popular without scolding Guo gangde."

Li Tiezhu: "I scolded quietly."

Guo gangde said, "it's a good way. This year, TV dramas have become popular, variety shows have gone abroad, and Grammy nominations have been made. The most powerful honor is... Not receiving an invitation from Chinese music."

The audience clapped wildly. This slot spits well.

Guo gangde: "I've also made two films, both of which are for the Spring Festival. Let's not talk about Zhou Xingxing's Kung Fu. It's a blockbuster. Your own" people are in trouble "is also full of stars. Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, pheasant, Luhani... Many famous stars participated in the show. That is, why didn't you invite me?"

"Woo ~"

The audience is clamoring, please? You'll be cold, please!

Li Tiezhu said, "in fact, I mentioned it, but the investors didn't agree."

Guo gangde: "why?"

Li Tiezhu: "they said they came to make money, not charity."

"So I'm also a philanthropist?"

"That's right! You're an old philanthropist in the film industry!"

"Well, I said to those directors who asked me to make movies. They all have kind eyebrows and good purposes. You also do charity. Will you invite me to guest play in the next film?"

Guo gangde threw out the soul torture.

The audience kept laughing.

Li Tiezhu thought for a while and said seriously, "at present... There is no such crazy idea!"

Guo gangde smiled: "it's not difficult for you. It's hard for you to go so smoothly. With our friendship, if you meet any opponent in the film industry in the future, just say a word. I'll give him a guest role."

Li Tiezhu: "Wu Jing, Fang Bo, Shen mouteng, Deng Chao..."

"Whoa!!"

"Hahaha..."

The audience is speechless, so direct?

Guo gangde: "it seems that you are not very popular! OK, sir, I'll find a way. Tell you that you can achieve good results in everything. Besides sending undercover agents to your opponents, what's the secret?"

Li Tiezhu said, "of course! I have the ultimate meaning."

"What is it?"

"Dad, come!"

"Ah?"

"Whenever I encounter difficulties, I will passively summon a big father to cover me! Invincible!"

"For example?"

"Han Hong, Chen Yisen, Xu Shanzheng, Cheng Dalong, Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Liu Huade, and... Yang Ma and penguin!"

"Good guy, if you fight your father, Guo Dalin can't compare with you."

After a few more rounds, Guo gangde finished, and then led a group of actors from Yunde society out to thank the audience.

Li Tiezhu and Guo gangde were naturally photographed and posted online.

It's true that ordinary audiences also shoot, but the most popular one is songzhu'er. She has been shooting since Li Tiezhu came on the stage.

So her voice account was blown up and received a tiktok of blessing.

"Sleeping trough! True or false?"

"My bamboo was really robbed by Li Tiezhu. It's Benzema's fault!"

"I wish Zhengzheng and tietouwa a happy engagement!"

"See your parents."

"I thought the iron eggs were made of pine and bamboo."

"This crosstalk is good."

"Lao Guo really likes Li Tiezhu."

"Those who say that Li Tiezhu has poor popularity in the circle, come out and take two steps?"

"Mr. Guo recommended himself to be the master of ceremonies. This row of noodles..."

"Don't say it's useless. I just want to know how teacher Yu breeds dogs."

"Serious brother, this is a double harvest of career and love."

And back to the scene, standing on the stage with dozens of people in big coats, Li Tiezhu looked very abrupt.

Guo gangde and Yu Qian stand at position C, Guo Dalin stands next to Yu Qian, and Li Tiezhu is next to Guo gangde.

After thanking the audience, everyone bowed down.

Li Tiezhu has been here once. He is also familiar with it. He bows, talks and laughs with the familiar ones and walks to the sidebar.

"Eh? How can I go backstage?"

Li Tiezhu woke up when he was about to step down.

Guo Dalin pushed him away: "let's go. Let's go backstage for a chat. Tao Zi will take your uncle and them backstage for tea."

Qin Tao jumped down and led Li Fugui, Lao sun and others backstage.

The happiest thing is Aunt Liu. She succeeded in taking a group photo and signing with Guo gangde and Yu Qian. The only regret is that Yue Yupeng recorded the program and is not here today.

Lao sun tried to invite Guo gangde and them to dinner, but he was declined.

Mr. Guo said, "your family will have dinner and talk about big things. We won't participate in the cooperation today. When the time comes, Yunde society must have the most people."

After saying goodbye to the people of Yunde society, Li Tiezhu and others went to eat hot pot as planned.

The food was boiled mutton in copper pot in the north. The private room was booked online by Aunt Lin.

Eat mutton in winter to nourish and warm up.

During the dinner, aunt Lin poured everyone a glass of Baijiu and a leg on a chair. The day's rich lady looked all gone:

"Hey, hey... Don't get drunk today!"

Li Fugui and Lao sun shrunk their necks at the same time.