Li Tiezhu said with concern, "master, what's wrong with your throat? Are you uncomfortable? Have you taken medicine?"
Cheng Dalong said fiercely, "there's nothing wrong with my voice. What's wrong with you? You cough..."
Li Tiezhu nodded: "I still sing in the evening, master! I still need to take some medicine."
Jackie Chan: "what medicine do you take? I'm not sick..."
Li Tiezhu held him: "well, well! You talk less and protect your voice is more important than anything. I don't know how to take care of myself at an old age, alas!"
Cheng Dalong didn't want to talk to him at all. His heart said, if you didn't come to my film, how could the box office of magic detective Pu Songling be so miserable? If you don't come to my movies, you also go to the movies of your competitors, and you don't lose any of them. In addition, you come to encircle and suppress as a teacher
I'm sure there's no problem with my movies, but I'm too old to play, and there aren't enough stars. Zhou Xingxing, Wu Jing, Shen mouteng and Fang Bo all rely on gimmicks!
Coupled with Li Tiezhu's evil deeds
Every time I think about it, I want to vomit blood.
Cheng Dalong is full of tricks. He gets rid of Li Tiezhu and goes to make up. He's old and can't fight. Otherwise, he has to teach a good lesson. He's a disciple!
The TV station staff next to me is very embarrassed. Is there a contradiction between teachers and apprentices?
Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "master is still the same. He doesn't accept his old age and won't admit to illness. Hey! Stubborn old man! He's teaching me with his own actions? It must be! He's still fighting so hard in his old age of more than 60. What qualifications do we young people have not to work hard?"
The staff are confused. Do we understand wrong that Cheng Dalong doesn't simply dislike you?
isn't it?
Li Tiezhu "figured out" master's good intentions, walked away with a smile and headed for the exit. When the staff responded, he was gone.
An hour later, Sanin, Cheng Dalong and Li Tiezhu came to the studio to prepare to record the program.
Sanin is communicating the program process with the director.
Jackie Chan is closing his eyes.
Li Tiezhu walked over: "master, it's time to take medicine."
Cheng Dalong did not open his eyes: "what medicine do you take?"
Li Tiezhu: "look! I knew you didn't take medicine? Come on, I bought you silver throat treasure buccal tablets. It's good for your throat after eating."
Cheng Dalong stared: "what throat treasure?"
Li Tiezhu: "Brazilian football stars turn over the silver voice of advertising. Ronaldo, Ronaldo loser and kabuka all say this medicine is good."
"Do you still watch football? Do you still like Brazil?"
"I watch advertisements."
"Do you like horses outside the merry go round?"
"Who? I don't know. Those who don't deserve to advertise for silver voice are fake superstars. Would you like one, master?"
"I... ER! Ka! What's the smell? This is..."
"I sometimes have an itchy throat when singing. It's very useful to eat this. I just went out to buy it for you! How about it? Is it cool?"
"Er... OK."
"Take the medicine. If you feel uncomfortable, take one."
"No, I have no problem with my voice."
"It doesn't cost much. Master, why are you polite to me? Elder martial brother Fan said that we are your disciples who will hold an urn for you in the future. It's really relatives."
"I, you... Are so filial!"
Cheng Dalong grinned and regretted accepting this disciple for the 87th time.
Then Sanin came over and looked a little unhappy.
He said: "big brother! Tiezhu, I'll send you the process of this program now. Take a look at the process and questions. If there's no problem, we'll start recording."
In fact, he doesn't want to complain, because he has prepared many coquettish operations against Li Tiezhu. He has long wanted to break off with Li Tiezhu.
However, the director was afraid that Li Tiezhu or Cheng Dalong would lose his temper halfway and affect the program recording, so he advised him to confirm it to the other party first.
The world file is being sent.
Cheng Dalong couldn't get it, so he threw his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu to help him receive it.
Li Tiezhu is not very good at it: "why is it so slow?"
Sanin showed a honey smile: "Ward (World) is very big, you bear it."
Li Tiezhu: "how big is it? It's bigger than the big bowl of wide noodles?"
The director couldn't help it and shouted, "why do you say word is big to everyone? Is this what you set for yourself? Everyone is embarrassed to expose you! What's big? It's pitifully small. You are... So the format is wrong, so it's slow to transfer files every time."
Sanin: "nonsense! Those who have received my documents say big. Every time I plan carefully!"
At this time, the file is sent.
Li Tiezhu opened it and said, "er... Uncle SA, it's really small, 1.5 pages! What animation slide format do you make? There's no picture, no animation..."
Sanin: "it seems professional! Isn't it big?"
Li Tiezhu looked at the document, and then looked at Sanin: "uncle, do you have a problem with me? Why are the problems aimed at me?"
Sanin: "it's so exciting! The last issue of the Spring Festival Gala report, you two teachers and disciples are the most famous artists. Of course, you have to do something more interesting."
Li Tiezhu thought this was aimed at: "but it's a little too much..."
Jackie Chan said, "I don't think it's a problem. It's good. No matter how big or small the word is, but I see technology very well. I can see that Xiao SA is very attentive."
Sanin nodded contentedly, "thank you, brother."
