Chapter 669

Seeing his father smile, Guo Dalin dared to smile and said, "is that what brother Yue's assistant called and said true?"

Guo gangde said coldly, "can it be fake? What can those bastards do? Fortunately, Sun Chao has no big problem."

"Can't it be as simple as food poisoning?"

"Of course!"

"They dare to poison the Spring Festival Gala? Are they crazy?"

"I don't know. I always think it's weird. I don't think they dare, but it happened. They can't expose it when they swear on the stage..."

……

At the scene of the program, on a table in the corner of the first row, several crosstalk artists sat together. Their faces were very ugly.

"Has sun Chaozhen been sent to the hospital?"

"Can there be a fake? Otherwise, what can you call Li Tiezhu on the top?"

"Hum! Such a thing on the Spring Festival Gala."

"I heard that Sun Chao was poisoned, you..."

XXX, who just went backstage to swear, said, "it has nothing to do with me! I have to dare! And who knows if it's true food poisoning? What if it's scared to pee? It's all spread."

"In short, the two on the stage are making jokes this time. What occasion is this? Open a yellow accent!"

"Insult art!"

"It's better to let us top the shameful thing."

"Watch it, just this stupid program, hum..."

"Rabbit tails don't grow."

"Taonima's peach! Brain damage..."

"I'll report them tomorrow, hey hey!"

An old man in the crosstalk world couldn't see it anymore and said, "in those days, you started by new crosstalk. Did we old bones say a word to you?"

The gang stopped talking, but all looked sarcastic and disrespectful.

……

The other side.

Han Hong muttered, "what are you talking about, this broken child? It can be broadcast? Isn't it bad for children?"

The head of the regiment smiled and said, "hahaha... Children can't understand. If they understand, they won't be children. Where can they lead to damage? Of course, we'll talk about it in private."

"But this scale is too big."

"It's good to play temporarily. It's very interesting."

"Hey."

"Let's see how they make it up next. This topic is not easy to do."

……

On the stage, Yue Yupeng's palms were sweating. This scale made him very nervous. He just flew back. He quickly ended the topic of peach and forced Li Tiezhu to change another one.

Li Tiezhu didn't find himself playing with fire at all. He said, "it's OK not to say peach. I'll change it for you."

Yue Yupeng was afraid of being emperor again and said, "don't be fun, ha ha... I'm afraid."

Audience: "woo ~"

Although some people ridiculed Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng, the audience was very honest, because it was really funny enough and had a strange brain circuit. The whole crosstalk began less than two minutes, and the audience's laughter and applause hardly stopped.

Yue Yupeng said angrily, "go! Don't make a fool of yourself. There are all the police outside."

Really counselled.

"Ha ha ha..."

Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "don't be funny? Then I'll give you the whole sadness! Magical Chinese is so magical. Do you believe it?"

Yue Yupeng: "if you can cry for me in one word, I'll kneel down for you on the spot."

Li Tiezhu said, "what you said!"

Yue Yupeng rolled up his sleeve: "come!"

Li Tiezhu opened his mouth and didn't speak.

Yue Yupeng: "you say!"

Li Tiezhu took out a small packet of paper towels from Zhongshan's pocket and handed it to Yue Yupeng: "prepare it for you first, and wipe your tears at that time."

He also wears that custom-made fashionable Zhongshan suit. He likes it very much. It's very fashionable and strong. Because of his sudden appearance on the stage, he had no time or chance to change his coat, so he came up like this.

However, fortunately, it is not abrupt to assemble a coat in Zhongshan. Some so-called new style crosstalk actors still wear suits and ties to talk about crosstalk.

Yue Yupeng sneered: "impossible! My heart is very strong. You say."

"Then I can say!"

"Say!"

"Two words."

"Two words, too!"

"Listen!"

"Say it!"

"Wait and cry, you!"

"You say it! You say it (broken sound)!"

There was laughter under the stage, and Yue Yupeng was anxious.

Li Tiezhu, with his hands on his back, slowly spit out two words:

"Cooperate!"

Suddenly, the whole audience was silent.

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng with a smile. The latter was dull, his mouth was slightly open, motionless, and was scared silly.

Can you say that?

Spring Festival Gala!

National live broadcast!

However, his eyes are still a little red.

Past events are vivid. It's light to be scolded by people blocking backstage. Some old men directly scold his parents for their lack of education, saying that he is illiterate and unworthy of crosstalk, and so on.

However, only he knew the bitterness along the way.

He has never been a strong and brave man.

In two or three seconds, tears began to spin in Yue Yupeng's eyes.

But isn't that more offensive? What's the matter? Moreover, it seems that he has caused trouble to the master again. It's not easy for him.

The audience was stunned for a while before several people cheered and applauded, but most of the audience were still confused.

The old artists in suits and shoes sitting under the stage have all been red in the face. If it weren't for the Spring Festival Gala, they might have rushed directly to the stage.

