Chapter 707

Li Tiezhu sang a sand sculpture version of "uneasy", which is another time-space version attached to the system. It is fresh and lovely.

Then

[Ding! If the host is not serious, deduct 1 point from the serious value.]

Shit!

I didn't expect that such a stupid system would deduct serious values.

Li Tiezhu's face turned green. Like several people around him who listened to his magic songs, he looked like... Disgusted by his own songs.

Songzhuer clapped: "good! Super good!"

Zhang Xiaomeng and several staff members looked at songzhu'er at the same time. Be a person, spicy claw!

Everyone can see that Li Tiezhu didn't sing seriously and felt inexplicable joy.

Barrage:

"Li Tiezhu hasn't come out of the Chinese good song yet? He still plays smoke bombs?"

"I smiled..."

"The new album is definitely not this song."

"The king asked me to patrol the mountain" is enough... "

"Brother, don't show!"

"Please sing a song."

"I suddenly want to buy an album."

"It doesn't matter. The first eight songs are all classics, and the last two let him fly."

"So the Royal engine is the real style of Li Tiezhu?"

"Why do I like these two songs today?"

"I'm really nervous when I listen to" uneasy. "

"Download! Make a wake-up alarm clock."

"Brother, you fight!"

"Ha ha... Li Tiezhu was disgusted by his singing."

The real man has 14 issues, each of which is two hours long. In this era of entertainment as the king, not to mention the final quality, it is at least full. You know, apart from advertising implantation and selling cute people, many variety shows have a real time of only one hour.

There is an hour long pilot film before the main film. In fact, it is the VCR of six guests who participated in the program recording. Only by letting the audience know the guests first can they be better substituted.

Theoretically, each of the six guests is about 10 minutes, but there is no doubt that Li Tiezhu has more time than others.

Not because he is the most popular, but because he is the most coquettish. It is not appropriate to delete any of the recorded clips. Anyway, the audience loves to see him, so they simply stay. The length is nearly 20 minutes, and even Li Tiezhu's random singing "uneasy" is retained.

Next, when it comes to a separate interview, Li Tiezhu faces the questions of the program group alone.

Staff Miss sister: "Li Tiezhu, why did you participate in the program" real man "

Li Tiezhu: "didn't you invite me?"

"Er... This..."

"Don't be nervous. Is this your first time recording a program? Relax. I'm easy to get along with."

"Ah! Thank you! Well, what else do you know about this program?"

"I should have known, but you said that for the sake of suspense, you didn't provide specific program links and information at all. Blame me? Where can I find out?"

"Er... What just happened doesn't count. Let's do it again. Facing the invitation of the real man program group, would you like to go?"

"Haven't you signed all the contracts? Can you go back?"

"Ah... It has nothing to do with the contract. Would you like to go?"

"Yes! Very much."

"Why? Is there any special reason?"

"You give too much money, much more than other programs. Thank you!"

"Besides money?"

"There are also advertising endorsements! It's also a lot of money."

"Er..."

"Eh? Why is it stuck again? It doesn't matter. Don't be nervous. I'll wait for you to adjust. Come on! You can."

"Poof... I can't..."

The cute looking and fleshy staff knelt down and went crazy. How can they interview?

Several other staff members also gave him sympathetic eyes.

Li Tiezhu smiled and waited patiently for the other party to vent and adjust. He is really a newcomer with fragile psychological quality. It's not easy. I want to give him enough patience to make him feel the warmth of the world.

"Mengmeng, stand up!"

The program team put this paragraph into the pilot film. Although the staff of the program team collapsed, it's very Li Tiezhu, isn't it? If his interview is too serious, it will be too informal.

Mengmeng's little sister didn't stand up and seemed desperate.

Li Tiezhu came over very friendly, picked up her little sister, took the inscription card in her hand, and said with a warm smile: "don't be discouraged, be brave! Well, I'll help you interview myself. Later, I'll cut off my voice and replace it with your voice."

The little sister was even more confused and forced: "ah..."

Li Tiezhu made a wink and said, "don't worry, ordinary hosts are not as good as me. You can also learn. Everyone says I'm a natural host."

Little sister: "

Barrage:

"What a tragedy, little sister!"

"When you start, you lose."

"Li Tiezhu, don't you find it's your own problem?"

"God, you invited me."

"See yourself again and interview yourself."

"The program team cut out this paragraph. It's also Sao."

"I don't know how my little sister feels when she sees this."

"The program team whipped the corpse..."

There are more dogs in the program group. The next interview was recorded in two paragraphs. Li Tiezhu sat on the left to ask all the questions, and then sat back on the right to answer them in turn. The program group did not replace the voice with that of the little sister, but edited the two Li Tiezhu together, one left and one right, one question and one answer, so the magical picture was born.

