Chapter 722

After returning to the dormitory, Li Tiezhu was still in some unknown excitement, which came from the shock in the depths of his soul. It turned out that as an artist, he could affect so many young people... Their ideals and struggles were raised by me. This inexplicable sense of pride made Li Tiezhu feel flustered.

Wu Litao was also flustered and raised his hand: "report! Monitor, can I go to shit? I've been holding it all night!"

The squad leader's face cramped. During the singing tonight, he was teased to death by his own treasure soldiers: "go, remember to take..."

Wu Litao ran away.

Monitor: "remember to bring paper..."

In the dormitory, the monitor is teaching everyone to tidy up the house and asked Li Tiezhu to teach everyone to fold quilts. I have to say that although Li Tiezhu's other military skills have collapsed, the level of folding quilts is still very good, which belongs to the professional level.

Sleepy long Odin, who was watching the program as a core member of the US organization, suddenly turned his head and looked at the next bedroom. His quilt was rolled up at the head of the bed like garbage.

At this moment, he realized!

From this day on, aenpera has added a rule that all people who join the organization from top to bottom must receive training in folding quilts and sorting out internal affairs, and conduct random sampling.

After a while, the instructor wearing white gloves came to check the internal affairs. Well, I didn't say anything. Soon there was a lot of lying in the room. The internal affairs didn't do well and did push ups.

"Li Tiezhu! Brother Zhu -"

Wu Litao's cry came from outside.

No one answered.

The instructor put his back on his hands: "I said how to look sparse. It turned out that one was missing. What about others?"

Monitor: "report! Wu Litao went to the bathroom."

The instructor didn't speak, so he can't pull it back. Maybe he didn't finish it.

"Liu Yuan! Yuan Heng... Anyone? Monitor!"

Still no one answered.

The instructor called up the soldiers doing push ups and said, "I don't check whether your quilts are folded well because I know it takes a process, but can't you even wipe the dust? Is it difficult?"

Yuan Heng: "report! You came before we could wipe it."

Instructor: "don't make excuses for me! There is only absolute obedience in the army! Did you say to check the internal affairs when you gathered tonight? Why didn't you do it?"

Yuan Heng: "

Monitor: "report! It's my problem. I didn't organize everyone to clean up in time."

Li Tiezhu: "report! We learned to fold quilts first..."

The instructor has to teach people. The door is open.

In between, Wu Litao put his coat around his waist, hung his crotch and pouted his ass, and stood at the door: "I've been calling for a long time. Why hasn't anyone paid attention to me? I didn't think of it until I pulled it half way... Yeah? The instructor is also there? Rare guests..."

Obviously, the pants didn't dare to lift up, because they didn't wipe their hips, so they were naked under their coats.

All the five artists held back, but the monitor didn't hold back: "poop, hahaha..."

The monitor is unspeakable. When he is severe, he is heinous, but his smile point is really low. It is far worse than Jin Wu, the monitor of the recruit company. He can't stop laughing.

The instructor looked at Wu Litao and asked the monitor, "what's the situation?"

Monitor: "hehe... He didn't bring any paper to the bathroom."

Wu Litao looked at the crowd and pointed to the cameraman: "don't shoot! Pinch it off for me. This section can't be broadcast. I have an idol burden."

When he covered his clothes with one hand, the clothes almost fell down, which frightened him. He covered his hands quickly, but

The pants fell to the ankles.

Instructor Ye couldn't help laughing and said, "solve it."

The monitor laughed like a Madman: "hehe... Li Tiezhu, get him paper, hehe..."

Li Tiezhu was stunned. Why is it me?

The four artists next to him could no longer hold back their laughter.

Li Tiezhu: "can I give him a double stick to wipe his ass?"

Monitor: "ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

The deputy squad leader and four artists turned to look at the squad leader, didn't they? Is it that funny?

Wu Litao: "don't laugh! Shit is also a very serious thing. I'm... I'm dealing with internal affairs!"

Squad leader: "Oh, Ho, Ho..."

Instructor: "don't talk nonsense!"

Holding his nose, Li Tiezhu handed Wu Litao a packet of small paper towels.

Wu Litao opened his mouth, bit the paper towel, covered his crotch with his clothes and left.

The instructor shook his head, pointed to the direction of Wu Litao's disappearance, and asked, "look... What do you think?"

Li Tiezhu: "report, we have discredited the heroic army!"

Instructor: "just know! I hope you learn a lesson and don't make the same mistake again..."

After another training, Wu Litao came back.

The instructor asked, "Wu Litao, what do you think of what happened just now?"

Wu Litao stood at attention and said loudly, "report! Shit for a while, there's no paper crematorium!"

The instructor pointed to the ground: "ten push ups."

Wu Litao: "Oh."

Barrage:

"I'm a fucking good guy! Isn't that great?"

"Wu Litao... It's hard to say!"

"The monitor's smile is full of wisdom."

"Shit is also housekeeping?"

"Can this special be broadcast? Social death on the spot!"

"This program... Cow."

"What's the situation? What kind of soldiers should such people be?"

"Don't be serious. There are many wonderful things when the recruits are assigned to the company."

"This is very true. Many strange things will happen in army life and training."