Han Hong was even more nervous. It was rare for the leaders of the general League not to find steps for Li Tiezhu.

……

Jinmen.

Guo Dalin trembled: "my God! Is this crazy? Is it crazy?"

Guo gangde wiped his face with a serious expression.

Aunt Wang said, "you shouldn't let them on stage."

Guo gangde: "we have to take care of this! We have to support the iron pillar even if we work hard. People are giving us a head. This is a strong child, better than Yue Yupeng."

……

The backstage of the Spring Festival Gala also has a large screen to see the live broadcast.

The actors who had just been made to laugh were all dumb and looked strange. They had just witnessed Li Tiezhu mocking the leader of Xiangxie backstage. Unexpectedly, he scolded the stage.

It's a big deal!

Maybe the directors of the Spring Festival Gala should rectify the lawless Li Tiezhu. His influence is too bad.

Lengba was so worried that she bit her lower lip and stamped her foot.

The director group not far away is strangely quiet.

Director Liu suddenly smiled strangely: "ha! Brother Pao's family!"

……

Just before everyone reacted, Li Tiezhu didn't speak. He took out a paper towel and handed it to Yue Yupeng. Then he said, "if you want to cry, cry!"

Yue Yupeng panicked: "I... no! Don't talk nonsense. What am I crying for... I, I, I respect them very much. They, they are very good..."

Li Tiezhu: "I know! They are very important to you."

Yue Yupeng burst into tears: "of course, they gave me the power to whip and move forward..."

Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "without Xiangxie, there would be no you now!"

Yue Yupeng: "yes! They are..."

Li Tiezhu said, "they are broken shoes."

Yue Yupeng was completely stupid: "ah? Ah?"

Li Tiezhu: "did you throw it away now?"

Yue Yupeng: "did you throw away what?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's like shoes! It's your pair of suspected shoes with extraordinary significance."

Yue Yupeng's expression suddenly got out of control, crying and laughing: "ha? Ha ha... ER! Are you talking about that pair of shoes? Do they look like? Shoes? Like shoes? Such a shoe? Oh, my mother!"

I am so surprised!

He finally cried, wiped his tears with a paper towel and lay in the trough! Just like Temo died once.

"Ha ha ha..."

"Cow force!"

"Whoa..."

"Li Tiezhu, come on!"

"This homophonic stem is awesome!"

"Broken shoes..."

The audience burst into laughter, and some people took advantage of the chaos and shouted.

The people who cooperate are so angry that their nostrils are about to explode and their teeth are creaking.

This is so deceptive that fools know that Li Tiezhu is naming names and scolding Xiangxie. The reason for the audience's laughter is not because of the homophonic stem. But because, I scolded you, scolded you in front of the people of the whole country, but you have nothing to do with me. I said shoes, slightly

It's like slapping you in the face and saying there are mosquitoes, and there is a dead mosquito in someone's hand. What can you do?

The leader couldn't breathe with laughter, pointed to the stage and said, "hahaha... This little guy, oh, I like it so much... Hahaha... Stomachache..."

Han Hong smiled and couldn't answer.

In the backstage of the program, the laughter was also loud, and then almost all the actors shouted collectively, which was awesome.

Director Liu clapped his legs and laughed: "ha ha! See? This is the blood and humor of daxichuan!"

……

Jinmen.

Guo gangde covered his stomach and kicked his legs on the sofa with a smile: "lying in the slot, ha ha... A divine pen..."

Guo Dalin also smiled miserably: "lost, Dad, you lost, ha ha..."

Venting is a great way to decompress. After all, Guo gangde was scared just now.

After laughing, Guo gangde sat up hard: "it's a big loss! Ha! Learn more. I can't catch up with the boy's current hanging and brain circuit..."

……

Yue Yupeng was still crying. After wiping his tears, he sobbed: "I keep the suspected shoes. It turned out to be such a shoe. It scared me."

Li Tiezhu: "what do you think is the association?"

"Woo ~"

"Hahaha..."

Yue Yupeng cried and laughed: "I... I thought it was, yes, it was... The Chess Association. My father likes playing chess."

Li Tiezhu: "I also like playing chess."

Yue Yupeng: "you take advantage of me. I said my father likes playing chess."

Li Tiezhu asked, "do you like playing chess?"

Audience: "I like it!"

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng and said, "your father has enough."

Yue Yupeng: "get out!"

"Did you cry? Did you take it?"

"Yes!"

"This is the magic of Chinese, the magic of Chinese. Audience friends, is it magic?"

"Magic -"

Except for a few of them, they all feel magical and really divine.

Li Tiezhu said proudly, "look, brother Yue, the audience is convinced. Should you kneel down?"

"Good!"

Then Yue Yupeng bent his fingers on the table and knelt.

Audience: "woo ~"