At the entrance of the shopping mall, Li Tiezhu, Liu Yuan and others had stood in a row. Facing the instructor, the instructor looked at Du Haibo, who was slowly eating dessert on the second floor of the shopping mall, turned and stood, and the air pressure suddenly sank.

Du Haibo came out slowly with ice cream in one hand and a trolley case in the other.

A secret smile flashed across Zhang Yifeng's cold face.

Guo Xiaoxi gloated and smiled: "hahaha..."

Yuan Heng is trying to hold back his smile.

Liu Yuan looked at Li Tiezhu nervously.

Li Tiezhu stood straight and looked at the front. He learned this when shooting soldier assault. At that time, he also specially trained for a period of time.

Barrage:

"Du Haibo is going to suffer!"

"Danger!"

"Isn't Li Tiezhu the demon?"

"Serious brother, that's not called a demon, that's called being stupid."

"It's a matter of principle to be late for the assembly. Li Tiezhu won't commit it."

"So when Li Tiezhu does something, everyone just thinks it's fun, others can't."

"Divide things."

"What's Du Haibo doing here? It instantly lowered the level of the program."

"Brother Xiaoyuan is so tender!"

"Come for serious brother!"

"Tiezhu has a new program again. It's good."

"Catch up directly from" Chinese good songs "and connect seamlessly."

Du Haibo came over and smiled: "I'm not late. I've already come. Do you want to eat ice cream? It's delicious."

Instructor: "

Li Tiezhu: "assemble."

Du Haibo: "I haven't finished yet."

Li Tiezhu: "you can ask the instructor to take it for you. You can eat it after the collection. Dog head."

Du Haibo: "

He didn't have the guts of Li Tiezhu. Seeing that the atmosphere was embarrassing, he found a trash can to throw away, and then came to stand.

The instructor didn't say anything, but asked Du Haibo to join the ranks and said seriously, "everyone should remember that it's a bounden duty to obey orders. If you don't keep time in peacetime, you can't hold your position in wartime.

Li Tiezhu nodded gently.

Du Haibo drooped his eyelids and looked left and right. After confirming that he was talking about him, the corner of his mouth gently hooked.

Instructor: "in the future, don't have a similar situation."

Du Haibo nodded with a strange smile.

Soon, everyone got on a minibus and talked.

Zhang Yifeng said, "Du Haibo is the one who needs to go to the military camp to exercise. He's too fat."

Guo Xiaoxi turned and asked Du Haibo, "do you want to lose weight?"

Du Haibo: "I think! I really want to lose weight. I sent a long circle of friends yesterday. Anyway, no one wants to be fat. I also want to be thin and handsome."

Li Tiezhu: "ugliness has nothing to do with fat."

Du Haibo: "ah?"

The others laughed, started, started, and the serious brother began to hate others.

Li Tiezhu looked seriously: "you can't open your eyes. Why do you want to be handsome? Which handsome guy has no eyes?"

Guo Xiaoxi: "Haibo, can you open your eyes?"

Du Haibo: "this... Can't be done."

Several people were amused again. The goods really worked hard and couldn't open their eyes.

Du Haibo took his mobile phone and read two sentences from his circle of friends: "... I'm used to being free and lazy. This time I really want to work hard to become self disciplined!"

Li Tiezhu: "go to bed early. There's everything in your dream."

Du Haibo: "

Others laughed wildly: "ha ha ha ha..."

The camera shows the co pilot's instructor sitting straight without expression.

Du Haibo said, "iron pillar, GAHA! You target me every time you go on the program? Can't you leave me some face?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes? No?"

Du Haibo: "yes! You came to the happy camp three times, once a year, and you beat me up every year. Every time I was ridiculed by netizens, saying that the goal was too big and attracted your firepower. And last year's Chinese restaurant, although you left when my girlfriend and I first came, you beat me up. We are all friends, but you never show mercy, which makes it difficult for me to do."

Li Tiezhu: "aren't we friends?"

Du Haibo: "

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Guo Xiaoxi and Yuan Heng clapped their thighs with laughter, and the old man Zhang Yifeng was also happy.

Liu Yuan laughed with tears.

Li Tiezhu stabbed Du Haibo again: "it's just a simple understanding."

Zhang Yifeng said, "it doesn't matter. From now on, we are comrades in arms. In the future, everyone will become friends."

Du Haibo nodded: "yes!"

Li Tiezhu: "Mr. He Ling said that Du Haibo had no friends in the circle."

Du Haibo: "

"Hahaha..."

The camera was given to the instructor again. His face twitched again, and his shoulders shook. It can be seen that he was suffering.

The car stopped at the gate of the military camp, and six guests got off and waited.

Du Haibo took out the eggs and ate them. He didn't know where to touch them. They were still hot.

Liu Yuan held back a smile: "brother, are you sure you're here to lose weight?"

Du Haibo: "only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight."

Liu Yuan smiled and looked at Li Tiezhu: "brother Zhu, you assimilated another one."

Li Tiezhu: "you're almost there."

Liu Yuan smiled and shook his head. Although he didn't want to, he really couldn't resist. Last time, I recorded an issue of mushroom house with Li Tiezhu. When I went back, I couldn't help hating people everywhere. Iron words and words were too high.