Li Tiezhu: "but the questions inside are impolite..."
Jackie Chan: "you're an artist. Don't you know how much you weigh? It's amazing that I became popular all over the world. I was chased by sharks and jumped off the fourth floor of the hotel. Besides, what's the difficulty? The variety standard of Xiangjiang was called big..."
Li Tiezhu: "master, you talk less. It's bad for your voice."
Jackie Chan: "
Sanin: "what? Is brother's voice uncomfortable?"
Jackie Chan: "I didn't."
Li Tiezhu: "I just bought medicine for Shifu and he will sing in the evening, so uncle SA will ask me more questions later. Shifu is not easy..."
Jackie Chan: "I have no problem with my voice..."
Sanin: "brother, you are so dedicated. I admire you so much."
Jackie Chan: "
Li Tiezhu said to Sanin, "the problem is too sharp. I'm afraid you'll get hurt."
Sanin said, "just put your horse here. I've been waiting for this day for a long time."
In short, Li Tiezhu's opposition was invalid, the program was carried out according to the original plan, and the recording began soon.
At the beginning, naturally, Sanin said that the opening remarks introduced the guests and set some suspense, but he soon got to the point.
"Big brother, the box office of your film this year is not very ideal. Why didn't you invite Li Tiezhu to play a guest role?"
"In fact, I......"
"My master is not interested in the box office."
"Ah? Ah... Yes."
"Art can't be measured by the box office, right, master? Cheng Kung Fu Comedy can't be measured by money."
"Oh, yes."
"In my master's realm, he doesn't care about the box office now. What he pursues is art."
"Yes! Kung fu film is a unique art form in China."
Cheng Dalong was confused by evil people at the beginning. I especially want to make billions at the box office! I really care.
Sanin is also a little flustered. It's terrible. His opponent is shameless. Well, fight with me!
He said, "Tiezhu, why don't you guest star in your master's films? You have guest stars in so many films."
Li Tiezhu said, "my master never uses his own movies to praise his disciples. This is the school rule. We should use our own efforts to prove that we are worthy of master."
Jackie Chan: "in fact, I wanted to find Tiezhu at the beginning. He..."
Li Tiezhu interrupted: "Shifu has a bad voice. Don't talk. I refused Shifu's kindness! Because senior brother fan Xiaohuang and they haven't been to Shifu's film, how can I go? Just because I'm the youngest junior brother, Shifu takes care of me and gives me special treatment? That can't! This will only make Shifu, who has always been fair and just, lose his life at night! I can't be so selfish."
Jackie Chan: "ah... There is a certain reason."
Li Tiezhu: "master, let's have a silver voice. It's good for your voice."
Jackie Chan: "
Sanin's eyes were burning: "you don't think master's film is bad, so you don't want to guest star?"
Li Tiezhu was a little flustered: "how could you ask this question? How could my master's film be bad? This is a secular prejudice!"
Sanin: "they all say that big brother is too old to move."
Li Tiezhu: "when he was young, he couldn't move very much. It was all design and editing. Er... This is what master Bo said. He relied on action design. My master is best at this. Now he is also very powerful, but the special effects are too developed, which has a great impact on pure action movies."
Jackie Chan: "in fact, my action design has been innovating..."
Li Tiezhu: "yes! This film has no furniture city."
Cheng Dalong was speechless. He quickly ate a silver voice and pretended that there was something wrong with his voice. But the apprentice would be very ashamed.
Sanin said, "what about your Kung Fu? Tiezhu, many people on the Internet say that your acting skills and expressiveness are not worthy of Zhou Xingxing's films, but more like a hitchhiker. What do you think?"
Li Tiezhu didn't hesitate for a second: "yes! I don't have any acting skills. I'm a singer! Moreover, how many male protagonists deserve Zhou Xingxing?"
"Then why did you play?"
"Make money."
"Is there no artistic consideration? Just pure material?"
"What's the use of art that the audience doesn't want to spend money to see? It's called art if no one has seen it for several months. Master, drink water! Be careful not to choke. What... I'm just going to study. Participating in Kung Fu has benefited me a lot."
"Since you can't do anything, why do you dare to direct and act in" people in embarrassment "? Will there be a box office?"
"The box office must be higher than my master's film. Er, my film is not artistic."
"Poof! Er, tie Zhu, do you care about the box office?"
"Why do you always ask about movies? Isn't it a derivative program of the Spring Festival Gala? And the process is to start with the current spring festival film, and then talk about the story behind the preparation of the Spring Festival Gala program. Why haven't you talked about the Spring Festival Gala yet?"
Saning was stunned: "turn right away..."
Li Tiezhu: "Let me help you. I think you are also very talkative. Just now I cut out two sentences. I answered again when you asked me if I care about the box office. Cough... Everyone hopes that their works will be liked. My films are like this, and I believe the Spring Festival Gala is the same. Every actor participating in the Spring Festival Gala has a sacred psychology and hopes to make a contribution to the whole society on the evening of new year's Eve Chinese audiences bring joy and hope to be recognized by everyone. "
Sanin opened his mouth, damn it! He installed it. No, this is my forced field!
I won't admit defeat!