"This is a humiliating war in the history of the rice army war. Later, he escaped by boat."
"I've seen the cartoon of the rabbit. It's true."
"The original animation is true?"
"Is there really such an army in the world? It's incredible. It's not something human beings can do."
"I admire this army so much."
"No! Guys, we didn't lose the Korean War."
"Nanbang is almost driven into the sea. We helped them fight back to the 38th line."
"It's the same over there. The North stick is almost driven across the river, and it still goes back to the 38th line."
"We occupied Pyongyang."
"They also drove captured tanks into Seoul."
"Therefore, the United States feels that it has not lost, and China also thinks that it has won. In fact, they all have their own reasons?"
"But they held a universal captive Olympic Games."
"Ah, this..."
"This is what the Chinese often say: it is not very lethal and insulting."
So, ah, it is difficult to get a unified understanding on the debate over the victory or defeat of the war. After all, the ass is different, but when it comes to the captive Olympic Games, it really won. The magical rabbit never disappoints people.
Anyway, the real man became popular in the west, first because of epera Lee, because Kung Fu had just been released in beimi, and later because of the brilliant achievements of this mysterious and powerful army.
Many crooked nuts watch Gerry Orman on time every week, gradually giving birth to a group of crooked fruit fans who support the army and love the party.
Then, strange Posts appeared on the Internet:
"How can crooked nuts be added to PLA?"
"Is the combat effectiveness of cheniere's skin broken four Lai Bo Ruo Rui AMI related to Oriental magic?"
"If the PLA captured Wall Street, would those giants be sent to reform through labor?"
"How can we establish a base in the Andes?"
"We have a huge security company. How can we learn the guiding ideology of building the branch on the company and strengthen the transformation of the company?"
The last question was raised by sleepy dragon and Phoenix baby. This problem has plagued them for a long time. Once they thought that everything would be all right with a security company. Later, it was found that the security company had no cohesion. It was far from enough. They didn't learn the essence of the East.
However, they were confused about what to do.
An anonymous answer woke them up... First you have to have an ideological program.
So the sleepy dragon began to draft the doctrine of aenpera. It's also ha. It's embarrassing to think about it. It's been established for more than a year, but there's no program and his face is red
As in the past, as long as it is the variety show of aenpera, sleepy dragon and Phoenix baby will organize core members to watch it together and try to learn something from it.
The great epera will never record programs for money. He must want to give us some enlightenment.
In the picture, one shirtless soldier after another is drenched with ice water to challenge the cold, and the blood is surging.
The domestic Barrage is even more profound:
"It makes me cry."
"Too hot."
"After watching the soldier assault, tears came to my eyes."
"It was the Changjin Lake army!"
"After listening to Li Tiezhu's history, I was deeply shocked."
"All killed in battle..."
"Today's prosperity is hard won."
"Our soldiers have a bloody mouth."
"This is the real man!"
After the training, the company commander gave a lecture and praise, and then everyone was brought back to the dormitory to prepare for the joint ceremony. Then... Li Tiezhu contributed a lot of laughter. Self introduction and recitation of vows are difficult for learning slag from the heart.
In the afternoon, there was a blood boiling ceremony of joining the company, giving armbands and guns.
Then there is training. The hero company is an anti tank infantry, with one machine gunner and two anti tank Gunners in each class.
Li Tiezhu and the new Wu Litao were pulled to contact the operation of the anti tank rocket launcher under the guidance of the deputy squad leader.
"How heavy! Li Tiezhu, is that heavy?"
"How's it going?"
"I feel this one is heavier than yours. I have two bullets."
"Who doesn't have eggs?"
"I'm talking about missiles. No, what rocket propelled grenades. They sink me!"
"Oh."
"You're so good. Cover me later."
"How?"
"Just teach me. I only trained for one day. I can't do anything when I train recruits."
"I... I don't know."
"You are so modest! They say you are arrogant and are all rumors."
Wu Litao talked to Li Tiezhu all the way. I don't know why he always felt it would be better to follow Li Tiezhu. After all, Li Tiezhu was so powerful in soldier assault.
When he arrived at the training ground, Wu Litao made a lot of mistakes. He was trained by the class assistant to run back and forth. He was very tired.
Li Tiezhu is stable, because his action is simple. He just needs to kneel there and carry the bazooka.
Then, Li Tiezhu also overturned and was attached by Xu Sanduo again.
The height of the rocket launcher was too high. Li Tiezhu was a little flustered. The upper and lower parts were as fierce as a tiger, and finally made Wu Litao laugh.
"So you can't beg."
"Poof goose..."
