Finally, Li Tiezhu finished introducing himself. It was difficult: "my name is Li Tiezhu, 20 years old, from group 17, Lijia village, Dahe Town, Zhenyuan County, Han'an City, Xichuan province."

Another burst of natural laughter, Du Haibo almost laughed his abdominal muscles on the spot.

Monitor Jin Wu helplessly looked at Li Tiezhu. In fact, the corners of his mouth also smoked. Finally, he held back and didn't smile: "next, let's get familiar with each other and the environment."

Barrage:

"Li Tiezhu has a sense of joy."

"I really can't blame Li Tiezhu. The more serious the place is, the more I can't help it."

"This is actually a kind of tension."

"Hahaha, I can't help it..."

"I'll go. Li Tiezhu's hometown is very close to my hometown."

"Xu Sanduo, Ben duo!"

"The monitor can't hold it anymore, ha ha!"

"The monitor is so handsome that evil spirits smile."

"After watching it n times, I die of laughter."

"The monitor went out and laughed, didn't he?"

"Monitor: I'll go out and laugh."

Soon, the monitor came back with two bottles of hot water and asked everyone to take out the bench and washbasin. One person poured some hot water. This is the tradition of the army, so that recruits feel the warmth of the army.

Yuan Heng held a towel between his orchid fingers: "it's too hot. It's really too hot."

Monitor: "don't have so many harsh conditions."

Li Tiezhu went up to help Yuan Heng, directly twisted a towel and pressed it on his face: "the most important thing is to make you feel warm, you know? Do you feel warm?"

Yuan Heng shouted, "ah... It's too warm."

Monitor: "or more than three know more."

Li Tiezhu also washed his face: "thank you, monitor. It's so warm. Hiss..."

Next is the change of military uniform, which is limited to three minutes.

Six people hurriedly turned out their military uniforms from the cabinet, and then muttered, like a radish meeting.

Guo Xiaoxi: "is it necessary to take off your pants to change your military uniform?"

Li Tiezhu: "haven't you been a soldier?"

Guo Xiaoxi: "I boast. I'm a literary soldier."

Li Tiezhu: "of course, you should take off your pants when changing clothes, but you can't take off all your clothes. It's easy to get cold."

Guo Xiaoxi: "am I special..."

Zhang Yifeng: "Li Tiezhu, don't talk about crosstalk!"

Yuan Heng: "Tiezhu, as a man in his early twenties, why do you like driving so much?"

Li Tiezhu: "I'm only twenty! Just twenty, as big as Liu Yuan."

Zhang Yifeng: "well, you're out of it, but you're not out of it."

Just as it was noisy, the door opened again, and the monitor came in: "assemble, assemble now, come on!"

When six people gathered, they stood tall and stood tall.

The fastest is Li Tiezhu. He has already dressed all his equipment neatly. There is no mistake in his clothes, trousers, hats, armed belts and boots. The military uniform is a desert version of the star camouflage. The latest generation of combat clothes is very handsome.

Others are semi-finished products. Du Haibo just took off his socks and didn't change anything.

Monitor: "apart from Xu Sanduo, no, apart from Li Tiezhu, what are you doing? It's agreed to change your clothes in three minutes. How much time did you spend?"

The five people were silent. Li Tiezhu had a good face. Fortunately, he made soldier assault last year.

Then there was a general training. Then the monitor asked Yuan Heng and Guo Xiaoxi to shave off their beards in 30 seconds. However, Yuan Heng's razor was manual.

Monitor took Yuan Heng to the toilet, cold water foam shaving.

Yuan Heng kept saying: "squad leader, you know I'm a man with a very hard beard. Shaving is very painful. I need hot water to apply it. It's good to apply it soft, otherwise... It's easy to bleed, ah! Ha... It hurts! Really not... I always think shaving is a very elegant thing... Ah! It's not a good thing that there are too many and too hard moustaches..."

The monitor kept staring at Yuan Heng silently: "I'm still young and don't understand."

Yuan Heng: "I can't see without a mirror. I haven't scraped it clean."

Monitor: "I am your mirror."

The atmosphere suddenly became beautiful, the background music changed, and the shots of Yuan Heng and the monitor became slow motion.

Barrage:

"The monitor is warm to me!"

"Suddenly thought of monitor Shi Jin..."

"Suddenly the local love words flash over the waist of the old man."

"The monitor smiled, smiled."

"It's the smell of love."

"I'm your mirror, poof!"

"Hum? This mirror is incompetent!"

"Hahaha, this mirror..."

The picture turned, Yuan Heng's face suck, and bare teeth to walk back to the dormitory. The mirror... No force!

"Monitor, you lied to me!"

"I didn't lie to you. You have a black head. I thought you didn't shave clean."

"Impossible. I apply the mask every day."

"It's really blackhead."

The monitor is also a little shy. He is inexperienced when he is a mirror for the first time. No, I want to be strict. Being a mirror is not what the monitor should do.

After a while, another instructor walked into the dormitory and trained everyone, including the monitor, without the concept of time.

Then, start counting personal belongings.

"Yuan Heng, take out the charging line and put it in front."

"All the charging lines?"

"Yes."

"But my cell phone is running out of power."

"Hurry up."

"Oh."

