Chapter 706

On the day when "Chinese good songs" ended, Li Tiezhu was forcibly dragged by his agent Zhang Xiaomeng to the company for a small meeting to discuss his new album.

"Congratulations on winning the championship again, iron pillar."

"Average."

"What do you say about the new album? At least before your global concert in the summer."

"The songs are all written!"

"Have you written it?"

"Ang!"

"What a fart! Only eight songs?"

"Only eight?"

"Yes! What do you think?"

"I thought it was more than a dozen."

"Where did you get so much?"

"I got on the" good Chinese song "and won the championship. I also wrote songs on other programs!"

"You've been on six issues of good songs, a total of six songs. In addition, a Grammy kiss goodbye and a masked song will be misplaced time and space. Aren't these eight?"

"That... Is a little less!"

Li Tiezhu sat in the office of the towering CBD building in Kyoto, looking at Zhang Xiaomeng opposite with some melancholy.

"Real man" is a closed shooting program, which takes about 50 days to shoot and train. Therefore, before that, Li Tiezhu needs to make a list of the songs of the third chapter album, and then you can help him prepare the accompaniment and composition, so that as soon as he releases it... No, as soon as he comes back, he can directly start recording the album.

However, there is an embarrassing problem.

Only eight songs have been prepared for the new album.

What's the album of eight songs?

According to the Convention, half of the albums need three to fifteen songs, but who is good enough to take only three songs and let people pay for them? Isn't that embarrassing? Therefore, the general album is ten songs, and occasionally two or three more. It is a convention that it is basically no less than ten songs.

Li Tiezhu only has eight songs now, at least two more.

Zhang Xiaomeng said, "you've been too tired in the past two years. Take it easy. In this way, I'll find someone to write you two songs..."

Li Tiezhu: "no! How can your own album sing other people's songs?"

Zhang Xiaomeng said, "why not? Do you think everyone can write songs?"

Li Tiezhu didn't agree, because he knew that singing songs written by others was meaningless. Singing other people's songs didn't have any music achievement bonus. He might as well write it himself!

"Forget it, I'd better write it myself. There's still time."

"Is one week enough?"

"Half a day is enough."

"Er..."

Zhang Xiaomeng is also speechless and can't help it. Who makes his artist a genius fool?

After determining his own song writing plan, Li Tiezhu left, leaving Zhang Xiaomeng to continue to be a dog. In nearly three years, he has not been idle. Agents are always much more tired than artists, especially Li Tiezhu, a quasi holding agent.

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A week later, Zhang Xiaomeng came to the villa of Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer, because Li Tiezhu was going to the west to "join the army" the next day.

Although it is only a variety show, the planning of the real man is based on truth and hard training, and has even been praised by the government. Although it has not been recorded, it can make people feel its style.

Therefore, Zhang Xiaomeng must meet Li Tiezhu and have a good chat.

This program only allows artists to bring an assistant. In addition, when recording the program, that is, training, assistants are not allowed to be present. Only people from the program group are allowed to be present. The challenge of this program is not small.

After inquiring about all aspects of Li Tiezhu's situation, Zhang Xiaomeng was relieved to learn that he was ready. Even he fought with fan Xiaohuang two days ago and won both times.

Then, Zhang Xiaomeng began to ask about the music album; "Have you written two new songs?"

In the living room, Li Tiezhu is drinking milk and eating beef stew to replenish his body.

He said, "the words of the song... I forgot."

Zhang Xiaomeng: "

Common heart, common heart! Don't our artists always be so unreliable? There's nothing to make a fuss about.

Zhang Xiaomeng tried to squeeze out a smile.

"Puff..."

Several people next to Zhang Xiaomeng laughed and couldn't help it.

These are the advance teams sent by the real man. To be exact, they are here to record VCR. They are used for task introduction at the beginning of the program, which is also a routine operation.

Li Tiezhu: "are they?"

Zhang Xiaomeng: "it's the crew of the real man who came to shoot the VCR. Don't worry about them. You really forgot to write a song? It's recorded right away..."

Li Tiezhu chewed the beef and said, "I'll write two at will."

Zhang Xiaomeng stamped his foot: "fart in time! You'll leave tomorrow..."

Li Tiezhu: "it's time, it's time."

Next to her, songzhu'er, the boss's wife, who was constantly dozing off with dark circles under her eyes, nodded frequently.

She has been a little miserable recently, because Li Tiezhu works hard to exercise for a real man. She is the exercise equipment. She is badly trained by Li Tiezhu every day. I can't bear to see that kind of disability. The cat, the fox and the bear are far away, and they can't resist the harm for her at all. The only person around her, the rabbit smashed, came to relatives to greet them. They don't have time to accompany her to practice.

Matsushita: "there's still one day. It's too late."

Zhang Xiaomeng: "do you think he is an immortal? Well, he is an immortal. It's really too late..."

Li Tiezhu: "I'll write two more songs, right? Now I'll write them to you and let me think about it."

In April, Kyoto was full of warblers and grass, wind and sand, and you couldn't see your fingers. Yes, dust storms and smog began again. Li Tiezhu had to wear a mask when running in the morning, which affected his breathing.

Sister MI and lengba should like this weather. Their visual distance is less than five meters. They can wander on the street at will and are not afraid of being seen.

Zhang Xiaomeng: "now?"

Li Tiezhu looked at his agent in surprise, my God! Since my debut, you have been with me for nearly three years, and you don't believe me? Don't you have a little force? I'm hanging up! Shameless hang up!