The instructor said, "we'll enter the barracks immediately. After entering, everyone should step in unison and be strict. We carry the box with our left hand, and those with a small pocket with their right hand. Turn left!"

Then, six "recruits" followed the instructor into the military camp, which is the recruits training camp of a certain unit of our army.

Loud military songs echoed in the barracks, and there were training scenes for recruits everywhere.

The six Han and Han people looked around and were curious about the baby, especially Liu Yuan, who loved the military. His eyes were shining with excitement. Li Tiezhu was better. He had trained in the military camp in order to shoot soldier assault.

Liu Yuan whispered to Li Tiezhu: "brother Zhu, have you ever fired a real gun?"

Li Tiezhu nodded.

Liu Yuan asked again, "have you ever fired?"

Yuan Hengpu laughed.

The instructor glared back at them and was quiet at last.

Barrage:

"Song Zhuer: the iron pillar has fired!"

"Horizontal trough..."

"Yuan Heng's smile is not pure."

"What did Liu Yuan ask? The little guy began to columnize."

"I have a hunch that this group of people will eventually be forcibly pillared."

"Maybe the instructor..."

"I dare not think."

After a while, Li Tiezhu and others came to the gate of the barracks. A soldier standing straight had been waiting there.

Instructor: "let me introduce to you. This is your new recruit squad leader, Jin Wu, the fifth year of corporal this year. He has participated in... And other major exercises..."

The camera showed the soldier. He was very handsome. A burst of female powder churned in the barrage.

After the handover, Jin Wu took his six recruits to the dormitory of his class.

The dormitory is large, with upper and lower bunks, a total of eight beds.

After finding their beds, six people stood up and the squad leader of the recruits lectured, saying some of the most basic rules.

Li Tiezhu couldn't help laughing. It was the kind of smile that Lao Tzu finally became a soldier.

The monitor stared at him. Li Tiezhu restrained a little, but he couldn't help it.

Yuan Heng opposite is also excited. He buckled and searched his body.

Monitor Jin Wu: "Yuan Heng! Don't move when the monitor is speaking."

Yuan Heng stopped talking and his ass itched a little!

Barrage:

"These people look happy."

"Li Tiezhu is going to collapse!"

"I have a bad feeling that something will happen..."

"With a serious brother, it can't be normal."

"Why have these people changed their painting style and temperament when they stand with Li Tiezhu?"

"Liu Yuan's idol school is also crooked."

"Notice, high energy ahead!"

"Here comes the famous face..."

The monitor stared at Yuan Heng and said, "next, start with Yuan Heng and introduce yourself."

Yuan Heng: "ah... Hello, i... can move?"

Then he looked at the monitor.

Li Tiezhu on the other side didn't hold up and smiled. Guo Xiaoxi and others also laughed. Yuan Heng tainima was obscene.

The monitor looked directly at Yuan Heng.

Yuan Heng is a little empty: "Hello, my name is Yuan Heng, from Jiangxia. I'm 23... Er, 32 years old."

Zhang Yifeng: "Hello, my name is Zhang Yifeng. I'm 56 years old... Poof..."

I laughed first.

Guo Xiaoxi, Liu Yuan and Du Haibo couldn't help laughing.

"Poof ~"

Li Tiezhu is also inexplicably poked into a smile. It's not Zhang Yifeng who laughs, but everyone's reaction. What are you laughing at on such a formal occasion?

Monitor: "Li Tiezhu, shut up."

Li Tiezhu: "poof, er..."

Several seconds later, he closed his mouth with the help of his hand, but the smile on his face couldn't be controlled, one by one.

Laughter is contagious, and others are made to laugh by Li Tiezhu in turn.

The monitor stared at Li Tiezhu silently: "is it funny to introduce yourself?"

Li Tiezhu took a deep breath to calm his mood: "monitor, how did you resist smiling?"

Monitor: "

"Puff..."

The other five laughed.

Self introduction continued, and soon it was the last one, Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu subconsciously stood at attention and said, "Hello, my name is Li Tiezhu, male..."

"Poof goose..."

Those five collapsed again. I can't bear it. Others introduce their age and native place. Do you say gender?

Li Tiezhu also smiled and was so stupid that he said: "hey hey... Hey hey... Male, hey hey... In his early twenties, hey hey hey..."

It's broken!

Li Tiezhu completely burst into laughter.

It's not easy to resist the introduction, but somehow I said that my brother was in his early twenties and found it wrong. How much is it? So he laughed.

The other five also laughed. They really couldn't help it. Li Tiezhu's laughter attack is too strong.

The monitor stared at Li Tiezhu with a cold face.

Li Tiezhu forced himself to calm down, prepared to reintroduce, and took a deep breath: "hiss... Suck... Ha ha..."

He took a deep breath, accidentally left a drop of saliva at the corner of his mouth, and broke himself again.

The other five couldn't stop laughing.

Li Tiezhu: "sorry! I'll do it again. My name is Li Tiezhu, male, poof goose..."

Monitor: "is it funny?"

Liu Yuan trembled and took a deep breath and forced himself to hold back his smile. It was too difficult.

Monitor: "are you here for camping?"

Li Tiezhu lowered his head in shame. It's too wrong. How can he laugh in this program? Then he saw the saliva just dripping hanging on his clothes:

"Poof geese..."