Yuan Heng slowly released all the chargers and charging treasure.

Guo Xiaoxi couldn't help laughing. He didn't work as a soldier, but he was not sensible.

Instructor: "Guo Xiaoxi, what are you laughing at?"

Guo Xiaoxi: "nothing."

The instructor walked up to Guo Xiaoxi, stared at him and said, "get ready for push ups."

Guo Xiaoxi: "ah?"

Instructor: "push up preparation."

Guo Xiaoxi had to climb down.

Others looked at each other. The instructor was much more severe than the monitor.

Instructor: "ten push ups."

Guo Xiaoxi breathed a sigh of relief and began to do it.

Li Tiezhu almost laughed and covered his mouth.

The instructor looked back: "Li Tiezhu! What did you move? Did I let you move? Didn't your monitor tell you not to move when you stand at attention? Do you know if you have something to report?"

Li Tiezhu: "I know!"

"Know what?"

"Ah?"

"Repeat what I just said."

"This..."

"Push ups ready."

"Er..."

Li Tiezhu feels wronged. How can I remember what you said? But I'm not afraid to do push ups.

Climbing down, Li Tiezhu asked, "how many?"

The instructor ignored him.

Li Tiezhu asked again, "instructors, how many?"

The instructor glared at him: "hold on!"

Li Tiezhu stopped talking and just held on.

The instructor continues to check the items. You can't ask for any useless things such as coffee, snacks, yoga mat and so on.

At the end of the inspection, the instructor came to Li Tiezhu, who was still lying on the ground: "thermos cup? How old are you?"

Monitor Jin Wu: "report! He said he was in his early twenties."

"Poof..."

The other five people laughed and remembered the scene just now. Of course, they were held back by the instructor's stare.

Instructor: "you are just 20 this year. What are you doing? What are you doing with a thermos? Soak medlar in your thermos?"

Li Tiezhu: "tell the instructor that this thermos cup has feelings with me. You can win with it. It is a kind thermos cup and has never burned me."

Instructor: "because you're not afraid of scalding?"

Li Tiezhu: "

Others smoke.

Instructor: "take it away!"

Then, the instructor looked at the things picked up by Li Tiezhu, but there were no other superfluous things, charging lines and other things. When he saw that others had been taken away, he also took the initiative to turn them in.

The instructor asked, "don't you have anything else except a thermos?"

Li Tiezhu: "report to the instructor. Since you come to the army, you don't have to bring anything."

The instructor smiled happily and looked at the others: "did you hear that? When you came to the army, you handed yourself over to the army and integrated into it wholeheartedly. Do you understand?"

People: "understand."

The instructor squatted and asked Li Tiezhu, "tell me, why do you know that the army doesn't need to bring anything?"

Li Tiezhu held his hands on the ground, his face not red and gasping: "because the army will send, there is no need to spend money, and the quality is good. I used it when filming."

Instructor: "er... Are you tired?"

Li Tiezhu: "not tired."

Instructor: "remember, you are a recruit here. All actions are under command. Don't really be a soldier king."

Li Tiezhu got up and said, "yes."

Instructor: "ten push ups, do one and shout one."

Li Tiezhu began to do push ups: "ah! Oh ~ Yiya ~"

Liu Yuan: "poof ~"

Others trembled, too.

The monitor also pinched his thigh quietly and forced himself not to laugh. Soldier king is so funny!

Instructor: "Li Tiezhu, what are you shouting?"

"You said, do one and shout one."

"I want you to shout numbers."

"Oh, three, four, five..."

I feel like I made a "soldier assault", which is a little hate.

Barrage:

"God special ah, oh, eh..."

"Li Tiezhu is so naive that his head is hard to use."

"When did his head work well? Except when he hurt people."

"The monitor pinched himself and laughed to death..."

"Wow, this is too cruel?"

"Make a fuss. The army is so strict."

"Our female soldiers are more strict than them. This is already a drain on them."

"Yuan Heng is miserable."

"The three kings of war are also miserable."

"I'm relieved to see Li Tiezhu so miserable."

"It's scary."

"This is not a holiday!"

"Fortunately, Cai Xukun didn't come, otherwise he would be assigned to the female soldier group."

After that, the instructor and the squad leader left and gave them three minutes to pack up and gather at the gate of the barracks to receive Quartermaster Equipment.

It didn't take much time for everyone to pack up what was left, and they began to talk again.

Du Haibo: "Li Tiezhu, you're a thief! Why don't you bring things when you call the army? Sell us all."

Li Tiezhu: "this is common sense. The army sends everything. Why do you spend money yourself?"

Du Haibo: "I have been taken away from my mask and cleansing cream."

Li Tiezhu: "the soap will be issued. Besides, your face is so big that you can't mask it. Do not embarrass the mask."

Du Haibo: "

Yuan Heng: "I don't understand. Why take away yoga mats for exercise?"

Li Tiezhu: "come here, you still don't worry about the exercise equipment? Take a five kilometer cross-country trip."

Yuan Heng: "shit..."

Liu Yuan: "brother Zhu covers me."

Li Tiezhu: "I can't protect myself. Please ask for more blessings."

Everyone laughed, and then Guo Xiaoxi found that the time was coming and ran out of the door.