Chapter 663

Sister MI is worthy of being lengba's good boss and sister. She can't help but stand in front of lengba and treat death like home. If she wants to bully my family, lengba has to step on my body, so Li Tiezhu stepped on it.

It's getting late. It's five o'clock in the apartment. It's too late to go to bed. The plane flew to Beijing early in the morning to participate in the recording of the Spring Festival Gala.

Yes, it's recording. Today is the 29th day of the lunar calendar. Go to record the Spring Festival Gala. Tomorrow is the live broadcast.

In fact, there is a recorded version of the Spring Festival Gala every year. Careful netizens can even pick out the gang scenes. The recorded version is used to deal with on-site mistakes.

Li Tiezhu and lengba have been entangled for a long time without paying attention to sister MI. Then Yang Mi is angry. She forcibly pushes lengba away and pours down Li Tiezhu. Bring it to you!

After the car overturned, Li Tiezhu went to make breakfast. Sister MI and lengba secretly whispered in the quilt, sometimes screaming and laughing.

Li Tiezhu was in a daze and felt as if he had changed from a dragon butcher to a dragon.

[Ding! Cat domestication + 0.2%, current domestication 99.8%]

Li Tiezhu was stunned and almost fried the eggs.

What happened?

Before stepping on the face, walking around the collar and flying dragon in the sky failed to increase the degree of domestication. How can you fry an egg?

I always feel that the fox has instilled some strange information into the cat.

Is that why?

Three hours later, Li Tiezhu and lengba flew to Kyoto by plane. Naturally, they made up their sleep on the plane.

At the end of the premiere at two o'clock in the evening, we had a party for two hours, and we drove two hours at night when we got home. It was also very tired.

Li Tiezhu is in good health and can support. Lengba already has dark circles under her eyes.

That night, after the recording of the Spring Festival Gala, Li Tiezhu walked out of the CCTV building with sleepy lengba to find songzhuer's car parked in that corner.

In order to pick up Li Tiezhu and lengba, she drove Li Tiezhu's Han.

After looking for a long time to find the car, he helped lengba into the car. Li Tiezhu closed the door and yawned.

Songzhu'er looked back at lengba: "iron pillar, what's the matter with you? Dizzy?"

Li Tiezhu doesn't want to talk. His girlfriend is a witch!

Songzhu'er asked himself and answered, "Hey, hey... Don't explain, I understand!"

Li Tiezhu: "you know a hammer, drive."

Lengba suddenly hugged Li Tiezhu and didn't seem to sleep to death.

When she got home, lengba went to bed. Instead, songzhuer pestered Li Tiezhu not to let him rest. She had to fight with Li Tiezhu alone.

With an evil smile on her face, Songzhu took out two dark battery toys.

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"Why?"

"You know what, come on!"

"No."

"Come on, come on."

"Just one game, go to bed."

"Three times!"

“……”

Li Tiezhu couldn't resist zhu'er, so he had to take over a wireless game console. He sat in front of the TV in the living room and got up late to play the stand-alone customs clearance game "Legend of Nezha".

This game is very fun, with good picture quality and strong operability.

Songzhu'er is a master of games, but it's a little hard to play. Originally, two people sat in front of the TV. I don't know when to start, it became songzhu'er lying on his stomach, Li Tiezhu squatting, and began to play games in a fit posture.

"Ah... This boss is so big! It's terrible, huh..."

"Go, go! You're going to be killed!"

"I'm walking! Ah!"

"I said walking in the game, not ass."

"Oh! Ow... Ah! I'm dead and only have one last life left."

"Hide behind my ass and I'll fight the boss."

"Obviously you're behind my ass... uh huh, take it easy! Hit it..."

"Don't move, don't move! The boss is going to enlarge the move."

"Ah? So fast? I can't move."

"I said don't move inside."

"Inside?"

"In the game, the boss wants to enlarge the move. It's not me. I'm still early."

"Oh! I hide, ha ha..."

"Shit! This boss knocked out half of my blood, and I'll kill you! Go to hell!"

"Oh... Great, ah..."

Pop pop

Deng Deng

The sound of clearance came from the game.

Li Tiezhu slowed down and said, "go and pick up blood bags and equipment. Pay attention to less blood loss when playing small soldiers in the next level. If you can't fight, don't move. Let me come."

Matsushita: "Oh... Can I move now?"

At this time, lengba, who woke up, came out and lay down at the door of the guest bedroom and looked at the living room: "do you play games? Is it fun?"

Songzhu'er: "it's fun, Ow! Is this soldier so fierce? Ha Si ~ iron pillar pause, wait for me to kill this broken soldier first!"

Li Tiezhu looked at lengba: "wake up?"

Lengba: "what game? Iron pole cart?"

Li Tiezhu: "this is the legend of Nezha. The domestic stand-alone game released last year is not bad."

Lengba: "I want to play, too."

Songzhuer killed the soldier, twisted his waist and put his hips up, making a loud noise: "there are only two handles, ah, you can't play, oh..."

Lengba fox Mei smiled: "nonsense, it's clearly three handles..."

With that, she knelt down and climbed towards the TV.

