Chapter 670

In fact, what Li Tiezhu said has crossed the line. The humiliation to Xiangxie is self-evident, and the turn behind is just to hide people's ears and eyes. But so what? The audience loves to watch!

The audience applauded, the audience cheered, and the audience enjoyed it.

After all, for the audience who like crosstalk, Yue Yupeng and Yunde society give them happiness, but some people belittle the audience's preferences as vulgar and stupid. Yunde society can bear it, Yue Yupeng can bear it, but the audience can't bear it. The audience are emotional creatures... I can bear your mother!

So the audience heard this paragraph, laughing too much, so that Yue Yupeng did not make complaints about kneeling in Yudu.

Li Tiezhu couldn't let Yue Yupeng kneel down for him. He watched the staff of the next director group. The timing time was five minutes. Their program was originally planned to be six minutes.

There's only one minute left.

perseverance prevails.

But... What do you say? The first two stems were nonsense by Li Tiezhu patting his head. Now there are no goods in his head. Look at Yue Yupeng.

Yue Yupeng didn't understand Li Tiezhu's spirit and said, "I admit it! Our Chinese is broad, profound and magical! What else do you have? Let me see it?"

Li Tiezhu wanted to say no, but he couldn't. He could only delay time and said:

"There are so many wonderful things about Chinese. If you want me to say I can talk about dawn tomorrow."

Yue Yupeng: "is it so magical?"

Li Tiezhu's internal injury, do you know anything else? Where's the stem you prepared? Take two out and give it a head.

Yue Yupeng felt that his words were too weak and didn't deserve to be put out. Therefore, he kept hiding. This word was written by an old-fashioned crosstalk screenwriter invited by CCTV. It is high sounding and boring. It is nonsense. The standard is really low enough.

What Donghai tap water comes from Haidong and so on, old-fashioned slag!

Yue Yupeng dislikes it, but in order to go to the Spring Festival Gala, he has been holding his nose and reciting the manuscript. In his style, it is impossible to say such a serious and boring crosstalk. Now, with Li Tiezhu at the helm, he is naturally relaxed. Hey, you can do it.

Li Tiezhu said, "if you believe it, then our program will be almost the same."

No words.

Yue Yupeng is in a hurry. It's not time yet. How can there be such a short crosstalk? I've been very long, very long!

"I believe it or not. You have to let everyone believe it, don't you?"

Audience: "yes -"

Li Tiezhu looks at Yue Yupeng. Are you crazy? Isn't it good to step down with such dignity?

Yue Yupeng blinks. Go on. I know you're good at forcing.

Li Tiezhu has no words and tears. There is no tacit understanding. Really, there is no tacit understanding!

No way, such a partner can only continue to support hard. If Qin Tao, he will definitely understand the helplessness in Li Tiezhu's eyes.

How difficult it is to drag the number of water words for a long time!

I don't know how those sand carvers do it, one by one, water, animals.

Li Tiezhu said, "another aspect of the magic of Chinese is simplification."

Yue Yupeng looked left and right: "really? Why didn't I notice?"

Li Tiezhu: "that's because you are surrounded by a group of chattering and your mouth is busy."

Yue Yupeng said, "then explain to me how simplified Chinese is."

Li Tiezhu said, "if you say anything, my translation will always be simpler than yours. If you don't believe it, try it."

Yue Yupeng also woke up from the panic just now. The familiar typhoon came back, covered his mouth and showed an obscene look: "really? It's amazing!"

Li Tiezhu: "cheap!"

Yue Yupeng: "ah?"

Li Tiezhu spread his hand: "translation! You just six words, I translated one word. Really, it's amazing, cheap! Is it accurate? Everyone?"

"Accurate!"

The audience shouted in unison. It was so accurate.

Yue Yupeng: "ah, this is the beginning."

Li Tiezhu: "yes."

Yue Yupeng's eyes turned and he was not very nervous. His obscene IQ occupied the high ground again: "let me think about it. I'll give you a cruel one. Um... Yu Qian is hot! Ha ha! Yu Qian is hot! Four words, I think you can be concise."

"Woo ~"

The audience booed. This is a routine operation. Who let uncle Yu go to the Spring Festival Gala indirectly? You must shout, or I'm sorry for the donkey.

Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng.

Yue Yupeng: "don't look at me, you say! Simplify! Hey hey!"

Li Tiezhu: "small people succeed."

"You care about me."

"Look at me."

"Say."

"Three words, four words reduced to three words, not very face, but fit."

"Tell me, which three words?"

The audience was also very curious. At this time, everyone saw that it was really said at the scene. There was no word like that. Although no obvious mistakes can be seen, a little anxiety can be seen from their expressions.

Li Tiezhu cleared his throat and said, "Yu Qian is hot - Shiniang is happy!"

Yue Yupeng was at a loss: "how can Shiniang be happy? What do you mean?"

There are several male audience members under the stage who understand: "woo..."

The stem of hair is well known to all.

Yue Yupeng couldn't help it. He wanted to hold back his untimely smile, but he couldn't help it. His smile was strange: "puha ha... What do you mean? You... You're boring! You're vulgar! What teacher's mother? Does it have anything to do with you?"

Li Tiezhu said, "why is it vulgar? Shiniang, Taozi is my brother, and Qin Tao's Shiniang is my Shiniang. Shiniang Le, what's the matter?"