When interviewed by the program group later, deputy ban looked disillusioned:
"When I knew that Li Tiezhu was coming, I thought, it's not over? He's so strong, soldier king! That doesn't kill me directly? There must be a lot of training programs, military actions and other aspects... I can't compare with him. I should learn from him. However, when he came to train, he... Helped at once. Xu Sanduo is my goal Ah, he... Makes me despair. "
Deputy ban looked at Li Tiezhu's frantic manipulation of the bazooka with a worried face. He made a fool of himself. He couldn't help but want to say: you deceived me!
Wu Litao adjusted the rocket launcher support for Li Tiezhu again, and couldn't help whispering, "Xu Sanduo isn't playing! You are Xu Sanduo and BENDUO!"
Li Tiezhu: "shut up, don't make me laugh, goose..."
Deputy class: "Li Tiezhu, is the training funny?"
Li Tiezhu: "the report is not funny."
Deputy class: "what are you laughing at?"
Li Tiezhu pointed to Wu Litao with black eyes: "report, this man looks so funny. He grows on my smile."
Wu Litao looked confused and forced, "are you still talking about me?"
Deputy class: "Li Tiezhu! Serious, you also grow on other people's laughter."
Li Tiezhu: "geese..."
Deputy class: "what are you laughing at?"
Li Tiezhu: "this rocket launcher is too light. It's always floating, goose..."
He really doesn't know why he smiles. It's not all because of Wu Litao, but more because of his embarrassment. In short, he just can't help it.
Deputy class: "
Then, Li Tiezhu was punished to squat with a rocket launcher.
Wu Litao was overjoyed. He sat down and looked at me gloating. It turned out that I was still very good, at least compared with Li Tiezhu.
"Wu Litao!"
"Yes."
"Did I let you sit down?"
"No."
"Then why do you sit down?"
"Eh? Yes, why did I sit down? Thank you for reminding me."
“……”
Then Wu Litao began to do push ups with his back gear on his back.
Looking at Li Tiezhu squatting madly, there was another confusion on the melancholy face of the Deputy class, which was completely undisguised.
Barrage:
"Don't go through the procedure, just laugh!"
"I'm so happy."
"Class mate, it's terrible."
"The idol is broken!"
"The deputy squad leader's expression is really hurt..."
"I can only say... Li Tiezhu's acting is very good."
"A song was given to the Deputy monitor when he woke up."
"Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao, two men who grow up at the laughing point, still dislike each other?"
"The king of war becomes a rookie."
After training in the afternoon, after dinner, everyone gathered in an auditorium to do a good job and start the nightlife of the military camp - singing. I was so happy that I couldn't hear what was singing. It was louder than my voice, and the model command of each company commander was the same as fighting.
When the atmosphere came, Li Tiezhu also coaxed, and then
"Li Tiezhu, one!"
"One more for Xu San!"
Li Tiezhu went straight up without any delay. First came a Shougang seven Liange:
"There is a truth that goes without saying, soldiers should go to the battlefield..."
Many soldiers sang along.
Then there is a song "chasing a dream, the heart of a child".
"Where is the world full of flowers? If it really exists, I will go..."
All the soldiers sang along.
This song, in this time and space, is specially written for this heroic army. They have always been proud of this song, so they sing at the top of their lungs.
In the song, the program released an interview with Li Tiezhu.
"Ah... I was very moved. When I was training in the army, I met some veterans. They all saw the things about the rabbit that year, and some recruits said to me, Xu Sanduo, we watched the soldier assault I'm here to be a soldier. I feel like I'm here to pay off my debts... I should practice. In this way, if someone says to me like this in the future, at least I won't be ashamed. "
After coming out of the auditorium, several other artists were very envious of Li Tiezhu.
Zhang Yifeng was even more upset: "why? I also played a lot of soldiers, more than you. Why do they only remember you?"
Li Tiezhu: "maybe it's because this role is most like everyone."
Guo Xiaoxi nodded: "yes! Mr. Zhang, our roles are mature soldiers, even officers. Ordinary soldiers don't feel much. Xu Sanduo is different. His plays are on the way to growth."
Liu Yuan: "today I really feel that brother Zhu's super popularity in the army is... A superstar!"
Wu Litao: "aren't you also red? Those female soldiers blush when they see you. Why doesn't anyone like me? I'm also an idol."
Li Tiezhu: "an idol growing on a smile? Poof..."
Wu Litao: "where am I funny? I have idol burden, yo ~ SKR ~"
Li Tiezhu: "speak well! The last one full of Freestyle has been caught."
Wu Litao: "what about my double truncation stick?"
"Ha ha ha..."
It has to be said that Li Tiezhu also felt his popularity for the first time. He always knew that he was very popular, but when he came here, he found that he was already so popular and in the army.
At the same time of pride, an unspeakable sense of responsibility also rose.