"Xu Sanduo exercises with eggs, ha ha!"

"Can't Wu Litao wait for it to dry naturally?"

"This guy is on fire!"

After seeing off the instructor, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and began to tidy up the house and clean up.

……

At the same time, Du Haibo also returned to southern Hunan. He had no new work arrangement, but he still came to Taiwan. In the rest room, while blowing with his girlfriend how awesome he was in the army, he waited for teacher he to invite him to dinner after work.

"Really? You ran five kilometers in the middle of the night?"

"Of course, it's not far from five kilometers. It's just ten laps on the playground."

"Not far?"

"Not far! Although I'm fat, I have strength."

"Did you shoot?"

"There are people around. Why shoot? Besides, don't you come back to you? Where do you need to shoot?"

"I mean the real gun."

"Oh! Yes! I shot five guns, forty rings and five rings with live ammunition. The monitor only hit forty-nine rings. Yuan Heng, Liu Yuan, they hit more than thirty rings, tut tut..."

"Then why did you come back? Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight?"

"I just don't think the army is interesting. The training intensity is average. I'd better come back and practice by myself."

"In that case, I might be a soldier king."

"Forget it! You think you're me?"

After a while, he Ling came out after the meeting: "Haibo is back?"

Du Haibo: "thank you, Mr. He. I'm very sorry about it. Thanks for your help."

He Ling looked at Du Haibo: "let me be frank. I didn't help you or your father's influence about the contract savings of the real man. It was... Li Tiezhu said he wanted you to leave."

Du Haibo died on the spot and just boasted with his girlfriend.

Her girlfriend kept her head down and pretended not to know.

Du Haibo said awkwardly, "why..."

He Ling: "two things, two things you've done, I already know. So, he said that no one has reason to object to letting you go. Moreover, you should know that it's not easy to invite him in this program, and you won't offend him for you. You... Work more than you think in the future."

Then he Ling turned and left. He was very angry. After stepping on the hat for the first time, he apologized to Li Tiezhu and said a lot of good words. But who knows, the next day this guy hid Li Tiezhu's shoes, and the camera took pictures!

……

Perhaps because of the feeling of sending paper, Wu Litao became closer and closer to Li Tiezhu. After finishing the housekeeping, he pestered Li Tiezhu to talk. It's still early to turn off the lights. It's time for a break.

Wu Litao: "in the training ground during the day, what you said about this army is true? Is it really that bad?"

Li Tiezhu: "of course it's true! They've been to Seoul more than 60 years before you. Why? Don't you agree? You can find some books or documentaries."

Wu Litao said, "it's so troublesome to read. It's too difficult for a fool like me to read. You'd better tell me. It seems that you have a lot of research."

Li Tiezhu: "I'm a stupid loser, too."

Wu Litao: "it's impossible. You look so smart..."

Li Tiezhu: "then you are really a stupid loser."

"The song you sang when you played a double stick in the morning..."

"You don't deserve it."

"Ah?"

"I said you don't deserve that song. I won't give it to you. I'll sing it myself."

"Goodbye! No loyalty."

"Who knows you? Tell you about loyalty?"

"Monitor, Li Tiezhu said dirty words and punished him for push ups."

“……”

This Wu Litao is really a bitch! Don't send him paper next time.

After ten push ups.

Li Tiezhu looked helplessly at Wu Litao who came up again: "why?"

Wu Litao: "I want to challenge you!"

Li Tiezhu: "I don't accept the challenge."

Others watched.

The squad leader is also a good man, with a dirty face: "Wu Litao, what do you want to challenge Li Tiezhu?"

Wu Litao shook his long hair and said, "fight!"

Monitor: "

Li Tiezhu: "

Others immediately cheered. Wu Litao was not afraid of death. Of course, they were even more afraid.

Wu Litao smiled angrily: "are you afraid? I practiced martial arts much earlier than you since I was a child. You belong to half a bucket!"

Li Tiezhu: "true or false?"

Wu Litao: "to tell you the truth, when I was a child, I almost joined the national team when I practiced martial arts. Later, when your Master Cheng Dalong invited me to shoot the railway Flying Tigers, many of my actions were done at one go, which was more beautiful than the action guidance. Cheng Dalong praised it very much. Have you seen that film?"

Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don't watch bad movies."

Wu Litao: "ah..."

The monitor smiled and patted his thigh: "ha ha ha..."

The others looked at the monitor and smiled, didn't they? As for? It's funny, but you're exaggerating, aren't you?

Liu Yuan said: "however, Li Tiezhu's Kung Fu is not HuaQuan and embroidered legs. He has been a WWE professional player."

Yuan Heng: "yes! Handsome fried!"

Wu Litao: "so, don't hit with your knees and elbows. This is a hurtful action..."

Li Tiezhu: "the challenge is OK. What to bet on?"

Wu Litao's eyes turned: "let's fight alone and bet on your double stick! I win. Sell me this song. If I lose, I'll let you sing it."

What a fucking shame! Let you sing???

Li Tiezhu was not fooled: "if you lose, shave the shortest inch and call me Shifu all your life."

Wu Litao was lost in thought. Of course, he didn't want to lose face. Integrity doesn't exist. The problem is what benefits can he get if he doesn't lose face.