Chapter 711

The programs seen by the audience are jump broadcast, and they can't see many intermediate processes. Therefore, from the perspective of the audience, they arrive at the training ground directly from the dormitory, but it's not.

After getting out of the dormitory, a lot of things happened before arriving at the training ground.

The squad leader with six people assembled downstairs, and then walked to the training ground. Before taking Quartermaster Equipment, he had to complete the physical fitness test.

Yuan Heng: "what is the physical fitness test?"

Liu Yuan: "is it five kilometers off-road directly?"

Du Haibo: "don't scare me, I can't run 500 meters..."

Zhang Yifeng said, "it's not that exaggerated. Tie Zhu has made military plays. Tell me."

Li Tiezhu: "I wrote the script blindly. I know shit. Didn't brother Xi ever be a soldier?"

Guo Xiaoxi: "I'm a literary soldier. I don't know anything."

Monitor Jin Wu: "be quiet! Turn right behind you and go..."

It seems to be a very simple task, but it's actually quite complex. At least, it is much more complicated than the squad leader to perform such tasks, because there are dozens of people in the program group.

The program group has two robots shooting in front and back directions. There is a UAV in the air, followed by several photographers, directors, producers and other things, as well as the assistants of the guests.

Yes, it's an assistant. Although you can only bring one, one assistant is no different from ten. If there are more people, it's just a show.

Among the six artists on the scene, except Li Tiezhu, each brought an assistant.

At this time, Liu Yuan's assistant came to feed him with frozen yogurt. This is a chubby sister who takes good care of Liu Yuan. However, he is training, which makes Liu Yuan very embarrassed.

"What are you doing?"

The monitor shouted and stared at Liu Yuan sharply.

The fat sister glanced at the monitor, and then handed out a bottle of yogurt to the monitor: "here! Fortunately, I brought a car refrigerator and be nice to my family. Otherwise, his fans will scold you when the program is broadcast."

Monitor: "

Fat sister: "ice, take it! Why are you impolite, this child?"

Liu Yuan blushed: "sister Yu, you go. I don't drink. It's in military training. Don't let it."

Fat sister: "what military training? Don't you just record a program? No one is allowed to drink milk? Sponsored by the program group! Yili pure fruit yogurt."

Liu Yuan slapped himself in the face: "

Other people's assistants were not idle. Guo Xiaoxi's assistant handed him sunglasses for fear that the sun would shake his eyes. Yuan Heng's assistant was concerned about his shaving and hurt his face. Du Haibo's assistant gave him Huoxiang Zhengqi water for fear of heatstroke. Zhang Yifeng's assistant was showing him mobile phone information.

The staff of the program team didn't stop it. They just felt that this section was only a transition after all. It didn't matter whether it was used or not. It's no big deal to let the artists relax a little.

Li Tiezhu was a bit of a play for a while. He just tossed around in the dormitory, which made his blood surging. It was as expected as the real recruits.

As a result, it broke as soon as it came out.

At this moment, his not smart little head also wanted to understand that they were not separated from the real recruits. They were even separated from enlistment and training. It was obvious that they were treated differently.

He can imagine that the next "military career" is also a shrunk version.

Although it takes 50 days to join the army, it takes only 40 days except for the time on the road and rest. Forty days is not enough to train recruits, let alone others

It's just a variety show.

In particular, I feel more sorry to see the assistants "carrying food and ketchup".

Seeing that the monitor didn't answer, fat sister handed it to Li Tiezhu: "here you are. My sister likes you very much! Help my family more during training."

Li Tiezhu stood straight: "report!"

Jin Wu, the squad leader who was so annoyed, revived. In fact, if he were a normal recruit, he would have been angry, but these assistants and staff let him understand that it was just recording a program. The most important thing is that he has no experience in girls, so he is a little overwhelmed.

Jin Wu: "speak."

Li Tiezhu pointed to his fat sister: "report to the monitor, someone seduced me!"

Liu Yuan was trying to persuade his assistant, but Li Tiezhu broke his defense with a sentence: "poof, er..."

Other artists also laughed.

Fat sister: "hate ~"

Jin Wu's face twitched slightly: "don't say strange things."

Li Tiezhu: "she seduced me with yogurt. Fortunately, I am determined to follow the party! Excuse me, what should I do in this situation?"

Jin Wu: "I don't know what to do, because I haven't met it. What do you think to do?"

Li Tiezhu: "let me say, push ups ready!"

Pop pop

Li Tiezhu took the lead in lying down, followed by Liu Yuan. He didn't receive the assistant's yogurt from beginning to end, followed by Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng and Zhang Yifeng.

The monitor was moved and Li Tiezhu helped him out. In fact, he is only in his early twenties. Where have he seen these artists, assistants and program groups? He was just arranged by his superiors to perform the task, so he was stunned when he met his fat sister.

Pop!

Jin Wu also fell down: "I didn't lead the team well. I'll do it with you."

Du Haibo, holding Huoxiang Zhengqi water bottle, smiled awkwardly: "what's the matter? This is GAHA? Why push ups?"

After all, Du Haibo fell down with him.

Yuan Heng: "how many?"

Guo Xiaoxi: "yes, monitor! How many push ups?"