The cameraman of the real man crew has turned on the machine and shot Li Tiezhu fiercely in multiple positions.

Is the man in front of him going to be supernatural again?

Si Guoyi Si Le!

Li Tiezhu: "well... If you don't believe me, I'll do some coquettish work..."

Zhang Xiaomeng: "don't be coquettish! Please, write songs seriously!"

"I don't know."

"Er..."

"A song, um... The king asked me to patrol the mountain... Hey hey..."

Li Tiezhu suddenly smiled.

Zhang Xiaomeng was shocked and said, "no! Don't mess around!"

Songzhu'er suddenly pretends to be a corpse. Although she has been badly stabbed recently, she is always full of vitality: "what song is it? Listen to the title of the song" the king asked me to patrol ", which is my favorite type, alas, hey..."

So it makes sense that songzhu'er now looks like a ghost with her legs forked. She obviously has no combat effectiveness and has no other animal support around her. She dares to often provoke Li Tiezhu. Who will die if you don't die?

A staff member of a real man said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, can you sing something to patrol the mountain?"

Li Tiezhu's serious face: "it's" the king asked me to patrol the mountain ", a beautiful narrative song. Listen, hum..."

Zhang Xiaomeng instantly covered his face. He had smelled the Royal engine.

Songzhuer is happy. My man is a cow.

Li Tiezhu began to sing:

The king makes me petrol in the mountain

I turn the world around

Play my drums and my gongs

Life is full of rhythm

The king makes me petrol in the mountain

Catch a monk for dinner

The water in this mountain stream is incomparably sweet

Do not envy mandarin ducks, do not envy immortals

After singing, the employees of the real men's program group stared at the dogs one by one. Li Tiezhu was really extraordinary.

Zhang Xiaomeng blew up. Ah, I'm dead and collapsed on the sofa. Are you sure you want to use this song to release an album?

Songzhu'er is the most hi. She has a unique aesthetic. She thinks this song is easy to hear. It explodes and gets wet: "good... Great! Isn't little diamond wind? That little monster is called little diamond wind? I know him well!"

Li Tiezhu was a song copied from the system. He was startled by songzhu'er: "do you know this monster? Aren't we parallel planes? Why is our aura revived?"

Matsushita: "ha ha, you are so humorous. I am Nezha! Of course I know people who travel to the West."

Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly: "ah ha ha... So it is. I'm scared to death."

Zhang Xiaomeng has nothing to say. NIMA still has "allusions"?!

Really?

It was difficult to shoot. The staff laughed one by one. They were not laughing, but happy. Iron pillar's song was interesting! Besides, was it written on the spot? Big money, big money! The show is a gimmick again.

Songzhu'er was still noisy: "I like this song so much! Tiezhu, will you keep writing this sand sculpture style song in the future? I'll sing with you!"

Li Tiezhu: "forget it, I don't want to sing with you. Your singing is too high."

Song Zhuer tilted his head and killed: "Alas, hey, hey... There are outsiders here. Don't talk nonsense, Shh! Let's be quiet!"

Li Tiezhu: "what do you think? I say your singing is ugly!"

Matsushita: "ah... This..."

The staff stared at the dog.

Zhang Xiaomeng: "Pooh!"

Although some of this shooting was cut off, it still appeared on the program real man. After all, Li Tiezhu's interview lens is certainly much more than other guests. This is a normal phenomenon.

The barrage is very satisfied with Li Tiezhu's advice:

"What the hell is this?"

"Eight songs out of the album, I'm afraid it's not cheating money!"

"Isn't this writing a song on the spot?"

"Li Tiezhu, you really can't. You can't write songs until you finish the program. Don't perfunctory fans."

"Does it take time for me to write songs? He just needs his hand and his right hand."

"Coming!"

"Let's collectively witness Li Tiezhu's new original song..."

"Er..."

"Ah..."

"This..."

"The king asked me to patrol the mountain. I'll turn the world around... It sounds good!"

"The tone is OK. What the hell is the lyrics?"

"Please! Li Tiezhu, can you be more serious?"

"The first eight songs are all classics. What else? Li Tiezhu is not allowed to write two mediocre songs?"

"How can Li Tiezhu be mediocre?"

"Genius, refuse to compromise!"

"Come on!"

"Have you taken gun medicine? How can you be serious? Wait and see, the next song can't be serious!"

"It's impossible. This must be suppression before promotion! The next classic poem."

Li Tiezhu said to the camera, "the last song of the new album is called..."

Zhang Xiaomeng interrupted: "stop! Don't worry, don't worry! Let's write after we think about it."

Li Tiezhu: "do you still want to write songs?"

Zhang Xiaomeng: "

Matsushita: "that's right. Don't you just sing when you write a song? How can it be so difficult? Come on, iron pillar, you know my favorite style."

Li Tiezhu nodded deeply: "this song is called uneasy. Do you want me to sing it?"

Zhang Xiaomeng covers her head in despair.

The real male staff were bitches, nodded one after another, and shamelessly praised Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu uttered two words and sang:

Ah oh

Ah, oh

Ah, hiss, hiss, hiss

Ah, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss

Ah, hiss, hiss, hiss

After singing a few words, Li Tiezhu looked around.

The real male staff were silly and turned to look at Zhang Xiaomeng. Zhang Xiaomeng was also confused. They stared at Pine bamboo. Would you translate for me?

Pine and bamboo are numb. What is this... Especially? It's... very nice!