Songzhu'er is stabbed by the soldier again. Bo'er disintegrates with a sound. He concentrates on killing the soldier and leaves the largest handle to lengba.

Lengba's tongue is like a spring, but she is also very good.

Before long, songzhuer and Li Tiezhu passed another level, and she couldn't help cheering.

Lengba cried.

……

The next day, Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning and came out of lengba to run.

It's magical. Lengba was crazy last night. Li Tiezhu fell asleep, and she didn't let go. It's the same as Temo's performance art. Songzhuer ridiculed them as conjoined babies.

I always think the recent cat is strange. Although it has been sticky before, it doesn't suck.

After running, Li Tiezhu came back to wash and cook his own breakfast.

After getting ready, Li Tiezhu came to the bedroom to have a look. Two beautiful girls slept happily together. Songzhuer's legs were wrapped around lengba's waist, and lengba's head was buried in songzhuer's chest, one whiter than the other.

He didn't bother. He turned up the heating temperature, covered them with a thin quilt, took his cell phone and car key and went out.

Today is new year's Eve.

In addition to the evening Spring Festival Gala, Li Tiezhu has another job to do this morning, that is to record the special program "Spring Festival Gala report again".

This program has been broadcast since half a month ago. The content of the program is to interview the actors of the Spring Festival Gala, tell the story behind the preparation of the Spring Festival Gala, and warm up the Spring Festival Gala at the same time.

Each program lasts half an hour, very short.

Today is the last issue of the Spring Festival Gala report. The program team also has a great plan to complete the interview with other actors before leaving Li Tiezhu and Cheng Dalong to participate in this issue.

Everyone knows that Cheng Dalong is Li Tiezhu's master, but apart from the period of king to Wang, they have never been on the same stage again, which is also a gimmick.

What's more, both of them have a lot of coffee positions. One is the king of Kung Fu and the other is the new king of Kung Fu. Li Tiezhu's new nickname after Ko stark - Zhen · insert pocket · king of Kung Fu.

The subtitle of this issue is: Kung Fu teachers and disciples in the Spring Festival Gala.

After arriving at CCTV, Li Tiezhu knew that the theme and process of the program were designed by an inappropriate host. He was not only the host but also the program producer. His name was Sanin.

Li Tiezhu knew this man. Uncle reherman told him about him.

Rehuman's original words are: "that guy is a ball!"

When the program is recorded, it is planned to record for one hour, but it needs to make up and communicate with the program team in advance.

Li Tiezhu arrived at 9:40. He was afraid that his master would come too early and arrive later than his master. He didn't respect him. This was learned from Yunde society and Hong Dabao. After all, Cheng Dalong didn't teach him.

After painting makeup early, Li Tiezhu had nothing to do, so he wandered around, and then met Sanin.

"Hello, uncle Sanin!"

"Ha ha, Li Tiezhu! You finally fall into my hands."

"Ah?"

Sanin didn't explain, and smiled unkindly: "do you know me?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes! I've seen your program before and I've learned a lot."

For example, how to beat people without breaking the law and how to break the law without being caught.

Sanin said to the assistant, "look! You know me, eh! This is the face arrangement. I'll tell you. Do you know other people? He's blind! What does it mean that he still knows me?"

Li Tiezhu said, "it shows that you look unusual."

Sanin: "

The assistant ran away with a smile.

Li Tiezhu asked, "what is the process of this program? Let's check it now."

Sanin sneered: "you don't care about the process, and I won't tell you. This program pays attention to the truth! You'll see!"

Sanin has done a lot of work to defeat Li Tiezhu.

Sanin slipped away.

Li Tiezhu was bored and had to brush his mobile phone in the dressing room.

"Kung Fu" grossed 230 million on its first day, breaking the domestic film's first day box office record. Moreover, the film score also reached an amazing 9 points.

Many film critics and media began to predict whether the box office of Kung Fu could break the total box office record of battle dragon 2.

At this time, Wu Jing's new film "wandering earth" and Fang Bo's and Shen mouteng's masterpiece "crazy aliens" have also been released for five or six days. The box office is 800 million and 700 million respectively. The momentum is very strong, and the number of films is not low.

In addition to these films, several other films were also released, including Cheng Dalong's magic detective Pu Songling, which grossed $30 million on the first day. It's embarrassing that it hasn't broken $100 million after four days.

This year's Spring Festival started ahead of schedule, and only the low-cost film "people in embarrassment" has not been launched yet.

The media have speculated that Li Tiezhu's films, directed and acted by himself, may encounter Waterloo surrounded by strong enemies, and can not copy the miracles of "soldiers' assault" and "those things about the rabbit that year".

Even Li Tiezhu himself was worried. He was more or less unsure.

At this time, the person who improved Li Tiezhu's self-confidence came.

Cheng Dalong, dressed in Tang Dynasty clothes, came in with his assistant and greeted the staff with a smile, looking very close to the people.

Li Tiezhu thought to himself, there is my master's film supporting this Spring Festival. What am I afraid of? No matter how bad it is... Ha! Right?

He greeted Cheng Dalong respectfully: "master!"

Jackie Chan's smile suddenly converged: "hum!"