The assistants are all girls. They are stunned and look at each other. What shape is this? They can't go into the boys' dormitory just now, so they don't know how to do push ups.

Jin Wu: "I don't know. You ask Li Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu: "I don't know, until the assistants leave, one, two..."

Li Tiezhu began to do push ups, and others could only keep up.

Several girls scolded and left. They basically scolded Li Tiezhu. You big fool, pretending to be NIMA. Thanks to me, I still masturbated at your photos.

"Eighteen, nineteen!"

Li Tiezhu took the lead in standing up. His face was not red and he was out of breath. What's the difference between doing push ups and drinking water?

Jin Wu: "Li Tiezhu performed very well. Let's reflect. This is a soldier. Are you here for vacation? Do you need someone to wait on you? Do you need to prepare a sedan chair for you to carry you to training? Ah?"

You can't deal with women. Jin Wu hasn't counselled with men.

Other people are silent. This is the case in the circle. Besides, isn't this a program? Li Tiezhu? He's a freak. He's a great star. He doesn't even bring a special assistant.

Jin Wu asked, "why didn't Li Tiezhu's assistant make trouble?"

Yuan Heng: "report! He has no assistant."

Monitor Jin Wu was also stunned: "why, why don't you have an assistant?"

Yuan Heng: "report! Because it costs money to hire an assistant."

Jin Wu: "

Others laughed, and the answer was Li Tiezhu.

Li Tiezhu said, "the report is because I think I have hands and feet and don't need an assistant."

Jin Wu: "very good!"

Worthy of being my idol, although Yazi is not very smart, he is different from these, especially Yuan Heng, who looks like a thorn in the head.

After the episode, Jin Wu took everyone to the training ground.

Yuan Heng asked Li Tiezhu, "you really don't have an assistant? Never?"

Liu Yuan: "no assistant, do you remember your work arrangement?"

Du Haibo: "usually buy milk tea and book a ticket. Who can help? Who will take care of you when filming?"

Because this paragraph was not recorded, monitor Jin Wu didn't care about them. The chief said that just show our army's style and discipline in front of the camera. There's no need to be too strict in life. These people are not worth his soldiers' efforts. They don't deserve it.

Li Tiezhu: "monitor, you don't care?"

Jin Wu: "so... Why don't you have an assistant?"

Li Tiezhu: "er... I have hands and feet. Can't I buy a milk tea? It's not high paraplegia. I need someone to take care of it?"

Jin Wu: "that's right!"

Liu Yuan said, "brothers, let's go back and talk to the program team and our assistants. Let them stop making trouble and let us have a good and strict training. It's estimated that we can't be a soldier in this life. I'm like iron pillar, so I especially cherish this opportunity."

Li Tiezhu: "yes, please also ask the monitor to strictly ask us not to record the program. I feel it's a kind of humiliation."

Finally, the artists agreed to let the program team improve the discipline and quality of training.

Du Haibo has no say in this regard.

This paragraph was not broadcast. On the one hand, it was not important. On the other hand, it would affect the image of artists. What would the audience think when they saw that there were assistants serving tea and water in the military camp? In addition to praising Li Tiezhu, I'm afraid it's an abuse of the other five people.

After a while, the monitor took six artists to the training ground, which was a wide grass.

They met the instructor of their recruit company. Xie Tian was fierce.

"Du Haibo! What are you looking at? When I speak, I hope everyone will look into my eyes."

"Liu Yuan, can't you stand straight?"

"What did Guo Xiaoxi do? You used to be a soldier. I hope you don't let me look down on you."

"Yuan Heng, don't shake! Don't bring me to the barracks because of the habit of shaking your feet."

Later, in an interview, Liu Yuan said: "the instructor frightened me. He gave me the feeling that he wanted to eat all six of us."

Then came the idea of everyone becoming a soldier. Yuan Heng said, "because I think boys are very handsome!"

Li Tiezhu: "poof..."

The originally angry instructor was suddenly confused: "Li Tiezhu, get out of the line."

Yuan Heng gloated at Li Tiezhu.

Instructor: "what are you laughing at? Li Tiezhu."

Li Tiezhu: "because you become an adult after the age of 18. When you grow up, you are a man. Children are called boys."

Instructor: "are you a man?"

Li Tiezhu: "yes!"

Instructor: "Yuan Heng, are you a boy or a man?"

Yuan Heng scolded Li Tiezhu Shenjing Bing in his heart and said, "I'm a man and a boy."

The instructor was speechless and looked at Li Tiezhu: "help him realize that he is a man."

Yuan Heng was startled. Do you want Li Tiezhu to beat me?

Li Tiezhu thought strangely: "Hua Tianyu is the kind of boy with milk in his milk."

Yuan Heng immediately stood up and said, "then... I'm a man!"

You are Hua Tianyu. Your whole family is Hua Tianyu. How much his daughter-in-law likes Hua Tianyu, how much he hates it, thanks to Li Tiezhu's sanctions on the goods some time ago.

He was grateful to Li Tiezhu. Recently, his daughter-in-law didn't pay much attention to the king of Huage. Otherwise, he was a little worried about being a soldier for two months.

Of course, this paragraph was cut off on the program.

Instructor: "speak up."

Yuan Heng: "man!"