Li Tiezhu: "excuse me, Mr. Li Tiezhu, how do you feel about participating in this military and national defense program" real man "

Li Tiezhu: "it's a great honor to participate in this program. Every boy has a military dream, and I'm no exception. I once thought that I would join the army when I was admitted to university and continue to study after I retired from the army. However, the situation does not allow me, my dream has become to be a foreman. Now I'm very excited to realize my dream of the military camp."

Li Tiezhu: "what makes you want to be a foreman?"

Li Tiezhu: "because... My grades may not be able to go to college, and it seems difficult to be a soldier without a degree..."

Li Tiezhu: "now that you have been admitted to Peking University, you can also suspend school to join the army!"

"No, I asked. I should become a literary soldier when I join the army now. I don't want to..."

"Do you prefer to be a real soldier on the battlefield?"

"Yes, it's not. What I do is singing and dancing. Oh, I can't dance. It's boring if I go to the military camp or sing."

"Next question, this program is said to be very tired and bitter. Are you afraid?"

"I'm not afraid. I can eat any hardship. I'm just worried that I'll be delayed if I'm too stupid."

"Really? You're so modest."

"It's not humility, it's a fact. I don't have any title and ability except 10 billion movie stars and big singers. I often make mistakes and lose face, um... I'm still worried."

"Do you know that many soldiers are your fans?"

"I don't know."

"Because of soldier assault, many soldiers worship you very much, and many recruits came to join the army after watching this TV play."

"Ah... I'm sure I won't let them down."

"In addition to training, the program will also carry out military exercises with other troops. Do you expect it?"

"I especially look forward to it. It would be better if we could fight in practice."

"Actual combat is impossible. Mr. Li Tiezhu, you don't deserve it."

"Ah, yes."

"Do you know those guests with you?"

"All I know is that Du Haibo from southern Hunan and Yuan Heng, the husband of my second sister, are on my Weibo every day. Shenjing Bing knows that I have a grudge against Weibo. Who uses Weibo for serious people?"

"Last question, what do you think of your performance in the program?"

"Of course I'm great! HMM!" (this sentence was replayed repeatedly in the later program to hit Li Tiezhu's face, slapping.)

"OK, thank you, Mr. Li Tiezhu, for accepting this interview."

"Wait a minute, I have another question."

"You say."

Li Tiezhu said, "am I serious about joining the army? Will I be given the card of 'glorious house' to my family? My father wanted it. He was very happy to hear that I was on this program. He specially called my second uncle to see if there was smoke at my ancestral grave."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm sorry, I won't."

Li Tiezhu: "that's a pity... My father asked my second uncle to burn a military uniform for my mother and a suit for me."

Barrage:

"Cowhide."

"Why doesn't Li Tiezhu hate himself?"

"The house of glory is OK."

"Indeed, many people joined the army last year and this year because of the soldier assault."

"Li Tiezhu must be the king of war!"

"Look forward to hitting the face."

"What's the operation of burning military uniforms for Li Tiezhu? He's not dead."

"This special operation numbed me."

"Lao Li's family are all talents..."

After the interview, there is the next link to check Li Tiezhu's luggage. Songzhuer pushed Li Tiezhu's box over and opened it for the program team to shoot.

Some autistic little sisters asked, "bamboo, did you pack his luggage?"

Songzhu'er shook his head: "he cleaned it himself. Sometimes when I go out, he helps me pack my bags. I don't know. I'm also forgetful. Isn't it what boys should do to buy vegetables and cook, clean up, make beds and quilts, and pack things?"

Little sister: "ah... Do you want to bring a thermos, too?"

Li Tiezhu: "it's called baowin cup. If you take it, you will win. I have good voice and good songs. These programs will bring it. It has been with me for many years."

"Is there such a saying?"

"Very clever. Call on our athletes to bring the win cup, win or lose!"

The influence of this program is not small, but also exploded a lot of celebrities.

Hexagonal soldier Ma Liu Bib: "believe it, believe it, I'll bring a thermos for the Olympic Games."

Fan xiaopang: "I don't believe it!"

A long time later, fan xiaopang, who lost the game, was distressed: "I regret not believing Li Tiezhu ~"

When the recording was almost over, Zhang Xiaomeng jumped out: "you can only take one assistant? Who should you let? Black child or dull child?"

The two bodyguards have been responsible for protecting Li Tiezhu for years. They are not only first-class in professional ability, but also delicious in cooking.

Li Tiezhu thought: "neither of them! They are crooked nuts, and they are also foreign veterans. They can't be exposed to China's military secrets."

Zhang Xiaomeng: "if you record a program, you won't get access to any secrets."

Li Tiezhu: "er..."

Matsushita: "you can't take them. It's expensive! You don't have to protect Li Tiezhu these two months. Let them go back to the United States for vacation and give them half a salary."

Li Tiezhu thought: "right! Right!"

While the black children and stuffy children basking in the sun in the yard are still imagining going to the mysterious and wild Oriental army to see the world. That... Is the army of the first division of the American cavalry!