Yue Yupeng: "no, you are disrespectful and easy to be misunderstood."

Li Tiezhu: "why misunderstood? Mr. Yu is young and handsome after a perm. Is it unreasonable for her to be happy?"

Yue Yupeng: "ah, such a joy?"

Li Tiezhu turned the microphone directly, and the audience looked at the audience awesome. "So what do you think? Ha ha ha..."

Yue Yupeng covered his face: "I thought... I thought Shiniang had a perm."

"Whoa..."

"How's it going?"

"This doesn't count. Come again, I said... Sun Chao has a stomach trouble."

"I'll come."

"Ho! Listen to the next question, um... Monkey King seventy-two changes."

"Mao!"

"Ah? Hahaha... This is appropriate, this is appropriate, it's all hair... Please listen to the question... Guo gangde."

"Peach!"

"Zhao Mushan."

"Turn!"

"Hahaha... Burp! Chinese is amazing. Well, it's a dead end when you go back. Listen to the questions again, Chess Association."

"With each other."

"Broken shoes with suspected shoes."

"With each other."

"Er, ha ha! I wish myself a longer life than Nanshan. Oh, listen to the question again, Yue Yupeng."

"Eggs!"

"Ha ha... I'm crazy, Spring Festival Gala."

Li Tiezhu stared at Yue Yupeng.

Two words, you want me to simplify? It's like crosstalk. It's not a boxing championship. Do you have to lie down?

Yue Yupeng: "you say, aren't you powerful? You say."

Li Tiezhu said, "I'm afraid I said, we can't get the performance fee tonight."

Yue Yupeng: "it doesn't matter. As long as you can go out alive."

Li Tiezhu: "I can't promise."

"Hahaha..."

"Woo ~"

The audience and the big men laughed together. Comedy is to offend.

Li Tiezhu asked rehuman, who was smiling and shrinking under the table: "Uncle rehuman, can I say it?"

Reherman: "it doesn't matter. Just say it! It's full of Cheng Dalong outside."

This is the first time that there is a live interaction of crosstalk. The key is to answer without thinking. Moreover, the lines are sharp and boastful.

The audience laughed again.

Yue Yupeng pretended to be nervous: "stop, ah Zhu, it's all Cheng Dalong outside."

Li Tiezhu: "it's all my master. What am I afraid of? Buy them some yo Mei at most. Listen, the Spring Festival Gala is two words. My simplification is..."

Yue Yupeng listened.

Li Tiezhu: "breathe!"

Yue Yupeng was stunned: "what? What?"

The audience was also stunned.

Li Tiezhu said contemptuously, "haven't you heard of the Spring Festival Gala?"

Yue Yupeng shook his head and threw the fat: "No."

Li Tiezhu: "don't you know the Chinese pinyin? Eat Wen Chun, Wu An night, eat Wen Wu an asthma. Understand?"

"Hahaha..."

"Woo ~"

"Refund! NIMA refund!"

The audience laughed silly. Is that ok?

Yue Yupeng: "this can't! This can't! We must say it again."

Li Tiezhu pretended to be embarrassed: "if you want to say the Spring Festival Gala, I will. The Spring Festival Gala itself is concise enough."

Yue Yupeng smiled: "nonsense, isn't the abbreviation of the Spring Festival Gala the Spring Festival Gala? Can I let you take advantage of the loophole? It must only be one word, say! Ha ha ha!"

Li Tiezhu: "if I answer, how can I say?"

Yue Yupeng held his hands high and greeted the audience: "yes, how about calling him crosstalk Teddy?"

Audience: "good!"

Li Tiezhu: "then I won't answer."

Yue Yupeng: "crosstalk leader, leader, all right?"

Li Tiezhu: "that's almost the same. Listen, one word..."

Yue Yupeng: "yes."

Li Tiezhu stretched out his thumb: "Spring Festival Gala... Year!"

Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu and the audience under the stand.

The audience was stunned for a second and immediately applauded and cheered. This answer - lick to the extreme!

Equate the Spring Festival Gala with the Chinese new year, which is a good licking skill.

Who said Li Tiezhu was stupid? The fool is myself.

Yue Yupeng: "Hey! OK! Do you think he's right?"

"Yes!"

Yue Yupeng said, "then our Chinese is really magical. If we lose, let's call him..."

"Crosstalk Teddy!"

Li Tiezhu: "short! Hey? No......"

Yue Yupeng: "it's still streamlined. It's really streamlined enough. It's short. Ha ha..."

Then Yue Yupeng stood up and bowed with Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu: "no, I think I can save it again."

Yue Yupeng: "it's hopeless. Give up."

Then they bowed together and stepped down amid the enthusiastic applause and cheers of the audience.

This impromptu crosstalk can only say... It's great.

It's much more fun than many crosstalk with well written words. It's witty and funny. Don't say it. The key point is to dare to offend. It's very top to say what should be said and what shouldn't be said.

The host re Herman and Liu Xiaoshi stood on the stage.

Liu Xiaoshi: "thank Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu for bringing us the crosstalk" magical Chinese ". The crosstalk with a big brain hole is amazing."

Reherman: "yes, the audience in front of the TV must not know that this crosstalk... Is an impromptu performance without script and rehearsal. This is the first time on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala! They finished it very well!"